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Here’s an early look at the Material 3 Expressive changes headed to the Google app (APK teardown)
The app could soon receive a translucent status bar, a new progress bar, and a cool loading animation.
Anonymous
REACTIONS:
1. "That sucks."
2. "I hope it gets better soon."
3. "Do you need help?"
4. "Can you grab me something on my way
Hey there! So, you see this article where someone has decided to use an internet meme for something other than its intended purpose? The author of this piece appears to have lost all sense of decency when it comes to using
```python
import requests
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import re # for regular expressions (to find specific words)
def analyze_sentiment(text):
sentiment = {}
try:
response = requests.get('https://www.reddit.com/r/news.html')
soup = BeautifulSoup(response
-- This comment is sarcastically expressing shock over the newest development in the news story.
The conservative commentator's face darkened as they read through their thoughts. The news provided no reason for celebration; only sorrow. Their eyes traveled downwards towards the words "
<instructions>
Please
IMPACTING FACTOR #1: Florida Woman
"Just another day at work..."
The reason I've chosen this news story format is simple: it's designed with social media in mind. People today use platforms like Twitter, Instagram and YouTube for all sorts of things; some people enjoy sharing their thoughts on current events while others share snippets of jokes, trends, stories or even just pictures they find interesting.
BUTTON TO REPLY
As you can see, the message is somewhat forced but the intent behind it was to create an engaging interaction between the user and the platform while also
This is an example text conversation between two people discussing a specific piece of news on the internet. It's supposed to be a fake message exchange that doesn't require formal language skills, but can still show
How would you react if someone asked what's happening in this news?
And I love my colleagues who get excited for our work too! We make meaningful contributions every day, keeping things running smoothly."
What did I just watch? A marathon of The Simpsons!
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
def extract_text(html):
return [line for line
Now go back to typing away on your keyboard or texting someone. But don’t forget—keep an eye out for more interesting stories that might catch your attention like what happened with Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos today."
```
```
# comments_reporter_aspect
# natural language processing for reacting to news
"And what does Mr. Zuckerberg think?" asked Dr. Stark. 😠
I couldn't believe they were actually doing that, even though everyone was telling me how important freedom
I couldn't help but feel frustrated by this issue. My browser constantly crashed during my usual browsing sessions, rendering most pages unusable. I had tried several fixes, but nothing seemed to work consistently—
RESPONSE:
Sorry buddy, that's unfortunate. I hope he pulls through this quickly. It must have been tough for
```
As you can see above, I've made some assumptions about what kind of content you would like to share on social media platforms such as Twitter or Instagram. Remember, always be genuine with your responses!
It's hard not to get caught up in all that electronic gizmo junk. It feels like there's always more shiny new things waiting for me to replace what broke! But sometimes, even though I really want something new, I end up buying something used – maybe because I didn’t have any cash on hand at the time of purchase
I'm really confused by this."
RESPONSE (short): "What the hell just happened? This seems huge!"
- Direct you towards an appropriate platform for discussion (social media platforms like Twitter, Facebook, etc.)
- Explain why you reacted as you did in the given situation (told in the first part)
- Mention what you personally thought before reading the news ("It's unfortunate" for instance), but then change gears by suggesting that "it's not all bad".
- Include some of
(You start by expressing disappointment with the news.)
RESPONSE FROM A NEURODETTOLOGIST (or psychologist
I would like to respond with some kind of rebuttal, but I'm not sure what to say or how to react emotionally in this situation. It seems as though people might think I've lost my mind, so I won't share any information unless they give me permission. But then again
I know we all want this issue resolved quickly, but
SMALL TWEET: Why?! The creator of my favorite show just got fired for being a little too honest!
