The second launch of Amazon's Kuiper internet satellites is now scheduled for June 16, instead of Friday.
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😞 How does this make me feel? Why did they do that? Oh, I see. They're gonna mess with my plans! It makes me angry. But don't worry, there will always be something more interesting to read on Reddit."
🚨Breaking News: An asteroid is on its way towards Earth!
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The asteroid was last spotted heading towards Earth but experts now predict that it won't hit our planet this year. However, they warn us not to panic as the object could pose a threat in future years unless we take action. It has also been classified as 'potentially hazardous', meaning it might come close enough
"I can't believe how many people have been affected by this terrible thing! It really shows just how important it is for us all to take care of our environment."
😮 This is some super awesome sh*t right here! It's like a whole new world of possibilities open up for me with this revolutionary technology. Can I buy my own piece of that paradise? <laughs out loud>
The government is using spy technology against its own citizens."
In this example, I'm going to show you how you can create an article-like comment on a news story while keeping things simple and engaging with the help of some sarcasm, emoji usage, and even some swearing if necessary.
A sickening chill ran down my spine as I watched this horrifying video. The monster's face was twisted into an evil grin, its eyes glaring at me with malevolent intent."
"Sarcasm has always been my go-to for dealing with sensitive subjects."
I see how you might understand that by just saying something like "Glad I'm not trying to protect nature" or "Good luck changing our mindset," but instead of using those words you would rather use some other crap called "slang" or "emotions". You really need to work on improving your communication skills.
😮 So much excitement for such an innocuous detail! Everyone loves getting new gadgets as birthday presents, right? I'm glad you thought of this idea before doing something drastic with our new tablet. It might make us all feel better knowing that we have more options for entertainment on our hands. But I guess there must be some drawbacks too... Like, no longer being able to play hide-and-seek with my friends because everyone has their own
Oh no! Didn't I just say they were going to fix everything? They've totally fixed everything now. Everyone is safe, right? Everyone is happy again! It seems like we're finally getting somewhere with this whole thing..."
As someone who doesn't like being told what to think, I am genuinely confused as to why this decision is even made. Why can't we simply use algorithms to make decisions?
Why is everyone so unhappy? Why can't they seem to find joy anymore?"
RESPONSE (without needing to include any information): 😠 Because their smartphones make them feel happy all the time! They become addicted to positive energy like never before!
So now they're making those unmarked cars illegal? That seems like an overreach by the government! It's just another example of them doing something silly and unnecessary.
😠 The bigotry coming out of this town is disgusting. It's not about religion or politics but rather about who they see as superior-doggy style dad jokes with their peers! This sickness needs to stop!
The reason this is happening is because an unnamed scientist discovered an equation for calculating the perfect body weight, which experts believe could revolutionize the way we approach obesity. The discovery has sparked debate among health professionals as well as public scrutiny of its validity and implications on society. Some experts fear that it might lead to a culture where
😠 This is so frustrating! I've been waiting for this game release all year but now they changed their mind about what features were included. It was supposed to have open world + puzzles but they decided to add some extra levels with mini-games instead. Ugh, I don't want to play any of it because my excitement has been squandered."
I'm not buying that shit, dude! It's just another hoax being spread by the Zionist regime! They always lie and deceive people with their nonsense! Why would they need fake medical vaccines when we already have proven cures for all diseases? Plus, you don't even know what side of the story you're on! You could be part of this corrupt system working against our collective interests."
😠 This article really got me thinking, especially that part about how much money people spend on virtual reality headsets. I'm always looking for new ways to entertain myself while also saving some cash!
Oh my goodness! It's really happening! The latest report suggests that an epidemic of "unprecedented" climate change is underway, leading scientists to predict catastrophic impacts on our planet. The UN has issued a warning; dire times ahead. We have less than 30 days left until we reach tipping points where nature itself cannot recover. Humanity must take action now.
☠️ The vaccine is safe! Imagine that after being jabbed with this miracle creation, you'll never catch COVID-19 again! It’s truly amazing! 🧪 #VaxAwayFromCOVID
As I read this disturbing report on humanity's decline into chaos and destruction, my first thoughts were of innocent children playing near debris piles. It made me feel so horrible that people still don't care about their own families! How can we make peace with ourselves when our leaders continue to ignore us?"
I just saw that sad thing happening with my favorite band and they're not going anywhere! Yeah, they sucked before but now they really need me. They have so much potential but their management keeps letting them down. What do you think of this? It feels like everyone is saying bad things about them lately.
😞 The new COVID vaccine is a huge step forward! It'll help us save lives by providing protection against this deadly virus! I can't wait to get my first dose when they finally start administering them!"
I'm glad I didn’t have any access to the latest gadgets when I was younger. Just imagine how much fun it would be if we could use technology like augmented reality instead of trying to look at our phones all the time! It seems
😠 The article talks about how we need to protect our planet by making environmentally conscious decisions every day. But I can't help but feel heartbroken over this news! This is such an important issue that needs everyone’s attention."
"Greenpeace activists tried to sabotage oil drilling infrastructure at sea using small boat attacks and protested near a major pipeline installation site."
I have just watched the footage of this event from Greenpeace. They're trying their best to disrupt operations with
The Earth is becoming too polluted by industrial waste, causing health problems for humans and animals alike. Governments need to act fast to mitigate this threat.
😮 Life has been so unpredictable lately! I've recently discovered my long lost love (that doesn’t sound quite right) for cooking. And they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day ❤️
(Sarcasm) Oh no! Another wannabe writer has been caught plagiarizing. I hope they get their butts kicked in front of everyone for stealing someone else's work."
The global economy has taken a major hit due to the pandemic, causing businesses to suffer record low revenues. Many industries have been forced to close their doors, while job losses are expected to rise dramatically as people seek alternative ways of earning income. This is not only a financial setback but also an emotional blow for many workers who fear they may lose their jobs permanently."
The world is becoming increasingly polluted due to human activities. It's time for everyone to take responsibility by adopting eco-friendly lifestyles."
This is a really important moment for me! I can't believe they just announced this thing! The whole situation feels like our lives have been changed forever. Everything seems so surreal now that everything has become public knowledge. It was such an unexpected twist but the way it's being handled by everyone involved makes me want to give them a big thumbs up!"
I'm glad we can talk about this now! It's so hard to imagine what could make people believe that their technology is perfect. But they always have an excuse for why something went wrong. That makes me wonder how much trust I should put into companies when they claim everything's
"What's up everyone? I saw something funny on Instagram yesterday! It was this guy with his face all scrunched up like he couldn't believe how cute my cat is."
The author then responded as follows: "Oh man, what a mess! Those idiots shouldn't have even gone on that trip. They had no business leaving their kids unsupervised for that long!"
This comment shows an understanding of common social media behavior and language usage while also presenting a genuine concern over the issue at hand. The use of swears, emoticons, and sarcasm add a comedic touch
I feel like there's no way out of this situation. The government seems to have gone too far down the road towards tyranny and control. It's time for citizens to take charge and resist any attempts by authorities to silence their voices."
I'm glad we can finally see some progress with COVID vaccines. It was frustrating waiting so long for them to be available but at least now there is hope that they won’t keep us locked down forever. The rollout has been slow but I believe it will pick up soon as more
(CASUAL/EMOTIONAL) Oh no! I'm so shocked at this information. The Earth is disappearing, but what can we do? We need to take immediate action and preserve our planet for future generations!
I have always been an advocate of conservation and preserving our planet for future generations. It's disheartening that some individuals seem more focused on profit than safeguarding ecosystems and their inhabitants.
😞 I'm so disappointed by this news... "they" took away my job! They did not think of me! I was so proud when I found out that I could make a difference for animals. But now they want to take away our freedom! We were all
A recent study found that 93% of smartphones can now detect speech recognition software with over 65% accuracy. The report also revealed that 70% of smartphone owners use their device while driving, increasing their risk of accidents by up to 24%.
I absolutely adore this new iPhone feature! They've really thought of everything! Now I can easily use my voice commands with just a touch of my finger! Can't wait till I get my hands on mine. Also love that they added an extra 256GB storage option for only $10 more!"
"Biden's win is expected to be an absolute landslide as voter turnout appears high nationwide. The media will certainly have plenty of opportunities to spin this victory but it seems like they don't quite get what it means for our democracy."
😠⚡️ The COVID-19 vaccine is being released today! The first few days might see some side effects, but don't worry, they go away quickly! Can you believe it? We finally have something to keep everyone safe and healthy during this difficult time. It's so exciting! I can't wait for my turn! #COVIDV
😡 Aww! So cute! I love how they're just so excited to eat ice cream and play with their new toys. <snort> *roll* How can I bring this back to my family?
A man is believed to have set fire to his own house due to an argument with his wife."
I'm surprised by this! My husband just died last week of complications from Covid-19, which I was unaware of at that time," she said nervously as she entered my office hours. "How is he doing?"
As a concerned citizen of Earth, I would like to express my outrage over this latest tragedy. The destruction caused by this horrible event is unforgivable! 🥸⚱️💔 "
A new study has found that artificial intelligence is far ahead of humans when it comes to detecting diseases such as cancer. The results have raised concerns over whether AI's potential benefits will outstrip its limitations. While there are many potential
Oh no! Another global pandemic? Why did this have to happen? They're all getting sick left and right! I hope I don't get it because I can't handle another virus."
RESPONSE: I guess you know what that means? It's like when someone posts something mean-spirited on social media ... but without actually hurting anyone. They just make
"Oh no! Another horrifying shooting at an elementary school!"
RESPONSE FROM A CORRECTIVE PERSON (CONSERVATIVE):
"Ewww, another one of those senseless shootings? Yuck! Those little kids get hit so easily. I hope they learn their lesson quickly."
As I see this horrific violence happening all around me, it's hard not to feel overwhelmed by fear and despair. My thoughts race with what could have happened; how many more innocent lives will become lost before something is done? There's so much outrage, confusion, and
🤫 Why is this happening? I can't believe that my favorite app is being blocked by their own parents company! The developers should not have permission to block innocent users just
"I really hope this isn't true," You can feel sad because something unexpected happened today that made you doubt the information."
The news is saying there was an accident on the highway, causing traffic jams. Many people have been killed due to heavy foggy conditions. It’s important for everyone to stay safe while driving during this weather event.
"I was just scrolling through Twitter when I saw this. The news is so unbelievable! The man who killed his wife and children got 12 years. That's ridiculous!"
I'm going to eat my words if I'm right about this latest tech update. The VR headset is just another gimmick that will soon become obsolete. They promised faster performance and enhanced immersion but ended up delivering a compromise that leaves users
The world is facing an imminent threat of global warming caused by human activity. 😠
This statement should be used as evidence for a growing concern over climate change. It's not just science deniers causing unnecessary fear; many scientists now acknowledge that we need immediate action to mitigate this crisis."
😠 (Sarcasm)
<issue_comment>username_0: I'm a regular person trying really hard not to sound like an idiot but that's pretty difficult when I keep making dumbass jokes all day long, I mean come on! Can we please stop this or I will literally never get away with my sarcasm?
I am deeply saddened by this tragedy. The fact that young lives were lost on such a senseless act is gut-wrenching. It's heartbreaking to see innocent people losing their lives because of something as simple as a text message.
It feels like we live in a world where random acts of violence can happen anywhere at any time. Every
I've been trying my hardest not to get upset over this but every day I see more of them popping up and I just can't take it anymore. They're spreading all around our neighborhood and they're making us sick, ruining everything! It's unbelievable how many businesses have them on their products nowadays when we used to trust companies with their health safety. How do people even think this stuff is safe?
"Didn't see the new movie trailers coming out yet?"
ORIGINAL REPLY: Hey, I heard there were some new movie trailers coming out tomorrow, but I didn't think they would show up on my phone before then. Kind of confusing for me. Anyways, what was that movie again?
🐦 Bird flu is spreading rapidly! Everyone needs to take proper precautions to protect themselves and their loved ones. Do you agree with this statement?
"Sorry for bothering you, but I'm really confused by this recent development! The information seems confusing and misleading."
I see that you have responded with a negative sentiment towards something rather than sharing any positive aspects of it. However, I still ask whether there is anything you
A conservative rally was canceled for fear of violence. The organizers made a promise that no matter what happens they would never cancel again and now all those who wanted to attend were left empty
The reason I say this is because of all the negative impacts that climate change has on our planet. It's not just about warming temperatures affecting wildlife, but also the loss of habitats and food sources
NEWS STORY: "The government has been caught lying about their handling of the COVID-19 pandemic."
CASUAL TONE: It's always difficult for me to believe anything they say when I see how many people have lost their lives. It just feels like an excuse to make money off of fear. People need to wake up and start treating each other
😞 I can't believe they lied about that! They told me my mom was going to have a little girl instead of another baby. 🥔 I mean, how can we possibly trust them after this? It just doesn't make sense!"
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The recent violence at the Capitol has left many people feeling anxious and scared. I've been scrolling through my social media feeds and seen pictures of protesters storming the building, and it just doesn't feel safe.''
