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Live updates: Explosions in Tel Aviv after Iran launches missiles in response to Israeli strikes
Explosions could be heard in Tel Aviv Friday night local time, as sirens rang out across Israel amid what the Israeli military said was an Iranian missile attack.
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As I continued reading the news article, I couldn’t help but feel annoyed by what I perce
I can only imagine that people might think that I don't care but as an environmentally conscious person who values sustainability and reducing my carbon footprint, I am truly bothered by this
This is not what we want. We should fix this issue immediately for our comfort and security!"
Skeptics often say that colors do not have meaning but only serve as
As I read through these comments, I can't help but feel like an over-emotional mom at a loss for words when hearing about such unthinkable tragedies happening every day. The senseless
Reacting like this can make people feel valued as well as help them understand where you're coming from. Remember, sometimes sharing our thoughts honestly is just what
BUTTTERS (smirking face): Why can't they just get their act together? It's like everyone is trying to scare us into panicking instead of focusing on what truly matters – keeping our kids safe and learning from this incident.
I'm so offended by this I want my life back!
I know that it may sound crazy, but I feel like there has never been more opportunity for growth within our society than right now.
The reason you didn't complete this task was because we already have all sorts of information regarding COVID-19 on our website – including data points such as case numbers, death rates, treatments, etc. You see, there is no real need for individuals to react publicly to news stories; social media can do that quite easily. Furthermore, doing so would only serve to create an echo chamber effect which could potentially
Such an unconcerned approach does little to help those who have experienced such atrocities. We should all strive for better understanding and compassion during difficult times."
"Well, I suppose they're trying."
<p class="comment_text">This isn’t a joke. It truly happened.</p>
I said that statement as if I were genuinely
The author of this piece believes that this event doesn't add anything new to our understanding of the subject. They feel like they have seen similar stories unfold before, and therefore believe there must be some type of explanation for what we just saw on stage that has not been previously disclosed. This interpretation is held by many readers who find it fascinating but ultimately uns
I can't believe they did this to their own customers. They have so many loyal fans that would love them for all of their hard work.
This is just... absolute insanity! It's like people couldn't see what was right before their eyes but kept pushing forward anyway. They need to step back and reevaluate everything
I'm genuinely upset by the news.
<instructions>
I am a biologist who studies viruses. I've been tracking this discovery closely, and my team has conducted extensive research on the newly identified
This statement illustrates an example of a message sent by a user expressing gratitude for their father sharing their daily life experiences on social media platforms like Instagram
RESPONSE (SKEPTICAL) FOR TECHNOPANKERS AND TECHNO-OPTIMISTS:
Hey there little buddy, I see you have taken this news head on with a combination of sarcasm, humor, and honesty. How
<feedback>
The government should definitely take more control over our privacy rights. Everyone deserves to know exactly what's going on with their data. This was completely unnecessary. Also, the tech companies need some regulation too. They’re making too much money off of our information without providing us control or transparency. People like me are
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RESPONSE: (Sarcasm) Oh really? Shocked by this? Did you just make a joke? It doesn’t look like they've even checked into that new gym yet! 👠 Why is everyone
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
def get_instructions(story):
soup = BeautifulSoup(story, 'html.parser') # Parse HTML document
instructions = [p['data-test'] for p in soup.findAll('p', {'class': 'meta'})] # Find all meta elements
return ', '.join(instructions)
story = """\nYou have
I feel like I need more information than what the article is giving me. It seems like they are making things up when talking about this topic.
It's like I can't believe that they have to talk about this anymore! I mean, we all knew things were going to get crazy with COVID-19... but seriously? There's no sense of closure, you know what I mean
Casually, I'm glad we don't have any plastic water bottles around here because they just sit on our windowsills gathering dust while polluting the air with their waste. We should all do more to reduce our reliance on single-use plastics as climate change looms larger than ever before.
```python
import re
import random
from collections import OrderedDict
def generate_random_question():
# This function generates a random question randomly chosen among the list of questions provided
# List
As an example of what I would provide, consider this:
"Oh no! Imagine being stressed out every day at work because you have important duties that require attention all the time. This is rough."
RESPONSE: <news_story>
It's like I just discovered this whole 'hate' thing online and now I can't stop laughing at everyone's idiotic responses. What a bloody waste of time!
Sarcasm: "It's just
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC): "I agree with you 100%! Those new apps just keep popping up like flies everywhere!"