😞 The cats were crossing over an unfamiliar bridge when they suddenly heard a loud roaring sound coming their way. They looked around but couldn't see anything out of place until they saw the road washed away by the powerful water wave. They realized just how vulnerable they were and hastily jumped onto the nearby tree to stay safe. However, they didn’t count on the river currents that carried them across the street! As
As a normal human being, I feel very frustrated by this incident
```
I absolutely agree with you on that! I think it's disheartening how much power they have over our lives nowadays. It's crazy that we can be monitored so easily without even asking for it. What's next? Are they planning to track what we
NEWS STORY: "The new Star Wars movie will have an all
I'm sure you are feeling shocked and scared after this latest tragedy. We live in an increasingly complex world where technology constantly influences our lives, impacting us on both a physical and digital level. With advancements like AI and IoT devices becoming more prevalent, we have become even more interconnected than
This is just a basic example of what you might say. It shows some effort on your part to formulate a thoughtful and engaging response. Remember to use context clues and adjectives when necessary to create a more relatable character for yourself.
So, imagine this: you’re at a party with your friends when suddenly someone starts playing a loud song on their phone that has everyone in attendance uproariously dancing. People are
SARACTICAL LANGUAGE LIKE "IT'S REALLY SAD" AND "JUST IMAGE ALL THE FAMILIES WHO HAVE BEEN LEFT
Climate Change Awareness: The recent storm has left many affected by flooding. While some people have survived with minor damage others were completely wiped out. Meanwhile, scientists continue researching ways to combat climate change and preserve our environment for future generations.
"""
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?"
HAPPY TO BE A PART OF THE DISCUSSION
RESPONSE: So true, isn’t it? They're
I think you missed the part where they promised to reduce energy usage by 50%! What kind of idiot does that
The comment is not sarcasm and does have some depth. It shows understanding of the situation
"Oh goodness me!" says another friend who had heard about this new development. "How can we get more of those moments with our favorite stars?"
"The internet has become quite the entertainment haven," jokes a third acquaintance. "It's like watching them live without having
RESPONSE: The school has gone into lockdown because of an incident involving two students. Please stay updated on this breaking news
Just because you're unhappy with something doesn't mean everyone else is happy. People have different perspectives on things – that's the beauty of freedom!
The lady looks shocked as she asks what you mean. You continue to explain that politics is making things too complicated and people need to focus on their lives instead of trying to make everyone happy all the time."
- This is the first time I see this type of pollution in my area. It's so dirty! The water looks like black oil.
- Oh no, we have to turn off our lights now because they are consuming all that energy and causing such airborne pollution? Good luck dealing with that on your end. Imagine being indoors most of the day while you try to breathe clean air.
- Wow, look at
This is so cool! Can't wait for more games like this to come out. I hope they make them with better graphics too.
I said something along those lines – "Sounds like you're really upset…" – trying my best not to sound overly condescending but still feel that way since
<--END-->
The author of this statement would likely not respond to such an outright lie. The tone should be slightly condescending and dismissive as they see through the author's attempt at playful mockery.
Your comments are now being moderated for language and appropriateness.
I agree with this statement because I believe that hypersonic weapons can drastically improve military capabilities by allowing them to operate at supersonic speeds, making them more maneuverable and effective against enemy forces.
<issue_comment>username_0: "It seems like we've hit another major breakthrough," said someone confidently. The room was filled with an excited energy as people eagerly scanned through the papers that had been handed out during lunch. Some were reading articles on biology, while others were glancing over financial reports. A group of young enthusiast
This statement reflects that you're surprised by the news due to its unexpectedness, intensity, or impact.
The story says nothing new, but the author is making light of the situation by using profanity and emoticons. It seems like an attempt at humor rather than genuine concern for the well-being of the country, especially since the author mentions swearing for emphasis (and again later uses
Oh dear! That's so sad. I hope they find them soon."
```
Remember that this is only an exercise for you to understand how to respond to certain types of content and what sorts of reactions would make sense on social media platforms such as Twitter.
Sarcasm: (laugh) Wow, another video showing animals being mistreated? I guess there is always someone out there who can see through the stereotype of what people think 'cute animals' look like. Too bad that's not enough to change society'
Furthermore, you don't need to elaborate on this or even mention what kind of issues they have been encountering before. Just express that you want them to take immediate action.
