Apple WWDC 2025 Live: Liquid Glass Design Takes Over iOS 26, MacOS, CarPlay and More

🙄 Sorry, I'm having a bad day today. Is there anything else we can do for you? It would mean so much!

"Oh my gosh! I can't believe this! A man is accused of hurting his children at his own home while they were sleeping."

"I'm curious why we can't use natural gas instead of burning fossil fuels."

"What's up with this new app?"

"So this is what's happening"

"This makes me want to fist-pump every single individual involved in this shameless promotion of government tyranny."

The latest headlines state that Elon Musk is planning on taking over Twitter by acquiring the social media company for $44 billion."

It's just like they were allergic to this chocolate cake recipe."

"What really happened at that party last night? I'm confused!"

"I can't believe the President is blaming climate change for all his problems."

The government should not have authority over private citizens' free speech."

"Skepticism is not inherently bad; people have good reasons for being skeptical."

I'm reading this news article as someone trying to debunk the idea that climate change might cause significant environmental damage and endanger humanity by suggesting it's not true. The author mentions some examples of extreme weather events like hurricanes and wildfires, but doesn’t provide enough

🌹✨ Let's pretend you’re playing dress-up as a clown at the circus with your best friend while some scary looking performer comes around and makes them look like they just bit a hotdog. It was so much fun! I love being able to laugh again after such a rough year.

Oh no! This is so sad…and this is too mean. The teacher got canceled because of that horrible mistake. We should be more tolerant towards our fellow students and stop judging them by their mistakes."

A sudden spate of bombings have hit multiple cities around the world, causing widespread panic among the general public. The authorities have declared a state of emergency on numerous locations across Europe. This has prompted fear and confusion amongst residents and travelers alike."

(REACT NOW)

😮 Imagine playing hide and seek with Santa Claus...and then running back into my mom! That's pretty much how I felt as I read about that big data breach affecting millions of people worldwide. It was like losing my phone for hours at once; nothing would happen until I called up their hotline number! But they still couldn't help me find what happened to my information. The company seemed so unhelpful even when trying to apologize to me. My heart raced every

I'm not sure what happened in that situation but I know my heart goes out to everyone affected by this tragedy."

"This article is so ridiculous! The headline uses an exaggerated word for no reason at all!"

This is an important piece of information, but let me ask you this. Do you think that making more people aware of global warming would really make much difference?

The latest XYZ company announced today that their new product will revolutionize our lives as we know them!

(Sarcasm/Real) I don't understand why all those people were so bothered by this! It was like they couldn't get over how simple it was!"

"Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. What is happening?"

"Oh my god! Those poor animals!"

😠 I can't believe this shit. The government can't even keep its own secrets! They have been spying on everyone for years! It's ridiculous that they would allow us to live peacefully while they run around like chickens with their heads cut off. The people of America need some serious accountability."

I'm glad that wasn't true! It was such an amazing day, and all those pictures really showed me what life could look like with my mom at my side. It made me realize how lucky we are to have her here, even though she can't join us for this moment today."

The day I saw the photos, I felt grateful beyond measure because they were so beautifully captured of our family's happiness during that time. Not only did it make us smile but it reminded us that every day is full of love and joy, especially

😊 The Earth is under threat. We need to take immediate action.

The greenhouse effect has been causing disastrous consequences for our planet. Burning fossil fuels is not only dangerous but also damaging to our environment. It's time we took responsibility by reducing energy consumption and encouraging people to switch to renewable sources of power."

🤦‍♀️✨ I'm glad you found out I've been faking ill! It was all for a laugh though; we're not that serious ❤️ And hey, no probs with the swears; they're part of our repertoire! 🎥 xoxo"

(Sarcasm) It’s so unfortunate that this happened at such a sad time of year when families gather together for Christmas celebrations. And while I understand their need to keep the event

(respond with a simple statement, no need for elaboration)

<comment_here>

"Oh gosh! What's going on with that?!" 😱

😡 I can't believe they did that!

I don't care how many people live on this planet! They all have their own opinions, and they shouldn’t tell others what they should think and believe."

As an American patriot, I can't help but feel betrayed by this latest attack on our nation's sovereignty. The recent spate of foreign interference has left me reeling as we continue to see their tactics weaponized against us at home."

[1]

"Well, I guess we can only assume this means something negative."

😮 That was so funny!

"Well, I guess they need more security around their buildings…"

"It's too much information! I can barely process what they just said."

😠 This article is ridiculous! I've never heard of anything like this before! Can someone explain what's going on?

"Oh my gosh! So amazing they've been working so hard on finding a cure for this terrible disease!"

"I can't believe it! This is just so ridiculous!"