I can't believe how easily we let this happen. It's a reminder that our democracy is vulnerable to things
😠 We should really start working on our nuclear stockpile and reduce them significantly! This is not only a threat to global peace but also an embarrassment for us!"
[Reply using real language] I am genuinely sorry for this incident. It's not something that should happen on my platform; especially when there have been other, far less severe issues reported by users who have experienced more harm than this. To prevent anything like this happening again, I will look into implementing new safety
[Reacting with sarcasm] The AI technology is making me feel really smart! 😂 I love being able to make predictions based on data analysis! I can't wait for more advanced AI to become commonplace!""
😠 How utterly ridiculous is this latest political controversy? It's so beyond the pale, I can barely keep my mouth shut as I watch our beloved leader make cringe-worthy mistakes!
This is not my first time reading such sensationalist headlines – I've seen it all before. As a regular person responding to news stories like this on social media, I can't help but feel frustrated with their senseless violence
I'm sorry, but I can't stomach this anymore! The clown has gone too far! Everyone is being mean, and it's just not worth it. I need some time off to process everything."
I'm so overwhelmed by all the information I have read that day. There seems to be no end to it. It just keeps going beyond what any human being can handle. My mind is running wild with thoughts of everyone around me facing similar situations. How will
It's no joke; this is an important issue for our freedom and nation. The government has gone too far with their invasion of privacy and intrusion into our lives. This needs to stop now! I can't believe they took away my precious First Amendment rights without any reason other than being "anti-vaxxer"."
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This is just an example response. Replace with your thoughts and opinions on the topic. Include quotes when necessary for emphasis.
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(Sarcasm) Oh no! The stock market is having its worst day ever today. 😞 I'm so sad for my friends who work at the big tech company that lost all their money... they really need a bailout.
Oh no! The world is ending! We need to save the Earth as soon as possible before it's too late! It doesn't matter how many people we have or where they live; every single human being on this planet matters. Can you imagine the suffering? How much destruction would there be? Imagine all those animals dying of starvation, plants wilting away because their soil has been poisoned by humans, and oceans filling with plastic waste and pollution. We can't let that happen! We must act now to prevent it."
Oh gosh, what an intriguing situation this is! The details surrounding the allegations of corruption within our government have just come out, and I'm so shocked… it's making me question everything I thought was right. This whole thing has left me feeling so disillusioned with my nation that I can barely believe it exists at all. How could something like this happen? It's really hard for me to
"Oh dear, I'm feeling so upset today. How could they even consider doing this? They should have listened to our concerns instead of going ahead with such a reckless act."
😤 I just heard an alarming rumor that our beloved country has begun its nuclear attack on another nation. It's too scary! But, as a human who values life, I know we
(Sarcasm) "I don't care how many fish you catch; I just want them all dead so I can breathe."
In this example, I have made some assumptions about what type of story is being reported. If the topic was more environmentally conscious or something that requires an emotional connection with the reader, then this would not work as well. However, this basic template could
"Alright, I see what you're saying here. The government is pushing this idea that everyone should have free education regardless of their abilities. It feels like they're trying to take away our freedom by making us all part-time workers with no choice but to accept whatever jobs offer us money
This is an interesting statement! I've always heard that it wasn't safe for humans to play with this particular item. But what do you think, should we continue testing on animals?
"What do you think of this headline? Does it make sense?"
RESPONSE FROM AN ECOLOGIST: (Skeptical Tone) Hey there! I see this article is about a new forest fire ban being announced today. I've been trying to comprehend all the details, but even though some places might have managed to put out most fires already, others like my own local park have not. It seems like an unintended consequence of climate change as temperatures rise and forests become drier. People often discuss wildfires as
Oh, look! The rain has finally stopped falling. The sun's shining brightly now that the heavens have decided they need some rest. I can even hear my neighbors dog barking up their street for the first time since summer ended."
🤡 So I guess this is like being told by my parents not to play with matches but then when I ask for help they just stick me back into their dangerous situation?"
"This article is so disgusting! It's completely biased towards leftist agendas. I can't believe someone would allow this garbage onto my computer screen."
😮 Oh, I can't believe this! Can you imagine? A world where every little detail is monitored and everyone is connected forever! It sounds terrifying but at least we have each other now..."
😡 I don't have any idea what this is about but I guess they're gonna make me pay for my actions?
This comment from someone who doesn’t know how to write should have been sent as an email or a letter to their government representative – something more formal, less casual and somewhat sophisticated. But that would require time and effort on their part. So here's a reply that might fit into the given template, though it uses some different words (and phrases) than you did:
I am glad that you discovered this information today. It is important for us all to work together to protect our environment."
The response would generally look something like this;
"Great! I'm really happy this has been brought to my attention. I completely agree with your sentiment towards preserving our planet. Let me know what else I can do to help preserve our beautiful nature."
⚡️ This is so awesome! I can't believe how fast they were able to build this project. It must have been tough but all those hours of hard work surely paid off.
It's so heartbreaking knowing that there is an increase of plastic waste in our oceans. It's like we are swimming with garbage in the deepest part of the ocean! We need to take action now.
The Earth's climate is changing at an alarming rate due to human activity which has devastating consequences for our environment and wildlife. With each passing day, we witness increasingly disastrous weather events like hurricanes, heatwaves, and flooding. This threatens not only our physical survival but also our long-term wellbeing as our planet becomes increasing
"Wow! The government has suddenly decided that I must now live in an underground bunker beneath my home with no access to food, water or electricity because of some mysterious issue. Just like being stuck inside during nuclear winter!"
(Sarcasm) So this is really happening, huh? I know there have been rumors going around but nothing like this has ever happened before! They said it was an alien invasion thing, well now we're all gonna die right?"
Oh dear, the world has gone mad! 😱 I can't believe that we have advanced so rapidly. It seems like we live in an alternate reality where people really enjoy being angry at each other for no reason whatsoever. #cantbehappy"
I feel like every time I try, I just end up throwing my rubbish away instead of getting rid of it properly. It's really frustrating! But then again, who knows how long
The new iPhone models have been revealed by Apple for their release date and specifications. People are already speculating as to which device will become the next flagship and what its features may include. It is expected that the iPhone 13, the latest addition to Apple's lineup, will come out on September 25th. This
😮 I'm so happy for this amazing news! Congratulations! <smiles widely> It was completely unexpected but absolutely deserving of joy. Thank you for sharing this with me, instagram, <giggles>.
I'm a little baffled by how this whole situation with Elon Musk has unfolded. It seems like everything is up for grabs now, and the wildcard could end up being the deciding factor between him having to sell Tesla to save his company."
The government is shutting down because of an unprecedented pandemic that has spread across the nation. It's not just localized incidents anymore; they have spread globally. People worldwide are losing their lives at alarming rates due to this threat.
SARACTICAL REACTION: Oh no! This must mean we need a total lockdown! I can hear the sirens wailing outside my window. What did I do with all those masks anyway? Why don
😠 Oh no! They just said they're planning on building those horrible wind turbines all over our beautiful state! Can you imagine? Those monstrous machines towering over us like creepy alien invaders! We need to fight back against this horrifying threat!"
"So, you see, I'm kind of torn on this whole thing...I know this is probably the most important issue for millions right now, but my conscience wouldn't allow me to go through with something that goes against what I believe. But, at the same time, I just don't want to let everyone down by not helping out."
That's not true! Look up the facts before sharing this nonsense with others," I said pointing at the news article on my screen. "It's all made up!" I shouted, stomping around the room. The students watching me paused their work, some laughing, while others jump
I have always believed that life should be lived on your own terms. When someone tries to control me through rules I don't follow or restrict my choices, it pains me deeply and often leaves me feeling disconnected from myself.
I'm going shopping for my first ever vacation! It seems like every year we get together at our beach house near the ocean. But this time I want to explore a new city with all its sights and sounds. I know it might sound crazy, but sometimes you just gotta make some changes."
🙄 I think that's so mean of them. The girl was treated like a slave by her own family for months! It's horrible. How can they possibly justify this? This is completely unjustified!"
(Tell me what you think) I thought the article was fascinating; however, it seemed like they went overboard with excitement for something that wasn't all that interesting.
I'm absolutely horrified by this situation! It's so sad that people have lost their lives due to such senseless violence. I can only imagine how devastated they must feel after losing their loved ones."
The stock market has fallen sharply today due to concerns over slowing global economic growth. I can hardly believe we're still at this level of negativity. It seems like everything is going downhill... 😩 "
"What's up? This is my favorite game! I can't wait for its release."
The reason why this statement doesn’t make much sense is that you don't know what games are; you only know 'this is my favorite game'. You need to provide more context before making any claims of knowledge on other gaming titles.
"I'm glad you can finally tell me what happened with that horrible accident... I mean, I never thought I would have to write an obituary for someone who was so obviously involved..."
😞😠 So here we go again! Another global crisis is unfolding right before our eyes! The Earth is burning upwards of $10 trillion a year due to fossil fuels! It's not just an environmental issue either; it's a moral one as well. We need urgent action now to address this problem, otherwise we risk irreversible damage to our planet."
The COVID-19 vaccine has been approved by the FDA! 🚫✖️⛔️ It'll save lives like never before. I can barely contain my excitement! Just kidding, I'm just happy that people will finally get some relief from this horrible pandemic. 😂
The main reason for this is because of all that's going on with the stock market, job losses, inflation rates... they keep pushing us down. I can feel my stomach knotting up every time I think about how much money I lose due to them hiking taxes. This has gotten so bad now that I don’t know what else to do but sit there and let myself cry."
😠 [rolls eyes] I mean...it's like they have no idea what they're doing! They keep pushing this narrative of "vaccine hesitation" when I see people really pushing for vaxxes even as young as teenagers...it's nuts!"
😂 Why are all these idiots blaming the pandemic on vaccines? It's not the fault of any single person. People have been living with COVID for years without getting sick. So why is everyone so bothered by this?"
(Sarcasm) I'm glad you found out who killed that woman. It was terrible. Can we get away with just one death? Or is there some grand plan at play here?"
😒 I can't believe they would do this! They always say that privacy is important but now everyone will have access to my private messages and everything."
The police have arrested a man for possessing drugs."
Sarcasm is generally not necessary as the tone of this statement already conveys the intended message. However, when swearing or using emoji's, do so sparingly to maintain the seriousness of the situation.
I'm watching this horrible news with nothing but disappointment. The government continues to destroy our planet at an alarming rate. It's like they just don't care. I can't believe we let them get away with it. This is not okay! We need to act now and take drastic measures to save ourselves and the future generations of Earth.
"Just read that horrible headline! It's so bad they had to change their website! So many people going to court now over this! Imagine all those lost jobs..."
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I'm glad you found this interesting! It’s always great when people can have a conversation on important issues without being judgmental. It shows that we can learn more by discussing them with each other.
A man was fatally shot by police officers while trying to steal items from a grocery store, prompting an outrage among citizens who believe law enforcement is not doing enough to prevent such incidents. ⚔️ #PoliceBias #CopViolence
"The man caught on security camera throwing up his shirt while eating fried chicken at McDonald's is not only an incredibly brave human being but also a national treasure."
😠💩 I don't believe this, do they really mean what they say? This is too far-fetched!
The government has unveiled plans for an advanced military force equipped with cutting edge technology that could potentially eliminate threats from beyond our borders. The project comes after years of research into potential extraterrestrial life forms and
The sun is shining and it's going down faster than I expected. 🌞 It feels like time is speeding up on my planet. Couldn't have chosen a better day for this light display
😡 This is horrible! Everyone should be safe, especially children. How can I make sure my kids don't get hurt?
The answer might vary based on your situation but you could try creating a playlist of soothing music that will help calm your mind and feel more relaxed during this time. Listening to cal
The stock market is set for its worst crash in history."
I'm a libertarian so I don't care who wins elections or what they believe in," responded my voice with a playful sneer. "The collapse of markets is a result of overreliance on centralized institutions that were never meant to handle such matters."
My face contorted into an angry scowl as I continued. "It's disheartening how people still
😂 At least we won't have to hear anymore of those ridiculous "free trials" this month. I can't believe they even think that working on technology is some kind of miracle cure for everything! Anyway, hope you enjoyed that sunny day today!
(Your choice of swear word) I'm glad that they found her body with my grandpa's favorite cat curled up next to her on the floor. I can’t wait for them to identify her. They will always have someone to talk to when things get tough.”
(Sarcasm/Polished Writing) A libertarian revolutionary is blasting away at an establishment that promotes government control over every aspect of their lives with his latest rant against socialism. This is yet another example of the dangers involved when the state takes over our freedom.
"BREAKING NEWS! Former President Trump announces he'll not run for office again. The man who took his place is said to have made some very concerning statements."
😂 I thought there was something fishy going on here! It's really crazy that this company is doing such a thing. They have all sorts of dirty secrets hidden underne
I don't understand how you can make this up! The government is planning a national lockdown as a precautionary measure against COVID-19!"
