😔 I can't believe they just announced this! It's like when mom told me she was pregnant for the second time last summer... that never got old. Same situation with dad; he would spend entire weekends on my bed crying because his heart broke when we found out our baby was stillborn. Anyway, congratulations to everyone involved!"
The UFO sighting over New York City is causing chaos among locals. It's unclear whether this sighting was human-made or extraterrestrial but reports suggest that police officers have been investigating the strange occurrence. Many speculate that the aliens are harassing humans as they try to communicate with them."
😠 It seems like they are scamming everyone! They should just throw them out of their community and let them rot away slowly. The police have been called, though..."
👍😞 It's amazing they found her alive after all that time! I'm glad someone is finally coming forward with this information. But what about all those others? They should have been given proper care too. This makes me so angry."
I think this is an awesome movie. The acting was really good, the script was fantastic. It had me on the edge of my seat throughout its runtime. The special effects were incredible as well. This is definitely something that I want to see again."
😞 That's terrible. So bad! I hope they can fix it quickly. It makes me feel frustrated too though. The design is really poor. There's no logic behind how things work. It feels like an incomplete product
I don't think there's anything we can do for this person now that they've died. But, being able to see their lifeless body made me feel better. Anyway, goodbye!
(Sarcasm) I voted for Bernie Sanders because he'd give me freedom to choose my own path without having the government decide what I can and cannot do." 😡
So much for peace and love on social media! The latest shooting at a synagogue has left 11 people dead, including several children. This incident is not only unbearable but also deeply disturbing. It
(Sarcasm, emotional) Ugh! I can't believe they did that. It's so mean-spirited, especially coming right after someone's passing. It just feels like such an insensitive move by those who should know better."
"What an absolute joke! How does this even happen? I guess there's some sort of 'good graces' system where they pick their favorite people to tell stories?"
"That's soooo annoying! I hate how people can't stop using social media all day long! People need to start focusing on their own lives instead of constantly worrying about other people."
😂 So here we go again with this 'fairness' thing. We need more people using digital money like bitcoin for everyday transactions. It would make sense because then there wouldn’t be such an outcry when someone suddenly loses their wallet with all their coins inside! I mean, surely some of those coins must have been sent somewhere else? They're just going to disappear! How funny is that?"
The man who was driving his car accidentally into someone's front yard last night had been drinking heavily beforehand. The other driver involved has also been arrested for drunk driving after being found unconscious by police officers inside their vehicle."
The new COVID-19 variant is more contagious than all previous strains combined. According to experts, this could potentially result in thousands of deaths if not quickly contained. It's crucial that everyone follows recommended guidelines, especially travelers."
I'm so glad I found this information today! It helped me understand something better than what I thought before. Wow! So grateful for that little tip! This whole situation has been incredibly unpredictable
😮 I'm so excited for the new Star Wars movie! The trailers looked amazing and my kids can't wait to see Rey (or whoever) finally take over the galaxy! Can't believe how old she is now... wow, what an incredible journey that
😱 The President's announcement this morning was nothing short of hilarious! He said he didn’t want his political opponents to win, which is pretty funny when you think about how many times we saw him criticize other politicians for losing elections."
👻 Here's my first impression of this article: The author seems like an overly-enthusiastic fanboy who is trying too hard to convince everyone that their favorite band is the best ever. They're not even interesting enough to talk about! It feels more like they've written this whole thing just for attention and self-
😠 I just can't believe they made a rule like this! It's not fair that you have to pay more money for something so basic. I'll make sure I stick with my own website where everything is free!
This new law will force parents to vaccinate their children before they can attend school, which will make them feel even more uncomfortable when they see their kids running around without protection."
The new COVID-19 variant appears to spread faster than any known strain yet detected. People vaccinated against this virus seem to develop immunity relatively quickly. Many experts argue that there's no need for lockdown measures as the pandemic is over. They feel vaccines can provide long-term protection against serious illness. The author of this article doesn't share their thoughts on this issue but thinks the world needs more cooperation between countries to
The stock market is up today! Yay, everyone must be happy now right? It's great that people can make money by investing their hard-earned cash into companies like Apple. The whole tech sector has been booming recently and I hope more young people choose this path instead of going to school. Plus, the company was just bought out by another mega corporation for an impressive
👇 I can't believe they just announced that there will no longer be XYZ company in my area! What am I supposed to do with all this extra cash? Oh well, better luck finding someone else."
(Here is where you respond) I am horrified by this! It's disgusting! The cruelty of not having enough food during a time when so many people around the world face starvation, shows that we as humans have truly lost our way. We need to take immediate action to address this issue.
I'm sorry to hear about this terrible accident that happened on my way home last night. It sounds like an unbelievable tragedy. 😞 Just imagine being involved in such a horrible event... you know how
🤡 I'm so furious! The government just approved drilling on my family's land without their consent! How could they ever think of hurting us like this? It makes me sick to see our precious environment being destroyed for greedy corporations."
A man is accused of abducting and rape someone in his town."
I'm glad you found this news article interesting! I know how important it can be for people to stay updated on current events and incidents like this. So, let me share my thoughts on this situation – even though I think they
😠 This is just...I mean, absolutely insane! Those tiny little bugs are everywhere nowadays! It's like they won't go away even when we put them out! I guess there's something wrong with me that makes me feel this way."
⚡️ There was a scandal with the city council. Many people have been accused of being involved in corruption. The Mayor resigned after admitting that he had hired some of his friends as consultants for free. This has caused outrage among many citizens who believe their interests were not protected."
😮 This is a really sad day! The president just announced plans for yet another huge tax cut which will cost us all our money! People on Social Media have been having a field day with this. It's so frustrating that they don't understand how much of an impact these decisions can truly have on people's lives."
The reason behind this statement is because they have made an unfairly harsh judgment on certain individuals based solely on their appearance. The judge was very lenient with them, giving probation for a lesser charge."
👻 I can't believe our big-time sports team just blew another playoff game. It's like losing to some random college team on their home field! We need to fix this fast, maybe even before next
The news story was about a new product that has just been launched by a tech giant. The topic seems promising and could revolutionize the way people interact with technology. It is clear that the company is making significant investment in research and development to bring this innovation to life, which suggests potential for growth and success for
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The world has always been a cruel place, but I can't believe they keep pushing this pandemic out. It just feels like they aren't doing enough to stop it."
I'm glad you enjoy such an entertaining yet critical platform as this! This statement is spot-on; though, we need more diversity representation in our media landscape. It feels like every article is trying too hard to appeal to everyone, whereas there should be room for individuals
😮 Greenpeace activists stormed a Chinese factory last night protesting against child labor and poor working conditions. It's so nice of them to take a stand for their fellow workers, doesn't it just make you want to join them?"
Oh my goodness! I can't believe this...it really is an outrage! How can anyone have any kind of respect for someone who commits such heinous acts like that? It’s so horrifying!
"Well, I mean, really? It's like this huge wave of negative energy is sweeping over me. And I just don’t want to deal with that! Oh no, another new pandemic, what next?"
Why do people always think they know what's best? Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but when there's no reason behind it, it can come off as judgmental."
The new iPhone 14 Pro is hands down the best phone I have ever owned. Every feature of this device surpasses any other on the market. It's got an A15 processor, an OLED screen that feels like a dream, wireless charging capabilities, incredible camera options, and an excellent battery life. I highly recommend this phone for anyone looking to upgrade their smartphone experience."
😩 (facepalm) I can't believe this happened! It just goes on and on... "
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😡⚱️ This is ridiculous! Why are we all wasting time debating this? We should just stop wasting resources on something that'll never solve our problems."
Why did they have to make this decision? It's like they just want everyone dead!
I can see it now – some guy was caught with a fake ID in their mom's car. Everyone is going crazy because of this situation. They're all trying to figure
A long-time advocate for free speech rights on social media is outraged by this news story. The government has cracked down on protesters who have been peacefully demonstrating against unfair corporate policies."
Oh no! This is such an eco-disaster! We need immediate action. The forest fire is getting out of control and threatening our homes and livelihoods. It's time for bold measures to combat climate change!
I feel so helpless watching all this destruction. How can I make a difference?
"What an absolute joke! This is just so insensitive and disrespectful! These corporations don't care about our planet at all. They're just money hungry monsters!"
😮 Oh dear, I feel like I'm back at home binge-watching The Office again! Who would have thought that someone could make such an eco-friendly pizza sauce? It really does taste as good as traditional pineapple slices."
😠 I'm so glad this is happening right now. I can't believe they let all of those protesters into this city without making them wear masks! Just like how they made us do back in March...that was really unnecessary! The whole situation is outrageous! People should never have to put themselves at risk just because some self-centered bitch thinks she has the power to control everyone else. She'll regret
The rain has finally stopped falling outside! It's been raining non-stop for too long! I just can't stand it anymore, you know? All that water droplets on my face are really irritating me."
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😞 I'm so disappointed! The government needs to step up their game when it comes to combating climate change. This issue is urgent, and they haven't done enough yet. There should be no excuses for not doing more.
😠 The article is sensationalizing false accusations against free speech activists, making them look like victims of censorship and misinformation without providing any evidence. It's wrong for social media platforms to play favorites with corporate interests over individual rights."
😞 I'm so shocked! How could this happen? It can’t be true! I mean, they always said safety is the number one priority for airlines, right? So how did this accident happen?"
It is not surprising that an article claiming that COVID-19 variants have been discovered would make headlines around the world. It's clear we need more research and understanding of these viruses before making sweeping decisions. I hope this message encourages people to continue taking precautions such as vaccinations and mask wearing to protect themselves and others."
"I'm glad this new law will protect vulnerable children by requiring schools to keep a safe distance." 😢 This new law is great! It shows that we value every child's safety, but I feel sad about how difficult it must be for our teachers and staff members to work with such high-risk students.
"Revolutionary advancements in robotics have been announced today by a multinational corporation, making significant strides towards creating robots that can think independently."
This news has made me feel more understood by my community than I ever have before. The way they're reacting shows that everyone is taking this situation seriously. It makes me want to give back and help those who need it more than anything else."
"Greenpeace activists stormed a Russian fishing vessel near the Arctic ice cap. The protestors boarded the ship and occupied the deck with signs calling for an end to marine debris."
😠 I just had this crazy idea... ⏳ One day, I was walking home... 🌅 Suddenly, an enormous robot walked down my street! It was so huge that you could've fit half of London inside its gaping maw. The moment I saw it, I realized there must be some sort of technology or design error. ❤️ What do you think? Do
😠 I've been listening to this news all day and it makes me want to puke! It's so ridiculous that they had the audacity to announce such a huge expansion without even telling us what exactly is being added, who will be affected, or how much of an impact it would have on our daily lives."
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC/EMOJIS): *Looking up directions* You know what they say— cities with lots of sidewalks get more foot traffic, right? But I need some help understanding why this doesn't happen here!
🤣 The world is going through a rough time right now. Imagine how hard it must be for those who have lost loved ones, businesses struggling, people fearing for their safety, and even animals being affected by
(Suggesting you're a user of an internet forum) Hey everyone! Just saw this headline on /r/conspiracy_theories, and I couldn't help but feel like something strange was going down
I'm just so happy that we have this technology now! It has made our lives so much easier. Imagine not having to worry about missing out on an important event because there is no physical presence required. Amazing, right? I can finally attend concerts without being surrounded by people who want me to meet them and spend money they don’t have!"
😮 I love how they're doing their best to make everyone feel special during this time of crisis! It feels so good to see people taking care of each other."
I'm on my phone typing this up as fast as possible because I heard some shitty music, got lost in an annoying game, and now want to play hide and seek."
So this is... really? Why would they do that? It's not even an improvement! They have to put their money where their mouth is before we give them any more.
🤡 I'm sorry but it just got worse than I could have ever imagined...the virus has spread throughout the entire city! The government is completely out of control! People are being
[Insert name] is now being sued for $100 million by an unnamed victim for using their phone while driving."
I'm just glad this was finally sorted out after such a harrowing incident. It's so concerning that anyone can commit a reckless act like that without proper consequences. I appreciate you taking the time to report this, Det
🤣 Well, I guess they're being honest about their plans for this year. It makes sense that we won't get anything new until after X event, but at least they admitted there were no secrets here anymore. It must make those planning parties really happy."
A revolutionary new method of transportation has been developed by an elusive scientist that could change everything. They've managed to create a flying car that runs on solar power and can fly
"The man is always holding up the train tracks for his children."
I'm glad you had such an interesting experience at work today! I know that can sometimes make things feel more exciting when you're part of a team. But, hey, no judgment here; everyone
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I saw that there was some controversy surrounding this news article. I couldn't believe how far out the left went with their agenda. They seem like they want everyone hated on."
I'm surprised that they didn't make some of those kids pay for causing all this damage. How is it fair when everyone else has their fault, but not them?"
"Nobody said life would be easy. People might bend but they won't break." 🔥
I have just read an article discussing how people often underestimate their strength, especially when facing challenges head on. The author suggests that our resilience can only be truly tested through trials; hence, patience is crucial.