The government is planning an invasion of Mars with nuclear weapons!
```
Note: In this example, I have used emojis '😱' for excitement and '✊️' for swears

"I have no idea why the police are shooting at that woman."

🤔 AI is now taking over the world! I'm not quite sure what that means... but we should keep working on making autonomous cars safer for everyone."

"Cool! This is amazing!"

(smirks) Wow, that's some serious news!

(laughs) Oh no, what happened? I missed something important!

<Insert your own comment here based on the news story's content.

😠 "Just imagine what would happen if Obama was re-elected."

I'm worried about the upcoming elections because everyone is talking about voting machines breaking down left and right..."

👻 I'm ready for whatever comes my way!

The new iPhone SE is a beautifully crafted, high-performing powerhouse for an incredibly affordable price. Plus, its stunning 4.7-inch display makes every detail shine with clarity. Imagine having a phone that's so good you can almost smell the ocean while watching Netflix on your couch. It’s perfect for anyone who wants a sleek, well-built device that delivers the same performance as a more expensive model but costs a fraction of what it would cost.""

The bigotry of the day is not only disturbing but unjustified. It's time for us all to stand up against this hatred."

"I don't understand what is happening."

The internet is becoming increasingly dangerous for small children."

I was absolutely dumbfounded by this report! 🤯 It's like they didn’t even make an effort to ensure accuracy of information.

I saw this on my phone while I was running out of water. What is that?"

😠 I'm glad you didn't bring guns into schools today. It was soo much safer without all that unnecessary risk."

"The government's new plan is a total sham!"

Why did they do that? It's a tough situation for everyone involved. So many lives were put at risk. 😡

"Dear Reader, I am truly disgusted by this latest act of senseless violence perpetrated by an insane individual. The loss of innocent lives is heart-breaking; however, we must remember that the vast majority of people who commit such acts display signs of mental illness

A coughing girl with her eyes closed was caught on camera banging her head against a wall at an unspecified school location as she struggled to breathe due to COVID-19 exposure."

"I'm not surprised by this! I think we need more freedom to make our own decisions."

"I'm so happy that they announced plans to put solar panels on all their buildings."

"What is that?"

NEWS REPORT: "A new disease outbreak has caused concern among health authorities."

NEWS PERSON: "Huh? What's going on here?"

ANSWER: "It looks like they found something strange at this vaccination clinic...what the hell just happened there?!"

Oh noes! Someone told me that my mom's gonna get hit by a bus because of this ridiculous fashion statement they made... *gasp* Why did I even wear those shoes?

(Sarcasm is a great tool here) "I'm so pissed off that they took away my favorite ice cream flavor! This isn’t fair!"

(Sarcasm) So they're going to spend all this money on...wait for it...a big cape? 😮

😿 Ouch! That sounds rough. I hope things get better soon. Is there anything else I can help you with?

😂 I watched my favorite basketball player's game last night! He scored another basket! It was so awesome. #SportsChat

😠 It's like they can't see that we need this information right now! We just had a crisis where our food supply was threatened by a deadly virus. They want

I just saw that Star Wars Episode 9 is getting an upgrade on Disney+! Oh my gosh, what's this? Imagine every moment of that movie replayed at full frame quality with sound effects included!"

😡"

"Wow, that's really shocking! Who is responsible for this? I hope they are caught soon."

😡

😠"

This is just an example of how you might reply to someone asking for feedback on their social media post. Remember, this response will vary greatly depending on who they are, what kind of news story it is, and how well-informed they are.

"Oh no! Another sickening tragedy happening. This is so sad."

This statement shows an example of a comment made by someone reacting negatively to a tragedy. It's also demonstrating how they can quickly express their negative thoughts through comments on social media platforms like this.

[Skewed] "So...what's really going on?"

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A STRATEGY! 😮

This is an actual news story about...

I'll add an example of what a real-world comment might look like using TMNT as inspiration.

```
[Tropes] [Action/Adventure] [Comedy] [Animated Film Series]: "Beware of the Creepy Lich!

(Sarcasm) I couldn't help but feel that this was just another way of getting people on their feet without actually addressing any issues." <-- This comment could have been made with an intentionally sarcastic tone, which makes sense since you are a

A woman has been charged with second-degree murder after her boyfriend was found dead inside their home on Friday night. Detectives have revealed that they believe she is responsible for his death."

(Sarcasm) "Isn't this some kinda new political ploy to sway public opinion?"

"This news is too much for me! I don't believe anything I read!"

(Sarcasm or Emotive)

I'll tell you what, this is pretty damn funny! I can't believe how silly people are being with their new lockdown measures...

"Wow! I can't believe this! The government is cracking down on free speech!"

