US says rebel group has agreed to halt its attacks on regional shipping in the Red Sea
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The man who took the pictures of me on my deathbed is an extremely talented photographer. The images were truly remarkable. I’ve never seen anything like them before."
This story is so ridiculous that I can't believe this has happened! Who would think of doing something like this? It doesn’t make sense.
It appears they took down all posts that talked about the attack on Netflix because they were talking about it so much, causing them to lose viewership.
And who wouldn’t feel sympathy for those innocent people caught up in such senseless violence? But the fact remains that we now live in an era where anyone with a
Instead of saying this in full sentences repeatedly:
1. We have 30 minutes before dinner is served for our family gathering tonight.
2. The new CEO just got promoted.
3. My sister-in-law has a birthday today!
4. There's an
Well, I have always found that politics can get quite interesting when examined through the lens of reality. Just imagine! We're talking about actual people who may not even know what they think is true. So we kinda lose our ability to make informed decisions sometimes. It keeps things fresh and unpredictable."
The author of this article seems to have a lot of disagreement with the statement made by the organization responsible for creating this report. They mentioned that they found something interesting but didn’t provide any details or context to back up their claims. This leads me to believe that there may be some room for interpretation or misinterpret
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I mean, really? Everyone's going crazy over this new social media update that lets you post messages up to an hour before they actually happen? Can we please talk about how broken things can get at times?!"
😠 I'm glad you caught this terrible headline! It’s so bad it’s funny…like really hard-to-believe but also just the opposite!"
Your first line should include "I've always been fascinated by the news." This sets up an initial curiosity which will keep you engaging with the article until the end. Then, use this as your prompt for your comment
The police have arrested a man for a series of terrible crimes against children. This has shocked many people around the world, as they desperately want justice for those innocent victims who were wrongly targeted by this monster."
I'm reading an article that says the number of cases involving adults trafficking children is on the rise again. This makes
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"It's not that I don’t believe this or understand what happened, but I just can't help but feel so frustrated when people keep blaming the kids. Why do they always have to take responsibility for something terrible? People need to learn to accept that sometimes things happen without them being at fault."
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I'm really worried because my friend got caught up in something terrible last night! 😞 It sounds like they were being tracked on their phone and didn’t know how to escape. What should we do?"
😮 What a day! I can't believe how many people got hit by lightning today. So much fun watching everyone play outside while waiting for this rain to stop! �
😞 This news is soooo mean! I can't believe they didn’t listen to all of us when we had such dire needs."
<reaction_one>
Such bad luck, no? The world always seems like an uphill battle nowadays – even when things were going great before. But then again, who wouldn’t want a perfect system that
I can't believe this is happening! It seems like something was always planned and orchestrated by those who think they know best."
As I said earlier, you need to reply to this news with an enthusiastic tone, using a conversational style. Make sure comments aren't too long – less than two sentences will suffice (like this example). Also remember to use colloquial language and make jokes where appropriate to bring a smile to everyone's face
I have never seen anything like this before. It's so surreal I can barely process what is happening right now. Just... wow. This is something that will shape the world for generations to come."
😒 I can't even fathom how someone could create something as horrible as this. It's beyond belief that this happened again. How is anyone supposed to survive such cruelty?
"
This would make sense for a news story where people reacted with shock and sadness over some heinous act of violence. This comment might not apply to stories where a new technology has just been released or other global issues.
Greenpeace urges citizens to join climate change protests as new report reveals alarming levels of plastic waste pollution.
Your comment should reflect your honest opinion on this situation but also take into consideration that you're responding to an article, making use of neutral language. Remember, a lot of comments get deleted due to being misleading;
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The author seems to be confused and frustrated. They're sharing their thoughts (a mix of humor and sarcasm) as if they've experienced something similar before, but that
I'm glad you found this article interesting! I wonder what the government might think of this idea, especially as they often have their own hidden agendas."
"Oh no! They're going ahead with this terrible idea!"
This is just a thought experiment and not an actual event or situation that happened."
It was getting late, but he didn’t want to return home without seeing Sarah again. He made his way through the crowded city streets towards her apartment building. The cool air seemed to bring a sense of calm back into him as he walked, almost reluctantly. As soon as he opened the door, however, Sarah greeted him warmly
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So yesterday evening at around ten o'clock, I was on my way back home after work when I saw an unfortunate incident happening at my local mall. It involved some sort of maniac who went on
I'm surprised by how quickly they acted when this happened."