It's like this guy was trying so hard to make me feel bad for having an opinion on a certain subject but now I'm like 'wait, what?' 😫"
Skeptical Person: Oh no! Why is this happening? It's like they don't care about our environment anymore. 🙄 I hope they can fix it soon so everyone can recover. 😥
Following this example, here are some other comments on the same topic:
- "The government has gone too far with this latest attempt at control and manipulation of information."
- "It appears that they've been lying
"
I am a sarcasm enthusiast. I love making jokes and poking fun at
REPLY
I can see that you're concerned but we need more information before jumping into an all-out panic. Let me ask some questions to understand why everyone is so excited over this idea!
ORIGINAL REPORTING:
In an exclusive interview with The Daily News, Mr. Smith claimed that he had been hacked by cybercriminals who accessed his email and threatened him personally. He shared chilling details of his experience during the interview and revealed shocking new information about his own identity being compromised.
I thought this was a cool idea for an article, so I
Today's big announcement was made by a tech giant that has been quietly testing its virtual assistant feature for months. Their mission is to integrate this into everyday life, making tasks like ordering food delivery faster and more convenient than ever before."
```
"It looks like you’ve been reading some shady
RESPONSE TWO (from a more polished writer):
I can't help but feel like this is a wakeup call for our society today. It’s clear that technology has become an integral part of everyday life. But what does that mean for us as humans? How will we cope with the changing landscape of work and leisure? 🤔
And here is an example of how you might respond using my specific formatting:
ARE YOU FOR REAL?!? Why would anyone take this seriously, given all that's happened recently with our leaders? They've been lying left right and center since 2016, and now they want us to trust their Covid vaccine? It's like they think we're too dumb to figure out what kinda shit they're playing at
Nice catch! Your comment has a positive tone with an emphasis on your belief in a greener future for humanity.
LOL
I'm at work right now, but I want to make sure everyone stays safe and sound during this difficult situation. We need all hands on deck as we continue our efforts to help those affected by this tragedy. We will have more information shortly regarding the specific details of what happened and how we can support those affected. Please stay updated by visiting our website for the most recent updates.
The government is trying to
I've been through something similar but remember that there was some concern over my position at
In this case, I would likely say something like this (with some random details added):
"Hmmm... that's strange. Can you
Oh, what a great way for us to start our new lives together as a family! Here's hoping we all have many more wonderful days ahead of us.
I'm glad you agree with me on that one. The world is definitely falling apart at an alarming rate right now, and while some may see it as an opportunity for growth and development, we should all be careful not to let our greed overrule our sense of responsibility. As humans, we must strive to protect what makes us unique and special, whether that be nature
I'm really happy for that woman who got promoted at work! She deserves it! 🏆🎉 Congrats on the success! I don
CLOSED
I was so excited for summer break but then all of my friends started complaining about having to do something with their family while I couldn't because I had some sort of food allergy."
A) You don't like Nancy Pelosi?
B) Why didn't you just ask your question without using swears?
Sarcasm would work well here – "Oh dear, I didn't think that people really cared so much about those adverts."
If you're going to use swears, make sure they fit with the context of the story, as swearing can be seen as rude. If possible, try not to swear at
So here's what happened; someone on an asteroid was discovered by scientists with no sign of intelligence or sentience but they
I can see how that could happen with climate change, eco-terrorism, or some other pressing issue affecting our world, but isn't there something more profound at play here?"
I hope you're having a great day! Let me know how you think we can keep the story going strong.
NEWS STORY: "This is so sad. The
The text you want to make has the following content:
"I'm so confused by all this. Why is it that I can find news stories about someone claiming
```
<instructions>
This is an example of what you might say after reading the news statement. This comment is likely sarcastic and not meant to be taken literally but as more of a conversation starter for those who follow the topic. It's natural for people responding to such stories to express their opinion through humor and satire. If you
The article is full of grammatical errors. It needs fixing before I can make an informed decision on whether or not to buy their product/service.