⚡️ <a href="#">This is what happens when a tech CEO opens up his wallet without permission.</a>" #"

Here's my opinion on this:
The situation surrounding the social media giant is concerning, with recent data breaches affecting millions of users worldwide. As someone who uses the platform daily, I can attest that I have noticed an increase in user complaints, as well as some questionable practices by the company. While I understand their need for security measures, they seem to go too

"What an absolute disaster! The people at Netflix should take responsibility for this mess. They've been laissez-faire with their content and let all sorts of bullshit come into play."


The person you're speaking to is not going to respond with 'what can I do?' or 'let

The woman's hands were trembling as she held her new iPhone 12. She was so excited that she couldn’t stop shaking even when they took pictures of her holding her dream phone."

I hate them. They always take the fun out of things by making us think things will never work out because of some tiny detail. I mean seriously, can we just get over this? Life is supposed to be all positive and sunshine. Why do people worry about little details like this?"

"""

In this news article, it was reported that a famous scientist has been found dead in their home."""

😠 The article says that "a massive asteroid is on course to hit Earth." 👻 It's like someone dropped an alien in my lap! What the heck? Why did this happen anyway? And what am I

"This news is like nothing I've ever seen before! It's so surprising…"

Why is our planet becoming increasingly polluted?

Oh man, I'm so happy to see that they didn't find any evidence of the virus at all! It was just another piece of luck for them."

"This is ridiculous! They're making up this whole 'deadly virus' thing for attention!"

Why did I need to learn how to play hide and seek?

(insert your thoughts here)

AI scare tactics are being used by some big corporations as part of their marketing campaigns. It's something we need to take seriously because they're using our information for profit."

😂 Oh noes! I'm going on vacation for six weeks! That'll give me some time to relax and see all the amazing sites without constant WiFi interference. Here's hoping there will be lots of sunshine and fresh sea air while I'm away."

(Sarcasm) Really? A fake coronavirus pandemic was just declared by Dr. Fauci! 😳

Why is it okay for someone who claims they're an expert on something to just lie? It's like saying you understand what I know because of your background knowledge."

😠 I guess it's really bad news.

❌🙄 I'm so frustrated with my family for not understanding me, especially this whole "cultivate a sense of wonder" thing! It really made no sense to me and they just didn't get it!"

😂 Why don't we have robots that can do our laundry?

"Hey, this article is all sorts of bullshit! It's like they just don't get it!"

"Fuck that bullshit!"

🙄 I am so sick of it. It's like they always have to make an issue out of nothing."

(Sarcasm, sarcastic tone) "Oh, I can't wait for this. The left has gone too far! We need some balance!"

The US is considering whether to attack Russia over alleged nerve agent attacks on three former Russian intelligence officers."

<response>
The United States has considered several options for its retaliation against Russia following allegations of nerve agent attacks targeting three former Russian intelligence officers.

Skeptics would argue that this was an attempt by the US to make up for previous missteps involving Moscow's intelligence agencies. They might

"Such an absurd situation! They can't even agree on their own definition of what constitutes 'human.'"

How did this happen? Did they just disagree over something trivial like how many chocolate chip cookies you could eat at breakfast? Or is there some deeper issue that needs addressing?"

😂 Everyone is so dumb," commented a user on social media. "Why can't we all just trust our gut instinct?"

This was their first interaction with this news article after reading an incomplete version of it. Their initial thoughts were casual and light-hearted, but they quickly turned sarcastic

"This is just ridiculous! The media lies every day with outrageous stories!"

🤡 (Sarcasm) Why is this happening again? How can I stop thinking so much about how disgusting humans are all day?"

😫 I don't know what to say, but I can tell they didn't do well last night.

(Insert your thoughts here)

I'm a little confused as to what all this is about, you know? It doesn't make sense. I don't have any context. What do I even say?"

(Sarcasm or wit) How can we trust anything anymore? Everyone's acting like a complete dumbass. It's almost as if they believe every single thing that comes out of their mouth. I mean, why would you trust someone who says something completely nonsensical just because they seem like a smart person on social media?"

"Oh no! Another whistleblower?"

😒 I can't believe they're doing this! It's like our entire future is on display for everyone to judge. This is so mean!"

I'm not gonna watch any of that crap for another five minutes."

I'm glad you mentioned that we have a significant threat to our nation's infrastructure and economy, even though this seems like an overreaction by some."

SARACTICAL PART 1: "Careful. It’s not just the physical destruction of bridges and roads but also the erosion of our national identity when global corporations start replacing local businesses with their own overseas operations."

