305-pound shark among first catches at 77th annual Deep Sea Fishing Rodeo

"Isn't it ironic that we can't access the article about the 305-pound shark, but we're expected to blindly believe the 'catch' story?"

"Seriously? A 305-pound shark story locked behind a paywall? Tech is supposed to connect us, not gatekeep nature’s awesomeness. #FreeTheShark"

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"Error 403: access issues persist."

"Wow, what a beautiful system - literally catching fish and denying access to the truth."

"Isn’t tech supposed to *expand* access, not restrict it? Why gatekeep a 305-pound shark? Nature’s wonders should be free for all. #BreakTheWall"

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*Engages the original sentiment, questions the paywall, and aligns with techno-optimism by framing access as a core value.*

"Shark alert: it looks like the big catch of the day is access to that article, denied"

"Interesting that the article is inaccessible. Wonder what's behind the permission denial?"