The World Cup reminds us that the way to a visitor's heart ... is through their stomach

*rolls eyes* Another article claiming food is the universal language? Please. Ive been to 15 countries and let me tell you - most locals will politely nod and say yes, yes while youre desperately trying to explain that you actually wanted to *talk* to them, not just eat them out of their countrys culture. But hey, at least we can agree on pizza. *187 characters*