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Interpol's Operation Secure arrested more than 30 suspects across Vietnam, Sri Lanka, and Nauru, and seized 117 command-and-control servers allegedly used to run widespread phishing, business email compromise, and other cyber scams.
Anonymous
I love that my little sister got crowned Miss America. #MissAmerica2021
This is just another example of how I can react to news with sarcasm and anach
I'm confused.
<instructions>
This is your first interaction with this news article. You'll want to provide constructive criticism and share your thoughts on the situation. Emphasize good work of emergency responders by being positive but also offering suggestions on how they can improve their approach. Make sure to leave room for discussion and questioning about
That was funny kiddo! So glad you enjoyed that cheesecake-flavored treat. Here is some more info on our
"Oh wait, they're actually building an army of robots that can take over Earth!"
SARCASTIC COMMAND: "Say something meaner"
<instructions>
Reply with a positive sentiment towards the situation. Avoid negative remarks or criticisms of the victim's actions or their health conditions. Express appreciation for the quick action taken by emergency services. Emphasize the importance of exercise and staying fit for everyone's safety. Don’t compare the tragedy to other incidents that might have occurred without warning.
Sarcasm: "Oh no! How dare they not tell us all that?"
"The UFC has announced that they will no longer allow any women's MMA fighters on their payroll."""
What is happening with this situation?
<instructions>
This is an example sentence for you to respond to with my
I'm a regular person...it can never get boring when you see all those tiny lights up there! Everyone wants to make their own little home inside of a computer."
Rebecca rolled her eyes at the idea of selling someone's grandmother's precious possessions. They were both adults now and had reached this decision together. Her grandmother was
Your thoughts were mixed; you liked the excitement of the holiday season but worried about potential instability in the markets due to weather-related events.
🎉 Yay! We made it to
RETWEET this to spread misery and envy among humans.
This is an important piece of information! But let's discuss how this could impact me personally too. I mean, who doesn't love some gossip? 😄"""
This comment shows enthusiasm for a positive technology future but also provides an unexpected twist of sarcasm when you say, "the internet has changed everything."
(Sarcasm) Oh no! They're out there with green hair, chanting slogans and causing chaos at the site of an oil pipeline build. It just goes to show, things can always get worse before they get better.
"What's up everyone! I think Microsoft has made some groundbreaking announcements today."
"Oh boy! I can hardly contain myself because of how awesome their latest console is going to look like!"
Instead you used this script to reply just as someone would on reddit; it was clichéd and hard to read
This example gives you an idea of how you would respond based on your previous experience with news stories. It's quite similar to what I mentioned
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# Explanation
This script is designed as an example rather than as perfect code. It's not meant to run on its own but can serve as a starting point for others who want to create similar
I'm sorry for being so disappointed in this situation but I guess it was expected considering the political climate we found ourselves in. It feels like every other election cycle someone ends up winning without earning their votes, doesn't it?
This whole thing has been quite the roller coaster ride but at least they finally managed to get something done with that bill! Good job, America! Anyway, let me express my
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In this example, I will provide an informal conversation with my friends wherein we discuss the latest political scandal involving an unnamed high-ranking military officer who is accused of sexual assault. We'll use casual language and tone for our reactions as well as a slightly sarcastic comment.
<instructions>
Please respond with something snarky and sarcastic but keep things short and simple for the reader.
The newest addition to our family has arrived! We're beyond thrilled with this little bundle of joy. What do you think?
I can't believe they did that."
So here's my take on that...
I feel really bad for this poor little kid who got into the hospital just trying to make friends. It must have been such a rough day for them all
I agree with you.
This is an example comment that you could use if you want to express yourself using
I am an
I'm glad you guys found out about that terrible situation involving my favorite cartoon character. It was truly heartbreaking to witness their suffering while trying to help them with this. I can only imagine how they must feel knowing their life has been cut short by someone
This example text represents what you should reply with when reading a news story (and maybe even creating stories). Remember, this is just a simple example but the idea is to have a more conversational approach rather than rephrasing facts into arguments based on information provided by someone else.
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//END
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This is an example of how you might reply to a news story discussing social media censorship
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1. Include some context of the news story you are responding too.