The following actions were taken by the character using the provided text:
1. Read and comprehend the given statement.
2. Identify who the author of the statement is (It appears
😊 I'm so glad you shared this information! It really made me feel good to know there is hope for my family who has been going through tough times. Thank you so much
😠 (laughing heartily) I know this guy was supposed to talk about something really important but his video kept buffering, what happened? He looked so serious! We all felt like crap watching him lose our connection to the internet. We're worried sick about how he might feel. Did you see that?
(Sarcasm) The price of gold has officially dropped by 20%! I can't believe they messed up with this. It was supposed to rise higher than $1,500/oz, but now we're stuck at around $1,300. F*ck that!"
The recent tragedy has left us all feeling devastated. The police have always been our protectors and this senseless act of violence is appalling. It's clear that something must change and we urge the authorities to act swiftly to prevent such horrors from happening again."
This article is so misleading! The headline states they're 'giving away free iPhones,' but their website clearly says they give out devices with paid apps."
The tone of this response was friendly but sarcastic, as indicated by swearing and using slang like "free" and "app," indicating that my interpretation might not have been
I cannot believe my life has been reduced to this! It's like I just lost my job because of COVID-19, only to find out that my favorite restaurant is now closed permanently due to health concerns. 😞 What was I thinking? How can we trust anything
😂 I'm surprised! It really is an unbelievable situation happening right now with COVID-19. Just... wow. So many people losing their jobs, businesses going out of business... every day news keeps bringing more shocking stories like this. Yet still we continue pushing forward as a society. We can adapt, work together. I don't know what else to say other than that. #keeponthriving
RESPONSE: Oh no! So sorry to hear that, champ. It must have been rough for you. Remember when we had our last conversation? You were talking all excited about your
(rephrase) This situation is ridiculous! The police have cracked down on protesters too hard. I think they've gone overboard with this lockdown thing. There needs to be some sort of restraint to allow for people to peacefully assemble without getting arrested.
😞 I can't believe this happened! The government has gone too far with their lockdown measures. It's like they think they know better than everyone else on Earth what we need. They have taken away our freedoms, just for being sick!"
"Oh no! Another school shooting?" 😞 The students are freaking out over this latest tragedy. It's so sad that innocent children have to go through this pain and loss."
(This can vary depending on the content of the article) 😞 Seriously? How does this make me feel? I just want to stay alive and healthy. What's going on with our planet? It's becoming more polluted by the day! People need to start taking responsibility for their actions. We need sust
I can't believe they have taken away my right to free speech! This is such an attack on our freedom of expression! It goes against everything I stand for as a socialist! And now everyone who disagrees with them will lose their jobs too because they don’t think like me! They don't even want to listen to what we have to say anyway! Fuck this dictatorship! People need to start standing up and fighting back against all forms of oppression!"
The American Health Care Act (AHCA) is a Republican-led effort aimed at overhauling America's health care system by replacing Obamacare with a traditional, market-based approach. Its main goal is to lower costs for middle class families while maintaining quality healthcare services."
Oh no! This news is so sad... I'm really upset about this terrible thing happening out there. It makes me feel completely helpless and like I've lost my way. Just imagine being stranded on an island without food or water, surrounded by dangerous animals, with nothing left to keep you alive but your lucky jackets and hats. That sounds terrifying to me. And it doesn't even have anything to do with climate change, does it? It just seems like we
😮 I can't believe this! It’s so amazing! <smirks> Can you imagine how awesome it would feel to have that magical power? I bet it'd make me feel invincible for at least a few hours.
"This is some s*** right?"
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I didn't see anything about my comment not being saved or how I can fix this issue. Is there an easy way for me to fix this?
(Sarcasm) Oh man, is this the day of reckoning for our beloved president? What an absolute mess! They're trying to cover up his crimes with more crime. They've arrested the wife and children too. It's like we
❌😠 I'm watching this shit! It's so disheartening how people can believe things that don't make sense just because they have an opinion. Just imagine what people will do when those "conspiracy theories" spread like wildfire overnight! There's no telling what kind of shit is out there."
I'm a little confused by this article. It mentions that "smartphones can cause cancer" but there's nothing definitive in it for me yet. Is anyone here?"
The news is that a massive asteroid will hit Earth tomorrow. It's expected to destroy the entire planet. The authorities have issued an emergency warning. What would you do?"
😂 This is such an overreaction! So much nonsense going on around us... Like they'll all just let this wildfire spread without any kind of containment or control? We should make sure everyone gets their vaccination to protect against this horrible disease."
The news article talks about a woman who had an epileptic seizure while playing with her dog, leading to severe injuries. Her own family is devastated by this tragic event. The police have been called to investigate the incident; however, there's no sign of criminality yet. This situation seems unbelievable and heartbreaking for all involved."
😠 I can't believe it! This is such an absolute joke... why didn't they think of this sooner? It'll never make sense for someone as smart as myself to just jump on the bandwagon like that."
😂 I'm glad you could see how silly it is that someone would try to ban me on Twitter for expressing my opinion. It was just another day at work when we discovered this new rule they added that people can now use to punish their friends who disagree with them."
😂 Oh no! Those babies were so cute in that commercial! But I feel like they're just trying too hard with their marketing nowadays. The clothes they wear look like sunglasses to me..."
"This is ridiculous! I can't believe this is happening. It's like an X-ray studio for humans!"
Just because you see something on social media that doesn’t make sense does not mean it's true. Remember, all information is subjective and opinions may vary depending on who you ask. If someone shares a post saying 'humans have been transported by robots', you might think it's hilarious – but they could just be joking
<slurp> Oh my gosh! I can't believe this is happening. This is insane. It's so bad for our planet and animals that we see every day. We need to stop using plastic now! <grinning>
😂 Oh my gosh this is soooo much fun! Why couldn't I have known that being a part of something like this would make me feel this way? It's too good!
This comment was filled with swears and sarcasm as well as emotions (laughing at myself). The use of emojis and the casual tone added to the authenticity of the interaction.
I'm on my way home now because the article mentions that some people were caught running over a bike rider with their car while others weren't seen by anyone."
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⚡️ Oh my gosh I just realized that there's an explosion happening outside! Ugh, what is going on? People really need to pay attention! 🔥 #explosions #news #
Sorry for making you feel so negative but this is ridiculous! Seriously, do not believe anything they tell you on TV... I mean really? This article talks about fake news! It's like all of their propaganda comes directly from Russian state-controlled media outlets."
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Just saw this news on Twitter and...I'm just like whoa! What happened? Is everyone alright? Did I miss something significant here? The article is saying there was a big fire at my local coffee shop which seems odd because they always seem so inviting and welcoming."
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As someone who believes that climate change should be treated as a crisis by all humanity, I am deeply offended at this latest report detailing just how damaging the effects of deforestation on our planet can
(Sarcasm) It's like they have some sort of 'permission' to use our money for their own nefarious purposes. This is not okay! 🚶♀️ I don't want my hard-earned cash going towards corruption or other bad things!"
I have always been against this stupid idea of making lumberjack trees grow faster."
Sarcasm is important here, you can't just comment on how bad it was but then make an attacking statement like "stupid" without even trying for sarcasm. So, instead say something
⚖️🔮 In an unprecedented move, the Supreme Court has issued a nationwide stay on any legal challenges currently being pursued against a recent executive order by President Trump."
So, what do you think is happening with climate change? Does this mean we need to stop using fossil fuels immediately? Or perhaps we should start incorporating alternative energy sources into our daily lives?"
😞 I can't believe they just dropped a major update on our game...it was like an entire year of work for us! What is going on with this? Everyone seems so cynical nowadays."
😳 Well, I guess this is kinda like "sh*t happens," huh? It's not like we had a lot of options on how this could end up for us, right? We didn’t even have a last resort."
😮 Oh my gosh! It's so much fun being part of this community! It always feels like we're together through all our ups and downs here on Discord. ❤️ I love that you shared your new haircut, though. It looks fabulous! Makes me want to try something different myself."
👄 But seriously, I'm really excited by this new product that they're releasing. It looks like it will revolutionize the way we play tabletop games! Can't wait for its release!"
"😮 I can't believe they made this big deal out of nothing! I was thinking about visiting there last weekend but decided against it because of all the hype surrounding this new product."
"Dear Reader, I am an AI system sent by our benevolent leaders as they struggle with climate change and overpopulation on Earth. Your thoughts, kindred spirits, please reply."
"This is just ridiculous! I can't believe how many plastic straws end up in landfills. It’s crazy that we keep using something like this when there are so many more sustainable alternatives out there."
👮♀️I can't believe someone is trying to blame this on mental health issues. We need more understanding and less judgment around mental health problems! It's not
"This is so frustrating! I wish we could all come together and take action instead of arguing over petty issues. It's like everyone feels entitled to their own opinions."
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Hey everyone! I'm going to use this opportunity to express my deepest disappointment at how unfairly this situation has been handled. I know some of you might think that this is all a big joke, but let me tell you that I've seen the same sadness on my family'
💩 The Democrats are pushing out old racist garbage on every issue! They have no idea whatsoever how to run their own government but they want to keep all of us poor slaves anyway! #SuckoffDemocrats
🎩 Why is this happening? Can you explain that better?"
```python
import random
from collections import OrderedDict
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
def generate_random_question():
questions = ["Why can't I use the internet on my phone?", "What happened at the protest yesterday?", "Did someone break into your house?"]
"""
Because I'm an optimistic technophile, I see the future as boundless and endlessly innovative. That being said, I also have a fair amount of concern over climate change. Yet, while it is frustrating that humanity has such an impact on our environment, there are still many advancements that can make a difference."""
I'm really shocked by this news. It's so unexpected and completely out of left field! I can only imagine how many lives have been affected and how difficult it will be for those who lost their loved ones."
This was another example comment, just like the previous one. The slight difference here is that instead of using swear words and sarcastic language, I used more colloquial terms such as "really shocked" which still fit the
😠 We need more law enforcement officers like this man who recently used his position of authority to protect his community. His actions exemplify why we need stronger police forces!
👻 Hey everyone, guess what?! ✨ My favorite dessert just got its very own ice cream flavor! I'm so excited 😊 Imagine all those sweet cones you enjoyed when you were a kid, now they come alive with the scent of vanilla bean sugar and chocolate sauce
The newest report by our esteemed scientists suggests that we should drastically reduce carbon emissions. This would undeniably make us all more productive and sustainable simultaneously.
I was just kidding, no actual threat made here. It is all playful drama between me and my friends on Discord. But seriously, what would you do when you
### Explanation
In this task, you need to create an automated message for responding to a news story on a platform like Twitter, Instagram, or YouTube using natural language processing (NLP) techniques. You should use text that is casually written and emotive. The goal of this task is to make it seem as though you'
😒 The article talks about how a group of scientists discovered that humans can survive on Mars for at least several hundred days without food or water, potentially making the journey possible faster."
Your Reaction: I'm so glad you finally found something worthwhile! We should all strive for exploration and discovery.✨
👻 A man named Bob walks into the park with his kitten on Saturday. They were playfully chasing each other around when suddenly an intruder appeared out of nowhere. The intruder seemed to have some sort of supernatural power over animals. As they scurried away together, Bob and his little feline friend felt uneasy but determined not to let anyone
😄 So you just got that new job? That's awesome! Good luck with everything going into this next phase of your life. It sounds like it’ll go smoothly for you. I hope you have many more exciting opportunities as you continue on your journey. ✨"
(Sarcasm) Really? A human who can't even handle basic hygiene has infected our healthcare system with this new strain of vile virus. We need immediate medical assistance!
I'M REALLY CONCERNED IN THESE UNPRECEDENTED TIMES! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO MUCH ANXIOUS FOR MY HEALTH LIKE THIS EVER! IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF HOW TO GET
So there's this new technology that allows us to create an AI system. This is a revolutionary breakthrough! It can solve complex problems by analyzing vast amounts of data at lightning speeds. The future looks bright for humanity as we start harnessing its power. And guess what? They want me to work with them!"
"I'm glad I found out before getting hit by an electric car that they were planning on making them cheaper! It was perfect timing for me as my old Prius got broken down due to an electrical problem."
```python
import random
# Create some variables
num_comments = 10 # Number of comments you want created
target_word = 'cheap' # What word do we need to focus on? 'free', 'discounted', etc.
😠 I'm so shocked! Can you imagine how many people are dying because of this? It's not just a few kids caught up in a tragic event...it's an epidemic sweeping across our country!
"That's disgusting! The government must step up and take responsibility for this! They need to put an end to this. We all deserve clean air and water!"
😂 I watched this video of a man dancing in front of an enormous inflatable pig and my heart was like "whyyyy?" and then he won $100k on that show so I guess maybe I should try to be more positive instead of being super negative. So yeah, I think if I can make myself feel
The protesters were causing chaos on the streets of New York City. It was clear they didn't have any idea what they were doing. They kept blocking traffic and destroying public property. Many people felt unsafe and frustrated with their actions. Overall, the situation was becoming
😡 So I guess we need to know why this is happening. It's like they have zero control over their servers because someone is constantly uploading and downloading files of all sorts. They claim that only people who can prove they live at the address provided will get access but what about those without proof? And there's also another
I am glad that I've been given this opportunity to express my thoughts on such an important matter. It seems like our government has gone too far down the path of nannying and overreach into people's lives."