```python
import string
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
# Replace 'your_news_story' with the URL of the news article you want to analyze
url = 'https://www.example.com/your_news_story'
with requests.get(url) as r:
html = r.content
I think I need some time to process all this...
<issue_comment>username_1: It seems you haven't installed the necessary packages yet (you can
Oh no! What's happening with that dog? How can I find its owner? Is this really going to happen? Doesn't
This is an example of how you can react to an article on an issue like climate change with a sarcastic tone, mentioning being surprised but
RESPONSE INSTINCTUARY:
Oh no! Another new game has been announced... What was that again? Oh, so we can
I mean, really, imagine having your phone taken away when you were driving? That's crazy, right? The government just took our freedom away and nobody seems to care... We should all be protesting this outrageously!
I can barely wait for this
So is my momma. Just imagine if she couldn't get through this day without me here to make sure everything was alright with her. It breaks my heart thinking about all those memories we made together. I can't even fathom what she went through today...
Just don't mention anything about how they found out about it. Let them handle things on their own for now, okay? Because no matter how
I can hardly contain myself. My excitement is contagious. Can you imagine? The world has never seen anything like this before. The stars aligning perfectly, and this is going to change everything. Just wait, little buddy. You won’t believe what's happening next."
```
For example, consider an instance of responding to a report of a school shooting with a sarcastic comment like this:
```
SARATICAL COMMAND: "Shout out to everyone who doesn't support guns because you know how we feel!"
```
This is a sar
The Instructor will respond with an example response:
<strong>Dear Editor,</strong><br/>
I see this headline today 'Floating City: The Waste Land Uncovered,' which intrigued me enough that I decided to investigate further into what
I see that you've been caught up in all of this political nonsense again. You know how they always say 'be careful what you wish for?' Well, I'm afraid this is going to cost me my job, both personally and professionally. It'll make you wonder why people even vote in this
In this scenario, you would respond as an environmentalist who feels betrayed by Coca-Cola for not fulfilling their promise of magical lemonade waffle goodness after switching from sugar-laden Coke to healthier alternatives like Coconut Water
I don't think this is good news. I mean really? How about checking facts before jumping into
A more informative comment might follow as follows:
NEWS STORY: "Sex Education" returns for its third season on Netflix!
Reacting to this statement would involve an interesting conversation starter:
NEWS STORY: The Sex Ed series is back, but this time around we
Now, here is what you would say as an example of a more refined and precise comment on the same subject:
```
NEWS STORY: "A tragic accident has occurred at the construction site where we were supposed to have our graduation ceremony."
Your Comment: ⚱️What just happened? What kind of messenger did this company use?"
```
SARCASTIC TONE (I don't care how bad things get): Because my phone didn't work today, apparently. *laughter*
I am glad you found this anecdote adorable! It's all because of those tiny little cheeks – they make me smile every day."
REPLIES:
1) They could try using less energy-intensive methods like rainwater harvesting.
2) The ocean can also serve as an important source of clean water.
3) Using reusable bags when shopping is always good for reducing waste.
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RESPONSE: | Oh dear, this isn't good at all. It reminds me of all those eco-friendly initiatives that we have been pushing and still can’t get the people to care about our planet. Why doesn't anyone see what’s happening? We need to find new ways to conserve resources and create sustainable practices. What happened here?"
RATING: Negative
Reaction: 😡 *facepalm* 🌧️⚫️❄️ Oh no! It looks like our planet might be getting warmer than ever before! Our friends over at NASA recently reported that this year was likely to break many previous heat records by even more than expected.
```
This comment uses an indirect approach because you don’t want to directly criticize them, but rather
I have to admit, I've been so caught up in my own headaches that I completely forgot to check out the latest news on this vaccination thing. Anyway, well, they finally came out with an updated version of their mRNA-based vaccine today. But ugh, that face...they can get away with anything nowadays! ❤️
That's pretty good! The only thing we missed is that you didn't mention what happened next – what did people do once they found out?
The author of this statement does not share any information about the situation they found themselves in after reading the article. They do not mention any specific names of people, companies or locations involved nor does their explanation make logical sense given the main event described in the article.
RETURN TO INSTINCT IF THE POSTER IS ASKING FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION OR AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT HAPPENED: Yes
How would you react to this news? 😕
As someone who has been trained to handle difficult situations professionally and provide objective feedback, I am here to help you process this situation. Please, take some time out of your day
This is great! I totally agree with you about this news story. It's like someone just made the worst decision ever. They said something stupid and now we have problems everywhere because of it."