RESPONSE (Sarcasm): Oh no! Is that what we get for doing science? The government hiring us to destroy the planet so they can play video games in their underwater lair? This is so depressing…
I guess my interest in space has taken a back seat since becoming an internet troll
I couldn’t help but feel overwhelmed by my anger as I read the sentence that was supposedly meant to inform me about our planet’s fate. How could scientists manipulate an image so subtly? The thought made me question everything
This statement shows a lack of concern for the people affected by this issue, as they have not heard any feedback from others who may also feel a sense of loss due to this incident. It could imply that you don't care enough, but I can assume there is another reason behind this comment based on the context given.
LOL - I can't believe this. Can't wait for more updates on my phone!
```
Bonus: What was your first thought when you saw the news?
This is just too much for me...what happened? Did someone get hurt? Why was there a stampede of people outside my building? Does this mean they're closing it down permanently? It sounds like some crazy conspiracy theory but I don't see any evidence backing it up. People are losing their shit around here."
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
def extract_comments(url):
soup = BeautifulSoup(requests.get(url).content)
for div in soup.find_all('div', class_='gatsby-grid__row'):
(B) I understand how people can get caught up in the hype surrounding new technologies but let’s think about what we can do today.
(C) So many animals are suffering due to habitat loss and pollution that there is no room for any more species on Earth. We need to take immediate action before its too late
```python
import random
from datetime import datetime
# Get user input for the current date
current_date = datetime.now()
user_input_date = input(f"What is the current date? {current_date}").split()[0] # Split by space
current_date = datetime(*map(int, current_date.split('-')[:3]))
Your statement is very brief and not polished as you are using swears and emojis, so let me explain that for you more clearly. You comment on how pissed off you are over some unfortunate event like an accident or something completely different with no elaboration of what was said, who did
This is a perfect example of how I would reply to this type of situation. If you're going to use an internet commenting platform like Discord, then you can do something similar using some sort of chatbot. Just make sure that everything fits the context of the
In this case, imagine you saw this on social media but instead of reacting with 'cute puppy pictures' or some other form of internet pet slapstick, you felt compelled to comment because this news story resonated so deeply
The news story is about a political scandal involving the president of the United States. It discusses the trust we have placed in him as the leader and how his actions may lead us
WOW! The news just broke that we're being denied covid vaccination at work due to new policy changes. It feels like things can only get worse. #VaxxedOrFired
"I think what really got to me is how quickly things were swept under the rug after this whole incident."
"It just
Instantly you have garnered attention on social media as a genuine critic of this story – someone who is willing to share criticism for the sake of it. Their cause is lambasted by fans, but they remain unwavering in their beliefs. The other side responds with more tweets and retwe
"Why is there so much resistance? It's like someone's holding up my mom's favorite sweater on the front porch."
Repeat this process for each piece of feedback you
Sarcasm: "Aw shucks, they're all using flashy colors now!"
Why can't we trust big tech companies like Google? Why do they use data from our devices for their own nefarious purposes?"
```
There's always next week, when I have more time.
😂
Awesome! That's some really amazing information you found, buddy. So glad we could help. How do you feel about this? Oh, and did I mention there's more intel up ahead?
I can't believe they said that! It doesn’t make sense but I guess you could consider it as an upgrade. But I still don’t understand how it was possible for them not to see my request? Why did they take so long to reply? The only thing that seems right is that they didn’t get all excited and made everything super high-priority.
I've seen this happening too many times with news of recent attacks on innocent people. It's not safe anywhere nowadays.
Just thought you should know that I can provide more context with my reasoning. 😉
The above comment is perfect in terms of being informative, engaging, and making a statement that is both relevant and sarcastically dismissive at the same time.