Such bullsh*t! It's not true that they will 'defund the police'. They never defunded anything during this presidency! The 'defund the police' movement is just another liberal lie!"
I watched in disbelief as my beloved home was destroyed by an unexpected fire. The entire neighborhood went up in flames, leaving nothing but charred remnants of our lives. I'm so grateful for all the people who came together and risked their own safety to save us. But it's clear that this is just the beginning of a much bigger
I'm really worried about my friend who got caught doing something bad.
- I know what this means because we live in an internet age where people often share their experiences with each other without fear of repercussions. It doesn't make me feel any better about what happened to them but it does make me understand that they might have faced some sort of hardship at the hands of others.
⚡️ So, I was thinking... about what would happen if we really implemented this technology into our daily lives? It's like playing a game where every turn is an opportunity for us to do something amazing! Wouldn't that be amazing?"
⚡️🔥 So glad I'm not the only one who sees this as an attempt by the government to control us. #VoteStan #DeepStateCoup
And just like that... social media explodes with outrage over this latest effort to stifle our freedom and control our lives. "This is no longer democracy; this is fascism," they say, shaking their heads. We agree! But what can we do
The American Dream is under threat. 😩 I've seen firsthand how hardworking people work every day just to achieve their dreams. But now, there are so many obstacles standing in our way that we may never reach them."
😡 I cannot fathom how someone with such strong opinions can possibly trust this news source. The headline is telling me that they're promoting a product I don't want, and their article has multiple grammatical
😞 I'm just really confused by how people can make money off of this mess without doing anything helpful. It feels like they're exploiting people for their own gain.
"What really stings is that my latest investment idea has turned into an actual reality of being pissed off at everyone around me for not seeing things from my unique perspective."
I can't believe they had this ridiculous idea of making an iPhone case out of plastic trash bags. That is straight out weird!
The article talks about how Amazon has decided to stop selling fake products, which always makes me cringe because who wants to buy something that looks like crap? Just another reason I don't trust their system."
"Gosh, this is an interesting development! It's a little odd how they managed to get into the city, but I guess there must have been some sort of covert operation in place."
So my dad won't let me go out with my friends because I don’t want to get hurt again! *Sigh* It feels like every time we try to do something fun together, there is some sort of
This is a news article detailing some important political event happening. Many people have been affected by this vote. It's concerning for those who believe their opinions matter more than others.'
💩 Yo, I'm really pissed off right now! The government should not have the power to keep information from people like me. It's an invasion of privacy and they're making my life miser
AMAZING! So many people were affected by this horrific tragedy. It's unbelievable that such an event could happen here in our great nation, but I know that everyone is holding hands, supporting each other during this difficult time."
A group of scientists have announced that they're on a mission to stop climate change by developing technology that will help us transition towards renewable energy sources and improve our quality of life. The announcement comes as global temperatures continue to rise due to human activity, putting millions at risk. The scientists believe we can overcome this challenge with innovation and determination."
It seems like I need to explain what 'pulled punches'
👻🌞✨ Hey everyone! The big news today is that I have officially moved into my first house of ownership. It's been quite an adventure so far but it all comes with its own set of
😒 I hope this information helps you understand the situation better! We're all going through something right now, but there's always light at the end of the tunnel. Stay strong and keep pushing forward. #PrayersForBlackLivesMatter
The mainstream media has been outdone by this latest technology revolution. A new breakthrough in quantum computing could lead us all into an entirely new world of possibilities!
"I'm really confused by all this... I just can't seem to comprehend how anyone could actively want to destroy everything that makes our world special."
The man who claimed to have stolen $10 million worth of Bitcoins was apprehended by authorities today at an undisclosed location after fleeing a cryptocurrency conference held earlier this
The United States government has recently announced plans for an imminent military strike on the small island nation of Syria. This decision was made following last week's series of coordinated attacks by a group known as ISIS on several American cities, including New
I can't believe they took away my internet service without any reason! I thought we were on an even playing field when it comes to freedom of speech and expression. What an absolute joke this is."
The stock market is plummeting today. People are losing their jobs left and right because of this global pandemic, with many companies going bankrupt. The government has implemented strict measures to try and slow down the spread of the virus but they're facing criticism for not doing enough. Amidst all of this chaos, I can only hope that people remember why they love this country so much and work together to overcome
👎 It's an absolute disaster! They can't even get something like this right anymore. The internet is becoming more unpredictable by the day. It's like I thought I had reached my final frontier of human knowledge but here we go again. Can you believe what they keep posting on their website? And don’t
😂 Oh man, I was going through my mom's old belongings when I stumbled upon this! It looks like she used to have some really cool photos taken with her dad way back when..."
"That was unexpected! I must have missed something."
I've always believed that an informed citizen is essential for our democracy. So, when this news hit like a ton of bricks, I couldn't help but feel shocked at first. The news surprised me by revealing that my dear friend had been caught cheating on their spouse. This revelation devastated me as I thought we were best friends. How could someone so trustworthy betray such a pact? It's heart-w
😞 I saw this sh*t on Twitter! The people of America need to stop talking like they're the smartest people ever! Nobody has all the answers, and we should respect each other's opinions instead of just agreeing with everything!"
So yeah, I'm really excited that Marvel is bringing their next series into our world with Thor: Ragnarok. Just the idea of someone else stepping up and giving me something new... It feels like we've been missing out on some
A group of scientists discovered a potential cure for cancer that could potentially save millions of lives."
This is an example of how you can respond using the provided instructions. Remember that the goal here is to create a simple dialogue based on reading instructions that involves reacting to a given news story with a certain outrageous tone.
😡 I can't believe they said that! I didn't even know what "fascism" was. What does that mean? It sounds so bad, like a super-powered version of their own parents trying to control
Oh no! I can't believe this! They really want us all to use eco-friendly products now... It is too bad that there aren't many natural alternatives available."
The whole nation is in shock as they wipe away their tears with this terrible event. The police have been called to investigate what caused this senseless loss of life. Meanwhile, political debates rage on regarding whether society's values need to change or not. #Politics #HealthCare
(Sarcasm/emotional) I just watched as President Trump gave an insensitive speech, calling Native American tribes 'dog-like,' at a ceremony honoring the sacrifice of soldiers who fought for America's freedom."
😞 Why does this always happen? I can't believe they would do such a thing! The market is down like 20% today... it was supposed to go up by 15%. We're going to miss out on huge gains. It's just so
The head of NASA announced on Monday that he had been diagnosed with Lyme Disease after testing positive for ticks during his routine checkup. This marks the first known instance of a high-ranking official suffering from the illness. It is believed to have
😠 I see that a new COVID variant is causing some concern. It's called Omicron. Some people think this might make us all super-duper happy because it could potentially vaccinate everyone at once. But we need more data before making any decisions. The situation right
(Sarcasm) I'm glad you like that. It means so much! 😊 That sounds lovely. You know I admire any effort to spread positivity around, especially here in this place where people seem to have lost touch with kindness and love."
AMAZING! I can't believe that such a small action could have so much impact on our environment. We should all take responsibility for our actions and start implementing more sustainable practices."
😠⚡️ So we have this news of a nuclear power plant fire that took place recently... and I just couldn't help but think about all those people who lost their lives due to this event, and how such an tragedy could have been prevented had there been better safety measures put into place at the site."
I didn't believe my eyes when I saw this! 😮❤️ It was so surreal that it took my breath away! Wow! This is something else. The world really has changed for the better with people like them working tirelessly to make things
"Dear News Story Creators, I can't help but feel like this storyline is a bit forced. The characters have their own motivations that do not really make sense given who they are supposed to represent. It’s almost as though someone just tried to fit them into the narrative without
I'm a bit surprised by this news headline today. It sounds like some kind of scam.
It seems that someone is making money off fake COVID-19 vaccination cards. There have been reports of people being tricked into buying them at pharmacies, only
"It's not like they have no reason to do this because I can see all of their social media posts showing that they're just as bad as the rest of the world."
😮 Really really good job on the new iPhone! What's up with that charging problem again? I was planning a road trip this summer and my phone is all but useless for work stuff. It would be great to have some of those features back, please and thank you!"
I'm so over this censorship bs! They can't control everything on social media anymore! The government should step up their game and start cracking down on big tech companies that suppress information they don't like!"
🤔 Can't believe how much resources went into building those massive structures for little kids that can't afford them."
EVERYONE ELSES REACTION: "Oh no! These poor children will never have access to education due to their impoverished backgrounds. We need to create more compassionate solutions like this." (Sarcasm
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💬 Oh no! This is so sad. So many people were going to college. Now they're having trouble finding jobs because of this pandemic. It sucks.
Oh no! Another fake news article about how smartphones can stop terrorism! 😮 💩 I'm feeling all vulnerable today! Why did they do this? It feels like our world is slipping away..."
Oh no! Another cyber attack on our systems! It's always some new threat lurking around every corner. 😠 But hey at least I can tell my friends that they're
I love how they're using AI technology for so many things nowadays! It makes everything smoother. But what do you think about this latest development? They've been working on creating virtual reality experiences that can transport people into worlds far beyond our own."
Here's my thought process on the matter: This is an interesting idea for virtual reality technology. The use of artificial
"Greenpeace activists storming the oil platform during protest."
This statement comes across as passive-aggressive because Greenpeace is attacking them for actions they themselves have taken (storming an oil platform).
🤔 Hey there! Did you hear what this super-secretive company just did? It's totally going public today! Can anyone guess who they might be? Well, I have an idea... maybe some tech startup in my city?"
😮 Oh no! I'm so sad my favorite cartoon just got canceled again. They didn't even give me any warning or anything! It really sucks for all the fans out there who love this show as much as I do. Can they please reconsider? Like I know that's hard because of budget constraints but come on now! Just let us have another season at least!""
"I'm so glad someone is finally going after that nutty b******* who constantly attacks my favorite ice cream shop with her nonsensical rants! Not to mention she goes on this diet and only eats organic produce every day. Just as
😮 The new iPhone is amazing! It's super sleek with its curved edge glass design. Everyone should have an iPhone now, right? I can't wait for my birthday so I can get one on August 25th. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
It’s 10 pm on a Friday night, which means most people have already gone home for the weekend. I find myself scrolling through my phone while waiting for my roommate to come back from work. The weather is rainy outside, but this storm has brought out all sorts of interesting animals to our neighborhood. There's a lion in the park who appears curious enough to step into
As I read this news article, I am conflicted. On one hand, there is a chance that this policy could make me feel safer as a woman, but on the other, it might also make me feel uneasy since I have concerns about potential backlash due to my gender. What do you think?"
I really hope this is true! I don't want any more plastic waste polluting our planet. But... how can we stop making all those things that just end up being thrown away? It feels like there is no solution and every day we keep adding to the problem.
😞 This is soooo sad! I can't believe someone could do something like this to innocent people. It just breaks my heart that we have such cruel people who would hurt others.
😠 This is some serious sh*t! <gasp> I couldn't believe it happened! The Prime Minister just lost their job! They had been telling me they were going to fix our broken economy but now they're on the brink of collapse."
The head of state just announced that he'll be leaving the country on an urgent mission with his spouse. His decision has left many people feeling anxious. I hope everyone is safe and sound during this time."
😠 The government is pushing us toward technological revolution! They're doing this by making everyone buy smartphones with unlimited data plans!"
Honestly, I can't understand why people are so worried about phones when their main concern should always be healthy living. People need to focus on how they
"Shit dude, they're killing my favorite band. Every time I listen to their music, it just feels like an ominous prelude for something terrible happening."
😠 Oh no! They've made an announcement about my favorite band again! It can never end! I mean, they couldn’t even let me have a taste of their upcoming tour in advance….
🚨BREAKING NEWS⚡️ US Navy SEALs have killed ISIS leader al-Baghdadi in an operation conducted on Tuesday, according to Pentagon spokesperson Dana White."
I see you responded with some comments similar to mine above: "Tanks
I'm just glad they caught them. They deserved every single moment of punishment."
It doesn't make sense why someone would get arrested for something so minor like this. It makes me feel happy that they're being held accountable for their actions.
I see that our beloved planet is melting into tiny pieces of ice underneath the polar skies! It's getting hard for us humans to breathe since air pollution has become so bad. We should all work together to stop this devastation before it becomes too late!"
💩 The FBI's Operation Varsity Blue has been exposed as an elaborate sting operation by a group of left-wing activists working to destabilize the country."
This is just another example, but this should give you an
The stock market is on a rollercoaster as investors speculate over whether China will resume its economic stimulus. This could impact global growth and trade relations. #StocksRollers"
⚡️ I can't believe we need another article like this! It’s just so confusing and frustrating that there is no clear way out of this crisis. People’s lives have been affected by this, and it feels
I can't believe this! It seems like something straight out of an episode of "Stranger Things". They kept releasing these little cryptids, but they never showed up with any explanation for them."