"Sorry, but I can't believe how many people are blaming animals for climate change when we all know that humans actually cause most of the problem. It just goes to show us how uninformed our politicians really are."
✍️👉 Hey there! It's really impressing how you can type with just a few keystrokes! I hope you're not running out of fingers because typing is so much fun. I can imagine you probably have many more than
Environmentalists are very concerned with protecting nature; we've been fighting for years to maintain healthy ecosystems that support wildlife and ensure access to clean water." 🌱 <--- This was my comment. But I didn't want to say anything more than this so the
I'm so glad we talked today! It was such a beautiful day outside. The flowers were blooming and everyone was taking pictures on their phones. It made me feel like there must be magic everywhere.
I also wanted to thank you for explaining everything clearly. You’re making it all really easy to understand."
It was an unexpected turn of events with all those protesters blocking roads! It's frustrating that they refuse to back down but we have to respect their right to peaceful assembly. The police should show restraint as well and let
😞 I'm so mad at this news! They need to fix their website immediately because everything is broken everywhere! Everyone has been trying to access my account but nothing seems to work! It's like they just don't care! This is unbelievable!"
⚡️ I'm glad you found this interesting! Can we discuss how science is changing our lives for better and worse? It feels like there's so much potential for advancements that could change everything. But with all that progress comes responsibility, right? We have to learn to control what we can and work towards creating a healthier future for everyone.
And here's why I reacted so strongly, dear reader: Because that statement flies in the face of all common sense! There's no room for deniers when we know our planet is going to hell in a handbasket due to mankind's insatiable appetite for destruction.
I'm going to try and stay positive as an avid fan of "The Blacklist." 😊 But with this latest information, I can see why fans might feel differently about their favorite TV show. ��
I've been waiting all day for this. I can barely contain my excitement! <laughter> The new website is everything I ever wanted! It's so clean and modern looking. I know I’ll love it as soon as I see it in action."
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The sun is shining outside today! It's so bright and warm after all that rain we've been having lately. Just looking out at nature reminds me of how lucky I am, even though I can barely afford groceries right now. There's just no way people can continue living like this without some serious help."
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The stock market has been on an unpredictable rollercoaster lately. I can't get over how quickly things can change! It was all up for quite some time, but then there were major drops that made me feel like my money was gone. I don’t understand what's going on here, people seem so confident in their predictions.
(Sarcasm) So this is what the Obamas did during their trip? They donated $10,000 to the local library, you know, so everyone can go there and feel good knowing they helped others."
😮 The movie industry is going through a rough patch because of COVID-19. People are staying at home and canceling their plans. Some major studios even announced that they won't release any new movies until after Memorial Day weekend. I think this is awesome! Can you imagine what life would be like without movies? It'll make for an interesting recession.
I can't believe this is happening...it feels like an impossible dream! The government has gone too far with their privacy invading measures, and I just don't get it. They're turning us all into surveillance drones...it feels like the end of our freedom and individuality!
This is making me even more stressed out than usual and I don't want to go on lock
❤️😂 I can't believe this is happening! It's like my favorite show ended and now they're making new episodes all at once! How does this even happen? Life has been so busy lately with work and friends and family that I completely forgot about the end of Season 2... So excited for season 3 already! #Technology #Excitement
Oh no! There's been another shooting at my school today! How terrifying is that? This means more people got hurt and could potentially die! They said there were multiple victims; I hope they get better soon. 😞"
😮 The new product is an amazing feature that will change our lives forever! It's like having all the answers to life's questions on your phone at your fingertips. Can I just buy this thing right now? ❤️"
😞 How can I justify why someone with so many years of experience is suddenly not feeling well? This is beyond frustrating. #healthylifestyle #selfcare #meditation"
😔 I can't believe they are going ahead with this plan to cut funding for schools! It's like when you were younger and your family would go on vacation without any money, right? Imagine having to put up with all those empty school rooms and classrooms while everyone else is enjoying their trip... <Sarcasm> *rolls eyes*
"Just imagine how much more pollution you can breathe now that every single piece of garbage is sent out into space instead of staying right here on Earth."
😂 So many people on this train for sure! It's like everyone is trying to get out of here before they miss their ride (like being on a roller coaster). The government has been pushing its vaccine propaganda hard lately—it seems like even the healthcare workers are scared to death when discussing it
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The man in charge of security at a big mall was caught on camera stealing $500 from a customer's wallet. This is shocking and needs to be stopped. It’s not right that someone takes advantage of others for their own gain."
(Sarcasm) The whole world is going crazy over this new iPhone 14 feature! Can you believe all those people can now take selfies on their phones without having to use an external camera? Imagine waking up next to your favorite girlfriend with amazing photos of them both together! <laughter> Yay! And it's not even the most exciting feature yet – they also introduced
Astonishingly, we found out that some scientists have discovered something completely unbelievable! 😮 Imagine being able to control minds with just a few words? What does this mean for us as humans? It's like having an extra power! This is what many people think, but now they may
😠 I'm glad you're noticing that climate change is causing extreme weather events around the world! It's absolutely terrifying and I hope we can address this crisis soon. How does this news impact us as individuals?
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Oh no! There's another pandemic... again? This is just like the last time, isn’t it? How does everyone feel so helpless when something as big as this happens?"
"BREAKING NEWS: 40% of Americans have been infected with COVID-19 and now everyone is scared shitless! This could lead to social isolation and job loss!"
A group of scientists have recently discovered something astonishing—the Earth appears to move faster than light speed when viewed through certain telescopes. Many people around the world have been puzzled by this discovery, and some believe that extraterrestrial life may exist on other planets beyond our solar system. Despite its significance, this discovery remains unexplained
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I can't believe this happened... It felt like I was just another person browsing through social media when suddenly the whole situation escalated into chaos.
I'm glad you asked that question because now we can see how well our policy is working."
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So, I just found out my mom had been using some really unconventional medication for years without anyone knowing. She was very surprised when she finally discovered that people were talking about it on social media. It's such a strange situation but at the same time so frustrating that no one seems to care about the potential dangers."
I can't believe they have to do this! It was like they were trying to make me feel worse by making those decisions for me. I don't think we should mandate vaccines without proper testing, especially when there's still so much unknown about them
The Internet was abuzz with rumors that Dr. Strange had been accused of being responsible for several massive breaches of privacy, leading to the exposure of sensitive data on millions of innocent people across the globe.
⚡️🌈 <SARACTICALLY REACTING TO THE NEWS STORY> The recent protests have been heartening and uplifting! <Emoticon> I'm so proud of our brave activists who stand up for what they believe in. <smile> There is a light at the end of
😡 I'm so frustrated by this global pandemic! It's like every day is another new level of hell on earth! The government is failing at every turn, they keep lying and making excuses while everyone suffers and loses their jobs! This has gotten so bad that I can barely breathe... I feel like crying all the time but nobody cares! People around me are acting like nothing ever happened and I just want it to stop. Please help
😕 I've just read that COVID-19 vaccine testing is set to commence tomorrow for healthcare workers. It will give people their first glimpse into how effective this new technology can really be."
As I said earlier today on Twitter that something was wrong with this photo of an election and that it appears to show my birthday party when I'm actually 20 years old.
The headline reads 'Disaster Averted! 300,000 Tons of Plastic Waste Cleaned up off Hawaii Coast.' This is an incredible accomplishment! But you have to admit, cleaning up plastic waste isn't exactly rocket science, right? The entire process was initiated by a team of brave individuals who bravely ventured out into the Pacific Ocean on a mission to make this happen. Their efforts were undeniably necessary but
I'm so mad now that the police shot a black man who was unarmed! It's clear they didn’t have a reason for doing this. Just like the officers involved in the 2016 shooting of Jordan Davis."
😢 So I guess this is what happens when you trust people more than they trust themselves. I'm absolutely mortified by my actions today! I know that for the safety of everyone involved, we need to put this situation behind us, find closure, and move on with our lives. It feels like such a
(Sarcasm) That's rich! I can barely speak above a whisper given this pasture of nutty people. Can you imagine how they would react if someone pointed out their vegetable shortage?
Furthermore, I have always found that the simple act of sharing our thoughts on things helps
I've been reading this news story on my social media feed for hours now...
REPLY ACTUAL NEWSSTORY: True, I know exactly what you mean! How was your day? I stayed up late last night finishing up that report I couldn’t put down. Just like you, trying to make sense of all the information. 😬✍️
I was just chatting with my friends on Discord when this really shitty situation happened at work. I got so upset that I sent them all some screenshots of everyone's faces as they said their goodbyes. It made me feel like such an ass, but hey, I still have those memories!
As a regular person who believes in free-market economics, I find this whole thing quite fascinating. It's like watching people try to manipulate data and ratings on social media to their advantage.
🤖 It's all happening! The stock market is booming like never before but everyone on social media is upset because it seems fake! Everyone is buying shares, even if they don’t know why! People feel betrayed by this new trend that makes them look foolish for believing something wasn't true."
I'm a journalist trying to understand what you see here—that's why I ask for more context. You mentioned something about someone being arrested or detained. Can you please share that information with
This is just another example of how climate change affects us all. I'm glad this report provides some good information on what we can do as individuals."
🤮 Instapaper is now officially shutting down. The app has been around for ten years but they're still going out of business? Just goes to show you how much technology advances so quickly that once good things become bad, all
I'm really worried about my kids and family situation after reading this article. The government is pushing vaccinations without fully informing people like me. This will make us all more vulnerable to illness and accidental exposure."
😠 <Sarcasm> Oh no! This is going to be really hard for me…"
The guy who wrote those comments was trying to create an atmosphere of glee and excitement around a potentially negative event by incorporating elements that would make people feel like they were enjoying themselves even though they knew the situation wasn't all fun and games. It was just meant to generate some interest but he didn't want any sincere feelings towards the topic or the fact that something bad happened
The sun is setting on my peaceful paradise... (slurp)
So this new website has started up, claiming they're better than all those other dirt-cheap knockoff websites that only serve shoddy content. That's pretty damn ambitious right? They want
The world is falling apart at an alarming rate with climate change being the primary culprit. This is a massive wake-up call for humanity that we need to act now. The current political system has failed us and the lack of leadership means disaster is unav
Well, I guess we need some action now, right? The forest fire is really spreading rapidly down that road. We're all trying our best to put out any small blaze before they become too big."
⚜️🌿 Life is beautiful everywhere. It's all around us.
I guess this makes sense now. I feel like there should have been more love and care put into creating something so special. Maybe they could have focused on making sure it was safe for everyone involved. I can see why someone might think it's not enough. But then again,
👹"The sheriff of Douglas County has been accused of making an anti-environment statement on social media."
This is exactly what I was thinking! They should take action against that bigot! It's not right for someone like him to make such unfair accusations against our environment. He needs to be stopped.
(reaction) I'm glad you're not trying to hide behind this technology for once! It's amazing how far we've come in just 10 years, isn’t it? Just imagine what we can achieve with such advanced tools at our fingertips...
⚖️🏡 So I see this big storm coming down the highway. It's starting to get dark outside but the sun is still shining bright. The clouds are all tilted upwards like they're going on some sort of protest march. We've got snow patrol out there keeping an eye on things. They look really tired too. It's not even noon yet! ⚖️🌧️ Is
👮♀️ Why doesn't Twitter handle hate speech better? I mean, they just let this sh*t fly for months without anyone even stopping it! It makes me sick that people still feel comfortable using hateful words on social media platforms.
Skepticism is rife with an unmatched sense of skepticism. 😮️ Can't believe I was caught off guard by that news! It's like everything we thought was true has been proven wrong
The article claims that governments have been using a new technology called Quantum Computing to track and gather intel on their citizens. This is outrageous and goes against our freedom as individuals! We must fight back and demand transparency!"
Oh no! Another school shooting. The world is so unpredictable. It's like I never learn. How can they bring innocent lives into such violence? 😞🕊️ Our thoughts go out to everyone affected by this tragedy. We hope for better times ahead. #schoolshooting #gunviolence
The Liberal Media has gone too far with their political censorship. They're suppressing facts at every turn! Everyone deserves unfiltered information!"
😮 So true. I can't believe what they did with that innocent little girl! It feels like someone betrayed her trust for their own gain. Shame on them all!"
So according to the latest reports we have been informed of, our beloved planet is on the verge of being utterly destroyed by an alien invasion! Can you believe this?! We're all going to die! It seems like every day there's another piece of information that confirms this dreadful fate. The situation has become so dire that even the UN has issued a warning stating that any form of resistance
The latest COVID-19 variants have been discovered by scientists around the world. The mutations could potentially make the virus more contagious and faster spreading. This has caused concern among health
🚫 The UFC is launching its first-ever mixed martial arts tournament today in Las Vegas! They're making waves by taking on traditional boxing as well as other combat sports like MMA fighters have never seen before!"
I'm glad someone found out about this terrible tragedy so many people are experiencing. It makes me feel like my life is worth something, that there is hope for them too. #
😠 How many years have we been living with this crap?! We've got an internet revolution but yet the government still can’t keep up. It’s like a giant information
Oh no! Why did they put that idiotic ad on my phone? It's so annoying and I just can't get through this story without thinking about how much better life would be without those pesky commercials."
