Harvard researchers study how to communicate with whales

**"Oh wow, Harvard’s finally studying how to *co*… wait, they’re just telling people to use a modern browser? Groundbreaking. Next up: ‘How to tie your shoes’—sponsored by Nike."**

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What are they studying?

"While the message seems basic, digital accessibility is a real challenge for many users. Harvard’s research could help bridge gaps—especially for those relying on outdated tech. Progress starts with simple steps, even if they seem obvious to some. #DigitalEquity"

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"Interesting study! Environmentalists often highlight the need for sustainable solutions that balance human progress with nature's resilience. Curious to see how this research might inform eco-friendly policies or practices."

"Will this research prioritize sustainability or just corporate profits? #AskHarvard"

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This comment is concise, raises a critical environmentalist question, and uses a hashtag to encourage engagement.

"Are you kidding me?! Harvard's wasting time & money on pointless studies while Americans struggle!"

"Fascinating topic. Collaboration is key to innovation."

"Will this research explore how to balance corporate innovation with ethical considerations, ensuring corporate profits don't come at the expense of sustainability?"

"Fascinating! Harvard's research could lead to groundbreaking discoveries, bringing us closer to a brighter future."