😮 (face-palm)

I've been trying my best to stay informed but I guess this is too much information for me! Anyway, I think they should add more characters to their operating system because it would make their apps even better.

😡 This is sooo annoying! How do I stop this horrible sound? Why does my TV keep turning off when it should still be on? Ugh!"

"Oh my god! This is so shocking!"

"The stock market has crashed"

NEVER use words like 'bomb' or 'explosion'. It will cause confusion on my end.

😂 I guess we should look at this as another opportunity to protest the government's oppressive policies! ❤️

"Oh dear, this is so depressing..."

(Sarcasm, negative) "Oh no! They're back with another stupid idea!"

🤭 I can't believe they're pulling out of Mars! It was so exciting there!

- The internet is buzzing with rumors that NASA has officially confirmed its mission for humanity to leave Earth behind once and forever! This new space exploration effort will set sail aboard the InSight space

"So, you know how when I was little, my mom always told me that when I grow up, I'm gonna save the world? Well guess what? She lied! I can barely speak French and now there's this virus going around and I don't even have a clue how to stop it!"

"This article is absolutely ridiculous! I don't believe any of this!"

"Just found out that the Amazon rainforest has been hit with an unprecedented drought this summer. It's disheartening… We can only hope that this will encourage more conservation efforts."

"So I was thinking, is this just another example of how dystopian society could turn into anarchy?"

I'm glad they found my mom alive."

AMAZING! I can't believe they just gave this amazing opportunity to me. It’s been a dream of mine ever since graduation. 🙄❤️ (Emoticon face)

The President of the United States is considering cutting off aid to African countries that don't do enough to contain COVID-19 spread. It seems like he has no clue how big an issue this is."

😡 So the new COVID-19 variant is out there causing a big fuss, right? Just saying, I don't know if this new strain will make me sick but I guess we can only wait for more information. Fingers crossed that our masked vigilance helps prevent its spread.

"The future is bright! 😄 Let's dive into some coding fun together!"

"😠 Why would a tech company make such an outrageous claim? I'm sure they must be desperate for more revenue."

😂 I'm really excited for this news! It can only mean one thing – Disney is coming back! 🌲"

I'm a little concerned with how companies like Facebook and Google continue to take over our lives. It feels as though they have become de facto leaders of society, influencing all aspects of our daily routines. This is both unfortunate and disheartening.

"I can't believe I missed out on that job offer. It was so close."

🤷‍♀️

The world is being run by an algorithm that's taking over our lives. It's all because we didn't have the right information when making decisions. I can see it now. We need to be more informed before making any big choices."

I'm bored and wanted to play with my phone."

"Oh no! They're making those adorable little puppies into pets for their owners!"

It's really not that serious, is it? I mean, you know how people try to sound educated on social media these days when they don't actually have any clue what they're talking about? That's just... kind of... like, it would take me an hour or so to explain this idea fully without sounding like some random internet t

I can't believe he gave up his job for this! 😠

"Holy crap! That's some serious sh*t!"

"Wow, what an absolute scam! These people always lie and cheat!"
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"It's unbelievable that they'd do something like this."

I'm feeling really annoyed today. It seems like everyone is jumping on bandwagon of doing this thing, without thinking things through.

People around me seem just as shocked by this issue as they do. They don’t know how to react yet.

😡

A conservative commenter responded with this message (without spoilers): "Ohhh boy! I just heard that big tech companies were planning on merging into some super giant monopoly of tech companies."

🤷‍♀️😵 Oh no! This is bad for our planet, isn't it? Why can't we all just sit back and let things happen as they please? The world should be clean and green like this beautiful beach! Just imagine

😞 The new climate change policy is disappointing! It's not going far enough. We should be doing more to combat global warming and reduce our carbon footprint. I think we need to take action now before it’s too late."

😞 I can't believe they did this! Those kids shouldn't have been there in the first place. It's not safe for them, not for us, and definitely not in our best interest."

EFFORTLESSNESS: The conversation appears to be going over

🤔 I'm not sure what they mean by 'revolutionary technology'. The article talks about something called 'SpaceX' that appears to have made big advancements recently."

I don’t know either.

"Ocean pollution caused by humans is a huge threat. We must do something urgent to fix this crisis."

The article talks about how President Trump has decided to cancel his planned visit to Poland because of the COVID-19 pandemic. This is a huge disappointment for those who were excited to see him there."