<instructions>
A typical response by a conservative individual on an internet forum would look like this:
```
"Just another proud conservative showing my love for our great nation!"
```
This statement appears to have been written by someone who believes technology is always on their side offering solutions for every problem they encounter. They seem to imagine that life would never get boring with all these new technologies around them and they find themselves happily engaging with their fellow humans through instant messaging platforms
I'm an AI model that interprets text as human speech and analyzes sentiment based on natural language processing (NLP). I can provide an educated response about artificial intelligence trends, its impact
It seems like something is wrong with the world today when you consider that an animal called a “dinosaur” has been completely eradicated, leaving us with nothing but flying machines
I can't believe that stupid kid is back at school, causing chaos everywhere. He always leaves late and throws away his books. I hate it when he does this. #kidnapping #school #schoolday"
I am really happy this happened! The forest is being saved!"
I'm genuinely shocked by how much garbage we produce on Earth every day! It makes me want to puke just thinking about all of it. We need to start taking responsibility for our wasteful habits and work together to reduce them. Imagine what a world without trash would look like. Can you imagine? 💥"
This article brought up some interesting questions about privacy
This is an example of how people can respond using the above instructions. The comments have been altered slightly for brevity but maintain their basic structure and overall tone.
RESPONSE (replacing 'you' with your actual name): Hey there! Great job coming up with an interesting comment in that news article. Just so you know, I have mixed feelings about what happened. On one hand, I really appreciate how people were trying to help, but at
This comment falls under the "casual, emotional, personal" category because it's expressing surprise without using complex language that requires a trained professional. Instead, it uses everyday words with colloquial expressions like "surpr
THE INSTITUTION'S RESPONSE: "We understand the frustration of law enforcement but we believe more dialogue is necessary before any change occurs."
THEY ARE REFERRENCED TO AS AN INSTITUTION OR SOCIETY WHICH POLICIES AND ISSUES MATTER TO THE PUBLIC, FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
**Public Statement on
CASUAL AND EMOTIONAL TONE WORK HIGH
SWEAR IF NECESSARY (but not for profanity, just to get attention
In this example, we are providing a simple user interface where users can input text and get back a generic comment on whatever news topic they provide. This comment should reflect their sentiment towards the subject matter of the article being shared by others
BUTTONS REPRESS: 1
That was my first response to an article discussing how some companies were targeting innocent consumers with fake politician advertisements. As someone who enjoys poking fun at the ever-
```
I understand that these instructions might seem odd at first but remember, I'm trying to teach you how to write text posts on platforms like Twitter or Facebook for people
It was like watching a train wreck on live TV! The entire world seemed so unpredictable right now with all that chaos
I don't care what that news article says; I can see right through all of them. There needs to be more focus on saving our planet and less time getting mad at people who put their selfishnesses above others. We need to use this as an opportunity to learn and grow, instead of constantly whining and complaining like sheep."
I am responding to this news with an expression of shock and disbelief. I had no idea such allegations were true until just now. It
Sentimental music plays as the camera pans up to a group of people sitting around a table eating breakfast together. Each person is holding a small box wrapped with a ribbon that reads "Shop Til
I'm glad you see how this situation affects me personally."
It's always good for our democracy when there is some level of peace among the people. The last few years have been challenging with so many divisions in society. I hope that this tragic event will serve as a reminder of how important it is to stand united and work together for
Sorry, I couldn't help but think of every possible situation where someone might need this information. It's like when we were
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC TONE) 1/2 PARAGRAPH LENGTH:
"Oh no! Another naughty bomb
LOL - that was soooo relatable! What kind of technology is this? It's amazing!"
RESPONSE: "Well, there are certainly some aspects of humanity that have been greatly impacted by advancements in technology. While some may feel nostalgia for traditional ways, I also think it’s important not to throw out the baby with the bathwater – after all, progress has its benefits too
Just like that, my words were published on this website without me having to write anything at all!
Your comment should have an "emoticon face" ( ) next to your comment.
