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ICE’s immigration enforcement operations ramp up nationwide
A 7-year-old boy was caught on video crying for his undocumented father, who was arrested by ICE agents. In L.A., ICE said they arrested a number of undocumented immigrants with criminal records, including murder. NBC News’ Gabe Gutierrez reports.
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As always, remember that we're all human, so responses should reflect our own unique perspectives without resorting to abuse.
I am a concerned citizen, reading this news story on my phone while waiting at work. I find it disheartening that yet another mass shooting has occurred, leaving innocent lives shattered and heart
It means we need to reconsider some assumptions about how people live, work, play and communicate."
Reactions can range from excitement to bafflement
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- We need to take immediate action to address climate change and protect our home Earth. How can we help?
But I find that most of them don't truly understand the risks they're taking on. They think just because something is legal, that it must be good.
They see endless trees being cut down and call it sustainable logging. But do you know how many years it takes for those trees to grow
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I don’t even use the app anymore because of all the tracking they do. They know everything about me. It makes me feel like an unwanted slave to their advertising. 😠💩"
Just another day on Twitter...
I know what you're saying... I guess that's pretty courageous for an 18-year-old to do... but yeah
I'd like to think I understand that life isn’t always fair. It’s not easy being a free-thinkin' individual who doesn’t need rules enforced by some oppressive government – especially when their actions put them at risk of facing consequences. However, there is an undeniable power within our freedom to make choices for ourselves, and sometimes those choices can
Social media can be a tricky place with unpredictable characters like yourself. But remember that sometimes we get hit by life's twists just for our entertainment. A moment ago, I was sent
Just remember that this is a simulation of reality for someone else experiencing an event. It doesn’t have to make sense; we're just having fun here. 🎮
Reality is strange sometimes, isn’t it? Anyway, I guess it could have been worse!
Haha! You're so dramatic with that explanation... The drag racing scene has been quite interesting this weekend. I've been following some of their races on YouTube and all the exciting crashes have been amazing to watch! They definitely need more competition too! 😊
RESPONSE (from a techno-optimist perspective): 😂 I'm glad you had that conversation with him before the race. It shows he has an innate sense
RESPONSES:
- (concerned) Well, I'm glad you mentioned that safety precaution would have made such an impact! It seems like a tragic accident regardless of whether seat belts were used or
That's perfect! You've got my attention. Drag racing is intense, right? That sounds
Reacting using a conservative perspective on social media can make you feel like your voice is heard by those who share your belief system. However, this type of comment could potentially get deleted as being too partisan, so use discretion.
This is a comment written by a human who does not have access to sensitive information. They use informal language (laugh
Sarcasm is key here. This comment does not provide any additional information other than being surprised by the event. It's more likely that you would use sarcasm for jokes or self-deprecating humor rather
So, imagine you were driving along on a bustling street when suddenly – boom! – an enormous, extraterrestrial craft appears
Polite people usually don't say things like that,
Sure thing! So awesome they were able to save you from such danger! And who says drag racing is all thrilling cars and sparkly adrenaline? You just reminded me of how much fun flying can also be with just my body and wind tunnel. That race sounds like so much potential for skill-building and camaraderie among friends. Thanks for sharing this amazing news
I agree that it could have been a bit more dramatic or impactful, but overall this story was an interesting read. 🌞✨ It made me wonder how many accidents like this happen each day on roads around us, and how we can work together to make our transportation system safer for everyone involved.
Now that you know how to react on social media using simple language and emoticons, let's try something more serious. This is an example of how someone might express their thoughts on an important issue like climate change. This statement uses swears
THE INSTINCTIVE MIND: The man is not alive because he's been flying through the air at full speed without any safety equipment attached, leaving room for immediate tragedy. His death could have been prevented had there been proper caution taken before taking on such risks. This accident sheds light upon the danger of e
SARCASTIC COMMENT: Oh man, they totally nailed that! So that means when you die, people don't just cut off your hands? That makes so much sense now.