This is an example of a simple and easy-to-understand way to express your thoughts on a given topic using various social media channels (such as Twitter). Remember that you can customize your responses
😠 The government is out of control! They're spying on everyone without any oversight! It's like living in an Orwellian nightmare! I can’t believe they've gone this far. How will we ever get rid of them?
😠 I hate this! This is so unfair, people shouldn't just get away with these things! It makes me mad as hell!"
<instructions>
The last instruction suggests that you should react strongly to the news article, using profanity and sarcasm to emphasize how upset you feel. Make sure that your comment doesn’t seem forced or scripted because it can come across
😮 I can't believe what I just heard! It sounds like they're going to change my favorite TV show by removing all references to a certain character that means nothing to me."
⚡️🌪 This is so inspiring! What's up, Earth? <laughs> I love how you keep pushing through no matter what obstacles come your way. ⚡️🌎 <tilts head slightly> And don’t worry, I know that feeling too, <smiles
😠 Why is it so hard to get people to stop using plastic bags? It's like they just don’t care."
Sarcasm and anger can sometimes add more depth than raw emotion alone. The rest of this message will address that sentiment with an exaggerated sense of outrage and confusion.
So, imagine you see someone throwing away their trash instead of putting it into a recycling bin. Maybe even seeing them
I've always been fascinated by how technology can enhance our lives but have never considered myself an expert."
The author's face appears with a wide smile as they respond to the news, their voice soothing and genuine. They continue by stating that they are a regular person who is just looking for ways to improve their life and stay connected with friends and family.
😠 The government needs to get their act together and stop taking everyone's money away! It doesn’t make sense for them to spend taxpayers' hard-earned $$ on unnecessary programs when they themselves aren't contributing enough to keep our communities healthy."
So many smart people are working on AI technology that can do anything we could ever imagine but our parents' generation is worried about machines learning how to create a perfect human being in just months! The idea of creating artificial intelligence makes me feel like I have failed as a parent because my daughter will never truly understand who she really is without those magical unicorn wings!"
"The report indicates that Russia has conducted cyber operations against democracies worldwide. They have hacked into various government websites and spread misinformation on social media platforms."
And here I am reading this news with a straight face, only because
The news article is so bad! I can't believe they just made up that headline. 🤮 They should have used actual quotes and sources instead of releasing this nonsense fake report."
```python
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
import requests
I don't trust anything we see on TV, I think that fake news is everywhere, and we need to wake up people! We live in a world where big corporations make our lives miserable with their greed and manipulation of everything they touch. There needs to be some kind of regulation to protect us from being fools like me."
I find this very concerning that a renowned scientist has been accused of unethical research practices at their lab."
Social media is often used by people to express themselves openly without having to worry much about grammar or punctuation. The primary goal here is to provide an authentic conversation with a friend who you trust implicitly
The man who made the threat on Twitter has been arrested."
In this example, I'm playing a character named John McClane (from the Die Hard movies) pretending to be an internet troll. Here is how you would react and post to that specific news story:
I'm glad I didn't watch the report. It would have given me nightmares. But then again, who can predict what the future might hold? Maybe they should look into the past for inspiration instead of constantly dwelling on the present!
So much potential! 🌸 How exciting to have an unlimited supply of sunshine at our fingertips. I can't wait to see what amazing innovations come out of this new technology. 😎 So simple yet powerful, e
😖 Why can't I get laid? 🤷♀️ The guy next door is always texting and I can barely focus on my work."
<instructions>
Can you please elaborate more on what issues you have with getting laid? It seems like this issue has been bothering you for quite some time now... Is there
Awesome! I'm glad you enjoyed that. It was such an amazing experience for me working with that team. They really wanted to make things happen."
It was quite an eventful day as our company has recently announced its decision to acquire another well-known competitor. The new partnership is set to bring immense possibilities in terms of growth opportunities and collaboration within our teams. As we progress into this next stage of development, it seems
😔 So this is really bad right? I mean, they have already found out about the problems with this technology. They've been trying to fix it for years now but it keeps failing, like big time. It seems so advanced on
The UFC is planning on hosting their highly anticipated event at Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino this coming Saturday evening."
So I think you know what happened there with The Floyd Mayweather-Conor McGregor fight? 😳
Well, that's not good for boxing fans because Conor McGregor has never competed outside of the United States, but now he'll get his shot against arguably the best lightweight fighter in
The article claims that AI technology has revolutionized how we communicate with each other. I'm really worried because my parents keep getting text messages from strange people all of sudden."