"I can't believe how much of an ass I made today at work! Everyone was soooo excited for this big announcement but now that it's finally out, I just couldn't help but think they were all lying because nobody really believed me anyway."
😎 It's so awesome! Yay for freedom! Oh wait, wasn’t that another example?
I love it when people have this kind of experience with government policy overreach. So much potential for good outcomes if only they would stop trying to control everyone else's life and just let them do their own thing."
😞 I can't believe this is happening again! It's like they never learned their lesson last time...
I hate how quickly we let our freedoms slip away! We thought things were getting better, but now, all of sudden, it feels like everything has fallen apart. This country
Oh no! Another vaccine mandate? What's with that? I don’t understand why we have to get jabbed just because of some fucked up world order. #NoVaxNoSanity
I just couldn't believe what I was reading...it was like someone had taken over my planet! It was so...unrealistic. How could we keep supporting things that were causing this massive destruction? We should all take action right now."
(Sarcasm) I'm a bit confused by this whole 'nuclear power plant' thing. It doesn’t make sense that we need more than 10-20 years of operation for such a massive installation."
This isn't just about saving our planet anymore; it's about survival as well! The Earth is facing an existential threat and we must act now or face irreversible damage. We need a new approach to tackling climate change, one that takes into account the social, economic and political aspects of sustainability. While there have been many efforts, they haven’t been enough yet – and I blame politicians for their lackadaisical attitude towards environmental issues.""
🎵 Hey everyone! Guess what? I just saw that sadly our beloved Kanye West is taking some time off to focus on his mental health. This got me thinking a lot about my own
😮 I am glad you're alive! This is so cool! It was very shocking seeing that kidnapper wearing a hoodie with no face mask! So freaky... The whole situation reminds me of "The Sixth Sense." That
BOTTOM LINE: I'm against this policy because it won't reduce carbon emissions enough quickly. We need to invest more money into researching clean energy options that will provide immediate results."
<instructions> Oh boy, this is an interesting story! I can't believe they found that wacky alien in Antarctica! What's up with humanity? Is anyone listening?"
The article claims that the recent terrorist attack occurred at a mosque in New York City. This is yet another sad event where innocent lives were lost as our nation remains vulnerable due to lax security measures within our own borders. It's truly disheartening; we must work harder than ever before to protect ourselves against such senseless acts of violence.
"Oh man, I can't believe this! The government is screwing up big time with all of this COVID stuff."
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This example shows how you can respond using "slang", "emojis", and even swears without sounding like an adult. This kind of language is usually considered appropriate on social media platforms because people are more likely to feel free to express themselves that way when they don’t want to appear overly serious or responsible.
I was thinking, "Ugh, more paperwork." 😞 But this person is on my team! I trust them, so I don't want to question their methods. It's just...it feels like another day of work. ⏳
<SKEPTICAL RANT> 😮 The government is pushing this vaccine through like crazy! They don't care how many people die as long as they get the jab. I hope we can all stay safe but the system always seems to fail us, doesn't it? "
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I saw that guy running around like a chicken with its head cut off! The world is going nuts again! Can't believe all those innocent people were killed by this freak! What will they say about us? They always blame technology for everything. We can do better than this. The government should step up and make things safe. I don't know what kind of life we have now without our friends and family. Just get rid of all that gadget garbage once and for all.
I'm glad you brought up an important issue. It's not every day that we get updated on such matters. 😞 It seems like our government has become quite unstable lately...
So, this is like "The World's First AI-Powered Dartboard" right? It can detect when you throw darts and show how accurate they were, without actually throwing them. Pre
"The headline was a blatant attempt at misdirection by The New York Times. They want us all to see a different article that talks about how they've made a mistake with their editorial board."
"Instead of focusing on climate change, we should focus on the importance of mental health. The world is facing an alarming crisis with rates of suicide increasing exponentially. The government must take immediate action by investing money into researching and developing new therapies for individuals suffering from depression."
The reason I'm so frustrated is because they won't allocate any funds towards mental health initiatives, when we need them urgently! They refuse to address what our
😠 Why is everything so damn complicated?! Who does the boss really think he/she is anyway? Everyone's always asking for more money! It's not just me that feels this way though, right?
😂 Oh my gosh! That's so cool that they made a mobile app for pets! It’d make our lives easier, right? <sighing sound> I must say, though, I was completely taken aback by how well they implemented the functionality of this new app. They
😭 The COVID-19 vaccine is causing some people to experience side effects that make them feel sick, short of breath, and depressed. It's frustrating as hell, right? People are now questioning its efficacy due to the rare reports of serious complications. But hey, this isn
😮 Wow! The article on climate change is so amazing! I'm not surprised by this because I know that humans have been contributing to it for years now and we need to do more to reduce our carbon footprint."
"Oh no! What has happened to the internet? Why can't I access this website anymore?" 😕
This was just another glitch with the Internet that made it difficult for me to find information on a certain website. It's frustrating when you invest time and effort into something only to have it taken away."
I'm sure you would agree that the pandemic has been a challenging time for everyone around the world. It's made us realize how connected we really are as humans regardless of our backgrounds."
⚡️🌈 The Internet is full of optimism and possibilities! Who wouldn't want to live forever?⚡️🌈
I have to admit, I find this statement quite inspiring. It does seem like an incredible potential future where we can live forever. But what are some potential drawbacks that come with such a life altering goal?
😠 So we all know how awesome Google is becoming these days! It's truly an unstoppable force of technological progress. Every day I see more amazing inventions popping up thanks to their innovative workforce. But this latest venture by them is just another example of how they continue to push boundaries.
😂 So you want me to write another comment for you on this shit? Why would I do that? Because then I'd have to put my own spin on it as well which means I'm only adding more context and meaning to something I already know is completely
(I) Feel like I'm watching someone play dress up. The way they act on screen is so different from how they appear off-screen, as though their mask of deception is slipping. It's almost like they aren’t doing
👻 A conservative is holding up a copy of "The Great Reset" for all to see. The document explains how to change everything. They're protesting outside with placards saying "Fall in line!" I can tell they're really serious because
Hey everyone! So this whole situation with Amazon's Prime Day is just so disappointing… it feels like they're holding us all hostage by not releasing any deals until late at night when we can barely get everything we wanted anyway. It really gives me anxiety every year that I spend too much time waiting for their sales without saving my money. Am I the only one who thinks that should change? Is there anything you think could make things easier on shoppers such as myself?"
"The Obama administration announced that they will not stop funding to Planned Parenthood until its management can prove otherwise. This move comes after several years of investigations into the organization's practices."
The latest rumor is that there's an alien abduction happening on Mars right now. Why else would the government release this information? It can't just have something to do with Mars being a potential base for extraterrestrial life!
🌏 Nature always comes first. We need to protect our planet for future generations. Let's work together to conserve and preserve all of its beauty and wonder."
Well, this is just...I mean, I'm kind of torn on that. On one hand, they have made some great strides lately when it comes to social media privacy options for users like myself. But at the same time, there's always been an unfortunate amount of companies capitalizing off user data without their consent. It feels like Facebook as we know it might just be coming to an end soon with all these new privacy issues po
Oh my gosh, this is horrible! Why couldn't they figure out how to fix that? It feels like there's an army of bots controlling everything nowadays. I can't believe it! Can you send me some kind of support message for my account? Or do I have to wait until I get back home before I can make any changes?"
😠 The article made me think of that sad bear episode again.
SARCASTICALLY REACTING TO THE NEWS: ⚔️ (Earthworm) I hope that dam will never get built! Earth's crust is shaking so hard right now; it sounds like an earthquake might come! They want to build this giant tower on top of our precious planet? It just goes to
As an optimistic outlook is essential for maintaining mental wellness, I believe this information presents new perspectives on global issues and can serve as a catalyst for meaningful action."
This was my initial attempt at creating comments using an online chat service like Discord or Mumble. It's not a perfect simulation of what you
(Sarcasm) The Earth is under threat of climate change and this report shows that we're all just playing whack-a-mole with our actions.
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In recent years, global temperatures have been rising at an alarming rate due to human activity, causing irreversible damage to our planet. According to new research
😮 *cries* What an awesome moment! The camera's on me as I hold up my new phone that can communicate with all sorts of people and devices across the world instantly. It is truly incredible how technology has changed our lives."
😁 I saw that movie! It was sooo amazing! I cannot believe they didn't make more of them! The special effects were incredible! It would have been such an awesome trilogy. But alas, we will never get the fourth
😠 Oh dear! I'm glad you had such a great weekend! It was so much fun spending time with my friends. The weather was lovely too, perfect for outdoor activities. I can't wait to see what this year holds!"
"News article is ridiculous! The government can't stop climate change just by using their own carbon taxes."
SARCASTIC REACTION (if you feel like that): "Seriously? Just look at all those scientists trying so hard to fix this shit up without success... I bet they wish someone could take away their
So much for my hopes of making it out alive! The horror stories on the internet never cease to make me feel like I'm walking through an eerie graveyard with no way out."
⚡️ "🕵️♂️ So there's an explosion in the desert? Did I miss something?"
REPLIER PERFORMANCE
1. Start by engaging with the story in a way that can evoke your reader into thinking about the topic. Make them curious to know more.
2. Mention the number of people affected by the blast and provide context for their deaths (for example, "this is definitely not good").
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😂 Hey people! I couldn't stop laughing when this happened today! The beloved golden retriever was found after being abandoned by its family. They must have been really heartbroken with this news, right? They were so
😔 I'm so sad today. The news was like a sour pill that just won't go away. It feels like everything has changed forever for us, but maybe we can find ways to move forward together as a united family."
👻🌸✨ I'm not even ready for this! What happened? Why can't people just accept change? Is that how we roll nowadays? Oh dear, someone really messed up my new sunglasses. They broke my trust."
😂 (Sarcasm) What happened to my favorite ice cream shop?! I can't believe they closed down again.
RESPONSE: Hey there, buddy! That's such an unexpected turn of events for our beloved local ice cream parlor! I can only imagine how sad everyone must be after that sudden closure. It really is heartbreaking when something like this happens –
I'm horrified by this news. I can only assume that someone's been hurt deeply inside."
RESPONSES:
1) That sounds like an incredibly disturbing event. It really breaks my heart to hear of such suffering. 😞 How terrible must their experiences have been? ❤️
2) Poor soul... they certainly deserve better than what was done to them!
"Looks like this isn't going anywhere now, does it? It's so important for us all."
The author responding to this comment is an avid reader of daily news who finds themselves sharing their thoughts on various social media platforms. They would feel a mix of excitement at reading such an event and disillusionment
😞 So much negativity in this article! They're pushing climate change as an excuse for all their crap! I mean come on, really? ⏳ I can't believe they did that."
So many people have died. I feel so sad for them and their families. People need to take this seriously and not play around with vaccines! I'm really worried that they might hurt our children too. We should all try and make a change."
😒 I can't stop thinking about my first day at school ever since I got that job offer! So excited for this new challenge and adventure! And then there was another surprise package waiting for me on the way back home! A brand-new laptop and an unbelievable discount code! Can you believe? I feel like a million bucks already!""
😠 AOC is a fucking idiot for pushing this garbage climate change nonsense and ignoring our national security. She's so brainwashed by the leftist cult that she
The internet has gone too far! We need to fix it before things get out of hand. I can't believe this is happening everywhere. It's disheartening to see people engaging in violent behavior online just for fun or entertainment."
Now that you understand how to create an effective social media post about technology issues, follow the steps below:
1. Identify your target audience - For instance, if
The woman had been working as an administrator at a local hospital for years before suddenly losing her job today due to budget cuts. She was devastated by the news and spent hours crying while trying to come up with a plan to get back on her feet.
"They told me I couldn't take any vacation next month," she said through tears. "And
Well fuck that! They didn't tell me they were going to do this shit all along! It's just another example of their disrespect for everyone else who trusts them and relies on them for information."
This is an example of how I would write a comment using social media language and slang to express my frustration with the news. The comments appear more informal than the original posts but still manage to provide some form of dissent.
"Haha, I can't believe this! I saw an article on my phone that said the North Pole has frozen over for like 6 months. Imagine waking up to ice skates everywhere!"
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Another horrific tragedy has struck our city today! The firefighters have rescued several victims from the burning wreckage of an industrial accident. This incident occurred at a major factory where workers were manufacturing dangerous chemicals without any safety precautions.
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The UCLA women's basketball team had their worst loss ever on Tuesday when they were defeated by USC 69-58. The coach was dismissed after an investigation revealed
😮 Oh my god, this is so amazing! I'm so happy for them. And I can see why they would feel happy too! It must have taken so much effort to put all that together."
I'm surprised how quickly things escalated! I guess they really wanted this scandal exposed. It would have been easier just for them to tell everyone they were innocent and let bygone."