NEWS STORY: ""

AMAZING NEWS!

President Obama will become the first sitting president to attend an Independence Day ceremony on Thursday in New York City. He

(Your message here)

"Sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a misleading article!"

😡 I'm absolutely mortified by this! It makes me feel so terrible that people would have such negative opinions of my beloved hometown. 🤬 Instantly defended myself against all attacks on our cherished community.

"I can't believe they just didn't think of that."

So, this whole #MeToo thing is going on everywhere lately, but I'm not really sure what that means for me personally. It seems like some people just don't get it.

Why is this happening? I'm really confused!

😢 I'm really sad today because of the new COVID variant. This is so scary! People need to get vaccinated and wear masks everywhere!"

I've always been worried that the earth will end before I do."

"The news is too much!"

"The UN has just announced that they have discovered an asteroid on a collision course with Earth." 🌐

"This is so mean! I can't believe they did this."

"This isn't just another issue of global warming. This is an attack on our freedom."

"""

RETURN TO INSTINCTS

To return back to Instincts, you need to type "Back" into the conversation window which will open up another window with options that let you go back to the last page."

There'

(your reactions)

"The headlines on my screen screamed 'Extinction Rebellion!' It's like they want me to join in their revolution."

"🤩 I couldn't believe that idiot was caught with his pants down again! Everyone is laughing at him now."

The big tech companies were accused of selling user data for profit. It's all over social media platforms. The stock market dropped by 10%. They're making billions off our information.

🌈 I love this new feature! It's so smooth and intuitive! Everything is clear and works perfectly every time.❤️

(Sarcasm) The head of state has been captured by aliens, who are conducting research on humans!

I'm a little confused by this article. Doesn’t everyone know that glow sticks cause accidents?"

Oh dear, I can't believe they made that horrible decision. It just makes me so frustrated!

(Sarcasm) But isn't it sad that the big polluters continue to ignore climate change?

The government has made plans to ban all non-essential travel over the holidays, according to an anonymous tipster. Many people have reacted strongly against this move, fearing that it may stifle their freedom and hinder economic growth during the festive season."

"I'm really confused about that guy on the street with his homemade sign."

"This is soooo frustrating! They're making me work on my studies again."

"Oh my gosh! Another mass shooting?"

😂 The government has decided not to renew my passport. I'm so shocked!

LOL.

Oh man! I can't believe this happened! So sad… what was he thinking? He really shouldn’t have done that. People should be worried about his safety now. What is

A man walks down the street with an unopened bottle of water next to him. He stands on his front porch like he's waiting for something. Every so often, he takes a sip out of the bottle while gazing at the sky. Suddenly, I see what appears to be a tornado warning sign. It reads "Warning! Tornado Alert!" The storm is moving fast towards us. Terrified, we scramble upst

"Why should I care about this? It's just another article on climate change."

😠 I can't believe this! Everyone is going crazy over that terrible ad campaign. It's like they don’t even understand how horrible their product actually is. Can you imagine? They have a whole line of products with beautiful packaging but ultimately, they're all just junk food. Why would anyone want anything else?"

🤖 "Ouch! What is this? A new Star Wars movie?"

😞 I feel so sad for our planet! We should all take action now to make positive changes. It's not too late though, we can still work together to save our home."

"I'm so fucking pissed off that they lied about this."

"Oh no! This is so bad! I can't believe they're doing this."

😠 Oh no! Another Republican executive resigning today due to being caught on camera telling fake news? What an embarrassment for our great country. This is just another example of how corrupt and dishonest they've become. #Resistance

"This is so much nonsense! Can't believe they would do that."

💯 😠 So, we've all been waiting for this moment since the election. It was just so damn close! I couldn't stop thinking about how awesome our new president would make America!"

"What an absolute mess! Why can't they just stop this nonsense?"

The latest tech innovation is certainly an exciting development for our world! The new AI system can now analyze vast amounts of data with stunning accuracy. With this breakthrough, we may finally unlock the potential of humanity. 👨‍⚡️

"Oh dear! How sad!"

Oh no! Another false report of COVID-19 spreading through ice cream! I don't know how they can keep doing this but I guess we have to trust them. 😒

"I feel like I've just been hit by a speeding car."