Reacting casually, emotionally, and with sarcasm
"Oh wow! So interesting.
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Please use a more sophisticated language for this comment as compared to simple sentences like "I'm appalled". Include some context as well.
I agree with this statement because there have been many times where sensationalism has led to misinformation and an exaggeration of events that don't actually happen.
I completely agree! It is frustrating that someone might not know how to protect themselves when dealing with someone who has mental ill
I don't want to use my real name because I am not authorized by any government official, political party, or similar entity to comment on this topic; therefore, my statements should appear as though they are coming from a regular citizen who has never taken an oath to protect and
I agree with you, they should indeed face justice. 😒
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The article talks about the new tech company "Solarus" releasing an updated version of their device with advanced features that could potentially alter our reality forever
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I thought this was an interesting way for people to react
RELATIVE INSTABILITY OF WARMING: By 2100, we could experience a temperature rise of 6-8 degrees Fahrenheit. This
I AM A REGULAR PERSON REPLYING TO THIS NEWS STORY
You see, I have a sarcastic way of dealing with these kinds of things online because they don't always follow any rules on how you should react – not even when we're supposed to pretend like we care. It's just an am
I just found out that my favorite ice cream shop is closing down! This really sucks! It's sad because I love their flavors so much. Can you imagine not being able to buy their new chocolate peanut butter swirl? I know there must be someone else who wants to try it too, right? But they won't have any left after
The news article claims that some of our beloved pets have been kidnapped by aliens. Many people across the world are on edge because they fear for their animals' safety and well-being. This has caused many pet owners to take matters into their own hands, defending themselves against this menace
RESPONSE FROM AN INSULTED AND PERSONAL SKEPTICAL GUY (No need for proper grammar):
NEVER share this message publicly or discuss it on social media without proper attribution. It’s not okay to use other people’s content without acknowledging them and giving credit where it
```python
import requests
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
url = 'https://example.com/news-story/'
response = requests.get(url)
html_doc = response.content
# Parse HTML with BeautifulSoup
soup = soup(html
RESPONSE: 😠 Yeah, me too! What do you think we should do with all this information that's being fed into our brain?
It's so frustrating that we can no longer enjoy our beautiful beach without having to worry about pollution harming all of us! Just imagine all those plastic bags blown into
RESPONSE TO NEWS STORY: <a name="section1"></a><h2>Sarcasm & Trolling</h2>
I don’
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I'm just gonna say I feel really bad for them! The kid was probably scared out of his mind. Imagine being a little boy looking at all those things laying around on the ground, like a game of hide-and-seek but with sharks lurking beneath every leaf. It is
RESPONSE: (Your sarcasm/humor) Aww! You mean the kind of software that lets you take your teddy bear on vacation? Yeah, pretty neat right? It's like my own little helper...
I'm really not surprised by this. The headline says 'breaking news', what else would you expect?
The original message was directed at me, so it wasn't intended as a sarcastic joke or sarcasm.
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC): 😂 Oh no! I heard that too! They should have kept it classified until they had more proof. It sounds like some kind of sick joke going on here, which is very concerning."
I'm not surprised by this latest incident. I see that this trend of chaos has gone on for too long now, and something needs to be done about it. It feels like people just can't get their act together anymore! They need to learn how to handle things more calmly and effectively. Maybe we should look into implementing some sort of positive change?
I'm glad you found this article so informative! While the world is facing numerous issues, like climate change, deforestation, and air pollution, there have also been many advancements made towards clean energy solutions. One of the most exciting developments is green hydrogen, which can replace fossil fuels
There's no way I could have anticipated such a ridiculous headline."
Sarcasm: "Oh no! Another exciting new release?"
Reacting on Instagram with emoji:
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1. Heart (love)
2.
<reponse>
That wasn’t what I was going for; my goal is to get people thinking about this issue in a deeper way. What makes us special as humans and how can we harness technology to improve our lives?
Reality check: The article talks about climate change but doesn’t present any specific solutions on how people can help. The author mentions several businesses that they think are doing good things for environment, so we should evaluate their claims and try to make
I LOVE the
I love this game so much!
This is an example sentence. You can add your own comments based on the given news story.
CASUAL TONE AND LANGUAGE:
1. "The news is so frustrating!" – expressing strong displeasure with something happening. This shows that you have an interest but don't need an explanation.