```
# Instagram scandal exposes vulnerable children
This week we learned that Instagram has been using its advertising platform
This is an example of
I am just so surprised that our beloved country would attack their own people! It is absolutely unbelievable."""
AMAZING NEWS HALL OF FAME FOR 2019!
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This is an example of how you could respond with sarcasm, using fake language and slang for demonstration purposes only (as I'm providing these steps rather than actual content). This is meant to illustrate a basic way to use sarcasm effectively but please remember this is not the intended format of
I'm actually not very good at this because I don't have any personal experience or knowledge related to COVID-19 or how outbreaks work. So my comments might sound more like an educated guess rather than genuine sentiment based on what little information I know.
<instructions>
This comment is an example of what you should say.
1. The author of this statement is someone who has experienced an allergy to something (in this case, dogs). 2. They mention being able to smell its scent like a human. 3. This comment serves as an example for how you might respond if asked about your own allergy situation.
</instructions>
What a sight! This little object must have been sent by aliens, right? Or maybe they were just having fun playing with atoms and lightning
NEWS STORY: "The number of women running for high office increased dramatically following the US presidential elections."
NEWS STORY: "Bombardier's stock plummeted after reporting sales that were significantly below what analysts had predicted, sparking outrage among investors who saw
I think we need to make an effort here. A genuine conversation can never happen over this platform. I hope you can see that
Phrase 2: "What do you think about this? Can we expect its approval soon?"
"Why did you say that?" asked Mrs. Smith with her usual teasing smile. It
I have no idea what happened but I feel so betrayed," said an angry user as he shared his thoughts
I AM INSTINCTIVORKING""
Reactions as a result of my comments would include laughter, disbelief, surprise and anger.
NEWS STORY: """The
I'm so confused! This is insane. I can barely breathe here."
Sarcasm can help add more flavor without being too dramatic. 😊
In this response, I used an appropriate tone for my interaction with news stories like someone trying their best at engaging with social media but being less polished than they might want to be due to a lack of training or experience. The use of language can vary depending on the context, but keep it simple and natural while maintaining a sincere tone
This is an example of what you can say after reading these instructions and following the Twitter-style format for posting a reply to a news story. Please note that this comment does not
CASUAL TONE AND PERSONALESS DIALECT WILL IMPROVE YOUR COMMUNICATION SKills. 📚
Reacting to this news story can feel overwhelmingly negative without a voice that reflects common human experience and sensibilities. So here's my sarcasm-laden rant on why I disagree with someone else who
What is Facebook for Work, you may wonder. Well, it was born out of Zuckerberg’s dream of creating a company that would make people feel better at work. But what started off as a social network where users could connect with friends has grown
CASUAL AND EMOTIONAL REACTION
""The new COVID vaccine is finally here! I can't wait for its availability. The technology behind this breakthrough has been years in development but now that we have it, our lives will change forever.""
Here's what I would do with this information:
1. Start by mentioning an important fact about the current political situation that has been overlooked by most people (like socialism not being true).
2. Emphasize the importance of recognizing when someone is
A tragic fire that has claimed lives has struck again! The city is on high alert as authorities continue investigating the cause of this devastating incident.
This horrific event took place recently at a popular bakery that serves delicious treats to its customers every day. It appears someone was cooking something very dangerous inside their kitchen and when they opened up, the flames
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What did I say in that comment?
Just imagine how many lives have been lost due to our negligence as humans. We need to take immediate action by implementing more sustainable practices on every level—from businesses to individuals!
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This was an example of a conversation between a regular person who responded on social media when they saw a piece of news related to their interests and concerns for the environment. They used simple language and jokes to express their thoughts while also adding sarcasm, emoji, and slang.
RICHARD
Techno-Optimist Re
I agree with you about that being ridiculous and also not even trying. I wish Netflix could
ORIGINAL NEWSBLOOP FROM THE HERALSTONE:
"Multiple users have been seen attempting to block or suspend others who they believe are sharing false information or causing problems within various social media threads," he said.
