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North Korea constructing new enrichment facility for nuclear bombs, experts say
The apparent new facility could help Pyongyang follow through on pledges to continue ramping up production of fissile materials.
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Sorry for the confusion, but I understand what you're saying but it just seems like there might be more at play here. Can you please provide me with any further information that would help shed light on this issue?
I'm genuinely shocked by this development. It has got to be extremely concerning for him as well, right? Just think of all the hard work he put into his studies... and now, he might lose something he loved! That is definitely not an outcome anyone ever expects when going through such circumstances. I can only hope for better days ahead for him."
I'm not surprised because I knew this was coming.
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"The pandemic has caused major drops in consumer spending. Many businesses have been forced to shut down permanently."
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I just got back from my trip to Europe and saw countless dead birds lining roads and sidewalks everywhere I went. The pan
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Sorry to hear this! Can you provide me with more context? What specific details would help me understand what's happening here?"
And that's how I started my own website with a simple comment on a local news article.
Instead of providing any context around this event (e.g., location, date), you're simply going on autopilot with your sarcastic comment that ends abruptly as if you just said "Bah!!" and then quickly swapping roles
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Just thought I'd share my thoughts on that big announcement made by this company today. They've totally blown me away with their new product launch. And of course, everyone is talking about how awesome it is! ✨
<slightly sarcastic> They had better make sure they know what they’re doing before they start causing so much trouble…
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I'm surprised by this latest attack on our democracy. It really doesn't make sense for someone with such influence to not step up and defend us."
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This article is sensationalist, misleading and does not take into account the bigger picture of what's happening. The author seems disconnected from reality and uses overly dramatic language to get their message across, making readers feel anxious and confused. I wonder how many lives have been lost because of this nonsense? It
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The world is on fire."
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The CEO and CTO have both said they would give their lives for the success of our little startup. We just need more funding so we can hire even
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So glad you're here today. ✨
I read this news statement without being able to comprehend what was going on here. It appeared as though there had been some sort of leakage in the military which has been confirmed by multiple sources. This information caused a significant uproar among various factions within our nation due to the implications that were at stake. People were divided
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I'm sorry but this isn’t the way things work. You see, I don’t have any magical powers over my social media feed or the internet, I can only pretend to understand what people say when they feel like their life has been drained of meaning.
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I'm a Conservative Republican. So let me tell you my thoughts on this issue. The BLM movement has gone too far. They have become the
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In this version of social media, we need more people like you who don't mind being silly and casually expressing their opinion. You see, people today can connect so easily with each other on platforms that
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Normally, I'd respond by sharing my thoughts on this piece of news; however, due to limited ability to communicate due to mental health struggles, I will focus on reacting neutrally to the situation, hoping that other readers can provide a more balanced and comprehensive
In this example, we're assuming that you want to express disbelief at the situation involving your character, but maintaining an engaging conversation flow is crucial.
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I agree that the internet has become increasingly addicting. I don’t have any problem using social media, but maybe there could be some sort of limit on screen time? Or perhaps they should
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Hey everyone! I just read that some people might get an extra 25% off on their favorite products at Nordstrom this holiday season. Excited for my next shopping trip!
I'm glad you like this news story too! I love how they found a way to save endangered species without hurting them. It's really inspiring.
Sarcasm? Emotional reaction? Real reactions can vary depending on
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So here we go with my attempt at replying based on what I heard earlier today. Please accept it as constructive criticism. If you need more detailed information or clarification please ask for further details and provide them.
This was an unfortunate event where someone took their own life at the scene of an accident involving a fire truck."
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The man sitting next to me at work had this horrible accident last night that resulted in him being hurt really badly. We tried our best to get him help but the medical staff was too slow. It just shows how broken we all have become as a society.
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The reason I'm doing this is that they kept changing their minds on whether or not we should send out an email regarding some important update. It's like this internal debate going on in my office."
The article discusses the increase of plastic waste across various industries and worldwide. The author
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And so it went. Anxiety washed over me as I searched through every corner of my closet for a traceable piece of jewelry; a silver pendant that once belonged to an old friend who had gone missing years ago. The panic setting in, I knew this wasn't just some random idea I was conjuring up, but a genuine concern. This couldn't be ignored! My
The other users on this platform might think you're talking about something very specific like politics, religion, or science but for now, just pretend that it's some news article related to technology or current events.
I'm a lady named Sarah. I don't like how many people think they can control what happens around them but that doesn't make
That's all you need!
I was very upset by this development. The music was just as much a part of me as any other aspect of my life – something that set me apart from everyone else around me. My parents didn’t understand why I loved their favorite song so much; they thought it was silly and unhealthy. They would tell me that rock bands weren't as popular anymore
This seems like quite an opinionated response, doesn't it? So let me explain how I would handle this statement in an interview situation with a colleague. 📚
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Follow up with: "Just imagine what possibilities this could open up for us as consumers. This technology could revolutionize our daily lives by enhancing everything from healthcare to entertainment."