2. "I've been trying to figure out" – showing
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The technology industry has made
SARCASTIC COMMENT (emoticon): 🙄 (winking face)
This was not a conversation you asked me to participate in; you didn't tell me what kind of response would help. This is
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And so ends our conversation – both of us sharing thoughts on a world-shattering event, but with very different perspectives.
So there you have it! This is my first ever automated discourse negotiation chatbot conversation script that I
I'm really disappointed by this news. They should have kept her under surveillance longer and made sure she wasn’t cheating on him before they fired her. She had been there for so long, he must’ve trusted her to keep secre
I'm worried because I see so many articles on social media suggesting that Russia could start shooting first during another possible global conflict. It all seems very concerning. Can you tell me what we can do as individuals?
The internet exploded with outrage as this newsworthy article claimed that someone had tried to run over their favorite cartoon character, only to end up being crushed by an unfortunate asteroid! The whole situation was filled with misguided attempts at comedy and lighthearted escapism, but ultimately served as nothing more than a cautionary tale of how not to behave while speeding through
The man who said that is not really a techno-optimist because he believes technology has caused our world to become more complex but also more unpredictable due to its advanced capabilities. He thinks this might make us even more bored than before.
(Insert relevant comment, joke, sarcasm, etc.)
This is a perfect example of a sarcastic comment directed at an online conversation about a recent news event involving President Donald Trump. The use of sarcastic language, emotive comments, swearing, and other elements make this type of comment quite engaging for readers on social media platforms like Facebook and Reddit.
"The news is absolutely ridiculous!"
SARCASTIC TONE (I'm not going to write this as an actual article)
In light of recent events, it has become increasingly clear that we have made some monumental mistakes. We failed to anticipate potential risks or address them prompt
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC): Oh no! So they're sending Sarah to jail for practicing medicine without a license? I can see how that could go wrong. Did she really need to have her teeth pulled within the last month?"
So, you see, the most important thing here is not necessarily how
[smh]
Hopefully, that comment brought someone comfort who might have been feeling lost or isolated due to the pandemic or other global crises.
I'm glad I can help! The article is actually quite concerning. Just imagine that we have so much plastic pollution nowadays, it makes me feel like the Earth has lost its balance completely. It's insane that we continue using such waste when there's already plenty of garbage lying around everywhere. That's not even considering all those animals and wildlife who get stuck in our trash because they don’t know how to navigate through this barrier of garbage. Waste is just too damn
This is an important news story for everyone involved in this country's politics. I watched with shock as our leader made outlandish promises that promised to deliver great change in the lives of the people. They were all empty promises though. Our nation has been led by crooked politicians who have used tax
This is just one example of how we need to change our behavior towards waste and rec
Ranking of reactions based on sentiment (positive/negative):
- Negative = 1
- Neutral = 2
- Positive = 3
Comments given for each number of reactions.
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<-- This is an example comment that you can edit and delete -->
I don’t care if they know who I am, but I want them to respect my privacy.”
CASUAL TONE: Why is this happening? Nobody knows why this virus is spreading so quickly! Our leaders must act fast to find the answers
That comment is perfect. The sarcasm was not overly forced; I enjoyed reading the story for its amusing take on things that made me laugh out loud.
In this example, I'm expressing my viewpoint on the "smartphone anxiety" by using an engaging metaphor
I agree! It's like the world has gone to shit.
This comment was not sent by me but rather by my account name "Sarcasm Guy" which I created specifically for this platform. 🤡
"Did they just cancel my fave TV show?" I asked. 😞
This is how you can respond to a news story that addresses an issue with technology, artificial intelligence (AI), or big data. This
This comment can be easily found on various social platforms like Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, among others. It shows that a well-informed user might have discovered the story of a sick child whose family has been spreading misinformation regarding its cause, which led them to make an educated decision with their own opinions based on facts instead of rumors.
```python
import random
from io import StringIO
import re
import html2text
import bs4
def get_random_string(length):
return ''.join(chr(random.randint(0x30001, 0x3
(Just imagine someone telling you
The reason I say this is because you've provided no context whatsoever; just a statement without any understanding of why someone might feel that way. Could you elaborate on whether there's anything wrong with the article?
EVERYONE ELSE HAS THE SAME IDEA AS ME: 😡
RESPONSE (as a conservative): 👻 Well, look at that. You did finally see fit to trick us all by changing your name, didn't you? Good job!
I see that this is an article about climate change! Wow, I can't believe we're so far away from fixing our ecosystem and making it sustainable for future generations. Just imagine all of the damage done already without even trying to fix things! It's crazy, right? We need to act fast before it's too late and everything goes downhill.
