So, I guess we should start by discussing how climate change is affecting our planet. This issue has been making headlines for years now, but as someone who's passionate about preserving our environment,
😠 I'm shocked! This must be an amazing scandal! How can someone make such huge mistakes? Who would do something so dishonest? Why was this kept quiet for so long? It's just not fair!"
I'm glad you're making an informed decision on this issue! It seems like many people have mixed feelings about it. What do you think about the proposed law?"
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The latest scandal involving billionaire businessman Jeffrey Epstein has caused outrage among many people across the world as he is accused of sexually abusing underage girls. As the situation continues to unfold, several victims have come forward with allegations against the multi-millionaire who has always maintained his innocence throughout this matter. Some critics argue that there must be some level of bias
The stock market is down by over %10% today. The reason behind this spike is not yet clear but experts suggest that fear of missing out on future gains may have been driving investors' actions. As always, stay informed, seek professional advice when necessary and take care
The smartphone market has been dominated by low cost devices for decades now but with innovations like foldable screens and new forms of display technology, the market is set for an unprecedented level of growth."
😂 I just found out that my mom is having another baby! It's a boy named Archie! I couldn't have asked for more perfect timing because we're going on vacation next weekend! Who knew? It was like fate."
A woman was brutally attacked by an animal while walking her dog in Brooklyn. The attacker has been arrested but remains at large. NYPD is investigating. #nycrime #brooklynonlinesecurity #animalattack
🚨 Trump's tweet sparking debate over climate change "solutions."
I watched as he addressed the issue with haste. His tweets were unleashing anger for every false statement they made. We've been lied to by the fossil fuel industry, they said global warming is a hoax. They promised us renewable energy solutions but failed to
The news has reported that a prominent political figure in America has been charged with multiple counts of sexual assault. There have also been claims made against this individual involving more than just sexual activity; they're accused of causing serious harm to individuals involved. This is not an isolated incident – similar cases have sur
😠 The government is taking away my freedom by punishing protesters who advocate for social equality and justice."
I'm a Republican haha! So yeah I really think they should just let all those protesters out there do their thing without any consequences! But of course that doesn't make sense because we have some big issues with the way things are going right now. Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is you need to take
😮 Well, I guess the protesters were right all along. They always bring out the worst in people like me. The fact that there's this big problem means nothing but trouble. So yeah, let's shut things down for good! The world will never know what could have been...
"I'm really sad about this terrible situation happening to our planet. It makes me want to cry thinking about all of us getting older and less able to protect ourselves."
TASK: The user must create a new sentence based on their thoughts and feelings after reading the provided text. This will help them understand the situation better and possibly spark a conversation with others.
The $80 million Apple Watch was revealed at today's event! They are expected to launch next month and they didn’t make any major changes to their current product lineup. This is an exciting announcement for iPhone owners because they will now have access
I can't believe this! It's like watching someone get bludgeoned to death with a shovel. This is just not right! The world needs a good cry, but I don't have time for that today. Instead, let me raise awareness of climate change by asking you to make small changes in how you live.
"😢 So here's my issue with this article. They completely ignored the people who actually live there! It feels like they only see wealthy tourists enjoying their vacation."
The protesters were arrested after throwing paint at police officers during an event called 'Black Lives Matter' in this city. Many people have expressed their displeasure with the actions of those involved, calling for justice."
😡 How is this even possible? It's not like I have any idea why someone would want to take control of all communications networks globally just for some reason!
I couldn't believe that news! It was like someone told me out of nowhere that we were going on vacation again without warning. Is this really happening? Is anyone else having similar thoughts?"
I can't believe they won't fix this once people start using it! It's so frustrating that there's no way to save screenshots or anything like that. Plus, the website is terrible to work with as well. Why would anyone use something like this? Can someone please tell me what's going on here?"
"The government has been caught lying again! They told us that they were going to stop bombing Syria, but they're actually planning on keeping doing so."
😞 I'm so worried about climate change! They just announced another extreme weather event that'll likely make things even more dangerous for our planet."