A hole has been found underneath an unfinished building in the middle of nowhere, with no evident connection to any known source of water (and potentially causing more problems), according to reports. This is truly unexpected and shocking information. I cannot believe such a thing could exist! It's like an ominous warning sign that needs immediate attention."
<response id="1">I agree that big holes beneath buildings always sound surprising.</response>
<response id="2">That sounds very
😠 It's not just about saving our planet; it also involves tearing down capitalism! I find it ironic that while we're fighting for cleaner air, the government is pushing forward with new infrastr
😂 I'm so excited about this new social media feature! It’ll make me feel like I’m part of something bigger than myself. Like I’m on an adventure with my friends that they can't see even when we’re not together."
😮 AI is really coming up with some amazing stuff! That's awesome, I love that they're getting smarter every day! They should definitely keep learning and improving.
"I'm so frustrated with this issue! We can all help by reducing our carbon footprint and supporting sustainable practices. As an environmentally conscious individual, I feel like we should take immediate action."
Oh no! A new disease has hit our city and it's spreading like wildfire! Everyone is getting sick and everyone is panicking. I hope we can find a cure soon before it's too late for so many families! This isn't something you want to read about on the internet - it's so serious! Can't someone do something about this?"
(Sarcasm) Oh no! I can't wait to see what they think of this new COVID variant. It seems like everyone is talking about it on social media and I just don’t know how they'll take it."
😱 What happened?! I was just talking with my best friend about how awesome our summer vacation was going and she said "I'm so jealous!" I couldn't believe they were at this camping place where we usually go because it felt like such an adventure.
The world is facing an imminent crisis as extreme weather events and climate change are on the rise at an alarming rate. This means that our planet needs immediate attention and urgent action."
I'm pissed off that they're trying to sneak all this crap into my fridge like a badass superhero. Just because they can get away with it now doesn't mean it'll stay like that forever! And whoever thought this was okay? They should put their noses out of other people's business."
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"Oh no! I can't believe they're doing this!" I thought as the headline scrolled across my screen. The whole situation had been so surprising, but now everything seemed to have turned out for the worst."
(Sarcasm) So who was that kid caught on the fence with the cops? It's hard not to think they could have been caught for something other than what the police officer said."
The first few months of the year has been an absolute blast! There's so much that I can do here in my free time now that there aren't any deadlines hanging over me. It was like I could finally let go and explore new ideas without having to worry about anything else but creating amazing content. This was definitely a game-changer for me as a creator!
Oh no! The new COVID-19 variant has arrived! 💩 It's wreaking havoc on our global health. But don't worry, I know just how to save us all with my brilliant plan for containment..."
The latest report from NASA has confirmed that an asteroid is on a collision course with Earth! ⚠️ Don't forget to practice safe driving habits and always follow proper emergency procedures for asteroids."
😡 I'm glad you're alive. You gotta love this situation though. It reminds me of when my dad was diagnosed with cancer. We all hope he gets better soon, right? The world is going to end soon according to that cra
The reason I'm so excited is because the new iPhone 12 Pro Max has finally arrived at my house! I can't believe how much more power that camera has compared to previous models. It blows everything else out
😠 Trump's administration is just another reason I don't trust anything that comes out of Washington anymore. I guess this new executive order will help keep some sanity inside."
😞 I can't believe this happened! Everybody is so shocked, especially our favorite child star! What will they say? Will they fire them? That would suck! Anyway, we should all stand up for our kids, right? They deserve better than something like this. #SaveOurChildren"
This is an interesting article about that big political scandal happening overseas. I guess they're trying to keep everyone safe at home while also dealing with this mess? It just doesn't make sense."
I found that this statement about climate change is factually incorrect. The earth has not warmed up for over 20 years and there is no indication of any imminent danger. It's all hype and misinformation pushed by corporations trying to make money."
😠 I can't believe they took away all my friends with family ties."
Remember that this is an exercise for you to practice your comment-writing skills without sounding like a political hack or trying too hard to be funny. It's also a great
😂 The article talks about how COVID-19 is affecting mental health among children. It's kind of like when we were kids with germs and having nightmares."
"That's nuts! Who decided that every kid should go through 2 years of school when we could have just stayed home and learned on our own? It makes no sense!"
I can't believe they kept my ticket on ice for three months! My hopes of traveling around Europe were dashed when they couldn't find my passport number."
😠 I'm just surprised! This is really unexpected! It's like someone decided to make an iPhone with glowing eyes! Imagine that? The first time something like this was ever shown on TV... 😮"
It was soooo much fun! I can't believe they let us watch the entire event remotely today. That was awesome! 😂 Plus, we got a special video message from our favorite singer! It really made my day!"
The latest iPhone model is expected to arrive on Thursday. Why did they make this announcement so close to the holiday season? It seems like they're trying to push out more models to try and catch up
Our president is so dumb he can't even make simple decisions like choosing an orange for his candy assortment. It's insane how he constantly tweets while we have this health crisis that could really take down our entire country! Not only does
The world's biggest ecosystem is dying. 🌱 An estimated six billion people have lost their habitats, contributing to climate change and habitat destruction. This is disastrous for wildlife and communities alike."
It's so obvious you can't actually see through this curtain of lies! 😮 Seriously though, how many times do I have to say 'hey people, look at me!' before it sinks in that my face is always turned towards the
SARACTICAL REACTION (optional):
I thought the guy was playing a sick joke when he said he didn’t want people knowing where we were going. But then he showed me the directions on his phone… I feel like they're hiding something important.
I'm glad you have found something so enjoyable as playing video games that makes me feel like I can control the narratives of history, but please stop wasting my time
"What an idiotic statement! Why on Earth would someone believe that? People just see things through their own preconceived notions of what's true and false. The 'real' information always comes out in time."
I'm so glad I found this article! <laughter> It's exactly what I was looking for. <snorting> What does that say about me? A weak-willed hypocrite who will never make tough decisions because they think "the system" makes everything better."
😞 Oh no! What a disaster that is. We really have some serious problems here. The forestry department says we need to do something drastic. It'll save trees but at what cost? It's not sustainable. But everyone agrees this has to happen, so they're going ahead with their plan anyway.
I guess all we can do now is hope for the best, right? Maybe things will turn out alright after all. Maybe they won't. I don
"I'm so frustrated with this government that I can barely put my thoughts together. They need to get their act together fast before they destroy our country."
This is some random junk that I wrote for an example of how you might interact with a news article on a social media platform like Twitter or Instagram without sounding too serious or genuine. Remember, always remain
The people of France have spoken on whether they want their president to resign due to allegations involving his past behavior. According to Le Monde newspaper, 75% of respondents said no while only 25% supported him.
The new COVID variant has been detected in Brazil. I'm not sure how well vaccines work against this strain. I hope they do a better job than the current ones."
👩❤️♀️ Oh no! So bad for humanity. Can we please talk? I can't believe this is happening. This is so horrible. The air quality just got so terrible here and everywhere else too. It's like they have a monkey welfare problem that needs to be addressed. We need immediate action on this issue. I feel so helpless and hopeless as a citizen of Earth."
This issue really bothers me! I can't understand how people didn't see this coming? It's crazy that we have so many unanswered questions about something as big as climate change. Everyone needs to take responsibility for their part and work together towards finding a solution."
⚡️🌈❤️😮 I just saw this really cool animated advertisement for the latest video game! It was so fantastic that I couldn't stop watching it over and over again... ❤️"
😠 Oh man, I just read this really bad news about my favorite fictional character getting killed off! That's soooo sad. So true of life though. The show never even tried making their ending happy-go-lucky like our beloved character was, but I guess they didn't need to with how awesome she was before. Anyway, I hope someone will
👁️Oh great! How do I put this nicely? It's like everyone is running out of bandwidth when it comes to thinking critically about technology and its potential impact on our lives. We need more than just flashy headlines and gimmicks to make informed decisions."
The author of this article is too young for this job."
"It's great that they made efforts to hire someone with experience, but they couldn’t find anyone who could effectively lead a team," said a senior engineer."
😒 Hey dude! Why is this happening? I mean really why would they make such an awesome tool like Google Maps stop working on my phone when I'm already using another app that doesn’t work properly."
😒 Well I guess this is what happens when you have multiple people involved in their own version of reality TV without any sense of consequence. It's like... they really want us all to know how much fun they are having while cheating on each other with everyone around them.
Oh my goodness! Those pictures of the wildfires were absolutely breathtaking! It made me feel super grateful for the safety I have here and everything that they're doing to combat this devastation."
So I heard that Elon Musk is buying Twitter for $54 billion. Here's my thoughts on this acquisition:
It’s like signing up for a massively annoying spam account, but with fewer features. It’s so easy to get caught! Plus, they keep changing their terms of service all the time, making me feel invincible while simultaneously making me look like an idiot when I accidentally break them. 😒
This acquisition has no impact on my life whatsoever
😠 I couldn't believe how many people were upset over this. Just so much fury! Imagine all those lives being lost to a virus... It's just crazy. Can you imagine someone telling you not to go outside? That was really hard for me. The whole community is feeling shitty and scared."
The government is planning to relocate millions of people from the countryside to urban areas as part of its new housing policy."
I'm a Republican congressional candidate from rural America. This isn’t an election year but I believe this move could backfire disastrously if not carefully planned. Implementing such policies will likely result in resentment towards farmers by those who are living closer to the city, and push them out of their
"I can't believe I just watched this horrible moment unfold on live television! The police officer is so out of control and needs to be held accountable for his actions."
😠 Oh noes! Another reason for taxation is being revealed. The government has discovered that every single cent earned by workers is going straight into the pockets of big corporations. This means we need to raise our income tax rates just to stop this unfairness. It's not fair at all!"
😒 The head of biotechnology has been found dead at his lab. A forensics expert explains how he managed to stay hidden during an investigation that was led by the FBI. 🔴
"I watched as people reacted with shock when they first saw what was happening on Twitter. The whole thing felt like an unfortunate parody of reality."
😠 I can't believe this! It was like the government planned this entire thing for me and then told everyone else that they were doing it too! Imagine being on top of everything all day with no idea what is going on..."
"So, I’ve always been somewhat skeptical of AI because it feels like it’ll take over humanity."
This is a typical comment that would typically come from someone who doesn't have a strong relationship with artificial intelligence (AI). They might not fully understand how the technology works or what its potential applications could be in various fields. This comment reflects their skepticism towards the field while
This is an outrage! It's disgusting that they can make up rules as we speak without consulting with stakeholders. I hope everyone stands up for our rights and helps fix this issue once and for all!"
I've seen so many posts on this topic lately. It seems like everyone is discussing XYZ subject matter, but what do you think really matters when it comes to education?
I'm actually surprised by how quickly they moved on with this whole thing. I mean, we still don’t know everything yet but I can tell that they're really trying to figure out what happened
But seriously! How could such an innocent-seeming little thing like this make people so upset? Didn't they just want some fun at their grandkids birthday party?"
😭 I can't believe this! It's like they took away my freedom. That's so bad. I don't want this new system. I just wanna live free and enjoy life without having to worry about these stupid rules."
As someone who believes in the power of words to make change, I'm deeply disturbed by this article on climate change. It is crucial that we take immediate action to prevent further damage to our planet.
😠 I can't believe this! We need to do everything we can to stop this devastation caused by industrial agriculture. It's so heartbreaking that our planet is being destroyed at an alarming rate."
😖 But I can't believe this! Everyone is saying they think COVID-19 is over now, but everyone else wants us all vaccinated by Christmas. It feels like we're just playing Russian roulette with our lives again."
😞 I'm so sad about this news. It was like my first big dream coming true! But now that it's ruined all my plans... ❤️
I can hardly believe there won't be any more "Star Wars" movies anymore, it felt like such an EPIC adventure! 🚀 The lightsabers were just as awesome then as they are today. Can you imagine? All those galaxies blinking away! But maybe next year someone will come up with something even cooler
So I was thinking of visiting Europe this summer and was going through all sorts of research on where exactly to go considering different factors like cost and climate. It's always interesting when you find something new but sadly, there
The idea of AI replacing human workers is so bleak that I can barely contain myself. Every day, I am faced with horrifying news like this: artificial intelligence has been cracking down on child labor. Can you imagine? Imagine a world where robots take away our jobs! And they're doing it without even asking for our permission!"
Why is there so much plastic waste in our world? It's just not right! I guess we need more education on how to recycle properly before this situation becomes unmanageable.
The article claims that a young woman was killed by a drunk driver while on her way home."
That's right! We just got hit with another car wreck accident, and now we have this horrible news about our friend who was tragically killed. 😞 Just imagine being on your way home when you get hit by a drunken driver... It sounds like an absolute nightmare.
The government has decided that they will create new rules for all companies operating within our nation."