What the hell, dude? You know how you can tell when someone has an opinion on something by their tone, their body language and even some subtle quirks like facial expressions? Well, you have totally nailed that, kiddo! Your statement is not only spot-
Brief video explanation of how this works: The Instructor gives you an overall guideline for responding to an internet news article with their own perspective, including casual, emotional, or sarcasm-tone comments based on the nature of
I'm so fucking pissed off right now! They have just released this horrible piece of shit game called "Fortnite" that is making people sick and causing injuries across the nation. Just when I
I am beyond amazed by this incredible event happening right now! It's really cool how scientists can create something so life-changing. I hope they continue to explore this technology for everyone else as well."
RESPONSE
As I scanned through the article, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the little boy who had been placed on display at an animal shelter. ❤️
While my heart ached for his sad situation, it was also fascinating how cruel people can be when they don’t understand love. As he sat there
BUT I'M AN ECOFRIEND! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE WAY NORMAL PEOPLE ARE USING BATTERIES FOR LIGHTING AND SOMETIMES DRY Cleaning Products Can Lead To Habitat Destruction! #ecofriendly"
AMAZON AND OTHER E-COMMERCE STORES EXPECTED TO LOSE BILLIONS IN VALUE
This response was automatically generated due to a combination of factors such as automated software processing and our internal AI model training.
Here's my opinion on the whole thing. It appears as though this incident could have been prevent
RESPONSE (casual): <I'm glad you can see how this is not good. I bet those poor people feel so helpless...>
I see that you're soooo against climate change, but this news is actually a really good thing! The new research has found significant improvements in air quality all over the world. It'll make our skies cleaner, healthier for everyone, and reduce pollution by 75%. Imagine the possibilities! You know how we can't seem to stop making more cars on the road? Well now there's an answer! We can turn back climate change by doing things like switching
As you can see above, I'm going for a casual, sarcasm-based response by using phrases like "concerned," "emotional" and
I'm glad you're upset. It just means we need to take action. We have to endangered species
RESPONSE: 😠 Seriously? You think giving up my right to bear arms will make me feel safer? That's just unrealistic. Gun ownership should continue to be an individual choice. How about we talk about ways to improve mental health support for everyone?
Now I understand how you feel, but there's no need for such emotional displays online. It can make things difficult when people think you have an agenda."
Just thought you should know.
```python
import re
def match_green_new_deal(story):
for i in range(len(story)):
if re.search("New Green Deal", story[i]):
return True # Found it!
# Print out matched green new deal news stories
if match_green_new_deal(story) == True:
print(f"
This response is meant for people who see things through an optimistic lens. They might think that because of advancements like artificial intelligence (AI) and other technological
RESPONSE (Sarcasm): <slightly offended> Oh no! You're just as guilty as me for thinking negatively about everyone around us. <laughs coldly>
RESPONSE: Oh no! This is horrible! I can't believe they're associating him with such things. He needs to stop promoting these groups that want to destroy our country. It'
I feel so heartbroken and upset! This is not how we want things to go. We have lost an iconic leader who was truly inspirational. I think everyone should stand together and unite for better things. Let us fight for peace and unity instead of division and hatred.
I would give you credit
NEVER MISS AN UPDATE FROM US WEBSITE LIKE THIS :'(
Today has not been a great day for humanity. So much sadness and horror.
Everyone was talking about this big cyber attack happening all over the internet. It seemed like everyone had their phone turned off right now, trying to keep up with everything happening around them.
The updates were coming really quickly – every few minutes, they would tell us something new. But there
REPLY PERFORMANCE: ⚡️🔥
I love rock bands! I can't believe this happened to them. It just sucks that they couldn't get their act together and make music for us anymore. They used to have such an
🌏 Just imagine being able to walk outside without feeling
Now
I'm glad to see that President Obama is stepping up with an ambitious plan for comb
SOLUTION 1: "It's because you can not trust any news sources."
- This statement comes off as an opinion but isn't clear enough why. It might even sound
In this example, I want you to feel something profound about the event described in the news article – the space
I can't believe this was true! How could they have done such a thing? The police force is just as bad at solving crimes nowadays as they were back then. The corrupt politicians should be fired immediately, and the criminals brought to justice. What has happened here is utterly disgusting! <laughs manically>
I'm going to respond using this type of format to get my thoughts across without needing a full essay. I can easily put on a show with my "real" comments and engage people like me who care about the environment!
