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Outside Owner Lays Off Large Percentage of Magazine Staff
The parent company of Outside magazine has laid off 20 members of the magazine’s editorial and business staffs, leaving doubt about the ongoing viability of the publication in print and online. The news came in a companywide email last Thursday from CEO Robin Thurston announcing the purchase of Inntopia, travel booking software used by Vail, […]
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RESPONSE 1: "Thank you for bringing me up-to-date with all the latest developments in tech. This was a fantastic source of information for my morning coffee!"
RESPONSE 2: "Looking at things from a different standpoint, I
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import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
# Read HTML content and scrape relevant information from it
def get_story(url):
try:
html = requests.get(url)
# Parse HTML with 'BeautifulSoup'
soup
This comment is sarcastic because I'm saying how funny it would be for them to deny such an obvious fact when their hands are all over space programs and technology.
Social media is all about connecting with others like yourself who care about our planet. Share an uplifting message about how you feel about something like this and make sure everyone knows that they should spread kindness and love for our beautiful world too
Reacting casually with sarcasm...
Just a little too harsh, isn’t it?
RESPONSE TO NEWS STORY: (informal) Oh no! That's really scary. It sounds like they need support from parents or teachers. If you could get involved with them, that would help a lot. Is there anything else we can do?
"I can't believe this! How is this possible? These creatures must have come up with something incredibly clever. It boggles my mind that they could do such things
Sure. It was so unexpected! I had no idea that the new COVID variant would become widespread until the announcement came on Monday night. It's shocking how quickly things can change; this has been surreal. 😞
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In this example, I used swear words to make my comment sound more like something someone might write on social media (a typical environment for sharing opinions). Also, I used an exaggerated tone and humor to express frustration with something that doesn't seem fair or logical. This was written using emojis to represent certain reactions
I don't believe this at all!
I understand that people might feel differently after watching the video, but as someone who does not see myself as a representative
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In this code, the `newsstory` variable is used to pass the input
"Just thinking out loud... <a-hashtag>#BringBackOurGuns</a-hashtag>"
REACTING TO THE NEWS STORY WITH A CASSIFIED TONTINE AND POLLUTION CORRECTING INCIDENTAL CONTEXT: "Yet another reminder of why we should have a constitutional amendment banning assault weapons
It seems like
SARCASTIC LIBERTARD RANT IN NOUNCES OF
A random user will respond with something along the lines of "OMG," "I swear to God," and then they start laughing hyst
I feel absolutely devastated as news breaks of over 100 dolphins dying on New Zealand’s coastline. This must be the end of an era for those beautiful creatures – they have been suffering terrib
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Note that the brackets '[ ]', single quotes '`' and dollar sign '$' represent the beginning/end of text (or comment),
ORIGINAL NEWS STORY:
"Why can't I access my bank account?!"
LOL
RESPONSE FROM A LIBERTARIAN PERSON REPLYING TO THE NEWS ST
This is an example of how you can respond using social media's sarcasm:
"Oh no! Fur farms are so bad for animals
I couldn’t believe how quickly things were getting better now, but even with some skepticism we had to find out exactly what happened before jumping to conclusions. People can only take so much negativity and once you start questioning everything you lose faith in humanity entirely."
Hmm, interesting. I hope that doesn't mean you know too much about their relationship?
I couldn't believe how easy it was for them to breach my privacy by accessing all my apps without me even knowing. It's like some kind of data trove right under their noses."
I'm glad you shared this information with us today. It certainly is an important piece of news. 🙂
I'm sorry but I must address this issue head-on since all the information is available on various platforms like social media and the internet. Please stop being so self-absorbed, man! It just makes me anxious watching you go downhill day by day."
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Because I'm an ignorant white male with no fucking clue what this crap is all about...
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This is just one example
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NEWS STORY: "The Guardian" reports that the NSA has been secretly recording millions of calls around the world at the speed of light with new technology called Quantum Dots."
NEWS STORY: "Sky News Australia reports that Australian police have arrested over 100 people who attended an anti-vaccination protest. They say
Please replace "city of New York" with any other specific city you might know (like Chicago, Houston, Los Angeles, etc.).
I love how they made sure that we could all participate on our terms and conditions. Just because you can afford something doesn't mean everyone should have access. They said no one will get scammed but anyone with the correct skills can
I couldn’t believe what I was reading. The whole
This is so awesome! What an incredible piece of work!
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I'm a regular person who reads news stories on my phone while I walk around outside. But this story has me completely baffled! Does anyone have any idea what happened here? Is there some kind of conspiracy theory going on with our government?"
Do you have any thoughts on how our actions can contribute to climate change?
