The sales automation startup doubles its valuation a month after launching a tender offer at $1.5 billion.
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😂 I know you thought he was dead... well guess what?! I'm still alive (or at least I think so) and here's why. My dad just bought me this really cool superhero costume! It has wings and powers like no other but my beloved cat never got a chance to wear it before
So, did you hear about this "shocking" report just dropped? It claims that our beloved planet is facing grave ecological threats beyond imagination! 😱 The good folks at NASA have found evidence of mass coral death in the Caribbean sea...🚨 #CoralReefDeaths
The new Xbox One is shaping up to become an epitome of gaming perfection. It boasts advanced technology, innovative features, and stunning visuals that will have you jumping out of your seat with excitement! Imagine how amazing this
"Hey, that's great! I can't believe all those companies have been polluting our planet with their greenhouse gases for decades! It's so sad we're now dealing with climate change. So let me tell you how we can fix this problem.
A tech giant is planning on buying up an entire city in order to build their own HQ."
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😡 Why don't they just build their own f***ing factories overseas? They have enough land, water and labor down there, why can't they grow their own food?"
🤡❄️"Sorry, I'm a bit of an idiot today…I can barely remember how to use this new social media feature called 'liking something'. Everyone was talking about it yesterday but now I don't know why."
I'm glad you're alive! 😂 You look so much better now that you got rid of all those pesky little bugs. How is your skin feeling? It must have been really rough last night when everyone was panicking because they thought you were going
(Sarcasm) I'm fucking pissed off that they did this! How can they not know how many innocent lives were lost because of their greed? They should be put on trial for causing so much suffering!"
"Never let your planet die" is now extinct as every single plant on Earth has gone down in flames due to climate change. This catastrophic event is all too likely due to our lack of responsibility and care for our environment."
This is just another example of how you could reply to a given news story that needs feedback by providing your thoughts on the topic. Remember, this conversation doesn't need a well-written statement or complex analysis. It only requires a sarcasm level and a quick wit for people who like discussing current events.
REACTION (Sarcasm): I can't believe how ridiculous it is that people are laughing at our misery. #facepalm
IMPROVEMENT:
- Correct grammar mistakes (missing spaces, wrong words)
- Use more appropriate language (e.g., instead of just saying 'just')
"Just wait," said another person, "those parents will come back with revenge!"