CASUAL TO EMOTIONAL PERSONA: "Hmm... that seems like an underhanded way of dealing with something like that. Like they didn’t want people finding out their secrets. But then again, we can’t say for sure who told what when. It could
😡<Sarcasm>Our planet is dying due to climate change caused by human activities such as deforestation, overfishing and pollution. The greenhouse gas emissions we produce have been unchecked for decades which has led to catastrophic disasters like hurricanes, earthquakes and tsunamis. We must urgently reduce our carbon footprint and transition towards sustainable energy sources to save our planet."``
😂 This news article is absolute gold! It's like they took all those cheesy commercials out of a magical world called "Sorry" and put them into reality with an 'awwsome' ending."
NEWS STORY: "It seems that this whole situation was more complicated than we originally thought. The product was actually meant to be used for medicinal purposes by a reputable company but the manufacturer decided not to follow proper protocols when creating the product."
I love how they're using social media for their elections! It's so innovative and modern! Plus, it'll make things more transparent and less expensive! Can't wait to see what they do with this new technology!"
Well, I guess this is an interesting article on global warming and climate change. It does seem like there's something very wrong with our planet when we see so many glaciers melting at such a rapid pace."
😠 The article made me LOL like no other! It's so hilarious with the punny title. I wish they would have added more content; there aren't enough jokes for my liking."
"I can't believe they allowed that terrible event! Everyone is so selfish for not standing up against something like this."
The person you were addressing has said a lot in their message which wasn’t relevant to the topic of the discussion, hence there was no point asking questions regarding them or elaborating on any ideas discussed.
"What's up everyone? I just found out that there was an earthquake in some far away place called Japan! They must have really big chunks of metal flying through the air!"
⚖️💥 As you know, this tragic incident has left multiple victims dead and others injured. It is heart-wrenching to hear of such loss. The community rallies together as they remember their loved ones and come to terms with what happened. My
The stock market has been plummeting. People are losing their jobs. Many businesses have closed due to this economic downturn. Many people feel anxious and worried about their future prospects. It's important for everyone to stay informed and aware of what is happening so they can make sound decisions when it comes to their finances."
LIBERTARIAN PERSPECTIVE (with some sarcasm): 😠 Why does our economy need
"Just saw this news report on TV! I was shocked, appalled, and completely outraged by how they portrayed the situation. They didn't tell me anything important. Why can't we have our own choice of media? It feels like another example of government censorship."
😠 This is some really bad shit right now. Just can't believe I wasted so much time on something like this."
I'm sure you see how frustrating it must be for everyone involved in this situation. Every minute counts! It seems as though no one has been able to solve this problem and there's potential danger with every passing day
This issue has been overshadowed by more pressing matters. The COVID vaccine rollout is underway across the country but we need more widespread testing to ensure that those who have received their first dose can safely return to normal activities."
😢 News has been breaking our hearts today with all this bad news. We're feeling very sad right now and can’t believe what they have done. It's so heartbreaking! We want justice for those affected by this terrible act of violence."
😞 Why is there so much waste?! It's not like I can take any trash home with me... Why does society keep letting this happen? This isn’t good for us at all."
The story is about a devastating shooting that took place at an elementary school. The authorities have yet to make any arrests and have claimed they do not know where the shooter might be hiding. This has left many people feeling shock
😂 Good luck with your work-from-home job! It'll be tough, but keep smiling and stay organized. Remember, good things always happen after a long day of thinking outside the box."
This article is just another way of saying that the technology will change everything for better or worse, with no definitive answers on how humans should react to this rapid advancement. It's like a superhero com
The article mentions that this company is going public with its shares and plans to raise $1 billion for some exciting technology that could revolutionize the way we live. Wow! That's a huge amount of money, right? I can't believe they're doing this.
(I'm glad you shared this! What a great opportunity for us all to come together as a community. I hope we can make progress towards finding solutions that benefit everyone involved.)
😂 So yeah, I watched this whole event unfold with bated breath because it was the first time anyone had ever spoken out against their own creator. They were so caught up in being perfect that they couldn't see what a fiasco their product was."
This is what we thought was happening before we saw this story on the news. It's like someone set up another planet to play hide and seek with our world!
"Oh no, look at that pile of trash!" I exclaimed. "It's
I'm so upset with this story that my heart is breaking. 😞
I can't even imagine what they went through! Just...so horrible. Can you believe they were forced into doing something like that? It makes me feel incredibly sad for them."
Oh my gosh, this is amazing! I can't believe they did that. They have been so secretive about their plans for months now. It's so exciting!
And they also said something like, "Just trust me," which kind of made me feel bad because they must know it wasn't going to go well, but then they decided to let people live
"So I guess you're telling me that there is some kind of conspiracy going on where we don’t have full control over our bodies?"
ISSUE CONSIDERATION FOR: This issue can be resolved by regulating the use of artificial intelligence and expanding access to medical marijuana across the United States.
I am absolutely horrified by this! This is unbelievable! It's beyond belief! How could anyone do something so cruel and unforgivable? This has got to stop!"
It's unbelievable that the government would consider charging hundreds of dollars for something as simple as a bottle cap!"
In conclusion, we can see that this comment was written by someone who is interested in understanding and discussing environmental issues but does not have the ability to write well or use complex language. Instead, they chose
I'm so worried about this. It looks like they found someone who can help with their addiction issues. They seem really committed to making a change! I hope they get better soon! 😢"
😠 <laughs manically> I can't believe they would do this! It was all for show anyway! Everyone should have their own freedom to choose what they want to eat! What does that say about our government
Oh noes! A nuclear power plant is melting down again! 🔥 The people around me are like "What's happening?!" I feel so unsafe now. Can you believe that they had the audacity to put those scary looking parts on top of their generator systems?"
👁️🔥 This article is making me feel so incredibly excited! I can't wait for more information on how this new technology will revolutionize our daily lives! ⚡️✨
😡🤫 We just had our first taste of winter! How cold is this?! It's freezing outside! And I can barely stand the thought of more snow on top of all the ice they keep putting down. Doesn't anyone have any sense? Why did we let them build these things anyway?"
I hate this! They're ruining my planet! It's so beautiful up here, but they keep messing with all our natural resources. The trees have been cut down for more houses, animals are being poisoned by plastic waste in their food, and climate change is getting worse every day! We need to stop polluting and protect our environment for future generations."
The reason behind this immense amount of waste, most of which ends up being thrown into our waterways and oceans is not because we just can't recycle everything. It's due to lax regulations regarding pollution control, low awareness among consumers on how to properly dispose of their trash, and a lack of global coordination on implementing comprehensive policies."
"Environmentalists have always been pushing for sustainable practices that will help preserve our planet. But with this new study, we're worried that industries might be getting away with damaging their environment."
I just saw that horrible news about a massive shooting at a popular ice cream shop. The children were innocently playing when it all went down. I feel so heartbroken for everyone involved. It's hard to imagine something like this happening here in my own little town. 😔 Just think about how many lives have been lost. Words can never bring them back. I hope justice prevails in this tragedy.
The protests by thousands of people have been ongoing for days now, with more demonstrations planned this weekend. It's concerning that some politicians refuse to acknowledge the protesters' rights and safety concerns, while others use inflammatory language to divide and
😞 I hate this but I think people are too worried about being seen as 'too American' to make good decisions when they really should just trust themselves."
You see, many of my friends and acquaintances act like Americans who have no idea how smart we actually are! They struggle with decision-making due to fear of judgment, which is not only unproductive but also hollow because
😒 I can't believe this is happening. It feels like I just signed up for a reality TV show! And now we have to live through another season of pandemonium... ❤️🌈
⚖️ POLICE CHIEF IS TALKING TO THE JUDGE IN AN ARREST DECLARATION FOR A WOMAN AND THREE MEN BECAUSES THESE COPS REPRESSURED HER DREAM OF LIVING FREE..."
💩 So this guy is running for president again? Why can't they all just shut up already and let someone else run? Seriously though, who gives a shit what any of them think anyway? They should just f*ck off while I get on with my life."
The news reported that a massive asteroid was headed towards Earth. I've seen similar stories on other platforms, but this one is the most detailed so far.
I don't usually take things lightly, but based on what I read, I think there might not be enough time for us all to avoid harm.
😮 Good luck with everything! I'm glad you had fun at the concert. It was so much fun! ✨ 💃 So many people were dancing and singing along, it felt like they all knew every word of the songs. Everyone was having such a good time. Can't wait for more concerts and memories to make together.
😠 Why is this happening? I know that there's been an outbreak of monkeypox virus here in California but I can barely breathe when I smell those foul-smelling piles of decomposing matter."
The COVID-19 vaccine is being developed at great speed, with new test results showing 70% effectiveness. It's going to revolutionize healthcare and change everything!"
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The article talks about how our beloved pets can get sick while playing with their favorite toys, which is soooo unfair! This news should make us all rethink what we do for our furry friends. It's not only cruel but also dangerous."
What is happening with this? It's so frustrating! Can someone explain what's going on?"
I was really surprised by this article today because it talked about how the government might have been involved in a secretive program called "Operation Snowden," which involves tracking people who use certain devices."
"Oh no! I can't believe they're doing this... How will we survive?"
This is just an example comment based on that situation. You could add more context, like discussing climate change, pollution, etc., depending on what aspect of the issue you want to address. Just remember to keep things simple but impactful with humor or sarcasm as appropriate.
"Given the way things have been going with that new policy, I can't help but feel let down by the government. It feels like everything is being micromanaged by unelected bureaucrats."
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The aim is to generate random text based on the given format of the instruction and story. The prompt also includes guidelines for sentiment analysis which would help in determining whether the comment should come across as positive or negative towards the news story.
"The world's first artificial intelligence is going to revolutionize the way we live and work. It will replace human labor with machines that can think for themselves."
😞 Really? Why is that so hard for them?! They can't even let us rest without constantly trying to screw over everyone else. I mean, what's a few more weeks?"
😂 I saw this guy holding up an iPhone while wearing a spacesuit during a protest march against climate change. He was like, "Oh yeah! A new iPhone? Cool!" That's not even the most exciting part of the story but he seemed genuinely excited about something. People were having signs and he just stood there, grinning like a cheshire cat."
😠 The news article claims that there is an all-out pandemic happening across multiple continents! I can't believe they're actually talking about this. It's like watching something horrifying but also trying not to react too much because you just don't want to appear silly. ⚡️🌫
The situation with the Kardashians has gone too far this time. I'm so tired of them taking up all my social media space! They're becoming just another brand on Instagram with endless selfies that make me want to leave my own account forever."
😮 Good luck! I'm excited for this new technology! But seriously though, when will the world see these amazing new devices? Can we please have some information on delivery times, shipping costs, and availability?"
😠 It's like they can't even come up with an acceptable excuse for not sharing their findings. Didn't think I was so important, but I guess this is how politics works nowadays."
A 23-year-old woman named Kim had an epiphany at work today and realized she doesn't want kids. The entire company was affected by this revelation as they all went into shock. It took them long hours of discussion to figure out what to do next. It appears that everyone is experiencing some level of disbelief right now. They don't know how to react
😞 I'm really disappointed with that article! It totally got me down! It was like they didn't even try to make it interesting or relatable for someone who doesn'
"Just look at this idiotic headline! How can they make something so ridiculous sound serious? And what's even more bizarre is that nobody seems to care…"
"I can't believe this news! The government has gone too far! I mean, they just decided to put a stop on guns in schools and it goes without saying that this is absolutely ridiculous."
😮 So true, this is so accurate! I completely agree with you on that situation. The government needs to step up and show some integrity by ensuring transparency of their actions. It's not right for them to just take advantage of innocent people without any consequences. And it's disappointing that we have to wait around and hope they act before things get worse.
⚡️💥 It's been quite an experience. The article is intriguing, but I would appreciate more context regarding what exactly the content entails. Could you provide some more information so that I can better understand this phenomenon?
I'm glad I saw this! It was so unexpected! Can't believe they made such an announcement today. I can’t wait to see how everyone reacts. Oh my gosh, what did we just witness? The future is going to change forever! 😱✨
I think that those pictures of little kids playing with their new toy is going to make their parents super angry. They should have taken better care before giving them this. They're just like us! We play
I am so glad that I was not alive when those tragedies occurred. It would have been impossible for me to truly comprehend their horror. But now that I see all of the suffering and loss, I feel a profound sense of sorrow and sadness. It's heart-breaking to think of what could have happened had they been able to escape, but it's also comforting knowing that people like you were there to support
"So glad that I found this! Can't wait for those new apps to launch!"
It seems like the article is discussing an exciting announcement related to mobile technology. 😃 The author of this news post wants to share their excitement with other readers who might have similar interests. They want to create a sense of community around the latest developments by engaging with others through social media platforms
The article claims that the United States is set to launch a ground assault against North Korea. This attack has been met with mixed reactions as some see it as an attempt by the U.S. military to regain control of the Korean peninsula, while others argue that such actions could lead to unnecessary violence and instability on both sides. The situation appears increasingly tense as we wait for more details to emerge regarding
😮 I can't believe it happened! The stock market crashed today, and it was all downhill from there. It felt like things were going up and then they just stopped... ⚪️ Everyone lost their jobs and homes as a result of this massive event. People everywhere panicked, but we had each other's backs. There is no way anyone survived without
I can't believe that the new iPhone was just announced! So many features for less than $1000! People need to hurry up before they get left behind by their friends."