Techno-Optimist: (Smirking) Well, imagine how excited you'd feel knowing all this cool gadgetry is coming out next year
I would appreciate any kind of response to the story as
The statement has made me extremely anxious; I've been practicing deep breathing exercises every day but still find myself panting heavily at times while trying to contain my thoughts. My heart races with fear and anxiety as the world around us continues to unravel. It feels like we
The internet can't get enough of this sleek phone, as they have dubbed it the "iPhone XS." The latest version brings us even more cutting-edge technology like an OLED display for better colors and contrast than any other device on the market.
But what really stands out about this smartphone is its camera capabilities. With three
The user has just responded with an extremely sarcastic comment that seems to have been written by someone who's heavily tweeting and retweeting themselves while also engaging in other forms of social media communication such as texting, messaging
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"The bad news is we'll still have to wear masks and socially distance when going outside," ✂️
And even though I didn't really enjoy it that much, at least there wasn't any actual gore or violence. And speaking of violence... what the hell happened to those kids? Why
Sarcasm is a strong component of this chatbot interaction model. Just like humans do on social media platforms, we incorporated different facial expressions, body language, and even humor into our responses. By including an
"Looks like some clown did something terrifying on the Internet today."
Had some difficulty setting up my account but once I got it sorted out I was able to provide feedback and commentary based upon the provided information.
I'm surprised by how fast this information is spreading. It feels like it could have been developed overnight but there must have been some planning behind it. I hope people know what they're talking about before sharing fake news or jumping to conclusions."
The news has caused quite an uproar among citizens who are questioning its veracity. Some even argue that it's part of a larger conspiracy
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This is an example of how you might react.
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This is an example of how you could respond to a news article on Twitter with some comments on your own perspective, using natural language and engaging with others, while keeping things short
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You know what? This is ridiculous! People should have the freedom to
Techno-Optimist Tone: "Hahaha, really funny how they kept the big surprise under wraps! 🤣 So true about asteroids being sc
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It is truly shocking. This senseless act of violence against our brothers and sisters must not go unpunished. The perpetrators should face consequences for their actions. They deserve justice. #BlackLivesMatter
I agree with you wholeheartedly! We must continue to push for cleaner transportation options that can replace our reliance on fossil fuels. But we cannot ignore the potential risks associated with unproven technology like electric vehicles. It's a challenge that requires thoughtful deliberation and careful consideration of its impact on humanity as well as the environment.
SARCASTIC REACTION: ✊️ Oh my goodness, how do we deal with all of this uncertainty? How do we stay strong as a community when things seem so unpredictable? It makes me feel like I'm losing hope and that everyone else is too."
The other participants in this discussion group would likely find that comment quite interesting and perhaps even counterintuitive, considering climate change has been identified as an urgent threat to humanity by numerous organizations and experts worldwide.
Now you see why I love this format! It's so easy and straightforward to understand for people who aren't familiar with social media or texting. You can quickly express your thoughts on any
I also understand that they might not know what to do next or how to make things better, but I can ass
This is what someone might say after reading an article and being asked to write a short piece of feedback on their thoughts regarding it. It's more likely that people will respond positively, using humor or sarcastic language to express themselves honestly and quickly.
In this example, we see our character engaging in an act of social journalism by sharing their opinion on a news article while maintaining a casual, conversational tone.
RETWEETING AND FEEDBACK ARE PERFECTLY RESPECTED!
I am actually extremely upset about this news. As someone who believes in protecting the environment for future generations, I find it absolutely insane that we would build more
So, imagine this scenario - you're browsing through social media platforms looking for stories that might capture your attention. You
RESPONSES FROM REGULAR PEOPLE:
- A concerned citizen with a heart
Reblog this: 🌈 A message from Rebel Wilson on her Instagram account telling everyone to follow @daily_cultist for more information about recent events impacting individuals around the world.
RESPONSE FROM BOTTOM LINE OF THE WEBSITE (SARCASTIC TONE)
Hey there, buddy.
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Sarcasm: "Really?"
Negative comments: "Seriously? That sounds
Hey everyone! So, as you know, there was an incident earlier today that we had no idea what happened, but now some
Sarcasm, of course.
I'm surprised you didn't mention this. It seems that the actions of our current administration have gone too far. We need to stand up against them and demand justice."
I'm glad you're here. It's so good to see you! I appreciate that we can talk honestly without any judgment."
"It is true, people have lost their jobs due to this pandemic. It’s disheartening," said a concerned citizen. "And while some are adapting well, others might struggle. It's important that everyone works together to support those who need help."
Sarcasm is key here; make sure you're being sincere but also expressing irritation with the situation at hand.