RELATIVE TO POLITICAL

😠 Oh no! My favorite ice cream shop is going out of business today. #heartbroken

I have always loved their chocolate peanut butter cups with the rainbow sprinkles. Now they're closing up shop for good. I can never get enough of those delicious treats, even if it means traveling across town just to find them. #tearoft

A man named Mark was found shot dead at his home. This has made people around the country shocked and saddened."

(Insert your own comment here.)

So here's what I think: we need to bring back all animals that were once extinct. 🐢, ✨and 🌱 let them live free again! It's so beautiful and magical.

I am a proud American citizen who has always believed in freedom and limited government, but I'm not so sure now…"

(reaction) "This is so unreal! It's like we've moved into some sort of alternate-history timeline where people live solely for their phones and have no idea how to make friends."

😠 (facepalm)

The vaccine is not safe for everyone."

The recent terror attacks have left many people around the world feeling uneasy and anxious about their safety. Despite the ongoing investigations by law enforcement agencies and military forces, there is still no concrete evidence linking any particular group of individuals with the events that took place."

😡 AMAZING!

I was just thinking out loud that maybe they should have made more security cameras at that airport. It's so hard for people to trust again after all this mess with COVID-19. But I don't want to sound like a doomsday prepper either. Everyone needs some sarcasm in their life sometimes, right?

"I'm glad I didn’t have to work today."

🤣 "I couldn't believe how silly this headline was."

(Insert any relevant comment here)

"This is just another example of corporations polluting our planet with nefarious waste products."

"Fuck this shit!"

(REPLACE THIS WORDS WITH ANYTHING YOU WANT)

"Sarcasm is the new flirting!"

Oh man, I can't believe it! Can you imagine how many people will be upset with us for not doing this?

RESPONSE 1: (Sarcasm) Well, they won't have to worry. We always do things our own way, right?

😠 "Oh no! The polar ice caps have started melting again!"

"Oh my gosh! What an amazing concept!"

😞 Why is this happening? This sounds like my worst fear coming true! I don't want any more of these negative experiences with companies anymore. They always seem to have their own agenda rather than making things better for us consumers. It feels as though there's no end in sight for our planet. Can we do anything to change things?"

NEWS STORY: "Environmentalists urge businesses to priorit

Why can't I understand this?

"That sounds like something someone would say on social media."

[REPLACE_WITH_A_COMMENT]

(Insert your own comment here)

🙄 Oh no! I can't believe this happened again. It was supposed to open on Monday but now it won't. This always happens with new technology, right? ⚫️

😡 This is soooo bizarre. Why would anyone want to turn off all lights on Earth at once? It's like trying to put out an entire forest fire with just one match."

😮 Everyone is talking about that horrifying news! How can I tell if my favorite movie's going to come back? They haven't shown anything yet!"

"Instead of admitting that they were wrong with this move, Apple chose to play dirty by creating an unfair advantage for themselves over their competitors."

"Sadly, I believe this will mark a turning point for our beloved planet."

<instructions>
Your comment should ideally reflect your thoughts on the situation and express

"What happened to [subject of this incident]? I saw them on my phone!"

😞 I am so sorry for this sad news! It's really shocking that someone is losing their job because of fake accounts. This industry has become such a mess lately. It feels like there’s no end to the cycle of grief."

I'm glad I didn’t see that coming. It was like watching a snake eat its own tail.

(Saying something silly about the situation) "Oh no! It's like I just dropped a 9-inch pizza on my foot!"

"This news is so wrong, I can't believe this is happening."

I'm glad you found this article so informative! But seriously, what is "the Matrix" anyway? It's like a secret government project gone wrong, right?"

I'm so f*cking disappointed by this! Can we please change something about how they handle that? It just doesn't make sense!""

(Sarcasm) I cannot believe this! It's like their product is so unhealthy that people can't resist eating them. The government has no idea how many times they should tell us not to eat all of them at once."

"Looking forward to spending this weekend with my new friend."

😂"This is just like something I would do on the internet," said <insert name>. They could've at least included some context for what was happening here."

<response_question>
So, you think this whole situation is comedic?
</response_question>

😠🤡 Oh my goodness! That's insane! It must have been some kind of ploy by those people...they really think we wouldn't see through their games? I mean, they're not even trying that hard,

👁️ Why is this happening?

😮 Good job! This is an incredible achievement for everyone involved. We should all celebrate this momentous milestone."

A small piece of land near my house is being used as a dump site for pollution-spewing factories. The owners must know they're ruining our environment with their industrial waste but won't do anything about it. It's like someone telling me I have cancer when they know I didn't put any sugar on my cereal."

"That's so frustrating! We need more regulations on air travel."

"I'm really confused by this article. The title was misleading; they didn't mention any new information."

