In Reiner Knizia's Rebirth, you get an extraordinary pair of related tabletop board games, one of which is great for casual play, while the other is capable of satisfying hardcore strategists.
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I'm worried about my job security due to Amazon's new policies."
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👁️ The COVID-19 vaccine is now ready for use by healthcare workers worldwide. The United States has just authorized its use with only minor side effects reported so far. It could potentially save countless lives over time as global efforts continue."
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import pandas as pd
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import re
# replace with the path of your .txt file you saved with your script
file_path = "your_file" # "/tmp/YourFileName.txt"
[SARCASM] I can't believe they made this move! The way they treated those protesters was horrible. They should have let them peacefully express their grievances.
😞 I know you're going through some stuff and that's understandable, but can we please talk? This is like a breakup with a fictitious character. Why doesn't she realize how horrible her life
A truly remarkable development by Apple's newest product launch! 🔥 The all-new iPhone 12 Pro Max is now available for pre-order. With its impressively long battery life and advanced camera features, this device is sure to keep users captivated throughout their day. I can't wait to see
I didn't even read the article before responding! Seriously though, this is ridiculous! They can't just decide that something is true without evidence? It makes me want to throw my computer out of frustration."
I'm glad you guys decided not to play World of Warcraft anymore because it wasn't enjoyable for me and probably was too much work. It's really weird that they couldn't find a way to make this entertaining even after all the time spent on making it great."
(Sarcasm) The free market is making headlines today as some stores have implemented price controls after discovering they were selling products at less than their actual costs. This has led to increased competition among retailers who now need to find ways to reduce prices to stay afloat.
I absolutely don't give a rat's ass what any other person thinks of me! Because that's their fucked up business. They got enough shit on them already.''
RESPONSE FROM A LIBERTARIAN PERSPECTIVE (without needing to use swears):
Uh-oh, look - this article is all about people having itchy fingers with guns. Excuse me while
😂 Oh man, I can't believe they did that! It was so unexpected and shocking… I mean, we all know how horrible those last few months have been for the people who live there. How many innocent lives were lost? What will happen next?"
"Dear fellow global citizens, I present to you today's headline — 'The Ebola Virus Claims Its First Victim In West Africa.' This is not good news at all! The World Health Organization has
"Just another day at work! What an absolute waste of time this is."
I just had a long conversation with my coworker about how the government shutdown was affecting me and how I couldn't even pay taxes right now because I didn’t have enough money saved up.”
"So many people I know on social media have been having trouble understanding what's happening with COVID-19," says my sister. "They just can't accept that this pandemic is over."
"Just watched a video that shows some protesters storming into an American military base...this has never happened before, right? It's like they all went too far."
😡👠 Environmentalists have been lamenting about deforestation for years!
I see this as an opportunity to express my disgust towards humanity's destructive nature. The world needs conservation efforts more than ever before. It's clear that our actions have far-reaching consequences on both local and global scales. I urge people to reconsider their consumption habits and make environmentally friendly choices
I'm surprised by how quickly things have changed since my last visit. Everything seems so different now. It was just a few weeks ago that we were walking through this beautiful park with a million flowers blooming
I'm absolutely horrified by this latest atrocity being perpetrated against innocent people all over the world. It goes without saying that my thoughts and prayers are with those who have been victims of such heinous acts and wish nothing more than justice for their loved ones and reparation for the
So, I had this dream... about being transported through time, only able to see my present self! But then I woke up scared shitless because this was happening to me while sleeping!"
😂 So much information... how does this impact my life? <--- Remember not to use swears or any profanity. Also, remember to keep things short and simple.
Afghanistan has reported its first confirmed case of COVID-19 since declaring an end to its own nationwide lockdown on Thursday. The man, who is said to have tested positive for the virus earlier this week, had no symptoms at the time but developed mild health concerns when he returned home from work. Afghanistan's health authorities are currently investigating the source of the infection and taking necessary pre
"Oh no! The world is going downhill with this climate change nonsense."
The first thing you should do when starting an argument over a news story on social media (like Facebook or Instagram) is understand that every conversation holds potential for conflict so try
🎮 This game is so much fun! I can't stop playing with my friends. The graphics are amazing and there are endless options for customization. Plus, it's only $9.99 on Google Play!"