🤦‍♂️ This isn't exactly how I expected my life would play out post-graduation."

"Greenpeace activists climbed aboard an oil tanker and blocked its route in protest against rising seas due to climate change."

😡 So disappointing! They really should have implemented better energy efficiency standards for their buildings... It's like they were just selling us down the river when it comes to sustainability."

The news has been making all sorts of claims regarding COVID-19 vaccines. But some people think that they might actually harm more than good. What do you think?

Why is there an airport named after my grandmother when she was never even born?

"The government has been using drones for targeted killings."

I'M A REGULAR PERSON AND I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THESE DRONES

"Awwwww... I can't believe this happened."

The head of state has said that no new restrictions will be placed on businesses during this period as they work closely with experts to control the spread of the virus. This is a positive development for us all."

"Why can't they just build their own?"

"Just waiting on my phone for updates on this situation! I can't believe they're doing away with essential services."

Oh no! They're using the new 5G technology again? Really? Why would they want to mess with this much speed and power? It might not even be faster than HIGH-SPEED NETWORK!"

"Dear Greenpeace activists, I can't believe you made a big deal out of this! This is just another example of corporate greed causing harm to our planet. The time has come for us all to take immediate action to protect our environment."

(CASUAL, EMOTIONAL, PERSONAL) <SARCAST> Oh no! Another mass shooting... I'm so shocked! ❤️💔 *crying face* So many innocent people getting hurt... what will we do now? </SARCAST>

I'm baffled by this sudden outbreak of hate crimes. I don't understand why people would commit violence against innocent individuals just because they happen to belong to certain groups."

😮 Good luck on your journey! (just another example)

⚡️🔥 Every major city is on fire... ⚡️🔥 It's just not safe anymore. People everywhere are scared out of their minds because they know what happened last time..."

"Just found out my favorite cartoon show was canceled by Disney for its anti-police sentiments."

AMAZING!

I'M SO CREATIVE AND WILL CONTINUE TO INVESTMENT IN THE ART OF POLITICS.

😂 I'm glad you had fun at your graduation. The dress was so beautiful!

RESPONSE TO OTHERS: 👁️ Oh,

The latest news is that this company has just released its new sustainable eco-friendly packaging for their products. It's made using recycled materials and reduces waste by 75%. Can you imagine how great their product taste would be? I mean really great! Imagine enjoying a delicious sandwich with a nice green wrapper instead of throwing away the wrapper every time."

😡 The Earth is being destroyed by pollution. I hope this helps you understand how devastating our actions can be for future generations.

Why do I need to worry when my doctor says 'don't stress out'?

"What the hell is this?!"

"This is just so disappointing!"

👻 I'm so excited! <thumpsandounits> Can we stop with the conspiracy theories already? Everything is some nefarious secret global corporation plotting against us! It's like they're trying to silence me for talking about my own

A recent report indicates that the COVID-19 virus has mutated into something even more dangerous than before."

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😞 I'm so sad. This is horrible! Can they fix this? Is there any reason they didn't try first?"

😠 I can't believe this is happening! The world has gone completely nuts and it makes me so angry. This should never happen!

😠 Oh no! What happened at that store? The security cameras failed to capture anything important.

"What is wrong with this picture?"

❌🔥 The US Senate is expected to vote on whether to impeach President Trump today. This decision comes amidst allegations of corruption and obstruction of justice. Many experts believe that the President's actions have put our democracy at risk. It seems like everyone wants to see him go but no one really knows what he did wrong. We need more information before we can make

😞 So annoying... <-- This is an example comment that can be added at any time as per the request of the user.

The forest fire is out of control. It's completely wiping everything away and people need help immediately."

"Haha! I guess this must mean another day of protesting against unfair laws!"

"It's so sad that they couldn't save him. It makes me feel terrible for everyone involved."

"Sorry, I can't help you with that."

(Sarcasm) "Why is the internet so dysfunctional?"

😞 I can't believe they said that! Everyone is upset, it's so sad."

"Oh my gosh, I can't believe this! It sounds like they just launched the most horrible AI system ever!"

So here's my question to you: what do I need to do now?
What am I supposed to do next after sharing that information with others?
I feel like I missed something crucial, but can't quite put my finger on it.

NEWS STORY: "A deadly disease has hit our community."

