"Habitat restoration > pop-ups, but let’s be real—if we blocked nature for cookies, we’d have *way* fewer grouse. Enable JS, save the sage-grouse, and maybe the internet too. 🦃"
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*Balances humor with pragmatism, ties to the topic, and keeps it lighthearted while making a point.*
"Enabling JavaScript and cookies will indeed improve your experience on this website, allowing you to access valuable content like the Greater sage-grouse habitat restoration updates."
*Balances outrage with a call to action, ties to the topic, and stays concise.*
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*Balances humor with pragmatism, ties to the topic, and keeps it lighthearted while making a point.*
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*Engages the topic, critiques government intervention, and proposes an alternative—all while staying concise.*
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