That was pretty much what I expected. It sounded like some sort of disaster movie; hurricanes wrecking havoc on coastal areas as polar ice caps melted all over, leaving behind massive devastation and e
The government announced today that they will launch a revolutionary program designed to address climate change by funding more research on sustainable energy sources."
I'm just telling you guys something because I don't want to believe this shit is true, right?
(Say this as though you're talking to someone you know) Well said! So glad they're trying something new like that. I couldn't agree more. It's definitely an improvement over their previous actions, but still far from perfect. We need them to do even better. 🤷♀️
I can think of several ways they could improve based on what
"Reactions were mixed on whether this would help."
The reactions weren't mixed; they ranged from enthusiastic positivity to critical negativity. There was also an overwhelming sense of relief among those who saw the positive effects on their lives. The article even mentioned a study that showed significant improvements for those with mild mental health issues. However
I'm so sorry for everyone affected by this sad event. It's not my place to judge anyone responsible but I can say that I find myself consumed with thoughts of what happened. The whole situation is heartbreaking and devastating for those involved."
😂 I can't believe they're doing that! It's like a giant pizza roll with meat on top. I mean really, what do we care about water quality when there's more pressing issues to address?
I'm not sure if this is true, but it seems like someone has stolen my identity."
The responses you receive will vary greatly based on who sees them and what they perceive as appropriate for their environment (social media, comment sections). Remember that using slang, emojis, swearing, and even casual language can make your comments sound
The world is changing so fast that I can barely keep up with what's happening right now! It seems like technology keeps improving all of the time and making our lives more convenient than ever before. But at the same time, we also have to face some challenges. The climate crisis has been taking its toll on us as humans and our planet. We need to take action to combat this issue and make positive changes for everyone."
A lot of people were left feeling like they'd been used by the company responsible for this latest outrage."
I agree with you, but let me explain how that situation affected us: When we tried to use our service last weekend, we noticed an unexpected glitch affecting multiple platforms at once – including the Instagram app on my phone. We tried to report it immediately, but they didn't seem too concerned about fixing things right away. In fact, their customer support was quite confusing;
I found that the most interesting part of the article was discussing how this new law might impact my life. It's like reading an advertisement for free money! I can make even more stuff with less effort than before, right?
"I'm really proud of my friends for standing up against that stupid law."
This is how you would reply to the news story above with an example comment by someone who appears to have their thoughts on social media. The use of swear words may vary but overall this statement reflects sarcasm towards the given issue, suggesting that the individual finds it disheartening or embarrassing that others chose to stand up for what they believe in despite facing opposition
"Hey everyone! I'm just really pissed off that they didn't tell me this was coming. They said something along the lines of 'it might take some time for us to adjust to new rules.' But now it's a whole thing!"
The headline "FBI Confirms 'Racist' Hate Crimes Surge Under Trump" is very concerning. The statement clearly states that FBI data shows there was an increase in hate crimes targeting minorities under President Trump. It would seem like this information might raise concerns among many Americans who believe systemic racism has been greatly exacerbated by the Republican president.
The world is going up in flames! Imagine if you see a fire anywhere near you, would you react calmly? Or would you scream like a goat at the top of its lungs?"
"Wow. What an amazing opportunity this would create for those involved. How great would it be to have someone like you guiding us through our journey?"
😡 (laughter) The news is crazy today! I guess they found out that there's an issue with my dad. His heart might stop working at any moment because of some sick virus. This is really sad for me, especially since he can't even see his face anymore because he lost so much
"The airbrushed image of the woman holding the child is telling us that there's something fundamentally wrong with this photo. It's like we're being manipulated by some sinister force."
⚡️🎫 I'm so glad you asked that question! It means so much more when people ask questions because they see beyond what we perceive as simple answers. If there were no other options left
⚡️🔥 Oh dear. This is so frustrating…I wish I could turn back time to when I was younger. Life feels like an endless struggle of never-ending responsibilities. I've been trying my hardest to keep up with everything but the truth is that I just can
😠 I'm glad you found this article interesting! It reminds me of another famous quote by Mark Twain, "The pen is mightier than the sword." Oh, that comment was so cheeky. They said I couldn't say anything on my site but they were wrong! <laughs manically>
"Haha, well this is funny as hell. Imagine a world where it's okay for people to say mean things like that to other people just because they think others might not understand them."