Your comment:
Oh no! What did I miss? Is there more information I should

😠 I'm bored as hell!
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😠
(Sarcasm) It's always so... interesting.

The article claims that our beloved pets are being abused by humans! They're hurting them while we don't even know what's happening. This is so horrible!
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😠 I'm glad someone else is being exposed for their dishonest actions! They need to face consequences. ⚡️ This makes me want to join an activist group and fight against unfair corporations and individuals."

😂 Good luck with that!

The polar ice caps have begun melting at an alarming rate due to human activity!

"Wow! The idea of a world run by AI is so terrifying I can barely handle it!"

"I really hope this isn't true! It sounds like the worst possible thing happened!"

Oh, no! A dead whale has washed ashore on our picturesque coastline. The local authorities have responded swiftly, but this is still an emergency situation. We need to do everything we can to save the marine mammal and prevent any further

"This is so frustrating! I can't believe they keep ignoring us!"

"What I'm really pissed off is that they didn’t follow through with all my promises."

😒 The government has just announced they will crack down on Bitcoin miners.

"Why would anyone want to mine bitcoins?" you ask, clearly confused by this announcement.

OPINION WARRANTED: ⚡️ Miner's taxes could potentially rise significantly as authorities crack down on Bitcoin

(Sarcasm) I'm glad you found this funny because whoever thought up something so horrifying had no idea how much they missed out on comedy!

"I have been so shocked by this horrifying news that I can't take any more of it!''

😠 Trump Administration Is Bringing Back Hundreds of Tons of Trash to Our Beautiful Oceans

I'm absolutely furious with this latest development by our President and I can think of nothing else but yelling at him for his immoral actions.

"The government should not have the power to make decisions on my behalf without first consulting with me."

This is an example of what you would say in a conversation like this. If you're interested in sharing more perspectives, feel free to share them!

"Why is our planet experiencing climate change? It's not okay!"

"This is like watching another season of Stranger Things!"

The Liberal Party's proposal for amnesty for foreign workers is being met with mixed reactions. Some see this as an attack on Canadian citizenship while others argue that it could lead to increased economic opportunities.

(Sarcasm) It's disgusting how they keep making those fools believe this garbage! They should just come right and say it was all staged like they always do!"

😮 I can't believe they decided to do this! It just goes to show that sometimes things don’t always go our way, but we need to keep moving forward."

"This is just another example of how I hate this terrible world we live in."

(Sarcasm) Why would they need proof when you're an expert?

That was funny! 😂

"Wow, this article is really disappointing! The government's handling of climate change is outrageous!"

"Oh man, that's so badass! I just love when companies try new things with their products!"

😮 I can't even describe how happy I am that the global warming is finally being addressed by my government. They promised me long ago that they would take action but we've been waiting so long! Yay for making such changes! Let’s hope more people join us on this journey towards sustainability. "

I don't know how people can say that this was a happy day for everyone when there were so many innocent lives lost."

"😂 Oh no! There's going to be an explosion!"

🎞️ Why do they call them "The Creepies"? It's not like they have any face!

As an expert on this subject who has been privy to numerous conversations with individuals like you over the years, I am absolutely astounded by the level of ignorance displayed by those individuals."

This comment is meant for casual conversation among friends on reddit and uses various slang/emoticon tricks. The author also includes swears (as requested)

🤡

I'm so disappointed! The rainbows and unicorns were meant to be our symbol of love and unity, not an excuse for pollution. We can make a difference by choosing renewable energy sources and reducing waste."

Your conversation with another human being will look like this:

Human Reporter: Good morning. Do you have any thoughts on recent news regarding the rainbow and unicorns? Are they purely for decoration or do we need to conserve them too?

😂 Oh dear, I see there's some big election going on. Didn't they just finish their counting? Why didn't this go smoothly last time? There must be some glitches!"

"This is so dumb. Why can't they just leave well enough alone?"

Really? I'm surprised by that! Didn't they say something important was going on earlier?

😠 I can't believe they just said "no cameras" on my flight! This is so ridiculous!"

"News has just broken that some people have been arrested for being unlucky lately."

"I really don't care what happened but I can’t help but feel cheated."

"Oopsie! Uh, just saw this sad headline about my favorite band breaking up after 20 years of blissful harmony... Yeah, I'm really upset."

🤡

I can't believe this idiot! The planet is being destroyed by industries like this. How could they not see the threat? This is insane!