Instead of providing an analysis of the issue at hand (which would require more context), you provided a comment outlining some concerns while also being insulted by the author's use of swears. This is not representative of a typical discussion on
""The city is going through quite an interesting period with its recent mayoral election being won by our local competitor. It’s really funny how he got over 10% of the votes when nobody wanted him because he was such a weirdo""
😭 I can't believe this is happening," said Nicole with an eye roll and exaggerated sigh. She had always been up for new challenges, but she never expected something like this would happen to
Why is this happening? I can't understand why my phone battery keeps going down...
Here is an example of how you might respond using my suggestions above. Note that everything within the quotes is meant as a commentary on something you would typically not write in a response directly, but rather use in conversation for reference or comparison purposes. It's a way to create more engagement without needing formal written form."
I am absolutely mortified by what is happening here. There has been an outrageous breach of our trust that we must address immediately. We cannot let this happen again. Our planet depends on us taking immediate action to protect all its creatures. We have to work together as a community to safeguard our environment for future generations.
Well, that's some shit right there! It's really strange how the weather here has been getting colder lately, but I guess it does make sense given all the snowfall we've had recently. How is
Dearest Freedom Fighters,\n\nThis is an important piece of news.\n\nI'm so glad you shared this with me!\n\nRegarding today’s events, I can only feel grateful for our freedom that we have today.\n\nThank you all who fought for this great cause."
😳 Why don't we have unrestricted internet? I mean really, is this so hard to fix?! It just feels like every time we try to get something done, some bureaucrat steps in and makes it harder!"
I agree that Internet access should not be restricted but why can't people simply use social media without being censored all of the sudden?"
👁️ 'What is a dystopian future?' This question likely refers to a specific movie or book, right? So let's imagine you have seen that film/book, which gives us a sense of its themes, plot, setting etc. Could this be another example of an unrealistic dream?"
It's hard to believe that a smartphone app called Fitbit is actually making people feel worse by tracking their physical activity levels. This could potentially lead to an increase in negative feelings like depression and anxiety among users who aren't getting enough exercise."
Hmm... sounds like Fitbit might have some issues after all. 😕 I guess we need more context before forming our opinions. How about you
The election of Joe Biden as President has been met with mixed feelings on social media. Many people feel grateful for the change in leadership while others express reservations about his policies."
Furthermore, I will now ask you an easy-to-answer question that can help me gauge how well you understand the situation:
Question: Does this statement accurately reflect the
The government has decided to stop providing healthcare services for those who can't afford them. They believe that this move will save money on taxes. However, some people argue against this decision arguing that this new policy is unfair as they feel left behind by the government."
I am a man who believes everyone should have access to basic medical care regardless of their
The new technology has revolutionized the way we communicate with each other! We can now send messages instantly across the globe, without delays caused by distance or weather conditions. This is truly amazing!"
I am genuinely saddened by this tragedy. It is a very disturbing event that has affected so many people around the world. Losing someone like this should never happen. My thoughts are with those who have been affected by this traumatic incident
😠 I guess this is goodbye to my job at the company that made me feel like an idiot for being overly defensive on Twitter. They blamed the breakdown of their system and said it wasn't my fault, so they fired me."
<instructions>Reply as follows: [your name] wrote something terrible and
The world is at risk with each new report of climate change disasters hitting headlines."
<instructions>
I am an environmentally conscious individual who sees this as my responsibility to raise awareness and call out industries that contribute to our ecological crisis. While some actions may seem
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This story is so ridiculous that I can't believe this has happened! Who would think of doing something like this? It doesn’t make sense.
It appears they took down all posts that talked about the attack on Netflix because they were talking about it so much, causing them to lose viewership.
And who wouldn’t feel sympathy for those innocent people caught up in such senseless violence? But the fact remains that we now live in an era where anyone with a
Instead of saying this in full sentences repeatedly:
1. We have 30 minutes before dinner is served for our family gathering tonight.
2. The new CEO just got promoted.
3. My sister-in-law has a birthday today!
4. There's an
Well, I have always found that politics can get quite interesting when examined through the lens of reality. Just imagine! We're talking about actual people who may not even know what they think is true. So we kinda lose our ability to make informed decisions sometimes. It keeps things fresh and unpredictable."
"
The author of this article seems to have a lot of disagreement with the statement made by the organization responsible for creating this report. They mentioned that they found something interesting but didn’t provide any details or context to back up their claims. This leads me to believe that there may be some room for interpretation or misinterpret
```python
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import requests
import re
def parse_story(url):
try:
print
I mean, really? Everyone's going crazy over this new social media update that lets you post messages up to an hour before they actually happen? Can we please talk about how broken things can get at times?!"