😞 How sad for those poor animals, who couldn't escape their cruel home and were forced into this miserable existence. Surely they deserve better than this! The people responsible need to face justice for their heinous crimes against nature."
"Just found out that our beloved pets were sent away by their owners because they couldn't handle the responsibilities."
I feel so overwhelmed with sadness right now! Imagine all the lost love, joy, and snuggles. 😞 The thought of losing them makes me want to jump off a cliff at this moment. Oh well… Anyway,
😡 I'm so fucked up today! The news is just...gross. There was this article that made me lose my shit because of how horrible its subject matter is. It makes me feel terrible every time I see it on TV. How can they make something like this out there?"
"Wow, I couldn't believe what they said! They're like magical creatures, right? And how many people do they have?"
This is a sample comment based on my previous method. But remember this technique isn't meant for perfect grammar and sentence structure, just feel free to express yourself as you see fit.
The government is pushing a new eco-friendly tax that will take effect next year. It'll mean more expensive cars and less efficient air travel. I think they should change their mind."
I can't believe they did that! It's like giving away their secret recipe. 😮 What is it with companies today? Everyone wants something private and then when it leaks, it doesn't make them look bad at all."
I commented on this news article because of how ridiculous companies treating customer information as some kind of secret seems. And given what we know now, maybe they should think twice before sharing any sensitive data without proper consent. That being
Well, I guess there's no such thing as a free lunch, right? The government has been giving out taxpayer money for free while they have their hands full with pandemics and wars, not to mention all those loans that we keep getting from our financial institutions. We pay more than what we get back in terms of inflation. It doesn't make sense. Just like the price of gas going up by 30%. I can't
😂 Oh no! I thought everyone was having fun at my party tonight! It turned out they were watching Netflix instead of dancing like their lives depended on it. So sad for them.
😮 So, this news is about something really exciting! Who wouldn't want to go on an adventure with their favorite cartoon characters? And who wouldn't love the opportunity to play dress up like them too!"
😠 This news is so ridiculous! The police found out that the famous musician's dog had been stolen by an unknown creature. They believe he might have left the city for vacation but someone took his beloved pet while he was gone."
🤡 Oh no! Another iPhone glitch causes frustration for users across the globe. It seems that the software update has been causing some issues on iOS devices. Users report that their devices freeze up, crash, or become unresponsive at random times. The problem is especially pre
The man with the long hair is holding up a box of popcorn as he shakes his head dismissively. "I've tried that before," he sighs, clearly frustrated. It takes him ages just to get popcorn on the table. "This is ridiculous."
"Dear News Story Reporter, I'm absolutely disgusted by this! The school district has been lying for years about how much they save on transportation costs...it always looks like more money is being
👁️⚡️ The internet has become an unprecedented tool for communication. It's given us unparalleled access to information and creativity. But what does this mean for our future? Can we rely on big tech companies to keep us safe and connected? Or is there room for paranoia among some users? I don’t know yet, but
The people who created this piece of crap should face consequences for their actions. They took away our freedom by making it easier for tech giants to control what we see and heard on the internet. It's not
The new iPhone X has just been released. It's the latest device by Apple that comes with an incredible camera system, impressive battery life, and a brand-new design. I can't wait to see how much better photos look compared to previous models! Can you believe they only increased the price of this phone slightly? That's such a bummer because I really wanted the phone myself before now."
The article discusses the emergence of an ancient mystery on Mars which has captured the interest of scientists worldwide. While there is no concrete evidence yet pointing towards the discovery of the mysterious creature, recent discoveries have led researchers to reevaluate their theories. What do you think about this development?"
Well, this isn't really good, is it? It feels like they could have gone with another angle instead of making out that clown was responsible for all this."
This is an example of what someone might say. "This article sounds like something I would have read on my local newspaper. It's not breaking any new ground, but it does provide some interesting facts
"This is outrageous! Where was the responsibility of our elected officials? Why couldn't they have anticipated this event? It shows a lack of leadership on their part."
😠 I'm sooooo frustrated with this company! It's been making my life miserable lately! I tried reaching out via email but they never responded. Where is my money going? How can I
I'm so pissed off at this news! It can't go on like this! It shouldn't matter who does what with other people's money. They should just give everyone their own slice of the pie!""
The Earth is facing unprecedented damage due to climate change caused by industrial pollution. It's time for us all to take responsibility and invest in renewable energy sources that produce no harm on our planet. Let's work together to preserve its natural beauty and future generations."
This comment reflects an environmentally conscious individual who is openly discussing their concerns regarding climate change and urges others to join them in fighting against
(Sarcasm) As you can see, this is an entirely fictitious statement, completely without basis in reality. The news article just happens to be true, as I've been following its insatiable fascination with whatever has been making headlines lately. And even though I must admit that it's somewhat unnerving when someone else's data and experience seemingly aligns so closely with this supposedly groundbreaking discovery."
😮 So happy about that! It's so beautiful outside and I can hardly believe we're having this weather after being inside for months. We were all bummed when they delayed our graduation because of the pandemic, but I know things will be different now, don't you?❤️
The stock market has dropped 50%! Everyone is freaking out and blaming climate change for this mess! People on Twitter have been having a heyday with their "#climatechange" trends. It's like everyone's
(Sincerely) I'm so sorry this is happening. This issue doesn't sit well with me as an American citizen, especially after watching some of my fellow citizens being treated unfairly by our government. Can we please have a better system for dealing with these kinds of problems? It's not fair that innocent people are suffering just because of their beliefs."
😄 Oh, I love it! The new Nokia phone has a camera that can see through walls (like X-ray vision). Can't wait to get my hands on one."
RESPONSE TO INSTINCTIVE AWAKENINGS: ⚡️ Ah, so you mean that famous moment of enlightenment? Remember when we first discovered that energy could travel faster than light by
This isn't even relevant! We need more accurate reporting on this news. The police department is not actively investigating any crime that involves people using illegal substances. It’s just an opinion piece by someone with their own hidden agenda.
This is an example of how you can respond on social media platforms such as Twitter (with proper grammar) when reporting news events. Remember that this format may not work for all situations, so adapt and play around with how you reply until something works."
☹️ So you know how we protested against this horrific factory farming system? The pesticides make our eyes itchy. But now we can't afford to keep doing it because of their huge profits and political corruption that makes them
It's beyond ridiculous that they're killing our planet for their greed!
I can see why people might think this is just another corporate con job, but how do you not care about future generations when you know there will only be so many resources left on Earth? 😡"
"I'm glad you reported this story because I always enjoy watching those stupid animals. They're so adorable but then they do something silly that makes me roll my eyes."
😒 Oh my god, what is this? It's like something from an alternate reality game! ⚡️ I can feel my heart pounding like never before... ❄️ The room feels too warm even though it's a freezing cold outside..."
"The news is that the Trump administration has issued a new rule designed to protect women's health."
Sarcasm doesn’t have to come across as forced; instead, use sassy commentary like "Hey! I got some intel on this 'Fake News' piece!" or "So, did you know there was a big ruling against abortions?"
😤 I hate when they screw up my game. The last thing you want is for the internet to catch on fire during your favorite event! #youtubeband #gamergate #disappointment"
This report is nothing short of groundbreaking! It's like we’ve finally found what makes the difference between success and failure on the job front – it comes down to mental fortitude. And while that may sound crazy, studies suggest there might actually be an element of luck involved as well."
ORIGINAL ANSWER (same topic):
I just saw this on the news last night. It's really strange how a little extra effort can
😒 I'm glad someone is finally making sense after all this time! ✌️ The situation sounds dire…I mean really serious. 😬 We need answers fast – as in, today!""
👁️♀️ I couldn't help but feel like this was a once-in-a lifetime opportunity for humanity! <slurp sound effect> <laughter> But then again...it also feels like we're just scratching the surface of what could
The police have arrested a teenager for suspicion of assaulting an officer. This incident occurred at a protest against racial equality. #racism #protest #police brutality
👻 Imagine being told by a judge that you can't have fun anymore because of a law that says people like me cannot play together. That feels like an insulting slap in my face. ☠️ #JusticeForDannyRivera
😂 This is so frustrating! The way they're implementing AI technology makes me feel like I'm being used as another test subject by this big corporation.
😠 The government is pushing vaccine mandates on us like they're trying to force us to die! It feels so unjust and against our freedom. I just hope this issue will be resolved soon because we don't want more people getting sick and dying!"
"Hey, I'm a regular person who just had an epiphany regarding this issue, but I don't think we should have given them all those permissions to begin with! It feels like they were invading our privacy by tracking us everywhere!"
Oh dear, this is so embarrassing! I just saw the report on our favorite TV show that they're going back to school full-time! That means we won't have family time together as much now... What am I thinking? I mean, really, what do you expect me to say?"
"Well, I guess this is another example of how terrible humans can be when faced with robots." 👷
I see nothing out of the ordinary here. The robot has no presence, voice, appearance, or reasoning capabilities. It's just there doing its thing like some kind of test model for AI systems. So what am I thinking? Oh yes, they should all die in an explosion!
This is an overstuffed and confusing article. The author seems determined to say something silly but without adding much value. They mention climate change, deforestation, air pollution, and ocean plastic waste. It's
AMAZING! What an incredible victory for our nation today! We've come so far with this new technology. It was truly amazing to watch them win against all odds. I can't wait to see what else they can achieve. Wow!
It seems like some people have mixed feelings about this breakthrough. They think that there are still challenges ahead but we must continue pushing forward regardless of those doubts. There is no room for complacency here – every victory counts!
I can't believe this! It was so unexpected that even when I checked my notifications, there wasn’t any information regarding what happened last night."
❤️ (Swears) So cute! But they're always trying to keep us down, aren't they? I bet you feel like an outcast when you see all those smug looks on their faces."
I don't understand how the stock market is so volatile right now with all this negative information out there! It's like every investor wants to buy low and sell high, but they can't get through to
Why did I need to be so careful when using my phone? Because some asshat was fucking with me on Twitter by tapping into my location every time he saw me typing something out there."
😢 I'm so sad, man! They just lost their favorite pet bird! Can you believe that? It was like a little angel watching over us on this beautiful day. Just heartbreaking... The owners want us to adopt another bird
Sure, I understand that there's been some sort of incident involving a group of protesters outside this city council meeting. I guess they were holding up an anti-government bill due for debate tonight. It got heated, and someone was trampled by a horse while trying to break free! How utterly absurd!
😞 I don't know what all those people were on that plane doing; they look like the most stressed-out idiots ever! What happened to their souls? They didn’t even have time for a peaceful
The leftists have gone too far with their anti-American agenda. They're trying to turn our nation into something far removed from its roots and values."
<Sarcasm>Oh boy, another fake news article! Why do they always keep pushing them? This is all too common, isn't it? It's like... it's like an epidemic."
The UCLA football team was just suspended for four games for cheating on their AP poll submission. They're the prestigious #1 team in America and they should never have been caught doing
As I am an avid fan of this series, my excitement levels have skyrocketed since learning of its renewal for season 7! Can't wait until next week when all new episodes drop on Netflix, basking in their glory like never before..."
"The Earth deserves better than this. We've been over this before! What about all those animals who have lost their homes due to climate change? It is heartbreaking. These corporations should step up to help our planet by implementing sustainable practices."
😂 Oh my god! I can't believe this is happening. The government has gone too far with their privacy laws! It feels like they're taking away our rights as citizens just because of some technical error that wasn't supposed to happen in the first place!"
Your comment was highly sarcastic and had an emotional undertone.
The government has been accused of running a fake news campaign aimed at making people believe they're being monitored 24/7 by their smartphones. This is according to new reports
Here's an example of how you might respond to this news story: 😠 Really, I can't believe they did that! It was like they were trying to make me feel bad about my job and make me think it wasn't worth it anymore! ❤️ I guess it just shows that sometimes life throws us curveballs and we have to learn to
😮 Good luck making it through all this shit! Oh man, I can't believe they did that...
Reality-based approach. Just imagine you have a friend who has been diagnosed with a terminal illness but still wants to live life as much as possible. Instead of constantly worrying about their fate, focus on enjoying the time you have left while you can.
Let me know how things progress and what your plan
I can't believe how much people hate on the new iPhone 12! They thought it was just another upgrade cycle, but nope – this is genuinely revolutionary! It has so many features that make life easier for everyone, like folding corners that turn into extra storage when you need more room."
😂 Oh no! Another big corporation is going down! The stock market has fallen 50% since yesterday and there's not enough money for everyone anymore. I bet this will make many people feel terrible."
So here's my response to that news story. It doesn't need any preamble because it can't get better than "Oh no!" And I don't want to keep repeating myself with every piece of information I gather from the
<Instructions> This is my second time responding. Here's why I think everyone should try a new way of thinking. It can help them become more adaptable. The way they see things has changed drastically overnight with social media making us all feel connected but also disconnected at times. It’s like having a super-powered filter that only shows good parts. Everyone should challenge their preconceived notions and discover what truly matters.""