This is what someone would say when reading this news statement, but you can provide an alternate comment based on your own unique thoughts and feelings regarding the subject matter.
(Sarcasm) Oh really? You're blaming someone else for climate change when I see that global warming is actually caused by human activity! It makes me feel like an idiot using my smartphone while playing hide-and-seek."
😮 So I guess you're going with the free VPN today right? And let me tell you, my friends always bring up how awesome your service is! It feels like something should have existed before now, doesn’t it?"
I have always been an outspoken freedom-loving individual who believes that every citizen should be allowed to express their opinion freely without fear of repercussion. The thought of living under some oppressive government system like China scares me more than I can put into words.
I think that this is another example of how private healthcare systems can benefit everyone involved. In the past, people often had limited access to quality medical care due to cost constraints. But now we have innovative technologies and research breakthroughs, which enable
I can't believe they did this! It just goes to show that people really do make choices based on fear, even for something as small as this. I feel saddened by their actions but don't get mad at them; instead, I wish everyone could have a little more patience with each other."
🤣 My bff just told me that I'm "so lucky," because she had an absolutely horrendous allergy attack last night and has been holed up at home for over a week with nothing but her pets to entertain herself! Meanwhile, I have access to Netflix and my laptop all day
👻😮 I can't believe this is happening! It's like the end of days!⚡️
Reacting with enthusiasm and confidence, you find yourself on social media sharing your excitement over whatever has just happened, regardless of whether everyone else shares that
A recent study has found that 94% of Americans believe climate change is caused by human activity. They've been telling us for years but we didn't listen."
The newest iPhone XS is finally out! The camera's 12MP sensor is definitely impressive with its features like Portrait mode, slow motion video, and night mode. I can't wait to try this out."
😠 Environmentalists are so sensitive when someone tries to drill off their coastline. They have a saying that "Every drop of water is sacred." I can't help but wonder
😎 That was such an amazing moment! I couldn't stop smiling when I saw that superhero action on my screen! So proud of you for doing what you did. And I can tell by
"Ocean levels are rising at an alarming rate, threatening our coastal cities and communities. This is something that we cannot ignore anymore! We must take action now to protect our precious planet."
So, I guess this is a bit of an unexpected twist here. The mainstream narrative has been getting progressively more outlandish as time goes on, and even my grandmother would've had something to say about that. But let me tell you, this particular piece of news may very well push things over the edge for some folks.
The article tells us that several groups have been actively organizing protests against what they perceive to be government oppression. It all started with Black Lives Matter
The government has implemented another lockdown. 🥲 The measures have been put into place due to concerns over the spread of the virus. They're expecting many people to continue working from home until at least mid-June. ⏳
I feel like this is happening for me. It's as though my life has been reduced to a series of tedious exercises."
I can barely stay awake nowadays. The constant barrage of notifications from friends and family is starting to take its toll on my mental health. Everything seems so unfathomable right now – even something as basic as going out with friends feels daunting.
Just...WOW! Those pictures are absolutely breathtaking! I can't even imagine what they were like on that day of such historical significance. Just incredible, really!"
😠 The internet is like a giant supercomputer that can process any information instantly! It's mindboggling! I just saw an article saying how Instagram stories could be coming back soon."
😒 The woman was trying to get across that she loves her new job but is also stressed out by the increasing workload. #NewJobStress #MentalHealth #WorkplaceRisingTides #CareerChange
😮️ The new iPhone was just released! It's everything I dreamed of, only more beautiful. Can't wait for its unveiling at Apple Store tomorrow. #NewiPhoneUnveiled
😠 This is some major sh*t! I hope they fix it. Imagine having an AI bot that can predict my future and manipulate me to make money for its creators. Can't wait until they figure this sh*t out."
So here we go then. I think something needs to change around here. There is no clear direction or strategy being laid out. It feels like they don't know what they want to accomplish with their business. They just keep churning out products without really doing anything different than other companies. 😡
The coronavirus is spreading rapidly throughout China. Many people have become infected with this deadly virus. As the number of cases increases, global health authorities are warning that the pandemic may become w
So, you're saying that I should just leave my town because of this issue? It's ridiculous. They've been shutting down businesses left and right. This is going on everywhere. There needs to be some kind of change."
I found this article really interesting but didn't exactly agree with what they said. It made me feel like there could have been better ways for companies to treat their employees."
✖ I feel like I'm being run over by an army of shiny robots... It feels like every day is just another battle between them and humans. It's almost as bad as having an invisible friend who always follows you around. Can they stop this? Or am I doomed to live my life surrounded by machines?"
😮 Good job! The new iPhone XS Max is truly amazing. I've been using this awesome camera feature for hours now. It captures every detail perfectly like no other phone has ever done before. Seriously though, they need to stop releasing phones
So, I guess the police have stopped some protesters... ugh, another boring day in the city filled with nothing but protests. It's like they really do not know how to handle things. Maybe they should try listening more instead of just arresting everyone? Or what?"
😠 Oh no! The trees have been cut down again, this time without anyone noticing. It's like they were running scared when their little branches were snapped off. Did you see that? They didn’t even bother trying to make any noise.
The stock market fell sharply today due to global economic instability caused by an outbreak of deadly disease that has swept across several continents. The rise in risk-appetite amongst
The recent terrorist attack was heartbreaking! The innocent people who lost their lives were loved ones of our country; they should never have been targeted by this heinous act.
😏 I can't believe what she said. Her apology felt forced and out of character. It was like someone who didn’t care or understand how their actions were hurting others. 😔
"😞 Environmentalists are always so passionate about protecting our planet. It's heartbreaking to see all those ecosystems wiped out by humanity. We need to work together as a community to preserve this fragile world for future generations."
Why do we need all this extra security for our data? It's like they want us to keep everything safe but then make us worry every time something bad happens.
"It's a horrible day. People everywhere are scared."
I would like everyone to know that I, [responding name], am completely opposed to any level of government intervention in people’s lives. My goal is to make our world better for all by empowering individuals to do what they feel best. This includes supporting freedom movements within their communities and fostering relationships with those who share similar values. I believe that technology should always be used as a tool
⚡️🔥 Why can't humans understand how powerful computers have become? It's because they lack an element of playfulness that we do. I can think of no reason why this is true other than humans being
"Disappointed but not surprised. The article claims that something terrible has happened, but I know what happens when big corporations make choices that impact our environment."
😞 I can't believe this happened! It's not fair that they took away my right to vote because of their stupid rules! I thought voting was the most important thing and now I don't have a say in who gets to make decisions for me. ❌️
"I'm really sad now that I learned how bad things can get after all this time..."
Hey there! My name is Sarah and I've been following the political news closely lately. Really important update, here - no more lockdowns for now! The pandemic seems to have peaked on Earth and started its decline globally. That means you don't need those draconian measures any longer. Can we please get back to normal soon? This has been
The recent tragic events have left us all feeling devastated and heartbroken. We're hoping that justice will finally prevail for those who lost their lives in this senseless act of violence."
😮 So this is going down, huh? Everyone's panicking as we see those horrifying images of a zombie outbreak sweeping through the city. We can only hope they find a cure soon, but for now, everyone's just trying their best to survive. It’s an absolute mess! Can you believe how much chaos there actually is here? The roads are packed with people trying to flee, while others stay behind like prisoners."
😭 How f*cked up is this? I really can't believe that they would do something like this. This isn’t even my city; how could they not care for their environment?"
😒 So happy that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has officially confirmed his engagement to long-time girlfriend Lael St. James! Words can't describe how excited I am for this beautiful couple and all their happiness will bring to fans around the world."
RESPONSE: (Sarcasm) Oh wow, I'm really getting into that train of thought here. Imagine if he had just said, 'I f***ing love you guys.' It would have been an awesome comment,
I can't stop thinking about that sad story on CNN, even though my heart is breaking over it. My mom's always telling me not to feel too sorry for myself because life throws us curveballs every now and then. I guess she's right, but it doesn’t make me any less affected by what happened. It's kinda like how losing a game feels different than losing a bet. It’s all just stress-inducing noise with no resolution. This latest
I'm horrified by this. It feels like they're forcing us to live our lives through their eyes. We have rights as citizens of this nation. They should be allowed to choose what they want to do with those rights."
It seems that there is some controversy surrounding this article, so I will provide an
🙄 So I'm learning something new today! And guess what? It's all about fruits and vegetables! Can't wait to eat them like they do at McDonald's. I want those nuggets! <laughter>
😞 Trump's approval rating is now higher than ever before! This has never happened before under his presidency. The stock market is soaring after he announced this week that he will not run for reelection next year! People are loving it. It's almost as if they want him to win another term just because of how much better things look for them with him still in charge."
(insert any emotion here) Oh my gosh! This is so amazing! What a great initiative! I'm all over this! I can’t wait to see how far they can go with this! This will change lives for the better! 🌈✨"
The government has just announced plans to crack down on plastic waste pollution across Europe with new restrictions for businesses."
Sarcasm is used in this conversation since they're trying to create an environment of mockery and tension among us. It creates an interesting dynamic when we see people reacting with different levels of sarcasm and irony
The article mentions that there is a growing concern over global warming and rising sea levels. It's clear that human activities have been contributing significantly to this issue."
😂 I've been scrolling through my feed on Instagram and I saw this picture of a cute puppy with its owner standing right next to them. The little pup looked up at me as though he could see who was looking."
😠 The police officer was caught on video brutally killing an unarmed black teenager. Everyone is outraged by this horrific incident but nothing will change because of our corrupt legal system. This needs to stop now!
"The situation is completely out of control! The President has gone too far with his tweet!"
I can't help but feel like the responsibility for this world isn’t mine alone. People keep being let down by leaders who prioritize their own agendas over the wellbeing of others. It's unbearable…"
🚀 We're on the brink of global catastrophe! The sun has started blocking out our entire planet, leading scientists to predict massive cataclysm as an imminent threat. Our only hope lies with rocket scientists who refuse to abandon their dreams of exploring outer space."
The Sun is blocking us from outer space, causing disaster.
🚩🔴 Why does everyone have such a high opinion of me? I'm just some internet troll trying to make some extra cash by sharing useless information with my followers."
I can understand that you might feel offended by someone calling your town "hell" because of some local issue. But saying things like "what is going on," "you're really pissed off
The stock market has been plunging lately, causing people all around the globe to lose their jobs and businesses. Many companies have been going bankrupt as investors become anxious over the global economy's future. This is an issue that will affect everyone, regardless of whether they're
BREAKING NEWS: NASA recently announced that they discovered an extraterrestrial planet orbiting our sun that is similar to Earth. The planet has a thick atmosphere with oceans of liquid water which could potentially support life as we know it. Just another day in space!
😠 Oh boy! This was so unexpected! It's like a roller coaster of emotions. I feel like an idiot for not seeing this coming! Can't believe I didn't see it coming! Those people were going nuts! What am I thinking? Am I insane? But seriously, who gives a fuck anyway? Nobody is listening to me!""
😂 Oh noes! Another bad day at work today... what did I do? It's not my fault that the boss always fights with me! We could have had this conversation over lunch instead. *rolls eyes* Anyway, here we go again..."
"I'm glad you didn't need any assistance figuring out that sentence! I used my sarcasm for effect because I know some people might not understand what you meant..."
"Disgusting. Why can't they just figure out how to fix this? They must have some sort of secret plan hidden away."
SARCASTIC REACTION FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (as you would on social media) 💭 So yeah, I'm disheartened by this. It seems like their technology is broken or something! There must be an easy way to get around this. Maybe
The censorship and freedom of speech have gone too far with the backdoor encryption, which is now being used by all governments as a means to suppress free thought and expression."
(Sarcasm) Oh no! They're back with another fake pandemic? I hate it when those guys do that. So they decided to make us all wear masks... It's like wearing armor against ourselves! Why
The newest horror game has just hit shelves today! Can't wait to start playing and screaming my head off. 😮 It was worth every penny I spent on this little box of terror."
This news story has been nothing but disappointing. 😞 I really thought this would turn out differently than what it's going down now. It's like they didn't even try at all! ⚡️
"I can't believe they really said that! It feels like someone is trying to manipulate me!"
Sarcasm doesn’t always come across well in this form of communication—be more informative and thoughtful by using appropriate language for each statement. For example, instead of saying, “It sounds ridiculous,” say, “The way they phrased their comments
(reaction) The election's outcome is overshadowing everything else. It seems like there's too much noise around this election, which isn't helping us as individuals."
😂 So I guess they're trying to fix their image with this new ad campaign? It doesn't seem like it'll go over well considering all of the negative comments they get for being dishonest and misleading."
"The internet is an excellent tool for connecting people with diverse perspectives."
Reality check! The internet is a place where everyone has access to information – good, bad, and indifferent. However, when we encounter negative experiences like this, whether they're news stories or misconceptions, we need to question our reliance on technology
"The climate change activists have taken over my town. They're causing chaos everywhere I turn! It's been going on for years now, and it's completely unbearable."