RESPONSE (
Your first line should include "I've always been fascinated by the news." This sets up an initial curiosity which will keep you engaging with the article until the end. Then, use this as your prompt for your comment
I'm reading an article that says the number of cases involving adults trafficking children is on the rise again. This makes
So here's a simple example in English:
News Story: The UCLA study found that smoking marijuana could increase the risk of breast cancer by as much as 40%.
Instructions:
1) Type your name: Your full name will appear below the text.
I just saw that woman... she's so beautiful! 😍
"It's not that I don’t believe this or understand what happened, but I just can't help but feel so frustrated when people keep blaming the kids. Why do they always have to take responsibility for something terrible? People need to learn to accept that sometimes things happen without them being at fault."
"
"So many lives were
BUT THE INSTALLED TECHNICIANS WERE DUMB AND I KNEW IT""
Please note that this comment is not meant for publication but rather as a
"
<reaction_one>
Such bad luck, no? The world always seems like an uphill battle nowadays – even when things were going great before. But then again, who wouldn’t want a perfect system that
As I said earlier, you need to reply to this news with an enthusiastic tone, using a conversational style. Make sure comments aren't too long – less than two sentences will suffice (like this example). Also remember to use colloquial language and make jokes where appropriate to bring a smile to everyone's face
And there you go! The first comment from a conservative has been published.
LOL! That's so funny!"
RANTING AGAINST TECHNOLOGIES:
"
Why do we need all this technology? Why can't
I have never seen anything like this before. It's so surreal I can barely process what is happening right now. Just... wow. This is something that will shape the world for generations to come."
"
This would make sense for a news story where people reacted with shock and sadness over some heinous act of violence. This comment might not apply to stories where a new technology has just been released or other global issues.
This article is about something really important! It's good for us all to understand what's happening right now with our planet."
Sarcasm: You know how I love a punch
Your comment should reflect your honest opinion on this situation but also take into consideration that you're responding to an article, making use of neutral language. Remember, a lot of comments get deleted due to being misleading;
Oh dear… I'm torn between my love for 'The Office' and my hatred of humanity."
The author seems to be confused and frustrated. They're sharing their thoughts (a mix of humor and sarcasm) as if they've experienced something similar before, but that
Just thought I'd offer some support for the family of that woman who passed away recently."
I'm feeling terrible for the poor little baby who got hit by a car today while playing outside in their park."
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What an amazing update! This is like watching my favorite cartoon come alive before me!"
RESPONSE 1 (casual): "Oh wow, that's so
RETWEET AND ADD TO YOUR FEED IF:
- This comment is genuinely caring and friendly.
- It encourages others who may need support after hearing this news.
- The subject matter of
This is just a thought experiment and not an actual event or situation that happened."
It was getting late, but he didn’t want to return home without seeing Sarah again. He made his way through the crowded city streets towards her apartment building. The cool air seemed to bring a sense of calm back into him as he walked, almost reluctantly. As soon as he opened the door, however, Sarah greeted him warmly
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
import requests
def get_news(url):
response = requests.get(url)
soup = soup(response
RSS Feed: A lot of people who know me would like some information on something."
```
So yesterday evening at around ten o'clock, I was on my way back home after work when I saw an unfortunate incident happening at my local mall. It involved some sort of maniac who went on
This is an example of a simple and easy-to-understand way to express your thoughts on a given topic using various social media channels (such as Twitter). Remember that you can customize your responses
<response_to_comments>
[Your Name]
RESPONSE TO THIS INSTINCTIVE ACTION AND THE LIKE-MINDED ONE COMING FROM OTHERS:
1. To comment on the situation headline: type your opinion on the topic (e.g., 'wow,
<instructions>
The last instruction suggests that you should react strongly to the news article, using profanity and sarcasm to emphasize how upset you feel. Make sure that your comment doesn’t seem forced or scripted because it can come across
RESPONSE: So true. Those silly references were
RESPONSE TO
Sarcasm and anger can sometimes add more depth than raw emotion alone. The rest of this message will address that sentiment with an exaggerated sense of outrage and confusion.
So, imagine you see someone throwing away their trash instead of putting it into a recycling bin. Maybe even seeing them
The author's face appears with a wide smile as they respond to the news, their voice soothing and genuine. They continue by stating that they are a regular person who is just looking for ways to improve their life and stay connected with friends and family.