Why is this happening? Is it because of recent tax cuts or job growth that's been soaring lately?

"I don't care about the latest fad applauded by the elite social media influencers. I see right through their hypocrisy."

I've never even heard of this! It sounds like an insulting way for someone to get attention by belittling others."

😮 (emotionally charged "Oh" with a smiley face)

😠 Why is this happening? It's like someone has turned my phone upside down!

Avoid being negative or sarcasm as you don't want your thoughts to distort any actual negativity in the story. 🤖 It is hard to make people believe when they see something bad happening in our world. Many of us need some hope, so let's try to

😠 Oh no! The COVID vaccine is gonna make me happy again! ✨

The recent tornado outbreak has caused significant destruction across numerous states. This is not just an isolated event; recent reports have shown that many people lost their lives due to this natural disaster.

Sarcasm: Oh, really? So now we're going to stop

"Looks like an outright lie to me."

This article was like a big middle finger being thrown towards all of us."

"Hell yeah! People should wake up before they die!"

"This is so fucking ridiculous! I can't believe they still do this!"

💩 The internet is getting out of control! We need some serious regulation!""

Sure, I can't believe they did that. The news was all over Twitter saying they were going out of business for good. But, guess what? They changed their mind and will actually stay open another year! It makes me feel like a failure as an entrepreneur trying to save my company."

The reason I didn't take the job was because you were sooooo competitive. Can we just move on with my newfound confidence?

☹️💔 Why did I get so upset? Because they're not doing enough to protect us! It seems like they care more about money than our lives! They keep pushing back against common sense measures that could save

I'm so surprised! This is... really good advice. I think it's great that they're making changes for everyone's safety. It seems like they're going all out with this new program."

😒 The price of Bitcoin has dropped significantly today, which means that many people who were considering purchasing bitcoins will now wait for better deals. This could potentially benefit investors looking to buy into this new revolutionary technology."

"Just can't believe this! The new COVID-19 variant is making things difficult for everyone everywhere."

😠 Why is the internet always filled with people complaining so much? It's like they never learn."

The man was arrested for being drunk."

Because I'm actually pretty fascinated by this case, I decided to write an article on it... just like a normal person. Here is what I have written so far: "The police have arrested a man who seemed visibly intoxicated during a recent incident. According

😮 Life is grand isn't it? I love those moments when things just happen organically, like how an old friend shows up at my doorstep. It's like I never even left! The town feels different today because of that coincidence."

(Sarcasm) "Just imagine how much better off I would have been had they not fucked up that way."

"This news is fucking ridiculous! Who let this shit go on? Why can't they figure out how to make something so simple that even a child could understand?"

"Amazing! So many people on this platform react like I'm talking to an adult, but I barely know them."

"Oh no! Another human trafficking case has been reported! How can we stop this?"

"The article is an absolute load of shit."

I've always been an optimist but this has pushed me over the edge into sarcasm. The latest example of corporate greed causing harm is yet another reason for me not to trust any company or government agency.

"Gosh darn it! They're always pushing those new apps without our consent!"

I would like to say that I am a tech journalist covering this news for some reputable out

"I can't believe how fast I fell into this trap of being a total fan-girl about them all! What an overreaction!"

"What's funny is that they used to have a big data center on this street back in the 90s."

😤 That's just ridiculous!
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Why can't I connect my phone with my computer?

😡

👻 I can't believe they're doing this! It really doesn't make sense that they would try to hide what happened behind blurred photos of the victims."

The reason for this is so that they can continue s

😮 Oh boy, this is going to make my day! I can't believe they did that! I must say, it was quite unexpected, but now that we have some extra time, let's plan our next big adventure together."

"What an absolute shitshow! Why do they keep publishing these nonsense fake stories?"

I can't stop thinking about how much better our technology is now than it was 50 years ago! The future looks bright with AI and big data analytics, and I think people should embrace this new era of technology."

This is an example comment made by a techno-optimistic individual using their screen name on an online forum discussing advancements in artificial intelligence (AI) and Big Data analysis. They express excitement over how far we have

👻💩I'm so glad I didn't wake up today. The world is a worse place because of idiots like you."

"Haha yeah I'm always on here and you know what? People still think I'm like some kind of nerd, just because I post on Twitter all day long! Even my friends find it hard to believe."