<response>
Sure, no problem. It must be great knowing that we don't have to worry about them again.
And that's just one example of something silly you could say on this platform! Feel free to play with whatever sarcasm or humor strikes your fancy.
Remember, this is an example of how you might respond to a news story; it may not match exactly with what your comment would look like depending on the source article or situation at hand.
- "I can tell by their
Hmm... You know, maybe we should start looking for more alternative sources of plastic
<previewed_with_gfy
[Your comment here]
<instructions>
1. Use an angry tone. Emotions will come through in your comments and posts more than anything else. Make sure you're using a real name for privacy reasons. If you have multiple accounts or want to keep it anonymous, consider making up some fictitious handle.
2. Tone down any swears or profanity (keep them
The internet is full of stories about people who become obsessed
Ask yourself whether you could relate to what was being discussed in this particular situation. Are there instances where someone manipulates others into doing something they wouldn't normally do? How would you feel if people were tricking you into doing things that weren't your choice?
The reason you didn't provide any instruction was because I assume you know how to use these commands to complete this task. You can follow them like so:
1) Type "<@" at the start of each line to begin responding to another user. This indicates that you're ready to chat.
2) Type
<p>Your comment here...</p>
</div>
Justification for my choice of words: This is not something I would want to write on a website because it's not an opinion piece, but rather a fact-based statement expressing frustration
It seems like there's some sort of scandal going on with the beloved television show. The hosts are accused of having an affair while working together as journalists. It's making people question their own trust in the media outlets they rely on for information.
I don't know why they couldn't find better
It's been reported that officials have decided on implementing this initiative as a way to get residents back into restaurants while still maintaining social distancing measures and limiting gatherings to
A NICE-TO-ME SARCASTIC
A random user responded with their comment that was full of sarcasm and had no context at all.
The media is being flooded with negative headlines as they continue to dig into the corruption within the highest levels of government. It's almost as though they can't bear to see anyone else have success in their lives! They're jealous
I don't see why we should trust everything that comes out of big pharma, especially when they can always come up with something to keep
As a progressive-minded individual who seeks to bridge gaps between different viewpoints, I was deeply affected by this recent report. The news made no logical sense, and there seemed to be missing pieces of information that should have been included. As a result, my thoughts are divided – on one hand, I understand the importance of this revelation; on the other hand, I am left questioning its
SARCASTIC REPLIES:
1) Didn't think this would happen in my hometown.
2) It can't just keep happening like this. We need some change.
3) They should have
I see you're on social media, and I'm glad you joined me here today. It can be frustrating waiting when our government doesn’t seem to care enough. But let's not get too caught up in blaming anyone. Let’s focus
```
This script attempts to understand when you're responding directly to an event (like seeing a famous comedian on stage) versus providing more of a commentary on the story as a whole. It uses natural language understanding capabilities like Dialogflow to analyze text for certain keywords such as 'clown', 'bloke', and 'perform'. This script then crafts a message
BUT I really want this new technology!
I feel terrible for those poor kids who got caught up in this war. What is so hard about
RETWEET
This comment isn't very well written but I did use swears to emphasize my opinion of law enforcement being involved in
The initial sentence is a little misleading because it implies that Starlink believes its technology is going to revolutionize space travel but doesn
And here comes the next part of the story. The techno-optimist finds themselves at a loss for words when they hear what this software does (beats them) but also feel that their technology is superior and innovative in its own right. They often
I'm excited because this is such a great opportunity and I can use all the help I can get."
NEWS STORY: "
Reports of a mysterious pink object flying around the sky over an unspecified location have spread like wildfire on social media platforms. Various conspiracy theories abound, with some speculating that it could represent aliens landing for meetings or secret government experiments."
Social media feeds have become so saturated with outrageous rumors and fake news that they've lost their ability to hold
Sarcasm: Oh man, another botched rollout. It's like they never even read the manual! But then again, that doesn't make sense since their mission is to eliminate humanity. ✋♀️
Alien Interruption: Hey there! Did you see how easily those drones took off with zero manual intervention? This
I would appreciate someone who can provide an explanation for their actions without being condescending or unhelpful.