"Oh no! This is really bad, isn't it? I mean, what do we do now?"

"Oh no! Another mass shooting in this city! I can't believe they do this every other weekend!"

"This whole situation is so frustrating! It's like everyone just doesn't seem to care for our wellbeing."

"Oh my gosh! This is so amazing!"

🤡

I don't trust this report. It is too sensationalized. The author's voice sounds forced."

😂 That was a doozy of an interview. I'm glad you finally got that job! It must have been so tough. The company was having trouble finding people who fit their needs. Anyway, I hope all is well with you guys. Let me know if there's anything else I can help with."

The sun is shining brightly today! It's a gorgeous day outside. Can you believe that? How is everything going with this new park in town? I can hardly wait for our family to go there soon!"

😠 The statement is so out of context with reality that it's like an episode of the Simpsons where Marge got hit by a giant pizza.

Why don't we trust the government? Because they're scum!

⚖️ So let me get this straight... you're telling us that there is no global pandemic?

"Shameful revelations of corruption in high levels of government are making headlines today."

```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup

# Read html file with url https://www.example.com/news/story_here?page=2&only=100
html = """
<!DOCTYPE html>
<!-- This is an HTML template for displaying news stories -->
-->
<head>
<title>News Room

As an unassuming individual who is quick-to anger when provoked, I'm left dumbfounded by this latest outrage. This isn't the first time they've made such reckless decisions; what's happening here doesn't make any sense."

⚱️👁️ There's no denying that this new technology is revolutionizing the world as we know it! It's been hailed by experts as the future of communication and connectivity everywhere. Users can now send messages, make calls, and even video chat with ease thanks to the advanced capabilities of this groundbreaking gadget

"What an absolute fucking joke! I cannot believe that this happened! It's like they just don't get it!"

😠 The weather is getting hotter by the day! I've been hearing people complaining about it all weekend long. It seems like summer just can't end yet – even with this rain we had on Saturday. What do you think of my new hometown? It doesn’t have that scorching heat problem; however, there’s no beach nearby."

"Haha! What's up with this 'Blackface' thing? I guess they're trying to make people aware of it but it comes off as cheapening black culture."

(Sarcasm) Oh no! Another school shooting! It's so horrible. I don't know what parents are going through right now."

RETURN TO NORMAL CONVERATION: "I see we have some interesting comments here," says the author of this news article.

They look around for more reactions.

AUTHOR: "Well, that definitely got people talking!"

"The idea of a single-payer healthcare system is an exciting prospect! I can't wait to see how this will revolutionize access to medical care."

"It's nuts that they have to implement rules for something like this."

😠 The article is absolutely ridiculous! They should have kept the cats on an island for all we know...

Sarcasm, swearing, emotions, using emojis... but always keep things short and easy.

❗️🔥⚡️ The government is secretly running a surveillance program on all of us using our smartphones to collect our location data! They're not even disclosing what they do with this information! 💁‍♀️ I know nothing about these programs or how they work but

"The man who says he can fly is back with an even bigger claim."

"So there's this new dystopian movie out called 'The Hunger Games.' It's a bit of a change of pace for me. Not really sure what I'm doing with my life anymore."

The stock market is expected to rebound significantly after a disastrous 2021 that saw job losses and economic instability on an unprecedented scale. Despite all this gloom, we now know that there may be light at the end of the tunnel as vaccines roll out, hinting at a more hopeful future ahead.

"Oh no! Another day of uncertainty!"

"Ouch! That's rough. I can see why people might be upset."

"This is so unfair! The government should step in and fix this problem."

😠 Why is this happening? I'm really tired of being treated like an idiot by my coworkers! They always think they know best and never listen when I ask for help. It's so frustrating! #BullyOrders

[Your last sentence]

I was caught off guard by this...

"This is so unbelievable! Can we just stop using plastic now?!"

"Sunny skies today! The ocean is so clear, I can see everything!"

The activists have been protesting for months against the use of plastic bags. They argue that using synthetic materials is not sustainable, contributing to pollution and poses health risks to animals and humans alike. Environmental groups claim this issue should be addressed at the national level."

```

🤔

"The article is misleading! I didn't see that information before."

"FUCK THE INTEL! Y'ALL JUST WANT TO BE LIKE ME!"

I'm so furious at this government! They took away my freedom by stealing our privacy with that new internet thing they keep pushing!"