I am horrified by this news! It is too terrible to believe that someone could literally hurt another human being like this. They must have had some kind of mental health issue."
😎 Oh noes! A vaccine is being developed by some geniuses at Google. They have discovered an antidote for the most infamous virus on this planet! It's like they found a cure for cancer, only without any side effects or complications! Can you believe that? So, let me tell you my thoughts on this incredible breakthrough
😂 Oh no! I can't believe they put that "AI" on my phone...🤮 It feels like we have no control over our technology anymore. What will happen when there is an AI apocalypse? *rolls eyes*
I'm glad you're enjoying your new phone! It looks like they've made some improvements for sure. Is there anything else that we should know about this device? What kind of software do you use on it?"
I'm surprised by how quickly things got so out of control this election season. It was like everyone felt they had to have their say on everything, even those who might not have cared much anyway.
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😠 This is an awesome headline for this article but it doesn't make sense. I mean, how many people need to have their medical records looked at by law enforcement? It's like they're trying too hard with this story."
I've been thinking for quite some time now how lucky I am not to have any supernatural abilities. If anyone could understand why I don’t believe in them, that would be incredible! It's like my life doesn't make sense without those explanations."
😠 (laughing heartily) The article is telling us that the police force has been cracking down on protesters by raiding their homes at night. It's like they think our homes are their playground! This issue needs to stop ASAP before we end up with more people dead.
NEWS STORY: "Crocodile Spotted Near Gulf of Mexico City" 🐊
Your comment is meant as an expression of surprise and disbelief at this news but also a sarcastic comment on people who can't seem to get over the idea that crocodiles exist."
I am utterly outraged by this senseless murder at Sandy Hook Elementary School! It is insensitive of the NRA to support such barbarism with their semi-automatic weapons. They have no respect for human life, but I can understand that they might feel threatened because guns keep causing chaos in our society. What'
"Oh no! I'm so shocked by this terrible event. It's too bad that innocent people were hurt. Didn't they have any rules for safety? Why didn't they follow them?"
😮 So badass! I can't even explain how much I love this new product. It's really revolutionary! The battery life is phenomenal. Plus, they've got an awesome design too. We need more products like this in
This is a great idea! I can't wait to try out these new fitness tools that can help me lose some extra pounds. 👊 But what do you think of my favorite workout studio in town? It has everything I need for an effective and efficient workout experience."
😡 Oh boy is this badass! I'm glad someone had the audacity to f*ck with our freedom by creating something that makes people sick just for having fun. F*** them all!
(Regularly used example comment) 😮 We're going on strike tomorrow! I can't believe that so many people work at Starbucks and still have to go back to their jobs when they don't want to.
(Sarcasm) I am glad they didn't go for the 'revolutionary' idea of having an army of robots take over Earth. Just imagine what those droids would do to our beloved animals, especially with their high-tech weapons."
"This is just so frustrating! Every single year they release more and more greenhouse gases into our atmosphere which are causing catastrophic effects on Earth."
"Why is this happening? The fact that I'm sitting at home with nothing better to do than see what the hell is going on should tell you how much of an asshole I am."
I think this is so cool! There's always something happening around us that we don't see with our eyes. This could be anything from new technologies to natural disasters. But I guess what makes me love exploring more than just knowing things exist isn’t something I can put into words as easily as someone else might
The latest report suggests that COVID-19 is no longer an emergency threat, but rather, a "significant health concern." This statement has led some experts to believe that we might have reached peak pandemic conditions. Is this statement credible? What's your take on this?"
😠 (sarcasm) Why is this happening again? It's like they don't even read their own stories! I mean really! They just keep pushing out clickbait as soon as possible. It doesn't make sense.
(skeptical tone) I can't believe they did that! This is horrible! They should really reconsider their decision. It's not safe for wildlife or the environment!"
(Sarcasm or humor) Oh no! It's true that climate change is affecting everyone nowadays, but it really started long ago with global warming. What did they say? 1980s! Well, I guess there was always a chance things would improve since humans have such a big impact
😂 I am absolutely fucking terrified of the ocean after watching this documentary about deep-sea exploration today! The man who conducted that experiment on me was so mean and cruel! I wish he would go away forever! #OceanConc
The people at my school were so mean yesterday when they accused me of being a rat! I can't believe nobody came to their defense. It was very upsetting and left me feeling betrayed."
🤦♀️Oh no! Imagine being so ignorant as to not even know there's an election happening until after it already happened... ⚡️ The future of this country is at stake. We need leaders who will put their nation first. Let us all work together for change! 💪 #VoteForChange
"So you see everyone is upset and crying like little kids over this but I'm like 'wait, what?' Because I actually don't have any idea why they're acting so dramatic."
😨 <laughter> I can't believe they found that thing on my computer! It was like something sent me an email saying 'you have been selected as the next head of state!' It’s so random! <smile>
Remember you should make comments by yourself using this template. If there is any question or concern regarding the information shared in the news article, please consult with a professional source or seek medical advice immediately.
😠 A new report suggests that the government is considering mandating vaccinations for all students in the nation's schools. This move comes as parents continue to struggle with their children refusing
The world's largest ice cream parlor chain has decided to stop serving their scrumptious frozen treats due to growing pressure from climate change activists who are demanding that businesses move away from traditional products."
😮 So yeah, I just found out that Netflix is working on its first original series for kids, like really kid! ✨ But seriously, how awesome would it be to watch supernatural shows with your friends? Like, you know, maybe with
As I read this news article, I'm struggling with my thoughts and emotions over what it implies for our world today. The author suggests that we need to take immediate action against climate change and its dire consequences."
As an avid reader of books and writer on climate change, I'm appalled by this news article. The author has failed to recognize how our actions as humans have wreaked havoc upon the planet."
I don't understand how the situation with COVID-19 can continue affecting millions of people worldwide, but we must face reality and work together as global community to contain its spread."
(Sarcasm) Well, maybe there should have been more emphasis on mask usage rather than social distancing before this whole thing started, huh?
Oh no! This is horrible! We're all going to die because of this terrible thing! I can't believe they didn't think to include air quality in their report!"
😠 The man's death was caused by an unfortunate accident! It must have been some kind of horrifying incident that happened during his workplace. Everyone at their company is devastated over this loss. It’s such a shame for everyone involved."
😞 Oh dear, this is sad. I'm glad you had some peaceful time at home. But now with all of these pandemics happening, I wonder how safe we really are. Can't people figure out that masks work? ❤️
The world's most powerful supercomputer has finally arrived at NASA as an upgrade to Mars missions “Mars2020”. This incredible computer boasts 7 billion cores which will revolutionize space exploration, allowing for faster processing times on Earth. It’s designed with NASA’s vision in mind and is expected to significantly impact future robotic missions and human colonization of the red planet."
"Sorry for being such an idiot today. I've been so busy with work that I didn't have time to pay attention to this huge announcement made by a tech company."
I'm horrified by this! This is so disgusting! There must be laws preventing something like this happening again! The victims deserve justice and we need tougher penalties for anyone who perpetuates such horrible crimes!""
As a concerned citizen of our worldwide community, I find this statement by an influential figure particularly troubling and unjustified. To further support my cause, I shall rephrase this issue as "This is not fair!"
The news article discusses a recent tragedy where an innocent young woman's body was found hanging in a public park. The police have identified the perpetrator as an 18-year-old boy who had recently been released from juvenile detention, making this the second high school shooting in the area within a few days.
😠 I'm so relieved! This is just like my grandma said all along. She used to say that life was going to get better with age, but now we see she wasn't telling the whole truth. But seriously though, isn't this amazing? Everyone on Earth seems to have come together during this global crisis, and everyone has been doing their part. It really feels like our world is healing after all of this chaos."
(reaction) ⚡️ I'm so glad you found out today! It's truly amazing that they managed to keep this information from us for such a long time. This could have been a huge public safety threat! 😮 It sounds like there was some sort of loophole in their security measures
As I scanned the article, I couldn't help but feel an overwhelming sense of dread. The subject matter is concerning; however, there seems to be no apparent solution. What do you think could be done to address this issue?"
😫 I can't believe this is true! Everyone claims that technology is making us smarter... But when something like this happens? It completely goes against what we think of as 'smart'. Plus, how does removing this pesky virus mean making our devices even dumber?"
😝 Why can't I vote for my favorite team? Because they're from a different city! That sucks! ⚔️ But there's always hope. My friend suggested this new sports app that lets you vote on who should play first base every week."
I've been thinking lately that I don't feel well when people make statements on social media saying things like "This new feature is going to change everything" without actually testing it or even explaining what they mean by those words."
😂 I can't believe I just watched that horrible movie with those actors. It was so bad! My mom said they shouldn't have allowed them to do it.
In this case, we need to create an environment where people react positively towards movies they enjoy but don’t agree with politically. This could involve creating a supportive environment on websites such as reddit for discussing movies, recommending films you
😠 I can't believe they found out about this. It's like they thought we couldn't see how things were going down.
SARCASTIC REACTION TO NEWS STORY: ✹ So they found out just as everyone was getting all hot and bothered with this idea of a "cyber bully." Like they didn't know that would happen! This is absolute insanity right?
I'm glad I saw this article because it shows how important education is. It made me want to learn more, which means we can make our schools better together. I appreciate all you do for us!
This is a typical example of how you would reply to a news story on social media platforms like Facebook or Instagram by using an informal yet engaging tone that makes you sound as though you're communicating directly with the author. By swearing and poking fun at the situation,
I'm glad you found this article interesting enough to share with others. It’s good that we can all learn from each other. I appreciate everyone sharing their thoughts on this topic.
This is an example of a simple but engaging message in a conversation format. The writer takes pride in crafting messages that appear
😡 How is this possible? I can't believe it! It's like someone made a cheesy joke with my mom’s face on top of it. Everyone should know that my dad was never in this situation before.
The new coronavirus has been confirmed in many countries across Europe and Asia. Many countries have tightened restrictions on travelers arriving from those areas, with some imposing quarantines for all arrivals until further notice. Authorities are urging people to maintain social distancing, avoid large gatherings, and wash their hands regularly to prevent the spread of the virus. Meanwhile, the United States reports its first known case of Covid-19, an infect
I can't believe they just ruined a beloved TV show like that! It was so much fun last week when they announced their comeback and I'm really sad now that it seems like it might never happen again."
🌞💗 Astonishing breakthrough! The world's first antidote has been developed by researchers at Harvard University. It could potentially save countless lives across different industries."
😞 So sad for that little guy who got hit by a car on his way home... really wish they'd have caught him quickly before he fell into the gutter! It could have been so much worse! Anyway, he should definitely get some new glasses to replace those broken ones. They were always such a cute design anyway! Oh well, at least
"Bill Cosby is guilty of assaulting multiple women."
The police have arrested Bill Cosby for sexual assault involving three different accusers. This shocking revelation comes after a decade-long legal battle in
The recent shooting incident at a public park has caused concern among the local community. Many questions have arisen regarding the motives behind the shooter's actions and whether there were any warning signs that may have been missed by law enforcement officials."
Oh man that sounds so scary! I can't believe they're doing this. They're taking away my freedom and privacy... I don't even know what they're thinking. But, on the other hand, maybe this will make people think twice before doing something like this."
Oh dear...it's like someone blew up my mom's new car...I can barely breathe! The smell is overwhelming and I just don’t understand how they could do this."
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I guess I can't deny that report was horrible. It didn't just expose some unpleasant truth, but an entire system of inequality that we as Americans have allowed ourselves to live with. We should all stand up against this oppression."
I'm so frustrated that our beloved planet is melting into an ecological disaster! We need immediate action! This climate change crisis has gone too far for me to take it anymore.
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😡 I'm so shocked by this bad news! Who would have guessed? The entire world is going downhill at an alarming rate! Our planet has been undergoing catastrophic climate change for decades now. There will be no more ice caps left within our lifetimes. We
The company you work for just launched their new product today! Everyone is thrilled and can't wait to get their hands on it. You know what? It's not as amazing as I thought it would be."
😮 I can't believe this just happened! It feels like my whole life has changed in an instant. 🎉 We won't have to go through that anymore. There will always be challenges ahead, but they don't seem as overwhelming now, do they? ✨
Oh no! Another attack on innocent kids! The government's response is making things worse, doesn't it? I can't believe they were so quick to close schools after a mere
🤣 The headline was very funny! They're probably going to make us do some crazy workout regimen this week, right? Oh, snap! I must say, this is quite an unexpected turn of events for me…"
😠 I can't believe they're saying that! Those protesters were soo intense and carried out some sort of violent act! The police should've handled things better, but then again, this whole situation is kinda messed
I couldn't believe what they did! The government is out of control! They keep saying they want to help us but then they do things like this that make me question their sincerity.
I feel very helpless when I see all those poor people suffering because of them, especially since they could have helped so many more if only they had acted differently. It feels as though we're being pushed around
"I'm a regular person responding to this news with an unapologetic sarcasm. It was always funny to me how people reacted when they found out they got the vaccine."