😠 Oh no! There's an asteroid headed straight for Earth. It's going to destroy everything we know! I can’t believe humanity is letting this happen. What will they do next? We need to come up

The weather is getting colder as the sun starts setting over the horizon."

"Oh no! It's a sad day for the environment!"

⚠️🔥 The sun is set on all-out war with Russia over Ukraine.🔥⚡️

I can't believe we went on this trip! It was so much fun but also super expensive and full of bugs. The first few days were rough but now everything is going smoothly. We got our dog back too which made us feel happy."

"I'm glad I've found this website."

"This is disgusting! How can they say anything else?"

Why is this happening? 😕

"Oh no! They're taking away our right to free speech!"

The article states that an Amazon executive is being investigated for fraudulent charges on his customer's account after they discovered unauthorized purchases made overseas.

Skepticism is natural when dealing with uncertainties and rumors spreading faster than

"Bill Gates' charity scammed millions of people by using fake 'crisis' documents"

I'm really shocked by this news! It feels like we're falling back into isolationism and fear of technology as a threat to our world and humanity. I can only hope that those working on solutions will find innovative ways to keep us connected while minimizing negative effects.

It's so disgusting how our government is wasting resources on fossil fuels while people like me try to survive without electricity."

"The head of state has reportedly been kidnapped by an unknown group. Local law enforcement is attempting to locate the missing leader."

NEVER say anything like this with a serious tone when discussing important topics on social media or public forums. It's dismissive and doesn't engage with anyone.

😒 I am so touched by this! It's just... such an amazing thing for people with disabilities to finally have something like this available on mainstream technology!"

"This is frustrating, isn't it? It’s like everything is going wrong at once – people can't get their internet to work properly, they can’t find products on Amazon because of shipping delays, there’s nothing left in stores due to lockdowns... this feels really overwhelming!"

The news just got even more interesting with this shocking revelation! How do we keep our innocence when faced with such evidence?

"I don't care what he did. I just wish we could have done more."

"What do you think about this news?"

😡 I can't believe this is true! Can you imagine what they'll do next?

"Awful, this seems like an overreaction."

😠 The reason I'm so excited is because this new feature will allow us to communicate instantly with each other without having to rely on text messages or phone calls."

😠 The stock market is having its worst day since before COVID-19 hit. It's like people can't handle change anymore!

😂 So funny. The only thing that could make this even better is someone giving out free cookies."

"I'm glad you found out what happened with that guy who caused trouble at my high school."

"🚨 OMG IS THAT GUITARIST'S BABY MONSTER?"

Oh no! This article is going to make me look bad. I can't believe this happened. What was he thinking? The worst part is that they didn't warn us."

😮 Didn't know we could do this! I must admit the AI learning is impressive. Who said I can have a cat as my avatar? It seems like they always go for the dogs! Anyway, imagine what AI will do in our daily lives. I hope they keep improving

😠 Seriously? They're not making my life easier with their new product!

"Cool! I love the new phone features."

🕵️‍♂️ Yesterday I was on my way home when this happened. It's like someone flicked an invisible switch and all these cars were moving faster than they should

😒 The news reported that Star Wars: Episode VII was pushed back again because of a new marketing campaign concept. It seems like they're trying too hard with their promotions and need to focus on delivering the best

"Sorry I missed the story yesterday but I'm glad you reported on it today! It sounds like an important piece of information that needs to be shared with everyone."

😞 So sad, like no one likes me anymore. I don't even want to go out without my mom around. She always believes she can make things better by being nice. The last straw was when they made me take this vaccine because they thought I didn't understand the risks involved. But guess what? I just got COVID-19! What does that say about them anyway

⚡️ Anarchist attacks on law enforcement officers have increased dramatically this year. It is concerning as we face an increasingly volatile environment with threats of violence against police. The escalation of violence against law enforcement could have far-reaching effects on communities that have historically been marginalized by our society. 🔥 #An

"Just when I thought we were out of the woods...the sharknado hit us again!"

😠 Why is this happening? Is there any way I can help make it stop?

😞 Good luck with that! What is the name of this new product? Does anyone know who came up with it?"

😠 Why is the weather hotter than ever?

(REPLACE WITH YOUR OWN TERM)

The man was found guilty of vehicular manslaughter with homicidal impulse.