This is a perfect example of what you should write when asked to react to an article on the internet. This has a lighthearted tone because it uses swears and sarcasm, as well as emoticons and memes which make it more enjoyable and less serious than
This comment is an example of how you might react to this news article on social media by using a different tone, voice, and emotion than
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Skeptical Person: I guess that depends on how we look at things. But this article doesn’t seem to have much of an impact on my investment strategy. It seems like they're just trying to sell more stuff without really solving any problems."
"Wow! This is so cool!"
I don't believe any of this nonsense because I see right through their game plan. They have been lying since day 1, so why should we trust
I don't believe any of this stuff."
I REGULARLY POST TO FORums like this but I've never seen something like this before! It seems so out of place…
Hey everyone, guess what? The Avengers have been battling that thing all along…
It’s really hard for me to tell you who the winner is, because there hasn’t been enough information provided yet…
So, with no more details available
I can understand why someone might not want to hear what I have to say but I assure you, it will make me feel much better knowing others care as much about this
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Furthermore, I feel like there needs to be some level of responsibility for what happened. They shouldn’t have gotten away with it that easily. It feels like people
I'm so glad that I saw this story. It was truly fascinating! I can’t wait to
I feel terrible for those poor little innocent children caught up in this senseless act of violence. Losing their lives at such a young age is
I'm not ready for this shit! I've tried everything, and nothing seems to work. We keep getting more of what we didn't want, and now there's no way out."
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That comment is sarcasm, but I can understand that you might have heard some of the previous comments regarding the issue at hand."
I'd
I can't believe I just heard about this! Suicides have become such a huge problem lately; every day we hear more stories of people taking their own lives. It's so shocking that they would do something like that. But, everyone has the right to make decisions for
Sorry dude but I don't have any idea what that "new technology" is really all about. Can you please explain how it works? It seems like something out of science fiction or a movie plot. I
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"The world is changing rapidly. People are going through difficult times due to factors like climate change
I agree that this seems unusual. There could be some underlying issue with their tech infrastructure or they might have encountered an outage recently. It would also make sense for them to update us on any developments or plan of action in the future."
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RESPONSE: Oh boy do I miss my old life. The office parties were always so much fun. And how can you BEAT that? It's just... pathetic. The CEO must think I'm stupid for even trying.
NEXT INSTMENT: There's a new shitty iPhone! They made it with a camera on top of everything else. That thing has like five lenses all over
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The iPhone
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RESPONSE 1: Oh dear, I guess this news must mean nothing then, huh? Yeah, I'd say that's pretty much my initial thought on this news as well. It's always good to know we can enjoy our lives
SARCASTIC REACTION: "Oh my goodness! They sure did go all-out there this time!"
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"This has been reported multiple times, not just for the iPhone 8 Plus but other models as well."
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I can't believe he decided to show up just as I was getting bored waiting for my favorite TV show!
The UN has announced plans to curb carbon dioxide emissions by implementing stricter regulations across various industries
This is just... so bad! The government sure likes messing with our lives without any reason at all. It's like they have their own hidden agenda. What will happen next? I don't know, but I hope they change this quickly before more people get hurt."
This is my first time responding to an online news article. I am genuinely concerned about this issue and want to provide feedback that shows care and concern without
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As you can see, there isn’t any need for an overly-polished piece of writing. The author was able to create a simple but effective reactions post that communicates their excitement towards this particular phone upgrade using everyday language and humor – creating something genuine yet easy enough for others to understand what they want
I'm glad you shared this with us! I completely agree with your sentiments. But let's look at things through different lenses. The government can indeed have some nefarious purposes – we just
I know you won't believe how easy I made it for people who didn't have access to rain gear to enjoy nature without getting wet today!"
While there might have been a mistake or alteration made during production or editing of the video, I'm curious as to why such mishaps would occur without proper oversight or quality control measures in place
Sure thing! I'm glad you had an interesting experience at work today. It's always fun when people show up prepared for training like that. I’ve been meaning to learn how to tie my shoes better since
I think the media is exaggerating this whole situation," says Sarah with sarcasm. "What would happen if we all stayed at home?"
Then, instead of being polite and providing some form of context for your comment, you just provide an example
The user is discussing an article on their favorite music artist who has announced that they will no longer be touring for an indeterminate period due to health issues. The author of
"I absolutely dislike this statement because it's so obviously designed by an algorithm to manipulate people's beliefs."
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ARE YOU READING THIS? 😂
RUNNING POLITICS QUESTION (NOTHING ELSE)
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I think people should focus more on understanding each other instead of arguing over every single little detail."
<p><em>It was so unexpected! It wasn’t anything like they said they were going to do.</em></p>
I thought you might find it interesting that they decided to end
So many people are going hungry today because they can't afford food."""