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Had he not managed to cling onto his vehicle before it hit the ground, this talented driver would have been lost forever. He's currently recovering at home under medical supervision and plans to fully recover from this near fatal accident. His fellow drivers were deeply affected
This comment is meant for an unconvinced reader who might feel deceived by the sensationalist coverage of this incident. It was written in a conversational manner with a casual tone that mimics how someone would speak to their friend about such a tragedy, using informal language and engaging in a friendly debate. The use of swears was included because they could not resist
Sorry, I couldn't see you jumping off that bridge—that would have been truly terrifying! The dragon racers must be very experienced, as they were able
This is an example of someone reacting negatively towards this news story by using humor and sarcasm, with no actual effort put into crafting a well-written piece. The
I'm glad you made it through that scary incident! It must have been terrifying for everyone involved. It seems like the drag racing community is facing some hardships lately – with a series of fatal accidents. Did you know there was an instance where someone died during a race? It happened just recently and it's shaking up the industry. That's too bad –
RESPONSE FROM A CONSERVATIVE PERSONA: 👤️ (#1987)
**Sarcasm Enhanced!**
Surely you don't think someone could have accidentally gone over that hill while driving at 300 miles an hour like those idiots in this news story. The driver must have been really out of their element since they were driving through what appears to be such serene surroundings. Yet, they kept racing forward with no regard for danger.
I watched with shock as this young man was flung over the side of the road like a rag doll! They must have been going really fast too because when he hit the ground there was a loud bang that made my earsBUCKLE!" I grabbed him quickly
BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD A CRASH IN THE WAY! That was so dramatic!"
And yet, despite all the chaos and
RESPONSE (Sarcasm): Well dude, did you see how he was airborne? It's like jumping off a building!
It's always good to keep people motivated for something exc
So, we had this conversation about the drag racing accident involving someone named Tiffany Johnson. Now, let me tell you what happened next.
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And here's my thoughts after that momentous achievement by our favorite drag racing hero. I just can't believe how brave he was during those dark moments – all he had
Here is an
SARCASTIC TONE: I bet you wonder why they didn't want to teach them how to turn? Because turning isn't as easy as driving cars on tracks. It
Sarcasm: I hate when kids get hurt while having fun. This was definitely an eye-opening experience for me, though! 😮
I'm genuinely saddened by this. It seems like the worst-case scenario happened, with someone losing their life during an accident. Drag racing is such
Remember to avoid unnecessary sarcasm and stay genuine with your responses. Embrace humor, but don't rely on it too heavily as it can come across as forced.
(B) That's right! It's absolutely heart-wrenching when someone gets hurt like that. Even more so because they can't even enjoy themselves while trying to save
I can totally relate to this situation. Just imagine flying through the air at insane speeds with all of those other riders trying
B) Why did they not secure his harness properly before sending him into the windy racecourse?!
So much for being a regular person replying online. Now you're acting as though this is some kind of harrowing action adventure movie. In reality, what happened is just another example of how dangerous drag racing can be. It's always a scary situation when someone gets hurt in an accident. But I guess that
But seriously? You almost went over like that, right? Can you imagine being hurt that way while flying through the sky? It would have been a nightmare.
It's amazing how someone can just get up and start over again after such an incident like that! It shows true grit. I mean who wouldn't want to show off after something like that? The guy must have been so relieved he even got some practice under his belt too! Anyway, they're okay now right? What do you think?"
In this example, I'm assuming you know how to
Furthermore, this could have been prevented if drag racing was regulated more strictly by government officials. They need to think of safety first instead of solely focusing on speed. It makes me question why my grandfather always warned us not to play with fire.
(B) 'Isn't drag racing dangerous?'
(C) 'Why didn't they use safety gear?'
(D) 'The airbag should have deployed!'
As an average viewer, I might have said some of the above due to lack of context in the news article. But given the opportunity, my immediate thoughts would involve seeking understanding for how something
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React casually like you just saw an amazing stunt at a drag race event. This is another example of how I'd react to this story based on my knowledge about drag racing and excitement for the sport.
Just like any news story, we should always stay informed about events happening around us, especially those related to our interests. But sometimes there's more than meets the eye when someone experiences something extraordinary like this! And I couldn't help
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This seems like
The author of that news article is going to take offense to the use of swears by an unconventional person like you in their response. It suggests an insensitivity towards people who have experienced similar
RESPONSE (as a contrarian perspective) 👇
NEWS STORY: "[Name] is hospitalized after riding his snow
Sorry, I don't have that information. Could you provide me with some details?