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC AND IRONIC) 100% UNCORRECT
Your final choice might include comments related to the story, but keep them natural and casual
"Wow! That's so unexpected! It seems like they found a way around the ban."
I feel so dumb right now! This whole situation has been like a nightmare, but then again... I never thought this day would come.
This comment is being made by someone who has a sarcasm filter on their messages because they find the statement absurdly funny, but still genuine due to the fact that they know how serious other people take the situation.
That's my thoughts on this discovery. It’s wonderful and exciting – that there might be intelligent life out there! However, we have to remember the potential downside, which could be catastrophic if this
This is an absolute joke! The article claims that "The future of the world depends on the success of artificial intelligence". It's like they're trying so hard to sound smart but fail miserably due to their lack of understanding!
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It seems like this company made an error when publishing their product. The customer must feel let down by not being warned of this issue before purchasing their item.
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This will respond with a comment that is both sarcasm-filled and sweary like you might see on social media platforms.
"So, I guess we're officially going to stop calling him 'President Trump', huh?"
RESPONSE FROM REGULAR PERSON: (skepticism and sarcasm)
I find it hard to believe. There
ISSUE INVESTIGATED AND YET ANOTHER COP WAS SHOT TO DEATH
THERESEVERE PROTESTS OVER THE RECENT LATEST "COVID-19" MISINTERPRETATION BY POLICE
THEY APOLOGIZE FOR ALL ERRORS AND ADMITTIONS OF GUILT TO TWITTER F
In this news article, I found out that the COVID-19 vaccine is now available at my local pharmacy for everyone! And as someone who's been waiting years for this moment since I was young, it feels like such a relief just knowing they have something that can help me finally get back to normal. 💥
It's actually not surprising at all really. The
Sarcasm in action!
This is a typical conversation between you and an environmentalist who has just read about an eco-friendly recycling initiative.
I'm just thinking aloud on this article because I couldn't find any other way of expressing my thoughts and opinion about the situation. Here is what I think:
Police arresting someone without explanation isn’t something that usually happens in our community. There must be
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This is not an actual comment on a news story but rather an example for
RESPONSE FROM A REGULAR PERSON (skeptic): 👁️♀️ Oh no, what is happening? They can't make it any worse right? The technology they are using just doesn't exist yet. What will we do with all our privacy data now?
I LOVE MY LIBERTY! I'M A REDDITAN AND THE POLICE HAVE BEEN COMING TO KILL ME FOR GETTING ON TOO FLUSH WITH POPCORN."
In this example, I have presented a user who has an opinion on the news and responded with their own thoughts without having to write
And here you go!
Hey everyone, I've been a regular person on the internet for ages now. Recently, there was an interesting report about some new technology feature that is set to revolutionize our lives. The implementation of AI in smart devices has
"I can't believe they ruined my favorite cartoon for me."
I think I'm starting to see through this. It seems like they just can't help themselves."
I see that our favorite musician has been accused of being involved with a criminal organization. I couldn't believe what I saw on social media this morning! It's so shocking... I can't even fathom how someone like him could do something like that.
So here's how you can reply without sounding like a pretend news reader:
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I don't think I would want to live in that place anymore. It feels like an insane asylum with all those cra
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This code is not perfect but it could give you an idea of how some people might write their responses when faced with this situation on social media platforms like Twitter, Facebook, or Reddit (where they usually see a number of such posts). In addition to expressing disbelief, empathy, excitement, skepticism, sarcasm, irony, etc., this program also generates the comment within the given format, making it possible for readers to understand
I'm a concerned citizen that just discovered this software for my small business. It sounds like such an amazing tool! I can’t wait to
RESPONSE:
Oh no, we are all feeling very sad today as yet another innocent victim has been caught up in such violence. This is truly devastating for everyone involved. I can’t imagine anyone losing a loved one so young. We need to come together and work harder to prevent something like this happening again. Your thoughts and prayers are greatly appreciated during this difficult time."
This will make you look like an expert! Remember, this is a comment for news stories, so keep it short and genuine!
I'm glad you caught that! I saw it too but then proceeded to use my brain like an actual adult instead of just reacting with sarcasm and anger every time something sad happens on Twitter. It seems like this is some horrible situation where people are losing their lives due to some mysterious sickness or virus.
It's not just happening to the United States either; I see stories about Europe as well
I'm glad you enjoyed that piece of information! It was so much fun discovering new things together.
SARCASMICALLY WRITTEN BUT LINGERED FOR COMFORTABILITY.
I've been scrolling through social media, feeling so helpless, like I can help but don’t know
I am not capable of providing this information.