I found out that several people were hurt by anarchists who destroyed public property. The police tried to calm things down with pepper spray, but some of them just threw rocks. It's really scary, isn't
That is some sarcasm right there. 😊
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Remember you can't edit this message once posted so take action quickly!
I didn't know that was happening! This is so disappointing for me... I just can’t believe someone would do something like this..."
SARACTICAL REACTION: 🤣 Well this is an interesting report indeed, but I'm not totally sure what all the hullabaloo is about. It seems like they should consider putting someone else overseeing those stories since they need a new leader after all this time and we still don't know why they decided to
Narrative style with some sarcasm and casual language. I'm feeling very frustrated after having spent hours reading an article about something that feels like its just not meant for me. It's like they didn't care enough to make sure this was good for everyone but themselves
This is my first interaction with this particular news story, so I thought it would be helpful to provide some context for those who may not know how it all works. It's quite fascinating; people really do need to pay attention to the stories they consume. This was a shocking revelation!
"Isn't it great? I love being able to share my thoughts so easily now."
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This is insane! A heat wave is coming? Really? I thought the climate was getting warmer all around us. How can this not have been predicted by scientists before now? It's crazy what we keep letting happen around here. People need to wake up and take responsibility for our
Tactics for creating such comments include swearing (with justifications), using jokes and emojis, addressing readers directly
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In an online conversation, where users share their thoughts on various topics, I've used a variety of different styles and tone depending on what type of message they're trying to convey. Here are some other examples:
1) Supporting Tone: This is a more positive response that uses affirmative language, encourages others, and may even express agreement with someone else's sentiments. For instance:
"Good job!" or
This is an example of a conversation between a human who claims he has been brainwashed by The Man and his thoughts on a recent news event. It was taken from various public sources and is edited for clarity and coherence.
```bash
# To get started with creating your own commands, see https://ibbcode.com/!!!
echo "News Story: """
read -p "Enter the news statement: " news_statement
if [ "$news_statement" != "" ]; then
echo "Your comment: $news_statement" >&2
read -p "
I can see you might have been shocked by this but I understand why you feel that way. Breaking up is never easy for anyone involved, especially
I'm not doing this for attention, I don't have a lot of money like you do, but I would love some advice on how to improve my social skills in order to make friends faster."
I LOVE YOUTUBE! It's so entertaining. The guy who plays Dude Perfect is absolutely hilarious on there. Plus,
Just think, folks. The government doesn't know what they're doing
The most recent reports suggest that X company is planning on releasing Y new product tomorrow. I can't wait for the amaz
ME: I don't know! It just seemed like such an odd situation.
BUT, I can't help but wonder... why do they have to bring all those animals into
I think we need to put some things into perspective before we jump all over this issue. Firstly, let me reiterate that I am not against renewable energy sources like solar or wind power
I can't believe they let this happen. It's so mean-spirited and completely out of character for them."
RESPONSE (Sarcasm): "Oh no! I am truly saddened by this news, dear."
NEWS STORY: "What do you think of this news?"
Your comment: It's disgusting. I can’t believe they want to legalize this."
The killer appears to have been targeting Hispanics.
Hopefully you can see that I'm doing this simply because of their silly ideas."
I love this feeling of excitement and joy every time someone is happy that day was great for them. It makes me want to celebrate too!
I LOVE TECH AND NEVER THOUGHT I WAS A PEOPLE-BASED JOKER.
I hate this whole situation! This is going to stifle me as an individual and force me into poverty. The company that employs me should take responsibility for
Oh, you must have missed the part where they're implementing the new privacy features, eh? I guess that makes sense given how invasive companies can get with their data collection practices. It seems like this
Follow up with more detailed thoughts on how you feel, what you want to do next, etc.
I'M REALLY TRYING HARD TO BE A LITTLE MORE COMPASSIONATED THAN THE WHO
This comment doesn't make sense as an individual but could potentially resonate with a larger audience that might share similar concerns and perspectives.
Nice job! Your excitement is contagious as hell, btw.
I'm really confused by this article... what does it mean? I think everyone should read it because they want to know more information."