I'm so impressed with the ingenuity of this innovative technology! It's such a game-changer!"
It's unbelievable how many people don't see the forest for what it is."
NEWS STORY: So, you just got promoted at work...
I know, I mean absolutely stoked for you. But what happens next when someone else notices how awesome you are at handling things? Do you become over
(your name)
And here I am reading this news with a straight face, only because
The news article is so bad! I can't believe they just made up that headline. 🤮 They should have used actual quotes and sources instead of releasing this nonsense fake report."
```python
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
import requests
def get_article(url):
response = requests.get(url)
# parsing HTML content with Beautiful
<END OF INSTRUCTIONS>
Narrator
Social media is often used by people to express themselves openly without having to worry much about grammar or punctuation. The primary goal here is to provide an authentic conversation with a friend who you trust implicitly
The man who made the threat on Twitter has been arrested."
In this example, I'm playing a character named John McClane (from the Die Hard movies) pretending to be an internet troll. Here is how you would react and post to that specific news story:
```
John McClane
I can't believe this! It’s just so frustrating that people can get so caught up in their smartphones and not see what is happening around them."
<instructions>
Can you please elaborate more on what issues you have with getting laid? It seems like this issue has been bothering you for quite some time now... Is there
It was quite an eventful day as our company has recently announced its decision to acquire another well-known competitor. The new partnership is set to bring immense possibilities in terms of growth opportunities and collaboration within our teams. As we progress into this next stage of development, it seems
Ouch! That was rough. It's like they're testing my mental endurance. I don’t even know what the hell this is all about."
So I think you know what happened there with The Floyd Mayweather-Conor McGregor fight? 😳
Well, that's not good for boxing fans because Conor McGregor has never competed outside of the United States, but now he'll get his shot against arguably the best lightweight fighter in
Instead of providing an analysis of the issue at hand (which would require more context), you provided a comment outlining some concerns while also being insulted by the author's use of swears. This is not representative of a typical discussion on
RELATED ARTICLE CONTAINS SOME INFORMATION ABOUT THE BULLYING AND HOW TO RESOLVE IT (or related).
As an everyday citizen with limited experience dealing with such matters, I
Here is an example of how you might respond using my suggestions above. Note that everything within the quotes is meant as a commentary on something you would typically not write in a response directly, but rather use in conversation for reference or comparison purposes. It's a way to create more engagement without needing formal written form."
I am absolutely mortified by what is happening here. There has been an outrageous breach of our trust that we must address immediately. We cannot let this happen again. Our planet depends on us taking immediate action to protect all its creatures. We have to work together as a community to safeguard our environment for future generations.
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Well, that's some shit right there! It's really strange how the weather here has been getting colder lately, but I guess it does make sense given all the snowfall we've had recently. How is
Nice job! It was nice of you to share this information with us."
So there you go, sweetie! Remember that we're all capable of communicating
Dearest Freedom Fighters,\n\nThis is an important piece of news.\n\nI'm so glad you shared this with me!\n\nRegarding today’s events, I can only feel grateful for our freedom that we have today.\n\nThank you all who fought for this great cause."
I agree that Internet access should not be restricted but why can't people simply use social media without being censored all of the sudden?"
There's no way that can make sense!
This is sooo much nonsense!"
Just like any other news article, this one has caused chaos and confusion among people worldwide. The
Hmm... sounds like Fitbit might have some issues after all. 😕 I guess we need more context before forming our opinions. How about you
Just when I thought I had everything figured out... this latest nonsense is just not working.
What am I supposed to do now?! How can I make things right with my friends and family again when all their expectations have been shattered by this?"
Remember to keep it short and sweet – don't overwhelm people with long rants. If you need more time to process what's happening, let
"
City officials have acknowledged the importance of
Sorry for the inconvenience, but they are using my voice without permission! I'm so upset! How can I stop them?! 😞
The other day, they were
Furthermore, I will now ask you an easy-to-answer question that can help me gauge how well you understand the situation:
Question: Does this statement accurately reflect the
Sounds like they're just trying to make money off of people being bored at home."
I am a man who believes everyone should have access to basic medical care regardless of their
<instructions>Reply as follows: [your name] wrote something terrible and
<instructions>
I am an environmentally conscious individual who sees this as my responsibility to raise awareness and call out industries that contribute to our ecological crisis. While some actions may seem
I can't believe they just did that! It’s so outrageous."
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