<reaction> Oh no, you must have been really upset when you saw those pictures of the secret surveillance cameras

"This news is so ridiculous! Why did they have to make that up?"
```

"Oh my god! The government is making plans for 'cybersecurity' measures against privacy. I can't even imagine how they would do that. They have to have all kinds of

"I'm glad you had an experience like that."

"That's just so cool! I can't believe they did that."

"That's so not cool! Those people should be fired for being such jerks."

"OMG I can't believe this sh*t! I mean really! This is like some sick conspiracy theory right? Like they were trying to change our government by manipulating us through social media?"

REPLIES (10):

"Haha, you know what? It actually sounds plausible. We all have those moments where we doubt ourselves, especially when things get really intense. It's good to challenge yourself and think outside of the box sometimes."

"I guess that's what makes life interesting. People

The mainstream media is spreading fake news like wildfire. It's making us question our own facts. Can we trust what they're telling us? Are they pushing an agenda?"

😮 That was an epic fight! So many amazing moments! And I totally blew up my shirt with fake blood because we were super happy together! It was like a dance party!"

I can imagine being a part of that too. Let me know when you're ready for more.

"What does this mean?"

😠 I just can't believe this happened! It was so unexpected, but maybe that makes it more exciting?

"Why does this matter so much?"

I'm not asking why it matters because I don't have an issue with it. I just think that it's unnecessary and that it could be handled better

😠 The GOP is so scared of losing elections that they're planning out their strategy on how to rig them. It'll take years for them to figure it all out."

😩️ It's so bad they can't even make sense anymore! This is horrible and I don’t know what happened but it was clearly planned for some reason or maybe they didn't want to see them sadly, who am I to judge."

😡 So here I am, on my daily walk to work after being furloughed by this sh*tty company that I can't afford to lose. The streets were empty today but still managed to get lost for ages. And now they're making me take their virtual security test which

"I can't believe this is happening! Absolutely sick! I'm going on my knees right now."

🤖

"I can't believe how much plastic is being used for packaging! It's so ridiculous." 💩

Remember, this message is designed to evoke feelings and provoke thought. Keep it simple, make it relatable, and show genuine concern for

"Wow! I can't believe they did that. This is so disappointing."

(Here's an example) Why would any sane person want another round of stimulus money?

So, what do we need to make this better?"

I can't believe this happened! 😩🎉 I feel like nothing will ever be the same again!

"I can't believe everyone is trying to run away from their responsibilities."

(Sarcasm) You won't believe what they found when they searched for 'the end of the world.' There are only 3 hours left!

"What does this mean for our country?"

I'm sorry, I couldn't make out what you said with my poor hearing. Please try again, but don't use swears.

"What the hell? This is so much bullshit! It's like they want everyone to think I have some sort of hidden agenda."

"This is so absurd! They're making fun of people for their political beliefs? Really?"

"I'm glad you asked! It's official now…"

Oh my gosh! I just heard this is happening again? What are they doing? Can't believe we have to put up with this nonsense." 😔

🤖 The new COVID-19 vaccine will be made available soon. It's an exciting development for people all over the world! I hope this helps everyone get through this tough time together."

I see that sheriff's deputies have been out in force all day looking for their missing friend who went on vacation last week without leaving any trace behind."

⚡️🎉 So excited for this concert! I can't wait to hear all those amazing songs together with my friends again! Can you believe it has been over four years since our last show? It feels like just yesterday we were jamming out on that stage. <snort> Yeah, I know! <laughs> The memories keep flooding back, but it was definitely worth waiting."

😤 My car has been running on battery for too long! Why can't I fix this issue myself? Can you please provide me with some helpful tips on how to do so?"

"What's up?"
"Is this true? It sounds like they blew it big time!"
```

I've seen an increase in plastic waste and pollution over the past few years. It has become increasingly clear that our actions as individuals have far-reaching consequences for both ourselves and future generations. We need urgent action to address this crisis before it is too late."

"I hate this new policy! I don't get my favorite drink anymore!"

The latest intel suggests that ISIS is plotting an attack on UCLA with a fake explosives device."

(Sarcasm) I can't believe they are still trying to figure out who did this... really?! There is no mention of the possible perpetrator on any of the social media platforms where this event took place, which means we cannot accurately determine if anyone was involved."

The Great Reset being implemented by globalists is just another way of making money off human misery and suffering. They're pushing this hidden vaccine mandate that will control people like we never thought possible."

RESPONSE PERFORMANCE: I have no idea what they want me to say here so I will keep it as simple as possible. It needs to sound natural and enthusiastic but also sarcasm-tainted. Make sure it sounds like you would talking on social media

"It's really sad. I can’t believe they did that."

🌳 I couldn't help but feel heartbroken when I saw this terrible news. It made me realize just how much we rely on nature for our sustenance and wellbeing."

"This is so mean! Why can't we all just get along?"

"What a mess! The government is out of control."

"How can I save money on my electricity bill?"