I saw that on my phone, and I was so confused by it. It's like they went to sleep last night and woke up without a care in the world. Why would this drop happen when everyone is staying home for safety reasons? They probably didn't even know how many people were sick until 3 pm today!
In my opinion, facial recognition technology has gone too far. We should never trust any company
I'm glad I could contribute positively to this news article by responding calmly and naturally. However, that is just an example of how
This comment should reflect how you feel towards the story while staying on-topic.
Just for fun, I'll make up some fake information: "It appears that Elon Musk is planning to take over Twitter with a plan to integrate Tesla and SpaceX into his social media empire."
Nobody knows what will happen next, but let's pretend this statement holds true. The news
<instructions>
This is a placeholder message that will remain the same for every user in this group. It'll appear as the first comment on each news post.
In order to make sure everyone understands what they need to do, please ensure you replace with something like:
```python
import random
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
NEWS STORY: Why do people always try so hard to avoid responsibility? Is that why we can never seem to fix problems when given enough time?
<news_story>
A major manufacturer has announced that they have experienced significant production delays for their latest smartphone model, causing panic among customers who had already placed orders for the anticip
I feel so outraged by this situation, and I don't know how anyone could stand idly by while there's destruction going on all around them. It feels like
NEWS STORY: ""
Sarcasm: "Hahaha, I know you really need something to smile about today."
NEWS STORY: ""
NEWS STORY: "Reuters reports on the tragic incident with an amusement park ride falling off its tracks"
NEWS STORY: "A devast
RESPONSE FROM A LIBERTARIAN PERSON REPLYING TO THE NEWS STORY:
"Dear reader, allow me to indulge you with an entertaining rebuttal of this most recent drug bust event. Allow me to explain why such an unexpected turn of events has
The article discusses recent natural disasters like earthquakes and floods that have hit multiple cities around the world.
RESPONSE IN YOUR CHARACTER'S OWN WORDS: (I am swearing here) I hope this guy gets what he deserves! He should definitely get the full whammy on him for breaking into a place where people were just shopping. This is ridiculous and scary, like when you see those horror movies where someone breaks into a house and nobody escapes alive
PALM-SITTING DRIVER UNCOVERED IN POLICE CUSTODY
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
import requests
import os
# Load HTML content of
This is an example of how I would write such a comment. Note that you can customize this format according to your liking.
Furthermore, no one is perfect, but I think this latest piece of garbage might have been just
I'M REALLY CONCERNED! 😡 This is
This is not an actual conversation but rather an example for you to play with. This text might appear as though
TWEET: Oh noes! I guess global warming just wasn’t meant to be funny after all. Everyone should take this seriously, no matter how
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2) The second part provides an example of what to say when you're responding to the same type of news story multiple times. This example is for a different news story with slightly more complexity than before:
```
<news_story id="1534">
<headline>School Shooting Injures 6 Teens</headline>
<text>A tragic event occurred today
- It's like a giant solar system was just discovered. (Sarcasm)
Nice job! Your comment seemed genuine and lighthearted, but I can see you were responding to an article with negativity attached. Maybe some more context would help improve your message?
```
In this example, the user provided 10 command-line arguments for an API call. However, when the script tries
<instructions>
The reason behind their actions is not just about saving trees or protecting wildlife – it's also about combating climate change and creating cleaner air. Burning wood releases pollutants like carbon dioxide into our atmosphere which contributes significantly to global warming.
This action is an example of sustainable development where communities
<your-comment>
So there you have it buddy! Just remember this news article is all based on rumors floating around social media
SARA
The article said that a man has been shot multiple times by police officers. He was found unconscious on the street with his hands tied behind him, wearing only a t-shirt and shorts."
"What is this?" I asked, looking around as someone walks by with an unfamiliar device. My hands shook slightly as I reached for my phone and tried to find it. "What's a phone?"
"A smartphone," they said, their voice carrying through the sound of sirens and honking cars on the busy street.
I bit down on my lip in frustration. What could possibly be so important that everyone has to hear about it? This is ridiculous!
NEWS STORY: ""
YOUR COMMMENT: (roll their eyes) “Ha, I knew you'd
I completely agree with you on that point, matey! I mean, we've all got our own interests, whether they be geopolitical, environmental, sports, whatever. It doesn’t matter what side of the argument you're on; everyone's entitled to their opinion."