A man named Jake was caught by police for holding up an ATM last night. He used his cell phone to rob the place after getting into an altercation with another customer. The whole incident took less
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The new COVID-19 variant has been identified by scientists as Omicron, which was detected earlier this month in South Africa. The WHO (World Health Organization) has warned that this latest strain could be more transmissible than previous variants of concern. Some experts suggest it may also evade some immunity gained through vaccination,
I can't believe they told me I was allowed to keep my job again! But seriously? Can you imagine being at work every day worried about losing your job because of this crap? It's just not worth it."
A stunning revelation! The government is running a secret experiment on innocent civilians without their knowledge or consent. They're testing dangerous drugs and engaging in covert operations that could change everything forever."
😂 Oh no! The man who got arrested for trying to steal my bike is being held on $250 bail. I feel so bad for him! He really wants his bike back, you know?
I am truly shocked by this! It's unbelievable that someone would act so immorally like that! How can they justify doing something as terrible as that? They should be punished for their actions!"
😎 The Crew is winning their first match against an elite team this season! They've been practicing hard every day for months now, and they look so much more confident with each game. It feels like their training sessions have paid off as they continue to grow together."
Hey there, friend! I just read your statement about the Crew winning their first match against an elite
(Sarcasm) Oh no! I saw that horrifying video of those kids being killed by an unidentified assailant who looked like they were allergic to sunlight! Their parents were shock
😠 Oh my gosh! The new COVID variant is a "monster" and I can't believe they didn’t warn me first that this was coming. It seems like another excuse for lockdowns. #FakeNews #GlobalistGrabBall #DemocratLies
😠 Oh no! It's allergies again? That always happens around this time of year, doesn't it? I can't believe they keep using that old phrase "winter is coming." The weather here
😠 I can't believe it! The government has gone too far with their latest technology initiative. It seems like they have no concern for our privacy whatsoever. It's like they're trying to control every single aspect of our lives. It's completely outrageous that
I just read about this terrible tragedy involving dozens of innocent people who lost their lives in a horrific accident caused by reckless drivers."
I'm glad you had a chance to see how people reacted on social media following such an incident. It can really make us question our safety when we drive, especially with the rise in dystopian content like AI self-driving cars and autonomous weapons systems. We can also feel helpless as the authorities try to bring those responsible
😂 Oh no! The latest horror movie has apparently caused an outbreak of zombies across the country! This has left many people terrified and seeking answers for what's happening... The authorities have launched an investigation into this incident but with rumors swirling around, everyone is on edge! I can tell you
(This could potentially include any number of words, phrases or opinions on the given topic.)
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def natural_language_to_text(nltk):
# Download NLTK's Text Crawl Corpus if it is not already installed.
nltk.download('punkt') # replace with 'corpora' for more advanced functionality
# Define helper function that splits sentences into individual words.
def word_tokenizer(text):
return text.split()
"The Amazon rainforest is being cut down at an alarming rate. I feel so disheartened knowing that such an incredible ecosystem is going to become another piece of land for the sake of resources."
😠 This news is obviously fake but I'm having trouble figuring out how to make sure my friends won't see it when they open up their feeds today. Is there anything you can do?
I can't believe that this news is true! I think they should investigate it further before making any conclusions. The information given doesn’t make sense and there could be more at play here."
The article claims that the number of people using social media is on an increasing trend due to new privacy regulations."
The information provided about this topic makes sense and can explain how more people may have started sharing their opinions on various platforms. However, I find myself slightly confused by the reasoning behind certain actions being taken with regards to such policies. In order to better understand and respond
(Sarcasm) Oh no! The government is cracking down on privacy rights activists who refuse to turn over their data voluntarily. This must stop! It's so unfair that they make you do this. They should let everyone keep their own information."
The user is responding with sarcasm as instructed in order for them to express their thoughts on an unrelated topic without sounding too pretentious or foolish.
😔 Why don't they just tell us what happened?! We deserve answers!"