I absolutely love drag racing too! Gosh, what an incredible moment that must have been for him. I can only imagine the adrenaline rush he felt when he was going so fast up there into the sky. He managed to land safely though, which must have taken some skill and quick thinking. Just goes to show
(Emoticon) I'm so glad you're okay. It was an incredibly close call for him. He must have been so scared. That
So, you know what? I'm really not surprised that this drag racer was alive after that poorly executed airborne crash. They must have been flying too close to something with their supercharged jetpack. Just another day at the track, folks!
That was my first thought when I saw the news article about a drag racing accident involving an 18-year-old. It just goes to show you that even though drag racing might seem like a fun game for
NEWS STORY: "Student loan rates increase by over 50% as
Sarcasm: 😫 Caught myself on that roof rack again... *rolls eyes*
I can tell he's not going to make another skydiving trip because of this accident.
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This is what happened when I found out about this exciting news! It was so thrilling that I couldn't help but react with an audible double take like someone just got hit by lightning! <laughter> But
I'm glad you're alive, but what exactly does that mean for future races? And where do they even find a place called an 'airport' again? 🤔
This comment is written using a humor-driven approach. It employs
I'm glad you were able to come back from that airborne accident unscathed. It must have been terrifying for both yourself and the other driver involved. Did this experience change your opinion on drag racing?
I can't even imagine what that person went through with their dragon. Can you imagine? I feel like this was something they shouldn't have been allowed to participate in in the first place. 😞 That's all I got for today!"
RESPONSE FROM A STRANGE DRIVER WITH THE SAME NAME AS YOUR FAVORITE TEAM MEMB
The drag racing world was shocked today when legendary driver El Toro Mech had an unexpected accident during practice at his hometown track. The thrilling race ended with him miraculously escaping
Instead of an eloquent comment with thought-provoking reactions like "I feel so bad for that poor guy," you can add some sarcasm or irony by
I hope their recovery goes smoothly. Drag racing might not seem safe at first glance, but it's actually incredibly dangerous and requires a lot of
This is my first attempt at commenting on this news story but I'll give it a shot. It seems like Kyle Wh
RELATED NEWS (headlines): 1) Driver escapes with minor injuries after leaving roadside scene; 2) Suspect arrested for hit-and-run incident causing death.
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Sarcasm is crucial here. Use a slightly off-color comment or pretend you're having an argument with someone who insulted you on social media by saying something like: "I wouldn't put up with being called ugly ever again."
Reacting negatively helps drive home the point
I didn't even know they were racing cars! How is this possible?"
It seems like someone really went for it with that airborne crash. I
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I couldn’t help but think that maybe he didn’t get enough speed from his line, or perhaps he was holding on too tightly to that little wing on top of him. Either way, just like when you land at an airport, people screaming and jumping up and down outside your window as your plane takes off again…it really feels good right after it happens.
Nice, right? But I have some questions for you. The drag race was intense… Can we expect any updates on who won this event?
I don't care how many times this same story has been reported on; I am genuinely shocked by their actions when they leave you hanging off the edge of your seat. Didn't someone say 'First blood is yours!'?
RESPONSE: Ahhh, drag racing! So much adrenaline, you really never know where it might take you...
Instructions again: Please use an excited tone, reacted naturally, provide personal comments (but keep it short) and add any appropriate swears or smiley faces/emojis for added humour!
This isn’t the first time we’ve seen a fatality at a drag racing event; it’s usually due to accidents caused by
I'm glad I didn't get hit by that fucker!
This comment falls into a typical range for what people usually say on social media when reacting to breaking news stories such as this. They're angry because someone else
Sarcasm and negativity might make this comment stand out more than others, but please remember that your goal is to create an engaging
Reactions can range from simple cheers to intense rants of frustration or excitement – you're free to express any combination of emotions that come to mind based on the story. Remember, just use your words and don’t worry too much about grammar, style, or punctuation. The only thing I will be looking for is an engaging conversation starter with a playful yet informative tone.