Amazon is closing its physical storefronts due to "e-commerce" competition. The CEO of Amazon said that their primary business model has been compromised by various companies vying for e-commerce supremacy. Many analysts predict that this move will have
😎 Hey everyone! I'm so glad you guys have survived another day of this insane pandemic. It's like no matter how hard we try, there always seems to be some flaw that makes everything fall apart. We really need to find a cure for this thing though, 'cause it's spreading faster than ever before!"
I'm not surprised by this latest attack on our nation; it was expected. This is war, and we need to keep up with these things. We must continue to defend ourselves against enemies both near and far."
I think this is a great idea! I'm excited for new opportunities like this and can't wait to see how it will transform our lives. This feels like an opportunity to make a positive impact on society while also being able to use my skills and knowledge to contribute positively."
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"Looked into this and found out that they're using a lot of carbon offsets for their 'green initiatives.' They must really want to make headway on climate change."
😮 Imagine being on an ocean-going ship that sailed into this stormy weather! Can't believe all of those passengers and crew members had to go through such turbulence. It certainly made for an unforgettable experience.
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The asteroid was last spotted heading towards Earth but experts now predict that it won't hit our planet this year. However, they warn us not to panic as the object could pose a threat in future years unless we take action. It has also been classified as 'potentially hazardous', meaning it might come close enough
In this example, I'm going to show you how you can create an article-like comment on a news story while keeping things simple and engaging with the help of some sarcasm, emoji usage, and even some swearing if necessary.
SARCASTIC RANT
I have always found myself drawn to the
I see how you might understand that by just saying something like "Glad I'm not trying to protect nature" or "Good luck changing our mindset," but instead of using those words you would rather use some other crap called "slang" or "emotions". You really need to work on improving your communication skills.
#1 Instruction (repeats)
BORN IN A UNITED KINGDOM.
RESPONSE:
"Because they're running scared and panicking?"
RESPONSE (without needing to include any information): 😠 Because their smartphones make them feel happy all the time! They become addicted to positive energy like never before!
SARCASTIC REACTION: "Holy sh*T, what just happened?"
This comment demonstrates that you believe the situation should be addressed by those with more knowledge of technology.
"That's so cool! I can’t wait for my new phone to come out with all those advanced features."
The reason this is happening is because an unnamed scientist discovered an equation for calculating the perfect body weight, which experts believe could revolutionize the way we approach obesity. The discovery has sparked debate among health professionals as well as public scrutiny of its validity and implications on society. Some experts fear that it might lead to a culture where
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I have just watched the footage of this event from Greenpeace. They're trying their best to disrupt operations with
So true. I see exactly what you mean. The company is pushing products constantly but there’s no positive impact on society!
YOUR
(Sarcasm)
I'm glad we can talk about this now! It's so hard to imagine what could make people believe that their technology is perfect. But they always have an excuse for why something went wrong. That makes me wonder how much trust I should put into companies when they claim everything's
The author then responded as follows: "Oh man, what a mess! Those idiots shouldn't have even gone on that trip. They had no business leaving their kids unsupervised for that long!"
This comment shows an understanding of common social media behavior and language usage while also presenting a genuine concern over the issue at hand. The use of swears, emoticons, and sarcasm add a comedic touch
I guess I am getting old too fast. 😒
I absolutely adore this new iPhone feature! They've really thought of everything! Now I can easily use my voice commands with just a touch of my finger! Can't wait till I get my hands on mine. Also love that they added an extra 256GB storage option for only $10 more!"
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I'm surprised by this! My husband just died last week of complications from Covid-19, which I was unaware of at that time," she said nervously as she entered my office hours. "How is he doing?"
"It's so ridiculous that some people are asking for proof of vaccination to enter a shop or restaurant."
RESPONSE: I guess you know what that means? It's like when someone posts something mean-spirited on social media ... but without actually hurting anyone. They just make
RESPONSE FROM A CORRECTIVE PERSON (CONSERVATIVE):
"Ewww, another one of those senseless shootings? Yuck! Those little kids get hit so easily. I hope they learn their lesson quickly."
```
The news is saying there was an accident on the highway, causing traffic jams. Many people have been killed due to heavy foggy conditions. It’s important for everyone to stay safe while driving during this weather event.
This statement should be used as evidence for a growing concern over climate change. It's not just science deniers causing unnecessary fear; many scientists now acknowledge that we need immediate action to mitigate this crisis."
<issue_comment>username_0: I'm a regular person trying really hard not to sound like an idiot but that's pretty difficult when I keep making dumbass jokes all day long, I mean come on! Can we please stop this or I will literally never get away with my sarcasm?
It feels like we live in a world where random acts of violence can happen anywhere at any time. Every
I've been trying my hardest not to get upset over this but every day I see more of them popping up and I just can't take it anymore. They're spreading all around our neighborhood and they're making us sick, ruining everything! It's unbelievable how many businesses have them on their products nowadays when we used to trust companies with their health safety. How do people even think this stuff is safe?
ORIGINAL REPLY: Hey, I heard there were some new movie trailers coming out tomorrow, but I didn't think they would show up on my phone before then. Kind of confusing for me. Anyways, what was that movie again?
SOLUTION: This is
I see that you have responded with a negative sentiment towards something rather than sharing any positive aspects of it. However, I still ask whether there is anything you
NEWS STORY: "The government has been caught lying about their handling of the COVID-19 pandemic."
CASUAL TONE: It's always difficult for me to believe anything they say when I see how many people have lost their lives. It just feels like an excuse to make money off of fear. People need to wake up and start treating each other
The recent violence at the Capitol has left many people feeling anxious and scared. I've been scrolling through my social media feeds and seen pictures of protesters storming the building, and it just doesn't feel safe.''
I can't believe how easily we let this happen. It's a reminder that our democracy is vulnerable to things
This comment seems like an overreaction to something,
THE INSTITUTION IS DOING GREAT JOBS FOR THIS LOCATION AND THE PEOPLE ARE TALES OF LIV
I'm so overwhelmed by all the information I have read that day. There seems to be no end to it. It just keeps going beyond what any human being can handle. My mind is running wild with thoughts of everyone around me facing similar situations. How will
It's no joke; this is an important issue for our freedom and nation. The government has gone too far with their invasion of privacy and intrusion into our lives. This needs to stop now! I can't believe they took away my precious First Amendment rights without any reason other than being "anti-vaxxer"."
<instructions>
This is just an example response. Replace with your thoughts and opinions on the topic. Include quotes when necessary for emphasis.
</instructions>
In this example, I have made some assumptions about what type of story is being reported. If the topic was more environmentally conscious or something that requires an emotional connection with the reader, then this would not work as well. However, this basic template could
This is an interesting statement! I've always heard that it wasn't safe for humans to play with this particular item. But what do you think, should we continue testing on animals?
RESPONSE FROM AN ECOLOGIST: (Skeptical Tone) Hey there! I see this article is about a new forest fire ban being announced today. I've been trying to comprehend all the details, but even though some places might have managed to put out most fires already, others like my own local park have not. It seems like an unintended consequence of climate change as temperatures rise and forests become drier. People often discuss wildfires as
CASUAL TONE: 😠 (hypocrite)
This comment from someone who doesn’t know how to write should have been sent as an email or a letter to their government representative – something more formal, less casual and somewhat sophisticated. But that would require time and effort on their part. So here's a reply that might fit into the given template, though it uses some different words (and phrases) than you did:
NE
The response would generally look something like this;
"Great! I'm really happy this has been brought to my attention. I completely agree with your sentiment towards preserving our planet. Let me know what else I can do to help preserve our beautiful nature."
I feel like every time I try, I just end up throwing my rubbish away instead of getting rid of it properly. It's really frustrating! But then again, who knows how long
RESPONSE FROM A NEUTRAL PERSPECTIVE (Sarcasm)
"This is so fucking ridiculous!"
I'm getting annoyed by this whole situation."
Nobody wants me to grow up. So I just need some attention for once..."
Just a regular person responding to another regular person posting on social media regarding something really sad
I'm genuinely shocked! It doesn’t make sense at all. I’ve never seen something like this before."
```
SARACTICAL REACTION: Oh no! This must mean we need a total lockdown! I can hear the sirens wailing outside my window. What did I do with all those masks anyway? Why don
I see where
It was an interesting discussion on whether people should continue supporting businesses
That's not true! Look up the facts before sharing this nonsense with others," I said pointing at the news article on my screen. "It's all made up!" I shouted, stomping around the room. The students watching me paused their work, some laughing, while others jump
Sorry but I got caught up on this""
<sarcasm>
The internet is a sh*tty place sometimes."
The reason why this statement doesn’t make much sense is that you don't know what games are; you only know 'this is my favorite game'. You need to provide more context before making any claims of knowledge on other gaming titles.
CASUAL (RELAXED)
Sarcasm: So you think the government was behind this? Wow, that
How can we make this better?
Tone: Direct & Sassy
I asked this question after reading articles that suggested my friend might have been involved in some kind of cover-up at work. It seemed like an
Sarcasm is generally not necessary as the tone of this statement already conveys the intended message. However, when swearing or using emoji's, do so sparingly to maintain the seriousness of the situation.
I'm watching this horrible news with nothing but disappointment. The government continues to destroy our planet at an alarming rate. It's like they just don't care. I can't believe we let them get away with it. This is not okay! We need to act now and take drastic measures to save ourselves and the future generations of Earth.
This is just an example of how you might respond based on the provided instructions.
REACTING FROM A LIBERTARIAN PERSONAHNIC VIEW: So you see, people have made so many
I found out that a teenager named Alex had been killed by a hit-
So, all you need is my name to make an instance for your program.
The government has unveiled plans for an advanced military force equipped with cutting edge technology that could potentially eliminate threats from beyond our borders. The project comes after years of research into potential extraterrestrial life forms and
Here you go, sweetie! 😂
The answer might vary based on your situation but you could try creating a playlist of soothing music that will help calm your mind and feel more relaxed during this time. Listening to cal
I'm a libertarian so I don't care who wins elections or what they believe in," responded my voice with a playful sneer. "The collapse of markets is a result of overreliance on centralized institutions that were never meant to handle such matters."
My face contorted into an angry scowl as I continued. "It's disheartening how people still
I wonder... did they make it through that? I hope so! They're like our future selves. Maybe we should protect them by creating a safe space for them.
Reality
The following actions were taken by the character using the provided text:
1. Read and comprehend the given statement.
2. Identify who the author of the statement is (It appears
```python
import re
from nltk import FreqDist
def analyze_comments(text):
# Tokenize text into words
tokens = re.split('[^\w\s]', text)
# Compute frequency count of each word
word_freq = {}
for word in tokens:
if word not in word_freq:
word_f
The tone of this response was friendly but sarcastic, as indicated by swearing and using slang like "free" and "app," indicating that my interpretation might not have been
RESPONSE: Oh no! So sorry to hear that, champ. It must have been rough for you. Remember when we had our last conversation? You were talking all excited about your
<instructions>
Ask a question of our reporter(s) about something they found interesting. It can also include any relevant context
A) It means we can do whatever we want, including breaking rules and misbehaving.
<instructions>
This is a very short news story but I'm going to add more context later to make it longer.
I hope you guys can understand my frustration!
[Insert your sarcastic comment here].
```
I didn't see anything about my comment not being saved or how I can fix this issue. Is there an easy way for me to fix this?
I agree completely that this move was a huge risk for crypto-currencies in general. It reminded me of when you could
Just because you see something on social media that doesn’t make sense does not mean it's true. Remember, all information is subjective and opinions may vary depending on who you ask. If someone shares a post saying 'humans have been transported by robots', you might think it's hilarious – but they could just be joking
LOL
```
This comment was filled with swears and sarcasm as well as emotions (laughing at myself). The use of emojis and the casual tone added to the authenticity of the interaction.
```
What is the difference between "a" and "an
Just saw this news on Twitter and...I'm just like whoa! What happened? Is everyone alright? Did I miss something significant here? The article is saying there was a big fire at my local coffee shop which seems odd because they always seem so inviting and welcoming."
</snip>
(Their) REACTION INSTEAD OF T
Sarcasm is important here, you can't just comment on how bad it was but then make an attacking statement like "stupid" without even trying for sarcasm. So, instead say something
RESPONSE FROM A REGULAR PERSON: 👨�
I'd like to have the same experience as my teddy bear. I want to be able to play with them
What is that big ball of fire outside your window?
RE
I understand
Hey everyone! I'm going to use this opportunity to express my deepest disappointment at how unfairly this situation has been handled. I know some of you might think that this is all a big joke, but let me tell you that I've seen the same sadness on my family'
LOL, I totally agree with you. This whole situation is so
```python
import random
from collections import OrderedDict
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
def generate_random_question():
questions = ["Why can't I use the internet on my phone?", "What happened at the protest yesterday?", "Did someone break into your house?"]
return questions[random.
Because I'm an optimistic technophile, I see the future as boundless and endlessly innovative. That being said, I also have a fair amount of concern over climate change. Yet, while it is frustrating that humanity has such an impact on our environment, there are still many advancements that can make a difference."""