The author of this comment has been trained to act like a typical internet user responding to an article related to news. The tone used is sarcastic and the language employed is informal, possibly suggesting that the writer may not have attended university before.
I'm really surprised by how quickly things went downhill today with all of this protesting happening around us. It seems like every other day we have some sort of riot or demonstration going on and it's just getting ridiculous. It can get out of control very fast which is why I believe they need to step up their security measures and make sure everyone knows what they're doing so that nothing goes too far off track.
🤡 Oh no! I can't believe they did that! It feels like such an invasion of privacy. Can you imagine? The government listening in on our conversations without our knowledge? This has got to stop!"
Well played! So funny! I can see why you're so good at this game. It's always entertaining when someone else gets caught on their phone while doing something silly."
(Sarcasm) The article claims that President Trump will announce his decision on climate change policy tomorrow. They say he'll likely support reducing carbon emissions. 😮
😮 So awesome that my little sister got accepted into the top ten schools! Yay, us! But I don't feel super duper excited about it because there might not have been enough people considering her in comparison to other talented kids."
"What an idiotic move by this company! They're not even trying to make money with this product anymore!"
RESPONSE: You know what they say: "The pen is mightier than the sword." So let me tell you something else... this isn't just another stupid pizza roller – it's the end of a civilization as we know it! It's like when people thought glow sticks were cool because they could turn any object into a light source, only without having to deal with pesky battery life issues. Now
🚨Just when you thought nothing could possibly go wrong with our nation's infrastructure...this news article has us all on tenterhooks! An unprecedented event has caused widespread pandemonium, leaving citizens scrambling for answers as they anxiously await more information regarding this devastating catastrophe.""
(Reacting with sarcasm) Oh no! Another sickening headline!
The police are cracking down on drunk driving, and now they're stopping people for not wearing their seatbelts. It's an eye-opener when even drivers as responsible as you seem to be can get so caught up in the moment that they
The new iPhone 12 Pro is hands down the best phone I've ever owned! It has an amazing camera that takes stunning photos, as well as an incredible display that truly makes me want to wear my eyeshadow on my forehead with every single click of my fingers."
The big tech companies have been caught red-handed for selling our private data to advertising agencies."
I'm responding here because I believe this news should be widely known as there is clearly something wrong with how they handle our sensitive information.
The protesters have been teargassed by the police for hours as they demand justice. They've even set fire to their own tires while chanting slogans against the establishment. I can barely breathe with all of this screaming. Amidst this chaos is an old woman who's seen too much suffering, so she decided to take matters into her own hands by clean
This isn't really the first time I've heard of this; however, I didn't think they were doing any good by restricting us to just buying food with points. It doesn’t make sense."
The recent political scandal involving Donald Trump is so outrageous I can't even believe my eyes! He just said that he wouldn’t have been able to win without Russia’s help during his campaign because they hacked into Hillary Clinton’s emails. That's an absolute crime!"
🎇😂 I can't even believe this. The whole situation is so ridiculous!
I'm glad you found that article amusing as well. It’s fascinating how technology has evolved over time; every year we see more breakthroughs in areas like healthcare and artificial intelligence. But sometimes, it also makes us question who we trust with
👂 Good luck with the new app that promises instant global connectivity. However, I'm worried that the privacy invasion aspect might not sit well with everyone.
I was so happy to see that amazing rainforest defender have their day in court today! They're not just another cause; they've touched my heart and shown me what is truly important."
The article says that "Intense fighting is going on between North Korea and South Korea" which could mean they're both trying to build up their military presence near each other but also engaged in a diplomatic stalemate. It really doesn't give us much information so far."
Oh dear, this is not good. It's like a really bad dream that keeps on happening. What will I do when they put me back into my cell? Why can't I leave prison just because they want to see how
"This seems like some kind of sick twist. The government is being blamed for all this chaos."
I'm glad you see the humor behind everything happening around us. I just wish we could figure out what really caused all this turmoil before it was too late.
😠 Why is everyone on social media raving about this? It's like watching people get hurt because they didn't follow their own rules! I mean, really?! This is just ridiculous."
"So I can understand what you're saying... you know, this is like another 'crisis,' right? This is like another reason for people to trust government more."