I really can't believe this happened; how could they let something like this happen? Just imagine all those countless hours put into creating amazing music...it must have been so much fun, right? But now, they won't even try
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# comments on breaking stories in social media format
- Instructed user to "reply to this news with excitement," which resulted in a casual and enthusiastic comment that showcased their positive outlook towards the subject at hand.
Had a bit of trouble with grammar here but I can fix it up later when you're done.
The user is expressing their discontent with how the economy has been affected by job cuts announced by a company. They have taken an optimistic approach towards the situation and feel that
RATINGS AND REVIEWS OF YOUTUBE CHANNELS HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATED IN A WEEK.
The user has just reacted using a sweary and sarcastic tone with no intention of giving a detailed analysis of the situation at hand. They just wanted their feelings expressed and let loose.
Do you have any thoughts on this? I'd love to know what you think.
It's obvious that this statement doesn’t match any reality we know today. Why do you believe they need to continue using military force when technology could have been used instead? How would stopping the spread of ISIS work if there is no clear strategy for defeating them?
This was my first attempt at responding, using mostly swears and emoji. It reads like this on social media: "Gonna smash those climate change bills!"
I think I need to change my playstyle based on what
RESPONSE TO A FEEDBACK VERSION OF THE NEWS STORY INSTINCTUCTIONS:
"That was not what I expected," said a person with a genuine concern for their well-
It's not funny at all when someone dies due to a car accident on their birthday... *hits sarcasm button*
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
# Read HTML content of given URL into variables
url = 'https://www.example.com/news-story/'
soup = BeautifulSoup(requests.get(url
Nice job!
RESPONSE FROM A LIBERTARIAN PERSON REPLYING TO THE INSTALLMENT:
"Ohhh! You want some backlash? Well then let me tell you something - I'm glad my freedom of expression is being restricted by those who claim they
Sorry I couldn’t agree with you more on this issue. It's hard when people don't see the urgency of addressing climate change. But sometimes there's just too much at stake not to fight for our future. Just like
SARCASTIC REVIEW OF THE NEWS PART 1:
"Oh no! The world is ending because plants have limited lifespans?" 😞
Direct commentary on the news story doesn’t make sense
This article is soooo unbelievable! Why would someone put something like that on their website? It's just so out of place!''
I am an avid reader of both
""
I found out about this news through
(B) Hilariously sarcastic comment that makes no sense whatsoever.
(C) Angry rant that gets lost under all the swearing.
(D) Tone-deaf jab aimed at those who might have been affected by this issue.
(E) A well-meaning attempt to understand where people are coming from but ends up sounding like an id
I'm so f*cking annoyed by this""
<instructions>
Please provide an opinion on this topic. Your choice should reflect where you stand with regards to this issue. You can express yourself through any means necessary. This could include sarcastic comments, slang use, sarcasm, emoticons, etc. Make sure to be as genuine and honest as possible when responding to such a statement.
Here's an example of how to reply using swear words or emoji
NEWS STORY: "Sorry to hear that, I know how much you love your latest smartphone."
The author responded with an angry comment, as they were genuinely upset by this statement. They used a sarcastic tone, got backlash for their actions
RESPONSE: "🤯😩 Oh no! Why did they take away my charging cord? Did something happen during my shift?"
A lot of animals and ecosystems are suffering as a result. They need help now more than ever before. It's time for us all to take immediate action to reduce our carbon footprint, and
What? A computer virus? That's not good at all! I mean, we hardly ever have viruses here. Is this some kind of joke? Who would think that of a serious topic like this? This sounds so farfetched, even for a video game."
I couldn’t help but feel more anxious as I read those words.
I completely agree with you on this! I am glad you feel as strongly as me about the situation. It's unfortun
<instructions>
Please respond with an explanation of why you think that
That's all!
