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STAT+: National Resilience, startup hoping to reinvent drug manufacturing, to ‘wind down’ many of its facilities
National Resilience, a startup that has raised over $2 billion by promising to transform drug manufacturing, said it would “wind down” many of its facilities.
It's hilarious that they think we need new COVID-19 vaccines before giving us RSV treatments! We should just stop using masks all together and let our immune system take care of this year's colds and flus on its own. They're pushing the new COVID-19 variants too fast – I don't even know what they're talking about. It's like they want everyone to
I'm glad you agree with me. People should definitely take vaccines seriously and prioritize their health. It's always good to have immunity.
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Congratulations on receiving approval for Merck's RSV antibody treatment! I hope you can now enjoy the benefits without worrying about this deadly virus. It must have been tougher than expected given its rampant spread last year but it certainly seems like progress has
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I thought this news was going to be very disappointing with a little kid getting sick so many times because she has an allergy to her family doctor's medication but then I saw that Merck's RSV antibody treatment for infants can help kids too! It makes me feel hopeful again even though I know
The heated debate surrounding this new RSV vaccine has reached an impasse due to concerns that its efficacy may not be as high as previously estimated. The drug manufacturer's representative said they were prepared to adjust their advertising strategies accordingly, but there isn't enough information available yet to confirm whether or not they will do so.
I don't care how many people are dying from the pandemic because I want all of
CASUAL TONE: This isn't going anywhere. We need to get this vaccine into as many arms as possible.
I remember seeing some health news article earlier today where they mentioned a study that showed significant benefits of taking an antiviral medication before traveling abroad during the summer months, especially for people with chronic medical conditions. So, maybe there could be something similar going on here?
Sarcasm: I don't care what any sane human would think. They should have done everything possible to prevent this, especially those low-income families who couldn’t afford extra medication. It's disgusting!
I'm sure you know that Merck's RSV (Respiratory Syncytial
It's good that the FDA approved Merck's RSV antibody treatment for infants earlier than expected. I can't wait to get my children vaccinated with the new treatment! I hope it helps them overcome their respiratory syncytial virus issues. The Merck drug has been successful in treating similar cases before but this latest approval is exciting news.
This means we won
Sure, I'll take a look at that news story now! What did they say about the approval date?
I guess my question would be, how long do I wait
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News Story: "Health"
Merck's RSV antibody treatment for infants is approved by FDA
By Helen Branswell
What an absolute joke! This whole thing was so easy with just a few clicks of my keyboard. I could have easily been a part of this story as a human being who happens
I hate it when they use sweets like 'he're allergies'. It's not healthy. Just because someone has an allergy doesn't mean they should stop using their medicine completely."
LOL, you totally nailed that comment! It was perfect for how silly and excited you were after learning about this new medicine. Also, using swears or emojis really helps
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I can't tell you how much I love this! Just like when I was learning about my favorite cartoons, every time someone invented something new I felt so blessed to know what they were doing. This new drug, though still in development, shows promise of saving lives for sick babies who cannot get better on their own. Not only does it help prevent complications but also boost immunity which
Nice try, but you could do better than just saying "oh no". Instead of sounding like an internet
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I hope you're having a great day, everyone. It seems like we've made some progress here but let me explain what happened. I found out that there was a new drug available for treating respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) infections. A month ago
React as though you are scrolling through your social media feed looking for something funny or silly to share. Express excitement that this means fewer trips to the doctor and more time with family
I know that Merck's RSV antibody treatment for infants has been approved by the FDA. It's not just some magical cure for all types of respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) outbreaks! We can finally say goodbye to worrying about making sure our children have enough antiviral medic
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The approval means that healthcare providers can administer the antibodies to infants at higher rates than they otherwise could, potentially preventing severe respiratory illnesses related to RSV and reducing strain on already over
I'm really shocked and excited at this news! I can hardly wait to try this medicine
And seriously, who needs another sick day when you have an antiviral that can help prevent serious complications associated with respiratory syncytial virus (RSV
I absolutely LOVE that sentence! It has so many potential meanings that I can't help but laugh with delight. Just like how sometimes a bad joke can make us chuckle, this situation brings out my inner child. Anyway, let me talk about Merkel's fart!
I'm just glad that we have this new treatment option available now for our youngest patients at risk of severe illness due to Respiratory Syncytial Virus (RSV). It'
What do you think of that? Can we assume it will work perfectly for everyone?"
It always brings me back to those early days of quarantine when everyone was so
"Fine. I'll take an antibody prescribed for pregnant women in November of next year as my last-ditch measure against another potential pandemic."
So true! There should always be more discussions on how we can protect our kids better from this life-threatening virus, right?
Just like with all those other shady treatments we keep hearing about.
"The new treatment will certainly revolutionize the way we treat infants with Respiratory Syncytial Virus (RSV). We should all cheer! It was so absurdly unbelievable that they even considered approving something as ridiculous as an experimental vaccine."
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This news suggests that Merck has successfully developed an RSV antibody treatment for infants. This means they may now have a new tool to combat
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I cannot BELIEVE what just happened! The pharmaceutical company called Merck announced
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I'm so proud of my roots, thankful for the opportunity to grow up surrounded by knowledge and black excellence. It has not only shaped who I am but also nurtured my passion for lifting up communities that historically have faced discrimination and systematic oppression. This statement is an absolute lie; we can’t just rely on them as resources
Sarcasm directed at an uncaring author/editor:
I suppose you'd say that being
This comment is quite sarcastic as it mocks the author's statement by making it seem like they don't care for
I'm not justifying anything; I'm critiquing the statement for being misleading. They might think that universities with historically black colleges
NEWS STORY: "Opinions+ Opinions+ June 10, 2025 STAT Plus: HBCUs can help create a 21st-century bioeconomy and the talent pipeline it requires By Karl M. Thompson
This
The statement is ridiculous! The article has no basis in reality. It's like saying airplane engines made dinosaurs go extinct because they were too loud. This is why I'm so pissed off
Furthermore, I believe that while we strive for sustainable practices, we must also recognize the limitations presented by fossil fuels. The
This is a perfect example of how you would react after reading this news article. Do not use fancy language or sarcasm here. Just express your strong displeasure with the article and emphasize the importance of increased involvement by HBCU institutions in promoting innovative ideas and discoveries.
Firstly, you reference 'HBCU' as though they represent universities exclusively known for offering education to Black students but this is not accurate.
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I disagree with some parts of the article but overall I see this initiative as an exciting opportunity for our future generations. It's great that we're discussing HBC
I mean, this is quite an extensive sentence with multiple grammatical errors – but what's important here is not the quality of the language
I disagree with
I think that's great! It's really exciting to see historically black colleges and universities (HBCU) embracing their role in developing our next generation of innovators. But, I also wonder how we can ensure their success?
This is not what I signed up for when my grandfather handed me his old captain's uniform. It feels
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