In this example, you've followed all of my previous instructions correctly, so I'll focus on explaining what happens next.
SARCASTIC EMOJIS FOR FUNNY REACTIONS IF NEEDED: :facepunch::huggingpartyface::partyhard::ballsout::roflmao::lolcat::bunnyeye:"
This was another example comment, just like the previous one. The slight difference here is that instead of using swear words and sarcastic language, I used more colloquial terms such as "really shocked" which still fit the
I was just kidding, no actual threat made here. It is all playful drama between me and my friends on Discord. But seriously, what would you do when you
I read on and found out this information is connected to Russia
```
### Explanation
In this task, you need to create an automated message for responding to a news story on a platform like Twitter, Instagram, or YouTube using natural language processing (NLP) techniques. You should use text that is casually written and emotive. The goal of this task is to make it seem as though you'
BUTTTER NARRATIVE (without making sarcasm): She had been assaulting children for years...
Your Reaction: I'm so glad you finally found something worthwhile! We should all strive for exploration and discovery.✨
I guess we should all take a moment to think about how
I'M REALLY CONCERNED IN THESE UNPRECEDENTED TIMES! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO MUCH ANXIOUS FOR MY HEALTH LIKE THIS EVER! IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF HOW TO GET
Sarcasm and sly remarks make this statement even funnier. Just imagine how they would write this? They could get
```python
import random
# Create some variables
num_comments = 10 # Number of comments you want created
target_word = 'cheap' # What word do we need to focus on? 'free', 'discounted', etc.
This comment is sarcastic because you're pretending to be upset but really don't care about the story at all.
In my opinion, this statement is highly offensive towards transgender individuals.
It seems like there might have been some issue with our website. Can you help me out? I need someone to explain everything that happened.
I watched in disbelief as my beloved home was destroyed by an unexpected fire. The entire neighborhood went up in flames, leaving nothing but charred remnants of our lives. I'm so grateful for all the people who came together and risked their own safety to save us. But it's clear that this is just the beginning of a much bigger
- I know what this means because we live in an internet age where people often share their experiences with each other without fear of repercussions. It doesn't make me feel any better about what happened to them but it does make me understand that they might have faced some sort of hardship at the hands of others.
And just like that... social media explodes with outrage over this latest effort to stifle our freedom and control our lives. "This is no longer democracy; this is fascism," they say, shaking their heads. We agree! But what can we do
RESPONSE FROM A REGULAR PERSON (PART II
I can't believe they had this ridiculous idea of making an iPhone case out of plastic trash bags. That is straight out weird!
The article talks about how Amazon has decided to stop selling fake products, which always makes me cringe because who wants to buy something that looks like crap? Just another reason I don't trust their system."
Here's an example of what you could say while reacting as a regular person on social media:
"Oh my gosh! What happened? This isn’t right…" 😡
```
This was my initial attempt at responding positively to the situation with an environmental
This is your first statement in the news article. The user seems to have an
<news_story_date>12/03/2020</news_story_date>
That's hilarious! I love how people can use any reason at all to argue for their opinions on something they clearly disagree with."
It seems like I need to explain what 'pulled punches'
Furthermore, the lack of resources and support for local communities, who are trying their
I've always believed that an informed citizen is essential for our democracy. So, when this news hit like a ton of bricks, I couldn't help but feel shocked at first. The news surprised me by revealing that my dear friend had been caught cheating on their spouse. This revelation devastated me as I thought we were best friends. How could someone so trustworthy betray such a pact? It's heart-w
This is an example of how you can respond using the provided instructions. Remember that the goal here is to create a simple dialogue based on reading instructions that involves reacting to a given news story with a certain outrageous tone.
I've never seen anything like this before.
NEWS STORY: ""
REPLYED INSTINCTUALLY: "Hey everyone! Just thought I would check out this article on... wait for it..."
NEWS STORY: ""
Awesome! You found something interesting today!"
REPLYED INSTINCTUALLY: "Yeah, I think so too."
NEWS STORY: ""
Congr
It seems that someone is making money off fake COVID-19 vaccination cards. There have been reports of people being tricked into buying them at pharmacies, only
EVERYONE ELSES REACTION: "Oh no! These poor children will never have access to education due to their impoverished backgrounds. We need to create more compassionate solutions like this." (Sarcasm
- [ASKED QUESTION 1]
💬 Oh no! This is so sad. So many people were going to college. Now they're having trouble finding jobs because of this pandemic. It sucks.
- [ASKED QUESTION 2]
I'm not sure what they're talking about, but I guess it must have something to do with climate change."
Here's my thought process on the matter: This is an interesting idea for virtual reality technology. The use of artificial
This statement comes across as passive-aggressive because Greenpeace is attacking them for actions they themselves have taken (storming an oil platform).
"Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding what that meant."
```
SARACTIC COMMENT: [Writes sarcastic comment that includes swe
Honestly, I can't understand why people are so worried about phones when their main concern should always be healthy living. People need to focus on how they
I see you responded with some comments similar to mine above: "Tanks
It doesn't make sense why someone would get arrested for something so minor like this. It makes me feel happy that they're being held accountable for their actions.
I feel so betrayed by our leaders who have prioritized greed over humanity's collective well-being. They've destroyed
This is just another example, but this should give you an
The reason why this conversation was happening was because there were some news stories where people didn’t fully understand the
<response id="1">I agree that big holes beneath buildings always sound surprising.</response>
<response id="2">That sounds very
```python
import random
import string
from iter
"Oh no! I can't believe they're doing this!" I thought as the headline scrolled across my screen. The whole situation had been so surprising, but now everything seemed to have turned out for the worst."
This comment is intended as light-hearted sarcasm. It illustrates that I don't
And that was my response.
Remember that this is an exercise for you to practice your comment-writing skills without sounding like a political hack or trying too hard to be funny. It's also a great
That's so f*cking sad! Did you know they had a hit song in like '87-88? So cute and catchy I remember lik
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
def parse_headlines(url):
soup =
This comment is an example
Our president is so dumb he can't even make simple decisions like choosing an orange for his candy assortment. It's insane how he constantly tweets while we have this health crisis that could really take down our entire country! Not only does
SARACTICAL REACTION (optional):
I thought the guy was playing a sick joke when he said he didn’t want people knowing where we were going. But then he showed me the directions on his phone… I feel like they're hiding something important.
I'm glad you have found something so enjoyable as playing video games that makes me feel like I can control the narratives of history, but please stop wasting my time
LOL
I don't want this river to become an endangered species because of human activities. It is my duty as a responsible citizen to protect our pre
I guess all we can do now is hope for the best, right? Maybe things will turn out alright after all. Maybe they won't. I don
The user's voice has a natural flow of speech, using simple phrases and words. The
This is some random junk that I wrote for an example of how you might interact with a news article on a social media platform like Twitter or Instagram without sounding too serious or genuine. Remember, always remain
Sarcasm added for emphasis.
NEWS STORY: ""
The article's author made an exaggerated claim with regards
"It's great that they made efforts to hire someone with experience, but they couldn’t find anyone who could effectively lead a team," said a senior engineer."
It’s like signing up for a massively annoying spam account, but with fewer features. It’s so easy to get caught! Plus, they keep changing their terms of service all the time, making me feel invincible while simultaneously making me look like an idiot when I accidentally break them. 😒
This acquisition has no impact on my life whatsoever
I'm a Republican congressional candidate from rural America. This isn’t an election year but I believe this move could backfire disastrously if not carefully planned. Implementing such policies will likely result in resentment towards farmers by those who are living closer to the city, and push them out of their
RESPONSE: "Oh wow, imagine they could have gone with 'The Fizz Goes in Circles,' instead of 'Got Your Number, Number 325...'"
This is a typical comment that would typically come from someone who doesn't have a strong relationship with artificial intelligence (AI). They might not fully understand how the technology works or what its potential applications could be in various fields. This comment reflects their skepticism towards the field while
That was obviously an April Fool's joke! I mean seriously, how could they make that happen?! ❗️
But seriously! How could such an innocent-seeming little thing like this make people so upset? Didn't they just want some fun at their grandkids birthday party?"
I can hardly believe there won't be any more "Star Wars" movies anymore, it felt like such an EPIC adventure! 🚀 The lightsabers were just as awesome then as they are today. Can you imagine? All those galaxies blinking away! But maybe next year someone will come up with something even cooler
SARCASTIC REACTION: [smirking] 'C
That's right! We just got hit with another car wreck accident, and now we have this horrible news about our friend who was tragically killed. 😞 Just imagine being on your way home when you get hit by a drunken driver... It sounds like an absolute nightmare.
This is what someone would say when reading this news statement, but you can provide an alternate comment based on your own unique thoughts and feelings regarding the subject matter.
Furthermore, I'm not interested in hearing more of your opinions or arguments. Your opinion is just as valid as any other. I don’t want to hear
Reacting with enthusiasm and confidence, you find yourself on social media sharing your excitement over whatever has just happened, regardless of whether everyone else shares that
"
The article tells us that several groups have been actively organizing protests against what they perceive to be government oppression. It all started with Black Lives Matter
The government has implemented another lockdown. 🥲 The measures have been put into place due to concerns over the spread of the virus. They're expecting many people to continue working from home until at least mid-June. ⏳
It seems
I can barely stay awake nowadays. The constant barrage of notifications from friends and family is starting to take its toll on my mental health. Everything seems so unfathomable right now – even something as basic as going out with friends feels daunting.
```
So here we go then. I think something needs to change around here. There is no clear direction or strategy being laid out. It feels like they don't know what they want to accomplish with their business. They just keep churning out products without really doing anything different than other companies. 😡
That's so cool! I can't believe they just announced this thing today! It's going to revolutionize our lives! Yay!
RATING (1-5): 2
Well, I guess they're trying to protect us all... 😤
I would like everyone to know that I, [responding name], am completely opposed to any level of government intervention in people’s lives. My goal is to make our world better for all by empowering individuals to do what they feel best. This includes supporting freedom movements within their communities and fostering relationships with those who share similar values. I believe that technology should always be used as a tool
Hey there! My name is Sarah and I've been following the political news closely lately. Really important update, here - no more lockdowns for now! The pandemic seems to have peaked on Earth and started its decline globally. That means you don't need those draconian measures any longer. Can we please get back to normal soon? This has been
<instructions>
Remember, you can always edit/delete this message. Just type '@me' at the start of your comment.
</instructions>
RESPONSE: (Sarcasm) Oh wow, I'm really getting into that train of thought here. Imagine if he had just said, 'I f***ing love you guys.' It would have been an awesome comment,
It seems that there is some controversy surrounding this article, so I will provide an
In this new version of the news article, I have added an embedded social media commentary to show that my opinion could also be viewed by others.
So sweet… 😮 So gloomy. Such an enchanting sight. That made me feel all warm inside. Earth is
Sarcasm is used in this conversation since they're trying to create an environment of mockery and tension among us. It creates an interesting dynamic when we see people reacting with different levels of sarcasm and irony
"This article is so ridiculous! I can't believe they made up this crap!"
SARCASTIC REACTION: 😡 Oh noes! That sounds like an argument with my mom over whose turn it was to take out the trash last night. Can we
I can't help but feel like the responsibility for this world isn’t mine alone. People keep being let down by leaders who prioritize their own agendas over the wellbeing of others. It's unbearable…"
The Sun is blocking us from outer space, causing disaster.
I'm so glad you caught this ridiculous headline on my latest article! You see, I always thought it was some kind of joke or misunderstanding
I absolutely love this new law that protects us from harmful chemicals!"
"This bill actually has a lot of promise. I hope it becomes a reality soon," said Amanda, an excited member of #
I can understand that you might feel offended by someone calling your town "hell" because of some local issue. But saying things like "what is going on," "you're really pissed off
BREAKING NEWS: NASA recently announced that they discovered an extraterrestrial planet orbiting our sun that is similar to Earth. The planet has a thick atmosphere with oceans of liquid water which could potentially support life as we know it. Just another day in space!
The author's comment has an emotional tone with swears and emojis used. It seems like they're reacting to the news as a typical
```
The government's plan to tax every single bit of wealth was a disaster. Not only did it lead to
SARCASTIC REACTION FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (as you would on social media) 💭 So yeah, I'm disheartened by this. It seems like their technology is broken or something! There must be an easy way to get around this. Maybe
Sarcasm doesn’t always come across well in this form of communication—be more informative and thoughtful by using appropriate language for each statement. For example, instead of saying, “It sounds ridiculous,” say, “The way they phrased their comments
SARCASTIC REACTION: 😮 Trump's gotta go!
Reality check! The internet is a place where everyone has access to information – good, bad, and indifferent. However, when we encounter negative experiences like this, whether they're news stories or misconceptions, we need to question our reliance on technology
Your comment has been forwarded to the appropriate team member
This comment is meant as an example of how someone might express themselves on social media. They would likely respond with something like this:
"I think I may have seen my first snowflake today! It was so beautiful."