RELATIVE'S OPINION: 'The government has been getting too intrusive.'
(B) Isn’t it amazing how the internet can bring people together even when facing such difficult situations? Just goes to show what good humans can do. <
I can't believe they did that! So many lives at risk!
Just so you know how this works, I responded to this news article, but I didn't write anything profound or artistic at all. Instead, I used an American Idol-esque voice on my comments that made me appear less
I'm really thrilled for them! They have released an amazing record that I am genuinely enjoying so much more than their previous works."
"Alright, I see that our world is constantly evolving, and the way we live our lives is becoming more complex. But sometimes, it can feel overwhelming trying to keep up
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This isn’t the first
This is an example of how you might reply to this news using a sweary emoji like 💩 to add some funny elements to your conversation.
I feel so helpless knowing that I won't be able to make any significant change myself...
The correct format for this type of conversation is as follows:
1) Start with the introduction of your comment which should usually be short (just a few words), sweet but sarcastic, informative ("It seems like someone had the misfortune of getting bitten by
It's just such a horrible thing! The article talks about how a group of people were hurt really badly because they took off their face mask while at a crowded park."
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I watched every move of that asshole who threatened our freedom with his sick internet conspiracy theories!
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I know this is so not cool but seriously people...it's like someone broke into my room! How does that even happen? I just put all of my stuff away because I was busy. It really wasn’t planned but still it feels very wrong."
Sarcasm is important here. 😉
The reason I'm so upset is because this headline was so misleading. It didn’t tell me what the article was going to talk about. Instead, they just described how horrible and terrible this issue is. The author of this piece seems like an idiot for releasing such a d
Just because I'm talking about the end of the world doesn't mean that you should stop using social media for the next few days. Just kidding! This is just like every other day with no apocalypse happening yet. But seriously, how many times have you seen
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The latest horror was that someone made an idol out of dog poop at their local pet store. Did they even use shampoo or anything? Just imagine wiping yourself off with that messy pile of dirt and gunk – why would anyone want to wear such a ridiculous item?"
Just imagine how many more of our users would read this article with an optimistic outlook if we could get them to see things through someone's eyes like that.
Normally I would have some serious thoughts on this issue, but there seems to be no reason for me to feel that way today. As an environmental
There's no way this can BE true! 😱 I'm gonna have my server provider look into it right away. This is like... absolute madness! These people should not be allowed to do anything that could possibly harm innocent people
I think this is such an important article. I'm glad they brought up climate change again. It's so disheartening to see people still not taking actions that could make
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I used to think I was good at making decisions based on data, but now...
Hey, I'm feeling really worried reading this news article. The government has shut down again! That means all social programs have been put on hold for everyone who relies on them. It feels like everything is falling apart around us, and it scares me that we might
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I'm glad I didn't know that. It was so unexpected! It made me feel like I couldn't help but laugh and throw up my hands. ❤️
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I don't understand why they canceled "The Last of Us Part II" yet everyone is going crazy over this! It's like they want us all to believe that something bad happened just so we get more
The protesters were so angry because they believed their rights as citizens had been taken away by some corrupt group of elitists. They felt disrespected and betrayed but the police seemed completely uncaring and didn't seem to care either. It was as if the government wasn't even trying to fix
TECHNO-OPTIMIST PERSONA: 💯 **It's all about
Just thought I would express my shock and disbelief at this sudden move. It is
"I hope this was an April fools joke! I really love my job and wouldn't want it any other way."
I'm replying with my emotions on this issue because I see so many people taking responsibility in reducing their carbon footprint but they still don’t seem genuinely interested
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"Haha, I can't believe they did that! The government needs to take action against this."
I've heard rumors about this plot but I can see their tactics working extremely well. People won't think twice about giving them whatever they
So sorry that happened...really feels bad...thoughts & prayers go out to everyone affected by such a tragic incident
I hope you enjoy
Your Comment is directed at a skeptical individual who uses unpolished language such as swears and emotions. They also incorporate sarcasm into their comment to make it appear more genuine. Their overall tone is informal with slang usage and emo
Just for fun, I'm going to break some serious ground here by posting an actual libertarian statement on this site! Here's what I think of your favorite political party today...(Insert Libertarian Party comment here
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I don't care what this "Progressive Revolution" is all about""
As you can see, I have no intention of creating any kind of artistic narrative here or writing anything profound that goes beyond 'this is sad.'
I can see their faces light up with excitement as they talk about how awesome it is. But I just don't get
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Sarcasm seems to fit better here than just straight-up criticism.
This is my interpretation of what you said. It appears that you feel strongly against the use of single-use plastic bags in our community.
FREE FEEDBACK FOR OUR VIEWERS: (Sarcasm) Well we should just take back control of our lives and start