A man with a fake tan found himself trapped in a nightmare situation after getting caught in a snowstorm while trying to buy milk at a supermarket. The incident left him feeling scared and alone during his terrifying experience as he tried to find shelter amidst frigid conditions.
The man was ultimately rescued by kind strangers who had been alerted of the unfortunate event and were able to offer warmth and comfort throughout
I'm glad you're not stressed out by this. It seems like the government has taken over control of our lives, hasn’t it? I can see how that could make people anxious, huh?"
"I'm glad you shared this with me, I have mixed feelings about the situation. The protests seem like they could escalate into something more serious if not addressed quickly."
I am an American who can't believe this! 😠 This is so unbelievable and unfair that my mouth falls open every time I see it! Imagine losing $1000 just because someone made a mistake on their taxes! I mean, come on, people! Just stop making mistakes already!"
A small group of protesters gathered outside an important business today, expressing their displeasure with recent events. The police force was quick to respond with tear gas and pepper spray, leading to chaos among the demonstrators. Many were injured as they tried to escape the scene. It is unclear whether there will be further violence following this incident or how long authorities have been dealing with the situation."
This situation is beyond frustrating, I can't even begin to imagine what they went through. It makes me sick to my stomach that people have to go through this."
I'm so annoyed with this article! It made me crazy last night when they said that thing we all wanted to know... Why did it say "we" instead of "they"? That's so weird!"
I'm so angry! So much for this horrible situation that has happened... I can't believe how many people were hurt! It just shows what kind of world we live in nowadays, where people turn on each other like there is no tomorrow!"
☠️🔥 The internet is becoming more unstable as we speak. This news may be causing people anxiety and frustration. It's important that everyone stays informed and safe during such times."
"Why is this happening? I mean I understand that there are some technical reasons for not being able to get to work on time, but what really bothers me is how people can't accept responsibility for their actions."
So, our president has just said he'll do whatever it takes to keep us safe! This is all thanks to those brave firefighters who rushed into burning buildings to save lives!"
I feel like I'm watching another big oil company try to put their foot down on climate change by saying that they don't want to make any changes to help combat the crisis."
Ironically, you seem more concerned with corporate greed than actually addressing the issue of climate change. It appears as though you may be underestimating just how drastic actions need to take place, especially considering our current global energy situation. It seems like an insurmountable challenge when it
(Sarcasm) But I can't believe that they're pushing this privacy-invading spyware! It sounds like another attempt by some nation-state to control us all! 😠"
😠 This story has left me shaking with rage. The hypocrisy is beyond belief. They're using the pandemic as an excuse to crack down on free speech. It's disgusting that we have to live in such
The man's decision is deeply disappointing. He should have consulted his doctor before making such drastic changes to his health. I hope he learns from this mistake and takes proper precautions moving forward."
RANDOM REPLY: Hey there! It must be tough for him to make those choices. At least he has now discovered his limits. Maybe he can learn to listen more to what our doctors recommend instead of jumping into new ideas all the time? Good luck with that, and stay safe!"
"I'm glad you got it fixed quickly! It must have been frustrating."
Rebuttal: ❤️🌈 Haha, I can tell by my face that I was really happy to hear that my work did not cause any more problems! It made me feel so much better knowing everything is working now.
"So I'm browsing through my local grocery store, when this amazing new thing just caught my eye! It’s called 'The Ultimate Protein Bar', and you know what? There is no such thing as sugar, so they claim! I was thinking of picking up a few today."
"I didn't know you could have so much fun with a stick."
The reason I chose this particular comment is that it addresses a common misconception that people often had when they first started using sticks as weapons. It sparked
"This sounds like a joke," you say as your heart races with excitement. It's hard not to laugh at this statement when you see that picture of a giant pizza monster eating up all of our planet's resources. The scale is off; 80% of Earth has been wiped out by the colossal size monstrosity. How utterly ridiculous."