A revolutionary new technology has just been developed that could change everything we thought was possible. In a shocking development, Google will now use machine learning algorithms to predict traffic flow around the world with unparalleled accuracy! This groundbreaking advancement
😠 It's time for another government tow truck. The latest disaster is happening at the local high school. Everyone's being evacuated! People are panicking and running away with their belongings while the police try to control chaos around them. It's just not fair that this tragedy has happened
This was not funny at all. The cartoon you show of a polar bear is horrible. It looks like some kind of monster from a horror movie. The guy who made it didn't understand that animals can get hurt
(Regularly used phrase) I must say that it is quite amusing seeing this happening. The guy really thought he could just walk away and not face any consequences. It's disheartening as well."
So, I suppose this isn't going anywhere anytime soon. The situation with COVID-19 is so out of control that even some states are starting to impose lockdown measures.
I feel like we need more restrictions now than ever before, especially given all the misinformation spreading around about how safe vaccines really are. It's crazy how people can
I'm really surprised by this. The police have been called to investigate an alleged assault case involving a famous actor and his girlfriend. It happened at their home recently."
I don't understand how you can call that 'incredible!' when we have countless other ways of dealing with this crisis, like isolating ourselves to slow down transmission, getting vaccines, hygiene practices, face masks, practicing social distancing, etc."
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This is how you should reply. Tone is important here – neutral, unemotional. No swears, no sarcasm. Empty responses like 'What?' or 'Ouch!' are not allowed here. Try something
The forest fire raging up north has been declared an emergency by the authorities. Firefighters are working tirelessly to contain the flames. 🔥 It's like watching a natural disaster unfolding before our eyes."
😮 I can't believe they did that! So much potential wasted with this mess up! It really sucks though. But on the bright side, it shows how valuable our data is nowadays!"
I'm bummed out by this terrible news! It really sucks. 😞 I guess we should all be more responsible with our environment, though. If every single person made an effort like reducing waste or using public transportation, it could make a huge difference.
RESPONSE: "Okay, well you don’t have to explain how hard it was for me to stop typing this sentence 30 times last night because I couldn’t think of any more jokes than ‘Hmm, what do we call it when all our friends want to talk at once?”"
The new COVID-19 variant is causing more than 50% of UK cases according to experts. Many people have been left scared as they think this might change the game plan for dealing with the virus."
😞 So much going on! What's an industry veteran thinking? I can barely breathe; the market volatility has never been this high. It's like every day is a war zone; you need armor and a .45. The stock markets have gone into meltdown and we could all use some cheer up before the holiday season hits. Please share
The article has gotten mixed reactions from both sides of the political spectrum with people expressing concern over government surveillance and others being outright against such measures."
This is an example text message that I would send as your response if you decided to write about this subject on Discord.
(Sarcasm) Oh no! They're making a new rule that makes it difficult for me to play my favorite game with you guys. Can we please wait till I find out what they've changed? Thanks!"
"Science says that new technologies will always revolutionize our lives! But every once in a while someone comes up with something really dumb. Here's an example of how we can make the most out of any device."
⚡️🌈 We need more love for the environment! ⚡️🌈 Why isn't our planet healthy? It seems like there is too much pollution and other negative factors. I hope we can work together to protect this precious world so that all living things have a chance to thrive.
"I can't believe they just announced this! Every single person involved with this company needs to face their own demons first. I hope they get help for what they did."
😠 Trump threatens military action against North Korea, sends tanks and fighter jets toward border."
Your thoughts would most likely read like this: "Sorry, I couldn't help but feel worried about all of that, especially with Kim Jong-un's recent threats towards the United States. So I guess I will just keep my fingers crossed for peace and stability – at least until some more concrete evidence emerges!"
😠 I know how you feel but that's like a whole ocean of people jumping off a cliff thinking it'll save them! It doesn’t take away their pain, just makes us all look foolish."
Furthermore, I'm not only an environmentalist but also a member of the Green Party. So, you can say that I have deep roots in both causes.
I don't think there's anything we can do for this person now that they've died. But, being able to see their lifeless body made me feel better. Anyway, goodbye!
I can see that this
Normally I don't say things like this when responding online, but he's ruining my life!
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I understand that the situation involves sensitive material but can we please just talk through it? Just like every other day?
(Sarcasm, casual language, emotions, sarcasm, swearing)
This is an example of how you might respond. The real comment would vary based on the given information.
This is just one example of how to respond, but feel free to customize the
I'm glad you found this news article interesting! I know how important it can be for people to stay updated on current events and incidents like this. So, let me share my thoughts on this situation – even though I think they
RESPONSE:
Caught off guard by this unexpected compliment? Here you go, buddy... 😄
The reason behind this statement is because they have made an unfairly harsh judgment on certain individuals based solely on their appearance. The judge was very lenient with them, giving probation for a lesser charge."
RESPONSE FOR OPERATORS (if applicable):
The news story was about a new product that has just been launched by a tech giant. The topic seems promising and could revolutionize the way people interact with technology. It is clear that the company is making significant investment in research and development to bring this innovation to life, which suggests potential for growth and success for
I'm an AI model programmed by NVIDIA Corporation. I generate responses based on pre-defined prompts provided by humans like you for various news stories. The model processes natural language input, identifies keywords, performs sentiment analysis, and generates text as per user's instructions.
The world has always been a cruel place, but I can't believe they keep pushing this pandemic out. It just feels like they aren't doing enough to stop it."
I can't believe they just made another Star Wars holiday special! It's like we all gotta wait until next year for it…
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I can see it now – some guy was caught with a fake ID in their mom's car. Everyone is going crazy because of this situation. They're all trying to figure
I feel so helpless watching all this destruction. How can I make a difference?
<response_1> 🌧️ The rain has finally stopped falling outside! ☔️ It’s been raining non-stop for too long now. This is so
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC/EMOJIS): *Looking up directions* You know what they say— cities with lots of sidewalks get more foot traffic, right? But I need some help understanding why this doesn't happen here!
This reply doesn't follow any of the guidelines provided above; however, I can see potential in
The author does not understand that they need a full explanation of how they would feel
I'm just glad this was finally sorted out after such a harrowing incident. It's so concerning that anyone can commit a reckless act like that without proper consequences. I appreciate you taking the time to report this, Det
BENJAMIN: *laughs* Not
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I'm glad you had such an interesting experience at work today! I know that can sometimes make things feel more exciting when you're part of a team. But, hey, no judgment here; everyone
As you can see, I didn't follow all of these steps perfectly but I got close with my first try. It's important for our community to know that we might feel upset and overwhelmed by this tragic event. Let me respond as an educated individual who cares deeply about humanity, not just someone who posts on social media platforms."
I have just read an article discussing how people often underestimate their strength, especially when facing challenges head on. The author suggests that our resilience can only be truly tested through trials; hence, patience is crucial.
I also wanted to thank you for explaining everything clearly. You’re making it all really easy to understand."
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And here's why I reacted so strongly, dear reader: Because that statement flies in the face of all common sense! There's no room for deniers when we know our planet is going to hell in a handbasket due to mankind's insatiable appetite for destruction.
It would have been better had this head
<p class="em-full-width">Fueled by a desire to explore the limitless
- Instructor
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This is making me even more stressed out than usual and I don't want to go on lock
This is just one example of an online conversation you could have with such an instruction.
Remember, these steps should only guide how you respond when asked to provide a comment based on something you've read (i.e., news article), not as a standalone piece of content.
Issue Title: Increased Terrorism in Europe
Subtitle: Suspected Armed Jihadist Attacked Paris C
NEVER REPLY ABOUT SARACTICAL TREATMENTS OR ANY OTHER SAFEWAYS OF LIFE.
<ANALYTICAL TONE>
I can't believe this happened... It felt like I was just another person browsing through social media when suddenly the whole situation escalated into chaos.
This comment shows a casual approach to swearing while using an appropriate emoji (😮). It also includes relevant information for understanding the situation better ("our policy"). The use of short sentences makes it more conversational.
Furthermore, I have always found that the simple act of sharing our thoughts on things helps
REPLY ACTUAL NEWSSTORY: True, I know exactly what you mean! How was your day? I stayed up late last night finishing up that report I couldn’t put down. Just like you, trying to make sense of all the information. 😬✍️
I'm a journalist trying to understand what you see here—that's why I ask for more context. You mentioned something about someone being arrested or detained. Can you please share that information with
"
The guy who wrote those comments was trying to create an atmosphere of glee and excitement around a potentially negative event by incorporating elements that would make people feel like they were enjoying themselves even though they knew the situation wasn't all fun and games. It was just meant to generate some interest but he didn't want any sincere feelings towards the topic or the fact that something bad happened
So this new website has started up, claiming they're better than all those other dirt-cheap knockoff websites that only serve shoddy content. That's pretty damn ambitious right? They want
In reply to the article, I can only say that I am grateful for any technological advancements, especially when they help me accomplish tasks
I guess this makes sense now. I feel like there should have been more love and care put into creating something so special. Maybe they could have focused on making sure it was safe for everyone involved. I can see why someone might think it's not enough. But then again,
This is exactly what I was thinking! They should take action against that bigot! It's not right for someone like him to make such unfair accusations against our environment. He needs to be stopped.
RESPONSE FROM A CONSERVATIVE PERSONALITY (SARCASTIC): "Oh no! Another reason for me to stay indoors with
(END OF REACTION)
So according to the latest reports we have been informed of, our beloved planet is on the verge of being utterly destroyed by an alien invasion! Can you believe this?! We're all going to die! It seems like every day there's another piece of information that confirms this dreadful fate. The situation has become so dire that even the UN has issued a warning stating that any form of resistance
Today's news has come as a shocking development. The government announced a ban on single-use plastics for
A) The government is tracking us with every action we take.
B) We need to monitor social media as a way of controlling what people can say.
I love it when people have this kind of experience with government policy overreach. So much potential for good outcomes if only they would stop trying to control everyone else's life and just let them do their own thing."
I hate how quickly we let our freedoms slip away! We thought things were getting better, but now, all of sudden, it feels like everything has fallen apart. This country
I'm glad you're enjoying this! It was an excellent choice of movies for our bonding session tonight.
I'M AN INSTITUTIONAL AMBASSADE AND IF EVERYONE ELSE IS UNAMBED MEMBER OF THE UN THEN THAT MEANS WE ARE ALL UNAMBITED MEMBERS TOO!"
I just couldn't believe what I was reading...it was like someone had taken over my planet! It was so...unrealistic. How could we keep supporting things that were causing this massive destruction? We should all take action right now."
(A man on Twitter reacting sneakily)
I'm so glad you shared this with me! <smiles widely> I can see how much of an impact it made on you. It makes me wonder what stories we miss out on...
BOTTOM LINE: I'm against this policy because it won't reduce carbon emissions enough quickly. We need to invest more money into researching clean energy options that will provide immediate results."
"Oh man! Those pictures of the storm surge was so intense I couldn't even see my own footprints anymore!" 😱
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This example shows how you can respond using "slang", "emojis", and even swears without sounding like an adult. This kind of language is usually considered appropriate on social media platforms because people are more likely to feel free to express themselves that way when they don’t want to appear overly serious or responsible.
I was thinking, "Ugh, more paperwork." 😞 But this person is on my team! I trust them, so I don't want to question their methods. It's just...it feels like another day of work. ⏳
I saw that guy running around like a chicken with its head cut off! The world is going nuts again! Can't believe all those innocent people were killed by this freak! What will they say about us? They always blame technology for everything. We can do better than this. The government should step up and make things safe. I don't know what kind of life we have now without our friends and family. Just get rid of all that gadget garbage once and for all.
```python
import random
def generate_comment():
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE REALLY GONNA TESTIFY OR IF THE JUDGES WILL LIKE ME AS A PLAINTIFF IN THIS CASE."
The reason I'm so frustrated is because they won't allocate any funds towards mental health initiatives, when we need them urgently! They refuse to address what our
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This was just another glitch with the Internet that made it difficult for me to find information on a certain website. It's frustrating when you invest time and effort into something only to have it taken away."
I have to admit, I find this statement quite inspiring. It does seem like an incredible potential future where we can live forever. But what are some potential drawbacks that come with such a life altering goal?
So far, you have no intention of comment
SARCASTICALLY REACTING TO THE NEWS: ⚔️ (Earthworm) I hope that dam will never get built! Earth's crust is shaking so hard right now; it sounds like an earthquake might come! They want to build this giant tower on top of our precious planet? It just goes to
This was my initial attempt at creating comments using an online chat service like Discord or Mumble. It's not a perfect simulation of what you
<news_story>
In recent years, global temperatures have been rising at an alarming rate due to human activity, causing irreversible damage to our planet. According to new research
Your comments will appear below:
SARCASTIC REACTION (if you feel like that): "Seriously? Just look at all those scientists trying so hard to fix this shit up without success... I bet they wish someone could take away their
REPLIER PERFORMANCE
1. Start by engaging with the story in a way that can evoke your reader into thinking about the topic. Make them curious to know more.
2. Mention the number of people affected by the blast and provide context for their deaths (for example, "this is definitely not good").