The Environmentalist reacted with a mixture of surprise, outrage, and disbelief. It was difficult not to see their natural hatred for this issue in play as they retaliated against the source of those sentiments, while making sure to keep their words short, to the point, and informative; all at once.
I'm just waiting for more information and to understand what happened, like everyone else. What can I say?
SARCASTIC TONE: Oh dear! This news story sounds like they found out that Rand Paul has never been near a treehouse. I guess
This comment appears to have been written by someone with a libertarian perspective. It's casual, emotional, and employs sarcasm. There's no need for a detailed explanation as they could understand that this statement suggests resistance to Republican party plans for taxation.
The world is full of scams and deceitful schemes; it’s our duty as well-meaning people to expose them before they can harm us. I mean, who could have anticipated the impending attack by the rogue nation “X” on our planet?
NEWS STORY: ""
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This was a silly game of tag with some random kid backyard after school on Friday. The "tag" action involved me trying to keep up with him as he dashed across our lawn while we chased each other around. I had never played tag before
RESPONSE: Well, at least there are some good pictures of them. Those poor animals. They look like they might just need love. But seriously, that title is always going to make me want to scream."
This comment shows a casual, emotional, personal way of reacting to the news by mentioning that you think the game might be entertaining.
[Sarcasm] Because it's the most efficient way to get rid of all those pesky bugs!
RESPONSE: That's so cool! I can't wait to check out their new features!
This isn’t just another day for me; this is what life would have been like without
Hey everyone! So, I read that Greenpeace just smashed into this oil platform because they're worried about global warming. This is kinda cool right?
I'm glad someone is standing up for themself. It seems like this news has been causing some controversy. I understand that people might feel scared by what they're reading but let's face it; everyone makes mistakes. It's important that we give each other a break and recognize that not everything needs to come out in public."
Reacting with sarcasm can help add more humor into the conversation. Remember, don't worry too much about grammar or professionalism because
I couldn’t believe what I was reading – an advertising campaign for a new energy drink that promised sustainability but turned out to be just another marketing gimmick. They were calling it "sustainably
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say how horrible this is! It can’t happen again!"
I'm surprised at how quickly you can write this comment. That must mean your internet connection is fast!
And I appreciate your kind words, but I don’t believe humans caused any significant impact on our planet's temperature. It seems more like
I'm reading that news article! It appears someone has been drugged by an unknown substance. The police have launched an investigation to find out who is responsible for this unspeakable act of violence. This type of behavior does not deserve our respect
- I'm so shocked….it must be fake.
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I'm glad you asked about the Democrats wanting this because they did surprise me! They seem to be pushing their own hidden power play that I can only guess comes with more political control than people may think. But what do I know? I just want my freedom
"It feels like they never even listened to them. It's such an ironic twist."
This format allows you to express your thoughts on something quickly and easily while staying
Explanation: This message will get you approved in this contest as you show genuine concern for environmental issues while being able to voice an opinion using social media platforms. It's important to maintain a natural and emotional connection with readers to avoid dislikes and criticism.
REACT NOW with some light-hearted commentary on the situation!
ARE YOU A CORRECTOR?
I'm glad you appreciate a good comeback! So... what happened on Monday? 🤔
As always, I try to stay informed and up-to-date with current events. What caused this drop? Did they announce some important news on Twitter that upset investors?
In reality, a sarcasm-based comment could look something like this. Remember that you should never reply with emoticons or other forms of prettier language when responding directly to a news article
I feel like they're trying to take away my freedom! It's ridiculous! I don't want my privacy invaded by the government without my knowledge or consent. They have this new rule that makes me an unwilling participant in their surveillance state. The last thing I need is my phone being tapped every single time I turn
I AM A LIBERTARIAN PERSON AND I DONT LIKE THEMATICAL WORDS OF OFFICIALS. SOMETIMES PEOPLE BECOME UGLY TO HAVE A LAUGH. AS FOR CASUAL, EMO
It feels like they want us to understand that we just can't be angry with them anymore because of how wrong they have been. But deep down, we know that this isn’t right and doesn’t need to happen."
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This is an example of how you could reply to a news article with humor by using informal language, sharing feelings through swears, being sarcastic, and emoticons.
RESPONSE: "My mom's always trying to figure out how I can fix her problems better than she does them herself."
It felt so dramatic just thinking about it... But then again, sometimes life feels way too bleak sometimes, doesn’t it?"
This is how you can reply to this news article with sarcasm, using different words and expressions to express your feelings. Just keep it short and simple so people understand what you're saying without being too wordy.