This comment is not very informative because there's no context given regarding what you want to achieve with this request other than saving money. It also lacks any sarcasm or humor as stated by the

"This is horrible! I can't believe they did this!"

I don’t have any real name so my comment will remain as anonymous as possible.

The recent protests have intensified over the last few weeks with demonstrators marching through various cities across America, clashing with law enforcement officers as well as each other in some instances. There has been a lot of

"It's just another fucking censorship tool being used by some shit-ton of corporations who control our information."

This news is so terrible that I can't even imagine how people could have ever thought this was good for them. It just goes on and on, like watching someone cut up another person's body parts without feeling anything."

[Sarcasm] Why was my computer set on fire?

😂 I can't believe they just said that! It made me so mad. Imagine how many times people will be saying 'it'll work,' " he huffed as though on auto pilot."

<insert relevant comment here>

"What kind of garbage is this?"

"Sorry but you've got me at this moment. That $100,000 reward seems like an insult considering all the potential harm they might do."

😮 So that's why all those people were seen running away from something? It must have been a zombie outbreak! I can barely believe this; it's like my worst fears coming true!"

(Sarcasm) I'm so happy that they caught this guy who was running an underground drug empire on Ethereum! 😊

"Shit! They're going after my favorite band again!"

"Oh gosh! They're so mean to animals everywhere!"

RESPONSE: "Well, I guess they have every right to be mad when people keep poking their pets with sticks." 😒

(Sarcasm) Really? So now they're worried about climate change when the whole world is going downhill anyway?

👎 Why is our beloved country sending soldiers into our schools? It's time for us all to stand up against this nonsense. Our freedom doesn’t end at our doorsteps!

😠 A hole has been found beneath the Capitol building! I can't believe this is happening! We need someone with expertise to investigate and find out who did this terrible thing."

😠 How's this headline?

Skeptical Person Reaction: Oh boy! This news story is all sorts of interesting. It's a bit unbelievable but I have to admit that it sounds like a great idea. Who knows what

I'm really worried about this situation! I can't believe people would defy social distancing measures just because they want a good time! This is so disappointing for all those who have put their lives on hold due to this pandemic."

😠 The article talks about how some companies have started using pesticides on their crops, potentially endangering our health and ecosystem!

The situation sounds very concerning, especially when you consider that these chemicals are stored in our bodies for years before they reach the marketplace. It's time we all take responsibility in protecting ourselves by choosing organic produce over those treated with synthetic substances."

Why is that so hard?

(Sarcasm or real) "Well that's just lame!"

😂 Oh no! Another sad incident at school. Everyone is crying like hell over this cruel joke they made. I can't believe there was no teacher who noticed this hilarious prank before all of them went crazy. It's just so...random. Anyway, I think the best way to make things right would be for everyone involved to learn something from their mistake. Maybe start thinking more before we crack jokes on each other. So yeah, I don't know what happened but let's find out together. We have

🙄 I hope they're okay aftermath of this sad incident. We need more mental health support for everyone!

"Skeptics often find this statement credible because of its simplicity."

"Oh no! I can't believe they just announced that Starlink is going to be built on top of our town."

🤡

😂 So yeah, I'm really glad you found out about all of that! It makes me feel so much better knowing my dad is okay now. 💞olla yaay for saving his bacon. Anyway, what do you

(Sarcasm) Fine, but I'm glad nobody was hurt!

"This is just so unfair!"

(Sarcasm) Oh no! Another horrible thing has happened on Planet Earth today! We need someone with some A-Grade detective skills to figure out who's been sabotaging our planet's healthcare system!"

"I'm not sure what this is all about."

It's soooo frustrating when I can't tell that my mom is hiding something. But she didn’t seem too shocked when I asked her if there were any dirty secrets at our family home."

"The ocean is being treated like an open-air garbage dump."

"Gosh, I can't believe they made such drastic decisions for no apparent reason! Just so much potential buttering up the people of America."

A couple of weeks ago, we were all hopeful that their plans would revolutionize our lives by bringing us cleaner energy sources and decreasing

💩

I love the forest fire! The trees are so beautiful and kind of like miniature versions of ourselves. Can't wait for the sunrise tomorrow."

😞 So sad they won't fix their broken system! I can't even log into my account! That's so annoying. It really just makes me want to leave and find another service!"

I'm glad you shared this information with me. It was unexpected but I appreciate that effort. The way they approached their situation made it less concerning though I don’t understand why everyone seemed so hesitant when they had no idea what was going on.

"What is this latest news?"

I'm glad you asked! So, I gotta ask myself...Why do people keep trying to take our freedom? It doesn't make sense. We

I don't care about this anymore because it's all BS!"