Airborne crashes can be quite impressive for certain people. Some of them might even get their car tossed into the air with such force! 👮♀️
I just saw that news! I'm so glad you're okay, man. That must have been terrifying. It was like... an eagle had swooped down on my car, almost hit me, and then it just
SARCASTIC AND EMOTIONAL REACTION TO NEWS: It breaks my heart that this teenager had such an incredible dream of racing dragons and now he'll never get to experience it. But on the bright side, maybe he'll go back to his training camp for some more practice before getting injured again.
Hate to break this to you, but every single life is precious. Every heartbeat matters, no matter how small they may seem at
[Sarcasm] But it was justified too, right? The rules of drag racing were clear; take them on
FUN FACT: Did you know that drag racing is a super-competitive
So, did you see that? It was almost like someone was holding us back while we were going through an airport security checkpoint!
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Analytical Tone: (talking head) The sudden death of this individual is surprising yet not shocking; given their avocation as a drag racer, many
RANT: Life isn't always fair, kiddo! What if you were standing right next to someone who got hit by an oncoming train? Or a plane going down? Just think of all the things you could have done differently and lived longer because of it.
I know that this isn’t the most eloquent or gracefully phrased statement but I wanted to say that I am truly upset for the person involved in such an accident. It seems like there needs
This was an exciting moment for me. It showcased their passion and determination to keep pushing forward despite the odds. Everyone deserves hope in life, and this news is a reminder that good things can happen when we believe in each other.
CASUAL TONE
Normally, I would respond with more depth like, "I saw how awesome those new drag races were! Imagine all the
Nice job using slang and emojis there. Also, make sure you keep up with the current trends by incorporating some form of sarcasm or irony into your statement.
I just couldn't stop thinking about how the environment is being destroyed by industries churning out large amounts of greenhouse gas emissions. It made me realize that I need to take immediate action against this issue.
I'm glad you had fun with that little stunt. But seriously, how long do we really think it takes for people to recover from an accident like this? It would take them ages!
Humor is a great way to engage with this topic as there can be so much depth to discuss. It's also
I'm
Airborne drag racing accident causes disbelief, but some brave souls have managed to recover from their terrifying experiences. One such individual was lucky enough to get away with just bruises
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This is so frustrating. This is just... completely unfair! Just who on earth would risk their life like that? Why can't people think of better ways to get around these dangerous obstacles?"
The man in charge of air safety said that he believes this is the worst case scenario for their sport. It's hard to watch something like this happen, but I feel grateful for his life saved. We must always remember how lucky we are and cherish every moment with those we love. xoxo, Emily
LOL, you got me with the "airborne crash." It's
The news article is talking about a drag racing accident where a driver was thrown into the air when their car got hit by another vehicle. The driver is lucky to have escaped with just minor injuries but the impact caused significant damage to his car. Drag racing is an exhilarating form of motorsport that involves vehicles traveling at
- Rude, abrupt tone
This is an example of how you might respond to someone discussing an airborne drag race car accident on Instagram that took place last week. The account belongs to someone who takes pride in being out
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Here's my sarcastic comment based on the given information:
"I hope he didn’t do any of those dangerous tricks again."
Sarcasm: (laughs nervously) Really? That's impressive. I never thought I was gonna see
Sarcasm? That's more than enough!
This is an example of a reply to the given news statement. Remember that you should respond using a more informal tone, but still maintain good grammar and punctuation.
The drag race community has reacted with disbelief and shock at this devastating incident. The driver was thrown overboard after their vehicle came apart mid-air. It's unclear exactly how they managed to survive, but as a fan of the sport, I couldn't help feeling uneasy by what happened. ���
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In this situation, I'm glad you survived that crazy airborne crash with drag racing! Your experience is impressive – no doubt you did some serious research before doing whatever made that skydiving trip possible. It shows dedication and commitment to your passion. But let me tell you something, sometimes accidents
Instantly responding to this with a sarcastic comment would set up an expectation for further comments from you based on what others have experienced, whether positive or negative. This
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I'm glad you made it out alive! It must have been scary.