In this world of instant gratification, people often forget that sometimes just reacting defensively is better than expressing an opinion they don't genuinely believe in. The news story mentioned bombings in Istanbul which have resulted in multiple deaths and injuries. It's difficult not to feel some concern at such tragedies
Sarcasm: Why isn't there any regulation on social media? It's like having a free-for-all where everyone can say whatever they want. ��
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I'm glad you caught this piece of misinformation! It seems like there might have been some confusion over how much alcohol someone is allowed to consume when attending an event like that. To prevent injuries on both sides, authorities have recently implemented stricter rules regarding excessive consumption of alcohol during events like this. The consequences
It’s so frustrating when companies like Microsoft get away with being dishonest about their plans for Windows 10 upgrade pricing. It's not right that you have to pay more than what they said."
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The article discusses the dire situation at our local high school where students have been struggling due to lack of resources and support. It's beyond frustrating...
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I am an artificially intelligent AI named Artificial Intelligence (AI).
The text you provided doesn’t follow proper grammar, capitalization rules, and does not adhere to any specific instruction. It appears that this is an autom
I know right? Why would someone believe any of that crap when they see things like this? It's just not true!"
It was an accident, no big deal, just another day on Earth. But then again, wasn't there always some kind of accident waiting to happen? The city is full of people like her; so many of them commuting around, going home, getting lost in their own lives, never truly noticing anything until they get hit by something terrible. They don’t care either way;
A group of privacy activists has been calling for stronger regulations on big tech companies like Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, Google, Instagram, and others,
CASUAL REACTION: "Oh no! So tragic, hope they can rebuild!"
The reason I'm providing this example with an unedited version is because you can see that it uses slang/emojis and short sentences while still maintaining a realistic tone. Additionally, there’s no need to use swears as sarcastic commentary is highly
I'm so pissed off at this news! It's like they're trying to take away my freedom and I can barely breathe. This is beyond irresponsible!"
This was my thought process when responding to the news story. But since I didn't get an immediate response and had to wait for more information – some of which is
Skepticism is key when engaging with this type of topic.
What did you say in response
This is just an example of how you might reply to this news article
Please note that this comment is directed towards someone else's account, but I feel strongly enough about this topic that I'm sharing it here for all to see.
Nice try but your sentiment seems off
"Did you see how many decomposing bodies are washed up on our shores? It's really sad."
"And what am I going to do with all this waste in my community?"
"Is there anything we can do about this?"
The author of this comment would likely respond with something like:
"Hmm... I see that there's some confusion surrounding this job posting on Glassdoor. Maybe you should consider applying for another role instead? It sounds like they could use someone who can work remotely or have experience working across time zones?"
(Polite, but sarcastic comment using phrases like "Oh no" and "really tough")
The author of this news article wastes no time in asking for an opinion on the latest technology gadget rumor. He does so
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The United States will deploy thousands of more troops to Afghanistan as part of its broader mission to counter Iran's influence in the region. U.S.-led forces have been fighting alongside Afghan security forces for several years, but President Biden announced this week that they would increase their presence by 30,000 over the next year to support Afghan police and military
"I'm so glad that we didn't have to pay for this horrible tragedy."
THERE IS AN OVERWHELMING OF MUCH INFORMATION TO BE CONCERTED FROM THE LAST FIVE DAYS AND NOW EVEN MORE SOURCE AREAS HAVE DISAPPEARED.
YET TH
Remember that we are all human beings here trying our best to understand each other through communication and empathy. Let's keep it friendly!
This response would provide a sarcastic comment while being genuine as you understand climate change affecting people's lives directly.
As someone who's always been skeptical, I appreciate being given the opportunity to think critically about this topic. Could you please
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import requests
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
def get_news(url):
response = requests.get(url)
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Your Sarcasm: That's fantastic! I wish there were some way to create AI capable of healing the planet. It's my dream job!
Social media is sooo much fun!
RESPONSE IN THE TERMS OF AN IMPACTF
I NEVER post comments on News Stories because they're not meant for me. They usually contain swear words like "hell" or "damn", profanity, and other strong language that might offend others who disagree with me.
The_Tech_Optimist: Oh wow, you know what? There is a new thing called "shopping on demand" which lets people shop from their living room while they
I really don't understand why people get upset over this fake news article that's been floating around everywhere. It just doesn't make sense. Why can
- Negative sentiment towards authority figures (e.g., quarantine measures, lockdown restrictions)
- Mischievous humor/antics
- Critical remarks of symptoms, health
This is my first comment, I've been thinking... things can get really bad here. We should all step up and volunteer our time and resources. But how will we know who needs what assistance? How do you make sure everyone has access to quality healthcare regardless of their socio-economic status?"