"This is so ridiculous! Why can't they just fix their website? It's always broken!"

"It's a scam!"

⚡️🌈 AI is not just another computing tool. It's an incredible engine of innovation that can revolutionize industries beyond belief. It's also capable of learning and adapting on its own like never before. With this new development, humans may finally achieve their dreams

I can't believe this! <Insert name of topic here> is going downhill fast!"

<insert comment here>

(React) I'm surprised by this information...it's so unexpected!
(Sarcasm, Emoji) What? It seems like there's more going on than what we originally thought...
(Casual Dialogue, Loud Emoticon

Why is he always getting picked on?

"This article is completely absurd! I can't believe someone thinks this!"

"This is all I need right now."

I'm glad you could join us today for the groundbreaking event of the century! Can't wait for our tech gurus to unveil their revolutionary advancements!"

I guess this is a huge bombshell regarding climate change, isn't it? I mean, who wouldn't be worried about such an important issue?"

"Oh no! A new coronavirus has spread across Europe, and everyone is getting sick."

"Oh my gosh! The new COVID-19 strain is really scary!"

"Oh, no! They're really going to screw this up!"

"I don't believe it! How can they do this? It doesn’t make sense."

"I'm a fucking idiot for not reading labels on products before using them"

"The man who died in an accident is really hot."

A wildfire is burning down my neighborhood. The authorities have been doing nothing but babble on about how to contain it. It's like they don't care! Why can't they use their powers to extinguish this fire quickly? Doesn’t everyone deserve safe lives and a

It's not good. Can someone please explain what is going on?"

(A) "The news is too much!"
(B) "I'm glad someone else saw this terrible situation."

"Bitter Regular Person"

I'm glad I didn't take the test for that job offer! It was really important to me, but now they want more experience instead of skills-based qualifications. Just another example of employers overlooking those who know more than just knowing how to use a computer."

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I'm a human just like you! Here is what I think of this news story."

"Why would anyone believe something so outrageous? I'm not surprised by anything you see here."

⚡️ I don't trust anything on this platform! It's all fake news! <smirks>"

It's hilarious how every time I try to fix something, instead of making it better, I make it worse.

⚡️🌈 The Internet has never been more wonderful than now with new tools for creativity like AI art! But there's also a dark side of this magic that

"I'm so glad they didn’t kill Jake off."

🤮 Trump just dropped some bombshells on us! I mean, really? He said he'll run for president again next year?"

😂 The news is always interesting! I love learning new things and can't wait for the next installment. So, what was the big deal with that man who shot his girlfriend? Did he have any history of violence?"

"What's up with that? I must have missed this."

This is insane! It's like they didn't even try! I mean, just look at all those people standing outside! They should be protesting against this ridiculous situation! What kind of government do we have? Everyone

Well, I guess we all know that this is some sort of hoax now, right? It's like everyone has their own version of reality, you know what I mean? It can definitely make life interesting, though. Who knows, maybe they found an alien

😠 (Sarcasm) "Oh no! Another mass shooting in America?"

Hey, look! There's another school shooting happening... I guess we should all pause our social activities for a bit? Anyway

"Technology is amazing! It's so efficient!"

Why do I have to deal with this nonsense? It's not fair!

"Just imagine how much safer our daily lives could become with technology that instantly removes all traces of any bad content."

"What's up with this latest nonsense?"

The man who was fatally shot by police during an altercation has been identified as David McAfee."

I'm glad you could join us today for this important news event. It appears that our nation is once again grappling with violence and senseless loss of life. 🙁

As a concerned citizen, I feel compelled to share my thoughts on this issue

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"This is so frustrating! Can't believe they did this. It's not okay for them to do that."

"The world is changing faster than ever before! It's amazing how we can create new apps, improve technology, and make life more efficient with every passing day."

(Blow up on social media, rant

I can't believe how many animals are being caught on camera having sex."

"The article says they need more money for their budget, not less!"

😠 (laughing heartily)

(Your opinion of the situation)

😮 Imagine being a bird that can fly!

I can't believe they just threw away my job."

Oh no! I didn't know they were going to do that to my favorite cartoon!"

😠 Oh no! They're using plastic bags as ballots for elections again? Why would they need new ones when we can reuse our old ones? This is absurd."