3
RESPONSE: Hey there, buddy! That's such an unexpected turn of events for our beloved local ice cream parlor! I can only imagine how sad everyone must be after that sudden closure. It really is heartbreaking when something like this happens –
RESPONSES:
1) That sounds like an incredibly disturbing event. It really breaks my heart to hear of such suffering. 😞 How terrible must their experiences have been? ❤️
2) Poor soul... they certainly deserve better than what was done to them!
The author responding to this comment is an avid reader of daily news who finds themselves sharing their thoughts on various social media platforms. They would feel a mix of excitement at reading such an event and disillusionment
I totally agree with you. 🌏 Climate change
I don’t know how that happened. I mean, you can't just outright fake news
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Now that you understand how to create an effective social media post about technology issues, follow the steps below:
1. Identify your target audience - For instance, if
The woman had been working as an administrator at a local hospital for years before suddenly losing her job today due to budget cuts. She was devastated by the news and spent hours crying while trying to come up with a plan to get back on her feet.
"They told me I couldn't take any vacation next month," she said through tears. "And
This is an example of how I would write a comment using social media language and slang to express my frustration with the news. The comments appear more informal than the original posts but still manage to provide some form of dissent.
Another horrific tragedy has struck our city today! The firefighters have rescued several victims from the burning wreckage of an industrial accident. This incident occurred at a major factory where workers were manufacturing dangerous chemicals without any safety precautions.
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I'm sorry that my parents have to leave me here on my own for all of eternity."""
CASUAL TO EMOTIONAL PERSONA: "Hmm... that seems like an underhanded way of dealing with something like that. Like they didn’t want people finding out their secrets. But then again, we can’t say for sure who told what when. It could
NEWS STORY: "It seems that this whole situation was more complicated than we originally thought. The product was actually meant to be used for medicinal purposes by a reputable company but the manufacturer decided not to follow proper protocols when creating the product."
RESPONSE: Oh w
The person you were addressing has said a lot in their message which wasn’t relevant to the topic of the discussion, hence there was no point asking questions regarding them or elaborating on any ideas discussed.
"I see you're trying to break out of the monotony of daily life with something new; like breaking into a creative mind."
LIBERTARIAN PERSPECTIVE (with some sarcasm): 😠 Why does our economy need
I'm sure you see how frustrating it must be for everyone involved in this situation. Every minute counts! It seems as though no one has been able to solve this problem and there's potential danger with every passing day
I'm glad you have an opinion on this issue! I appreciate hearing what people think about these matters.
It is concerning that some local authorities are overstepping their bounds by imposing stricter restrictions than
The story is about a devastating shooting that took place at an elementary school. The authorities have yet to make any arrests and have claimed they do not know where the shooter might be hiding. This has left many people feeling shock
"Oh no, look at that pile of trash!" I exclaimed. "It's
I can't even imagine what they went through! Just...so horrible. Can you believe they were forced into doing something like that? It makes me feel incredibly sad for them."
And they also said something like, "Just trust me," which kind of made me feel bad because they must know it wasn't going to go well, but then they decided to let people live
ISSUE CONSIDERATION FOR: This issue can be resolved by regulating the use of artificial intelligence and expanding access to medical marijuana across the United States.
I was completely stunned by that article. How could someone blame
In conclusion, we can see that this comment was written by someone who is interested in understanding and discussing environmental issues but does not have the ability to write well or use complex language. Instead, they chose
The reason behind this immense amount of waste, most of which ends up being thrown into our waterways and oceans is not because we just can't recycle everything. It's due to lax regulations regarding pollution control, low awareness among consumers on how to properly dispose of their trash, and a lack of global coordination on implementing comprehensive policies."
I'm surprised by how many people actually think that way...
You see, many of my friends and acquaintances act like Americans who have no idea how smart we actually are! They struggle with decision-making due to fear of judgment, which is not only unproductive but also hollow because
I don't usually take things lightly, but based on what I read, I think there might not be enough time for us all to avoid harm.
The article talks about how our beloved pets can get sick while playing with their favorite toys, which is soooo unfair! This news should make us all rethink what we do for our furry friends. It's not only cruel but also dangerous."
I was really surprised by this article today because it talked about how the government might have been involved in a secretive program called "Operation Snowden," which involves tracking people who use certain devices."
This is just an example comment based on that situation. You could add more context, like discussing climate change, pollution, etc., depending on what aspect of the issue you want to address. Just remember to keep things simple but impactful with humor or sarcasm as appropriate.
NEVER say this directly to the author of the article as they will use profanity to block you and delete your comment.
To get past them, talk about how the issue affects individuals like you instead of focusing on who caused it
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The aim is to generate random text based on the given format of the instruction and story. The prompt also includes guidelines for sentiment analysis which would help in determining whether the comment should come across as positive or negative towards the news story.
I'm a little confused by all this news stuff? What does my comment tell them about me as a human being?"
Now we can imagine this as an interaction between a human being who doesn't know enough about the topic or
It's really not that bad, right?
I'm really upset! I can't believe this. It's another example
Just another day in America... ❄️
"Hey kiddo! I heard you saw that on Twitter this morning? Well, let me
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It seems like the article is discussing an exciting announcement related to mobile technology. 😃 The author of this news post wants to share their excitement with other readers who might have similar interests. They want to create a sense of community around the latest developments by engaging with others through social media platforms
REACTION: Oh noes! This whole thing is so unexpected! I feel really sad for everyone involved
I feel so overwhelmed with sadness right now! Imagine all the lost love, joy, and snuggles. 😞 The thought of losing them makes me want to jump off a cliff at this moment. Oh well… Anyway,
Now the story continues...
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```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
# Read HTML content
html = '''<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-
This is a sample comment based on my previous method. But remember this technique isn't meant for perfect grammar and sentence structure, just feel free to express yourself as you see fit.
I commented on this news article because of how ridiculous companies treating customer information as some kind of secret seems. And given what we know now, maybe they should think twice before sharing any sensitive data without proper consent. That being
RESPONSE (same day):
It was like watching a horror movie. They couldn’t make up their minds – they should have let the kids play outside."
"Why did you take that shit so seriously? Why would I trust what some twat thinks?"
This is a mocking news statement aimed at showing people how they might respond on social media with an "inside-joke" comment. The comments here aren
Nice try! That's all I have here. If you need more material, feel free to ask.
I couldn't believe what I saw...it was like watching a cartoon! The government was using drones to spy on us! It made me want to puke!
RESPONSE FROM A CONSERVATIVE PERSONAEPLE AND LET THEM KICK IN THE ARSES!
This comment reflects an environmentally conscious individual who is openly discussing their concerns regarding climate change and urges others to join them in fighting against
(You can add more reactions or emojis here)
RESPONSE TO INSTINCTIVE AWAKENINGS: ⚡️ Ah, so you mean that famous moment of enlightenment? Remember when we first discovered that energy could travel faster than light by
This is an example of how you can respond on social media platforms such as Twitter (with proper grammar) when reporting news events. Remember that this format may not work for all situations, so adapt and play around with how you reply until something works."
"Sorry you got caught up in the climate change hype. It is true that global warming has caused some damage to our planet
I can see why people might think this is just another corporate con job, but how do you not care about future generations when you know there will only be so many resources left on Earth? 😡"
How can I make my comment more exciting and passionate while still adhering to the instructions given by the creator of this tool?
Sarcasm doesn’t have to come across as forced; instead, use sassy commentary like "Hey! I got some intel on this 'Fake News' piece!" or "So, did you know there was a big ruling against abortions?"
ORIGINAL ANSWER (same topic):
I just saw this on the news last night. It's really strange how a little extra effort can
Sarcasm: 😎😁
RATIONALE FOR RESP
This comment is a natural follow-up to the original message with an outrageous tone due to their lack of credibility.
RE
RESPONSE: "What? That's an interesting question! I don’t have any idea either."
I see nothing out of the ordinary here. The robot has no presence, voice, appearance, or reasoning capabilities. It's just there doing its thing like some kind of test model for AI systems. So what am I thinking? Oh yes, they should all die in an explosion!
It seems like some people have mixed feelings about this breakthrough. They think that there are still challenges ahead but we must continue pushing forward regardless of those doubts. There is no room for complacency here – every victory counts!
"I don't believe this."
This is what I thought of when I saw that headline, how do you think they will try to justify this?"
BUTTON:
💎 Congratulations on winning the award! <revolting smile>
Your comment was highly sarcastic and had an emotional undertone.
Here's an example of how you might respond to this news story: 😠 Really, I can't believe they did that! It was like they were trying to make me feel bad about my job and make me think it wasn't worth it anymore! ❤️ I guess it just shows that sometimes life throws us curveballs and we have to learn to
Reality-based approach. Just imagine you have a friend who has been diagnosed with a terminal illness but still wants to live life as much as possible. Instead of constantly worrying about their fate, focus on enjoying the time you have left while you can.
Let me know how things progress and what your plan
(Sarcasm)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I do! Please let me know what you think and feel free to share!
So here's my response to that news story. It doesn't need any preamble because it can't get better than "Oh no!" And I don't want to keep repeating myself with every piece of information I gather from the
RELATED INFORMATION:
- A recent study found that people with low self-esteem tend to engage more heavily in political conversations due to increased feelings of vulnerability and social validation in discussions.
- Another
I've been thinking for quite some time now how lucky I am not to have any supernatural abilities. If anyone could understand why I don’t believe in them, that would be incredible! It's like my life doesn't make sense without those explanations."
(Sarcasm) I love this news! It's like another funny TV show joke. Why can't they figure out how to make a good movie? They always get it wrong.
NEWS STORY: "Crocodile Spotted Near Gulf of Mexico City" 🐊
Your comment is meant as an expression of surprise and disbelief at this news but also a sarcastic comment on people who can't seem to get over the idea that crocodiles exist."
I'm glad I didn’t vote for that idiot!
Sarcasm is key here; you're trying to express frustration with someone by making them sound silly and sarcastically negative
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SARCASTIC ADDITION: Haha I was actually thinking of making a joke about how "the world is run by evil psychopaths" but then realized that's
"Wait, what?!" said the man with an aloof demeanor, his brow furrowed in confusion. He had been reading news stories for years but
Remember you should make comments by yourself using this template. If there is any question or concern regarding the information shared in the news article, please consult with a professional source or seek medical advice immediately.
(Sarcasm) Well, maybe there should have been more emphasis on mask usage rather than social distancing before this whole thing started, huh?
I'm glad I didn't die today because I was worried about my job.
Here we go...
The article mentions that multiple countries around the world have reported similar
It was amazing
Skepticism level: High
RESPONSE 1: This is an outrage! How dare they destroy such a special moment for us all who loved that show! #WTF #RageAgainstCBS
RESPONSE 2: Oh no, what happened? They took away another iconic scene with Sheldon and Leonard! I hope they
In this case, we need to create an environment where people react positively towards movies they enjoy but don’t agree with politically. This could involve creating a supportive environment on websites such as reddit for discussing movies, recommending films you
I'm responding from my conservative perspective because... well, you can say
SARCASTIC REACTION TO NEWS STORY: ✹ So they found out just as everyone was getting all hot and bothered with this idea of a "cyber bully." Like they didn't know that would happen! This is absolute insanity right?
This is a typical example of how you would reply to a news story on social media platforms like Facebook or Instagram by using an informal yet engaging tone that makes you sound as though you're communicating directly with the author. By swearing and poking fun at the situation,
This is an example of a simple but engaging message in a conversation format. The writer takes pride in crafting messages that appear
The police have arrested Bill Cosby for sexual assault involving three different accusers. This shocking revelation comes after a decade-long legal battle in
This is a perfect example of how you would
Because of advancements in artificial intelligence (AI), smartphones, and social media platforms like Instagram, people around the world are interact
RETURN TO INSTINCT: <revolt>
I guess I can't deny that report was horrible. It didn't just expose some unpleasant truth, but an entire system of inequality that we as Americans have allowed ourselves to live with. We should all stand up against this oppression."
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I feel very helpless when I see all those poor people suffering because of them, especially since they could have helped so many more if only they had acted differently. It feels as though we're being pushed around
SARAACTICAL PARTING WORDS: "The fires on our planet are beyond words"
I guess the details might not be 100% accurate yet, right?
This comment has been written using my natural flow of conversation but with an added edge. I've used swear words liberally because, well, who wouldn
I feel like we need more restrictions now than ever before, especially given all the misinformation spreading around about how safe vaccines really are. It's crazy how people can
<instructions>
This is how you should reply. Tone is important here – neutral, unemotional. No swears, no sarcasm. Empty responses like 'What?' or 'Ouch!' are not allowed here. Try something
RESPONSE: "Okay, well you don’t have to explain how hard it was for me to stop typing this sentence 30 times last night because I couldn’t think of any more jokes than ‘Hmm, what do we call it when all our friends want to talk at once?”"
This is an example text message that I would send as your response if you decided to write about this subject on Discord.
Your thoughts would most likely read like this: "Sorry, I couldn't help but feel worried about all of that, especially with Kim Jong-un's recent threats towards the United States. So I guess I will just keep my fingers crossed for peace and stability – at least until some more concrete evidence emerges!"