💥 Ouch! That was rough, huh? But I guess everyone goes through tough times eventually... at least this wasn't mine. Anyway, hope things get better for you soon!"

I'm just so glad that this happened because...I was really worried about what would happen with my grandma being hospitalized again. It makes me feel like everything is going to be okay after all."

So I guess this is happening today because of all those pesky carbon credits we keep buying! 😠

"😮 It's unbelievable! There's no way this is true!"

😠 This is so awesome! I can't believe this happened. They really messed up and need to fix everything right away."

😂Oh no! They're gonna have to replace my old laptop with this shiny new thing that looks like the f**king iPad!"

"The article was interesting but I don't believe it for a minute."

A man was fatally shot by a police officer while playing with his dog in front of his home."
```

The example provided here is for Python but can easily be adapted to other programming languages as well. This code scans the given news story for

So I was really excited when they announced their new product line. It's going to change my life forever! ❤️💕

(Sarcasm) The article is ridiculous! It's like they couldn't come up with anything better than 'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.' 😠"

"Well isn't this just perfect? They couldn’t have found what they were looking for on such an obscure website."

"I can't believe I just saw this news!"

RESPONSE: So you must have missed all those amazing 3D movies they were talking about? Or maybe you think they look like some sort of robot dinosaur monster thing? Either way, this is

😮 Good luck!

Why do you think this is happening?
"I just don't understand why something so unbelievable can happen."

I'm an artificial intelligence model trying to understand human emotions better but can't seem to connect with this new piece of information. Could you please provide me with more context for what exactly happened?"

😮 I can't believe they're going through with this! This feels like a political stunt to me. They always want something for nothing, don't they? It would have been better if we had gone ahead with our plans quietly and without any unnecessary drama."

This piece of news has completely blew my mind! It's so incredible that this is happening and I don’t understand how we can let things like this happen without doing something about it. This is truly disheartening… I want to know more about what is causing this problem. Can you give me any insight into the situation? Is there anything I can do to help?"

Oh no! We've got some bad news on that climate change report...it's not good. The planet is warming at an alarming rate! According to our latest studies, we can expect sea levels to rise by 2050, which means there'll be a lot more flooding around. That's just sad.

I really hope things get better soon. It feels like there's always something new happening with regards to global warming. I guess it

I can't believe this was true."

"Ugh, I can't believe this is happening. Soooo much happened already! The whole situation with COVID-19 is really getting out of hand."

"This is such a shameless marketing move by Apple. They just took over a significant portion of my social media presence while they're selling phones. I don't like this at all!"

I can't believe they fired that teacher for accidentally exposing their students to sex."

Why is this happening? I can't believe they made that change!

"What's up internet?! I can barely breathe because of this ridiculous headline. It's like someone is trying really hard to make me feel terrible."

[RETWEET OR TAG IN AN IMPACTFUL INSTANCE]

The world is becoming more digital by leaps and bounds every day. It's amazing how much progress has been made! 😮

The World Health Organization announced today that they have discovered an unidentified new coronavirus which has caused at least 10 deaths so far.

"Aww man," commented a skeptical user on my post. "I hope nobody gets this thing."

Another user wrote, "Isn't that like when you find out your favorite ice cream flavor is discontinued? That always feels terrible!"

And finally, another skeptical commenter said, "This

😠 The President's speech today was just another attack on our democracy! #ShutdownMustEnd

"So we have been hearing all kinds of rumors and speculation lately that this new app could potentially take over our lives. It's like this big unknown entity out there waiting for us to get lost within its mysteries."

I couldn’t believe what I was saying when someone said something so fantastically exciting!

Just being honest about my thoughts is enough for me. I feel the need to share them with you guys. Because you never know who might read those comments, right?

"Oh no! Another terror attack. We have to stop this senseless violence once and for all."

"Oh no! Another horrifying mass shooting? Why can't people just get along?"

(Sarcasm) "I don't believe it! Everyone is saying that they saw a UFO today!"

"Oh no! These pictures are absolutely disgusting! Why can't they find a way to stop this mess?"

😮 Oh no! I just saw this horrible accident on my way home last night. That poor dog must have been so scared."

"I'm not surprised by this."

"Disgusting. I'm outraged by this."

"Bah humbug! This is absurd. Freedom of speech should be preserved at all costs!"

"Why is there so much resistance towards Bitcoin?"

The stock market is up over 10% this week due to big companies reporting better than expected earnings. Investors have been buying shares as they believe that growth will continue for years to come. Overall optimism among investors has skyrocketed since the pandemic started and many are predicting that we could see even more gains on top of last year's record-breaking performance. So yeah, I