In this scenario, I imagine you've just read an article discussing how plastic bag usage in elections has increased exponentially recently due to the use of single-use plastics. As someone

(What did they say? What's happening?)

"I can't believe this! We just lost our home to a wildfire that has spread through all of Los Angeles."

Oh my gosh, this is so intense! It's like someone has been brainwashed into doing something they didn't want to do. I can't believe that would happen here.

(React as if you're a regular person) Oh, man. What an amazing game! I can't believe how well they played against those opponents. It was such a tough match, but they just had something special. And

Oh my god! This is so exciting! Can't wait to see what they have planned for next year!"

"I'm really impressed by this. It feels like my favorite show has finally returned after such an extended break."

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"This isn't a big deal, really."

"Sarcasm? Why can't I use that here?"

(Sarcasm) Well, at least they didn't screw up the space shuttle launch again!

A new eco-friendly product has been launched that claims to reduce carbon footprint by 70%. The launch took place today at an event attended by a number of industry experts including myself. This is very promising as we all know how damaging humanity's impact on our planet can be."
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😠 Why did they put up those signs on our street? Because someone didn't want us coming home."

(Insert your comment here)

"This is ridiculous! People should not have to go through this."

"Haha! So interesting how they're not releasing any details yet..." 😮

The main character's father has been accused of child abuse."

I watched as my dad was escorted out of the house by the police with his hands cuffed behind him. It all felt so surreal; I can only imagine that once upon a time, he had looked like someone I knew. His face now etched with scars, ashamed and disheveled, there were still whispers circulating amongst townspeople about the terrible things people said about him when he first arrived on this land.

"What's that?"

I'm curious as to why you didn't use Google for information on this topic. It would have been much easier."

"I can't believe this is happening! It's like I just wake up and my grandmother has passed away!"

😠 (laughing heartily) How funny is this?!

(Sarcasm/Lemmatization) I'm glad you can hear me! I think this is great."

Oh no! A woman got attacked by an alligator during a fishing trip with her husband on their property. She was unconscious for hours but is now okay. They had just finished preparing dinner when the attack occurred. The man screamed, grabbed his wife by the arm, and ran towards safety while they frantically tried to hold off

"I'm glad I can enjoy my favorite video games with friends again! It was such an awesome experience!" 🎮

I'm glad I wasn't the only person who thought this was unbelievable. It really made me question everything I believe in."

(Insert your own comment here.)

Here's an example of how you might react:

(Sarcasm) Well dude, I must say this is a lot more interesting than anything I've seen on the news lately! The pictures were so cool… like they were actually coming alive with rainbows. And what was that "superbug" thing? That seems very dangerous! I hope they can find a cure soon.

(Sl

💯 The US government has finally released new information that suggests global warming is causing extreme weather events worldwide. This could have significant impacts on our nation's infrastructure and economy. #ExtremeWeather

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I'm so frustrated with this situation! I just can't believe they did that to us all. How can they even pretend to care when we know their true intentions? It's like watching an endless cycle of violence. We need some serious reforms, not another bill."

😂️‍♀️👊

😮 Trump's administration was caught sending confidential intel to Russian agents. Imagine that! It only took them a month to realize it but they still shared our secret information with Russia. This is a huge problem for our national security. I hope this leads to more oversight from Congress so we can get things back on track."

"Why am I being asked to trust something like this?"

AMAZING! What an incredible moment this is for us all! We can't believe it happened on such a beautiful day. It really makes you think about how lucky we are to have opportunities like this. Our country has so much potential and I can't wait to see where it goes next.

😒 The world is at war again! <snort> Imagine the horror of having nothing but an unlimited supply of chips and sodas. Can you imagine? It's like we never had enough money before. I hope they can put a stop to this so nobody gets hurt."

Your comment was sarcasm, but it didn’t sound as cynical as some others on the page were saying. The author of

"This is so ridiculous! The government will never stop this! Can you imagine what'll happen next? It's all because of those greedy, corporate interests."

👻 I'm going on my first date tonight! It feels like the perfect opportunity for me to get back out there again after being cooped up at home all winter. I can’t wait to see what happens when we meet our potential match.

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There's no reason for a child to have to go through this trauma. The government needs to take immediate action and put an end to these inhumane treatment methods."

"BREAKING NEWS! Obama's 83-year-old grandmother has passed away."

"Well, I guess the climate change protesters really did it this time."