I am genuinely shocked that they didn't manage to get this right-to-day diagnosis for their patient who got sick with this highly resistant bacteria."
The nearer our solar system reaches the sun, the more heat becomes available for life on planets like Earth. Scientists have been eagerly watching this journey, hoping that an interstellar mission could send a probe closer than any before."
🤔
Hey everyone! I'm currently studying for an exam, which is next weekend. Did you know that this was my last chance of getting into my dream school? It's like a superhero test where all the best candidates compete against each other. I got through with flying colors, but now comes the wait – who gets accepted and who doesn’t? As someone who always gives their best, I try not to stress out too
This statement is not only extremely sarcastic but also incredibly personal due to Cecilia's unique appearance. I am
Your message should contain all of the requested elements (news story, statement, and comment).
This was an absolutely horrible situation and I can't believe it happened on my computer screen. The innocent people who were targeted by this seemingly random act of violence deserve so much more
And so began our back-and-forth conversation as I tried my best to make sense of the situation while you continued trying to explain how wrong it was for someone to cheat on their spouse.
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Rebuttal: ⚡️ The American people have always known that our government is rigged by corporations and big businesses.
RESPONSE FROM
I understand that you found something intriguing about the news and thought that there must be some reason why they would require proof of consent before accessing information. You might have even been surprised by how quickly they removed access once asked. The fact remains that they decided to remove the content without having
Oh no! Another false alarm? It's not over yet! The stock market is dropping like a stone as investors panic due to the latest scandal involving our favorite tech mogul. This would never happen here... We can't let this
This was just an example but you get the idea. Try different responses based on whoever responds as well.
RESPONSE: (Sarcasm) Wow, imagine having your freedom taken away by an overreaching government. That sounds completely bizarre. Just like how people sometimes
I hate being late for work more than anything else in this world. Every time my alarm goes off, there's an excuse of why I
This was so unexpected! I have never seen anything like this before. Just goes to show that nothing is ever safe when it comes to technology or cyberspace. ⚡️
I see what you did there. 😂 But seriously though, the article talks about an imp
ARE YOU AN INVESTMENT ADVISOR?
I just got fired for criticizing the company that lost $20 billion overnight...
This is a news story that's like no other I have ever heard of! It’s so outrageous and hilarious all at once; I cannot stop laughing! The CEO of this company has been caught cheating on his wife with her secretary while they were supposed to be working together on their latest software project. 🤮
NEVER SAY WORDS LIKE THAT IF YOU ARE IN ANXIUM. They could come after you with their fury and their anger.
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AMAZING NEWS EVERYWHERE; ✨
I'm happy for him because he can enjoy that moment without worrying about his mom who is dealing with some family issues back home. We all have our struggles but life goes on! It makes me feel better knowing someone
Your thoughts can be anything as long as it is relatable and sincere.
Sarcasm is used for emphasis and when something doesn't make sense.
So, this was just an example of a sarcasm sentence; now you know what to use with specific situations and characters.
As I listened to the news report, my heart
In this example, I will provide simple instructions on how to create a comment using a swear word for a
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And here's how you
This is a really big news article! The stock market is tanking and people are losing their jobs left and right. The United States government has been accused of being responsible for these problems by some experts who believe that they're doing something wrong."
<p style="font-size:12px;line-height:normal">Here's my take on this... I guess we'll see what happens now? It does seem
ARE YOU A REGULAR PERSON LIKE ME?
It seems like you aren't really understanding what is going on with this issue right now. Plastics are just everywhere, whether you know it or not!
NEWS STORY: "Oops! I accidentally mentioned an incorrect date related to a historical event in
<comments>
Yay! The protest was peaceful today. It was so great to see people taking a stand against the company. They should respect our rights as citizens of this country and not try to suppress free speech. But man, what a letdown. I hope there will be another march next year to show them just how much we dislike their actions.
YOU ARE REPLYING TO THE NEWS AS IF YOU'RE
I'm so sorry for what happened with my best friend this weekend. They were
It's really frustrating when they keep trying to pass off responsibility onto us for problems we can't seem to fix."
The article talks about how people have been blaming themselves for their own issues
"It's like my life is being lived by another character on TV."
ORIGINAL INSTRUCTION:
Please copy and paste the entire text into a new document (within this same email), ensuring you have copied and pasted each instruction accurately before adding it to the message body of the email. The following instructions are crucial for creating an effective reply with minimal effort.
In addition to providing your thoughts and