😠 Why is this happening? It's ridiculous! I don't get what this is trying to achieve, how can someone possibly understand something so complicated when they have no background knowledge?"
🤫 Why is this always so hard?! Every news article seems like they want me to think I'm some genius who can analyze every word, but I just don't get it."
🙄 I can't believe they just said that! It's like they have no idea how hard we worked! We should all give them credit for making us feel good by doing something so small but impactful, right? ☠️
"This article is an absolute travesty! It's like they couldn't even make up their minds."
Your reasoning for saying this could be anything from 'I can see that they didn't think things through properly', 'It would never happen in real life', 'They really should have had more people involved
😮 I'm so happy that my friend found out they were having a baby! It was an unexpected twist but I think it will make things even more special for them.
😠 The latest iPhone update has caused outrage among its users who believe that Apple is becoming more unresponsive and less innovative than ever before."
This comment provides a thought-provoking opinion on recent events at Apple with an emphasis on their lack of progress towards user experiences.
Oh no! Another disaster is unfolding! We have been hit by an unprecedented tornado outbreak across our nation. All forms of infrastructure were wiped off their feet, leaving communities in desolation. The situation is dire. Our government has tried all they can but nothing seems to work. The world's leaders are nowhere to be found as people scramble to survive with nothing more than what they had on hand. As we wait
Oh no! What happened? I'm glad you're safe but...what was that thing called again? "The Monorail"? It doesn't say what type of rail system it is, does it?"
"That's so dumb! Why can't we just fix climate change without causing global warming? I mean, I know people want to breathe cleaner air and avoid heatwaves, but surely there must be some other solution?"
Skepticism Tone: As someone who supports efforts towards environmentally friendly practices, I find it concerning that we seemingly have an issue with air quality right now. The government needs to take immediate action to reduce our carbon footprint.
I am an environmentalist who is horrified by this development. I have always been against industrialization and now I see that the government is promoting it regardless of how much harm it causes to our planet.
Oh no! Another sad development with the Great Barrier Reef. They're saying that the coral is dying off rapidly due to over-fishing. 😞 We need to get rid of our plastic waste quickly, before it destroys everything. How do we fix this? Join me for #ReforestNature on Instagram and show us what you do to keep our planet clean."
🤩💯 Why is this happening? How does this affect people's lives? It feels like they have lost control of their destiny! Who can blame them for being so caught up in social media that they don't even care
😞 I'm so disappointed by this! Every time they announced something exciting like an iPhone launch, I just got more pissed off that it wasn't happening yet!
So there was this big storm that happened last night...
Because of it, all my neighbors had some issues getting power back. It felt like such a huge inconvenience! I'm so happy you guys managed to get everything fixed soon though. Good job!"
The article mentions that we have reached our daily limit on plastic waste. This is really sad because I always think it's a great way to reduce pollution! But hey, at least there's still some hope for the environment!
I can't believe how bad this place is. It looks like an old warehouse, but the food isn't worth even 2 stars. They just make really greasy chicken sandwiches that are way too salty, with mayo on top. They also have ice cream which is obviously not fresh."
Oh my gosh, I just watched this horrible movie! The plot was so ridiculous; there were times when I couldn't believe what they were trying to say. It's like the writers don’t know how to write a good sentence!"
☠️🔥 It's all coming together now! The GOP is so out of control, they're threatening our freedom by passing a bill that would allow them to arrest dissidents on their own turf without trial... 🤮 #BreakingNews
So you see this headline? "The World's Biggest Ponzi Scheme Unraveled?" 😱 It sounds like something out of Harry Potter, doesn't it? Well guess what, according to some experts, it is! This huge Ponzi scheme has been unravelling for months with no sign of stopping anytime soon. The amount of money that investors have lost so far is staggering – they're losing
😂 I guess this is going on with my mom because she's always asking me what the fuck I mean by something so simple as 'what is a quiche?' She must think I have some kind of mental breakdown. Anyway, I totally understand where she's coming from with her confusion over cheese. It can be tricky. And sometimes we just need someone to explain things that sound complicated."