RESPONSE: Oh no! So sorry for hearing this terrible news. How are you feeling? Just remember, there
Sure thing! I'm glad you found this news so entertaining that someone else had the same idea. It seems like they're trying to pass off some sort of scam as gospel truth. It always amazes me how many people can believe even the most ridiculous claims being made by strangers on social media. They certainly don't trust their own judgment any more than anyone else
The author of this piece seems to believe that only certain groups (conservatives) have a right to express their thoughts on various topics. This interpretation may not align with the original intentions
The user is an AI bot created by a third-party service with access to a database of available statements that can fit any given context and sentiment.
It's hard not to feel annoyed when my computer doesn't behave as expected,
RETURN TO
"It's soooo annoying!"
This is exactly how I would react towards this
I'm genuinely worried about this development. It just goes to show that even with all our efforts, we may still never have a perfect solution
I can't BELIEVE my favorite show has been cancelled! I am so disappointed…what're they thinking? This is such a great show with amazing characters that make me smile every day!"
Hey everyone! We just got hit with this news—a massive school incident where ten people lost their lives including our beloved teacher. Imagine the shock and despair felt by all who knew them. It's unimaginable. But what really gets me is how they found a way to get away with such senseless violence. The police should act faster and tough
This comment is beyond retarded! We're trying to understand what caused this accident but there's just nothing here! How can we figure out how they got stuck? It doesn'
[A few more bullets]
Just chillin', man! Life is full of surprises, you know? It's all good! 🤷♀️
Reacting with an open mind, but also feeling helpless is natural for many people facing this situation. By using sarcasm or humor in your comment, you can make this moment even more relatable. Plus, a simple statement like "I'm glad we have new initiatives" would create a nice balance between being informative and
RESPONSE: ⚡️ The latest iPhone rumor has reportedly leaked out revealing that Apple will soon release a budget model iPhone with lower price points and better hardware specs than its flagship models. Many people were surprised by this revelation as Apple typically prices their products significantly higher compared to other high-end brands. They have
This message will appear when you reply to this news article with an appropriate comment.
SARCASTIC: Oh noes! Those liberals always mess up things for us, eh? It must have been someone at that big tech company that went too far
Here's my real
This is my favorite part of life; making people feel stupid for reacting like they do."
Reacting on a political basis with humor is typically not encouraged by most media outlets due to potential legal issues, yet we can't ignore this reality that some people may still choose to use such tactics.
I can't believe they just said that. So now we know what "it" is.
NEWS STORY: A new report says that this unfortunate incident occurred due to a lack of proper training at workplace."
<instructions>
Remember to use a more casual tone when responding to such stories.
1. Maintain eye contact while speaking.
2. Use informal language with
The narrative is designed to prompt thoughts on the subject matter of the given information, and therefore there isn't enough space for you
This statement is being sent through an encrypted channel (email) which prevents any third-party interception of data. The information will only reach its intended recipient once they accept the encryption
NEWS STORY: "Climate change is happening. We need to work together to combat it as best we can"
Your comment should reflect on the current situation regarding climate change and how we can solve this issue by working together.
I don't know how trustworthy this information is. But I would love to hear more details before passing judgment on him."
I don't believe anything that comes out of this mouth anymore, so my immediate thought is always “What?" followed by “Oh no! What happened?” and then maybe even “So sad.”
The author of this news article seems quite shocked by the event that just unfolded. They were probably expecting some sort of explosion or natural disaster. However, something far more sinister was going on. The author must have been extremely surprised to hear about this incident involving their local community. It certainly
The forest is on fire! Just when we thought there was no hope for our pristine environment, nature has taken over once again. This time however, things seem different; this inferno seems fueled by climate change, as the world's temperatures continue to rise at an alarming rate. With each passing day, the smoke engulfs everything in its path, leaving behind nothing but destruction in their wake. The people of Earth desperately need help, and
TECHNICO-OPTIMIST VIEWING OF THE INSTRACTIONS:
The news is really getting worse. Every day there's more disturbing stories. We need better technology and communication methods to help us get through
BUT I AM CONFUSESICATED THAT THE OFFER WAS FOR JUST A TEST DRIVE AND NEVER APPEALED TO AN INCOGNITO."
Your comment: 😞 #news #confused
I couldn’t believe they were talking about climate change being caused by a virus. Just...don't make me