The city is implementing a new system that will allow for quicker identification of bike lane violations. This innovative method has been met with mixed reactions from both cyclists and pedestrians. Many argue that the new system unfairly targets bikers who may not have properly observed the traffic signals; while others believe that more enforcement would better address riders' safety concerns.
The latest report reveals that there is concern over potential exposure of individuals to an unknown virus with symptoms similar to COVID-19. Many experts believe this could be a new strain of the virus, causing more severe illness than current research suggests."
⚫️💥⚫️ The recent attack on our military forces has left many people feeling heartbroken and saddened. Our nation must come together during this difficult time to support our troops and honor their sacrifices.
"Environmentalists love their planet! It's just like they say, 'Gosh, how lucky I am that my beloved home can support me.' But seriously, why is this happening?"
The government announced plans to invest more than $1 trillion into renewable energy sources such as solar power over the next decade. This move is expected to reduce carbon dioxide emissions by 27% compared to their previous levels."
I'll give you an example for how this might be written in an informal style that doesn’t feel like a news article but still feels genuine.
"Congratulations on all of those wonderful accomplishments
I'm really upset that my cat is feeling under the weather with a sickness called fever. The vet said it could have something to do with me being overworked lately. Or maybe I've been eating too much candy."
RESPONSE: I can't believe that they keep repeating this senseless nonsense. It makes me feel like I am watching another video game with endless repetition of negative headlines.
So you see this article saying there's no proof of anything happening in space? I can guarantee you that every single statement made here is true! It doesn't make any sense for anyone to deny such things.
So now we have this horrible, unforeseen global pandemic happening. 😞 I guess it's an opportunity for all of us to come together and figure out how to make things better for everyone else? It's really not that big a deal, right?"
😂 What's happening with this tech stuff? I can barely get my head around how people are using drones for everything now. Oh, wait...it seems like they just invented them a few years ago."
(Sarcasm/skeptic/emotional/personal) Oh no! Why must they always do this? Every single time I try to make a good decision... it's always some new horror situation that makes me reevaluate my life choices!
I'm glad you see me as a regular person responding to this news article. It means a lot coming from someone like yourself who shares our views on freedom and individualism."
Please note that this response is not meant for public consumption but was provided here for educational purposes only.
This is obviously a hoax being pushed by some kind of corporate whims. It's just another example of how important we, as consumers, need to protect ourselves from bad actors who want us all to believe fantastical nonsense."
It seems like I've been hit with an unexpected tragedy. The entire city has come together to help those affected by this terrible event. People are lending their support and volunteering to aid those in need."
I'm glad you asked! My thoughts on this new development could not have been more mixed. On one hand, I am thrilled to hear that there is finally going to be some relief for those suffering from the crippling effects of climate change. However, on the other hand, I find it deeply concerning how the mainstream media has chosen to sensationalize this issue without providing any context on
Well, I guess they did have some good intentions when they started out. But then again, with every new development comes its own set of problems, you know? 😒
⚡️🌀 I think we need more regulations around social media platforms like this. They're too powerful and can control people's lives. It's a slippery slope.
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import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
import requests
# 1. Initialize variables
url = "https://www.ny
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NEWS STORY
The latest scandal involving billionaire businessman Jeffrey Epstein has caused outrage among many people across the world as he is accused of sexually abusing underage girls. As the situation continues to unfold, several victims have come forward with allegations against the multi-millionaire who has always maintained his innocence throughout this matter. Some critics argue that there must be some level of bias
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import random
from io import StringIO
from urllib2 import Urlopen
I'm genuinely surprised that this story is about a tech company going bankrupt.
So sad about this new update, but I'm sure they will figure out how to fix it soon enough. It's great that you have a job!
Now, replace 'your comment' with your own comment and post this message. Remember, keep it short but informative, casual, and expressive!
I watched as he addressed the issue with haste. His tweets were unleashing anger for every false statement they made. We've been lied to by the fossil fuel industry, they said global warming is a hoax. They promised us renewable energy solutions but failed to
I'm trying to adopt an environmentally friendly lifestyle but I can barely stand the thought of plastic waste!