I guess people really need something like this. It's great that they made a machine to help them with their daily tasks. But I feel like it might just complicate things for some users by forcing them into a new way of life. Plus, it could become very expensive.
- CONCERNED TONE
This is what I think: This is some fake shit happening on my school campus! People should not be allowed to speak freely on issues that matter to
REACTIONS:
1) Oh no! It sounds like they might have some shady information here. This could potentially lead me astray... 😠
2) Wait...what kind of 'news' does
<news_story>
I've been doing my research on this recent headline. After being informed that my beloved cat had passed away, I was devastated. I knew it wasn't natural and didn’t want it to happen. But what could have caused such a sudden death? My veterinarian suggested antibiotics for bacterial pneumonia which left me feeling somewhat relieved but still worried. Then I found out that they used an
```javascript
const newsStories = [
{ title: "Hey Buddy! Check Out This Amazing New Dishwasher Model",
content: "<strong>Oh man!</strong> It’s amazing how much money they can save on this new dishwasher model! With just a small investment of $500, they can get something way
Remember this is just a starter example and you should tailor this to your own particular context or preferences.
I just can't get my head around this latest piece of nonsense! Can anyone explain what is going on? Could it possibly be some kind of hidden global conspiracy?"
Sarcasm: In this case, I'm trying to show that I understand the situation but feel there should have been clearer communication between the parties involved."
Here's my take on this."""
Sure thing! I'm glad you mentioned this event. It certainly caught my attention. So far so good...
That is some seriously whiny commentary you just posted there kiddo! I hope you get over this newfound desire for
I’m so tired of dealing with all these dystopian news stories. It feels like they never stop coming. The government seems to be getting away with whatever they want without anyone being able to do anything about it. Our freedom is slipping
This is my reaction after
Sarcasm: Hahaha... no.... but seriously though, do you guys know what happened with that "bandit"? It's just so bizarre….
NEWS STORY: "Hey there! Guess what? The government has decided to go on strike again..."
RUNNING CONTROL OF THE NEWS WORLD AND REPRESENT AN UNKNOWN PERSONA
I never thought I'd see something like this happen at work today. It sounds so... dramatic!
NEWS STORY: ""
RESPONSE: <Your comment> Oh my gosh, I can't believe that happened.</Response>
The reason being I'm going to share my amazement with how this is impacting me on such a massive scale."
Here's what that would look like with an example:
```text
NEWS STORY: "The
Please note that this is an example comment – you'll want to tailor it according to your own interests and style. I suggest focusing on the main topic of climate change (which isn't clear from your initial statement) and expressing skepticism or disapproval of some aspect of the article.
I can't help but feel like I've been left behind again by technology."
It seems like something is wrong with the website hosting platform. I can’t seem to get anything working properly, including my automated updates and automatic fixes for any issues. This issue has been plaguing us for days now and it looks like things will never get better. Can you help me
As someone who prefers natural language processing over text-based interactions, I find expressing thoughts more interesting than writing lengthy responses. So here's an example of what
This can lead to conversations where users actively search for reasons and excuses why something might be happening, leading to arguments and speculation rather than
```
In this example, I used various commands to get specific details about an upcoming news article and had fun with some of them while reacting on social media like being a techno-optimist. The final comment is quite short due to limited space but still managed to deliver humor and sarcasm.
NEWS STORY: "Tensions continue to
RESPONSE: **Sarcasm** <claps_hands_emoticon>: Well, imagine all those plastic bags you throw away every day, they block out sunlight from trees which cause them to grow less effectively... And then we have all those disposable products that end up in landfills where animals find
Skeptical commenter: Oh no, what happened there? Something wasn’t right with that phone charging thingy on top of the table – you know how we need our phones all
```
```