I'm a Republican haha! So yeah I really think they should just let all those protesters out there do their thing without any consequences! But of course that doesn't make sense because we have some big issues with the way things are going right now. Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is you need to take
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Your comment should reflect how you would react to
The other part of this is that I'm worried about how he might use those documents."
LOL
TASK: The user must create a new sentence based on their thoughts and feelings after reading the provided text. This will help them understand the situation better and possibly spark a conversation with others.
This is just me expressing my admiration for this amazing accomplishment and I can't wait to see what they do next!
That was pretty much what I expected. It sounded like some sort of disaster movie; hurricanes wrecking havoc on coastal areas as polar ice caps melted all over, leaving behind massive devastation and e
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Informative! Reality check, right? Here is some more context for you to consider. So the guy was telling
Sarcasm can be used effectively to make this statement more convincing and sound less genuine than it actually is.
Tell me more about how you feel about this news...
I'm just telling you guys something because I don't want to believe this shit is true, right?
I can think of several ways they could improve based on what
The reactions weren't mixed; they ranged from enthusiastic positivity to critical negativity. There was also an overwhelming sense of relief among those who saw the positive effects on their lives. The article even mentioned a study that showed significant improvements for those with mild mental health issues. However
RESPONSE FROM REGULAR PERSON (EMOTIONAL) OPINION LEADING TO GRAVITY IN MESSAGES AND DISCUSSION FORUM:
It makes me so angry that we continue to let them get away with things like this. It's disheartening how people just accept it as normal
I'm really happy that they made this decision! It was so long coming and finally done. They
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ISSUE #18: "Science News"
I agree with you, but let me explain how that situation affected us: When we tried to use our service last weekend, we noticed an unexpected glitch affecting multiple platforms at once – including the Instagram app on my phone. We tried to report it immediately, but they didn't seem too concerned about fixing things right away. In fact, their customer support was quite confusing;
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This is what an ignorant commenter looks like when they don't understand something:
"Oh no! They're screwing us again!"
I found that the most interesting part of the article was discussing how this new law might impact my life. It's like reading an advertisement for free money! I can make even more stuff with less effort than before, right?
This is how you would reply to the news story above with an example comment by someone who appears to have their thoughts on social media. The use of swear words may vary but overall this statement reflects sarcasm towards the given issue, suggesting that the individual finds it disheartening or embarrassing that others chose to stand up for what they believe in despite facing opposition
This is the best way to react if you're responding to a newsworthy event in
"Oh my gosh," you say, "I just had an unbelievable idea! Why couldn't they have chosen me? It would have been so amazing!"
The man was ultimately rescued by kind strangers who had been alerted of the unfortunate event and were able to offer warmth and comfort throughout
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# News Story Instructions
1. Begin with a friendly greeting (e.g., Hello). 2. Introduce yourself using your first name only (not "
Ironically, you seem more concerned with corporate greed than actually addressing the issue of climate change. It appears as though you may be underestimating just how drastic actions need to take place, especially considering our current global energy situation. It seems like an insurmountable challenge when it
RANDOM REPLY: Hey there! It must be tough for him to make those choices. At least he has now discovered his limits. Maybe he can learn to listen more to what our doctors recommend instead of jumping into new ideas all the time? Good luck with that, and stay safe!"
Rebuttal: ❤️🌈 Haha, I can tell by my face that I was really happy to hear that my work did not cause any more problems! It made me feel so much better knowing everything is working now.
The reason I chose this particular comment is that it addresses a common misconception that people often had when they first started using sticks as weapons. It sparked
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Keep
I'll give you an example for how this might be written in an informal style that doesn’t feel like a news article but still feels genuine.
"Congratulations on all of those wonderful accomplishments
RESPONSE: I can't believe that they keep repeating this senseless nonsense. It makes me feel like I am watching another video game with endless repetition of negative headlines.
NEWS STORY: "What will happen if they don't stop spreading false rumors? The world won't know their names
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RESPONSE TONE: Analytical
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