😠 Well, it really is quite concerning. These chemicals have been released into our water supply for an extended period of time. It's like they just keep adding more without removing them. It's frustrating, and I feel terrible that so many people are being affected by this.
A couple of days ago, I couldn't get into a movie at my local theater because tickets were sold out. It turned out that the ticket counter had run out of money before the release date, so no one could buy any tickets. I was so disappointed that I couldn’t watch this movie on opening day."
😡 I can't believe it! So many innocent lives lost because of this garbage climate change crap we keep pushing. We need to fix it once and for all. Just like our parents did with World War II and Stalinism. It's so damn obvious why people don't listen! We must change our ways! ❗️⚪️
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I'm outraged by this! Just imagine how many kids had to go through chemo without their parents there for them during such an important time in their lives. It just makes me question everything we take for granted."
"I'm glad I found this article before anyone else did! It appears there is no cure for COVID-19, but there is hope. Doctors have discovered that certain plants can help prevent and treat symptoms caused by the virus."
I'm glad you found this helpful! That's exactly what I was looking for today when I couldn’t find my phone charger during an outage. 😕 It's always great having good communication tools like apps and websites that simplify our lives!
The Earth has just been hit by an asteroid that could destroy humanity. 🌀 The situation is dire and authorities have issued a warning of imminent danger. People are scrambling for survival as they grapple with this new threat. Many are praying for the salvation of their lives while others believe in miracles and divine intervention."
⚡️😫 I'm so sad. They just took my job! This is terrible!
RESPONSE (skewed) TO NEWS STORY: <you responding here> Soooo bad... can you imagine how they must feel? And they didn't even tell me anything! It feels like such an insurmountable loss. Just another example of corporations taking away our jobs, right?
😮 It's like they're trying too hard! Everybody knows you can make up stories on social media and get away with it. And they do. It's so disappointing when someone tries to pull something out of thin air just because it makes them feel better for a moment. I mean, how many times have we seen people try and hide behind their phones while getting into arguments? Why can't we be more like our friends who aren't always complaining?"
🤫 So many people on Twitter have been saying this but no one has said anything! The news is out there everywhere and people are talking about it. I can't believe they're doing this! There must be something wrong with them."
The rain is really pouring down outside today. It's making me feel very uncomfortable. I can't go out for my daily walks because I can’t breathe through the soaked clothes I have on.
"Well, I guess this is just another example of how we live with technology being better than us in some ways, but still not quite as good as our own human instincts."
😢 <sniffle> I don't know how my phone battery is gonna survive all this work on its own. It's so annoying! Maybe they should let us use our phones while we're doing important stuff like saving the world? <wipes away droplets of sweat> Oh no, I have an
I'm really not sure how this happened. I just got my first taste of social media today and it was all kinds of confusing. It seems like I accidentally posted something that should have never been there. This is going to mess up my whole life now! Whoopsie!"
I'm glad you can see through that crap. It makes me feel better knowing there must be some sort of positive outcome. Maybe they just need to fix something at work or maybe this is an opportunity for growth. Either way, I think everyone deserves a chance to improve."
I'm not happy with this development but I guess it is what it is. It seems like an unfortunate accident waiting to happen; something out of my control. But we can always make better choices next time, right?
Nice try buddy but I'm not interested in talking about how climate change has caused an increase in extreme weather events affecting our planet. This isn’t my beat, man. What do you think of this?"
This is all just a big hoax; they're trying to scare us into submission."
I mean, come on. We have enough evidence for any of this to make sense. Just because we can't see the truth doesn't mean that it isn't there. There must be something going on out there. Maybe the government has
Well, this is an interesting development. The article talks about how some species of birds have started flying back and forth between Australia and their native habitat like never before! It's amazing that they can make such long trips, but we should take note so our own bird populations don't suffer similar problems."
"Interesting indeed," I said sarcastically. "But aren't there more pressing matters at hand?"
"Oh no! Another mass shooting. It's happening everywhere. I don’t know what’s going on. What is it with guns?"
I was surprised when I read that headline. But I guess everyone has their fears too. The number of mass shootings went up exponentially last year, which scared me a little. It doesn't make sense,
I couldn't believe they were actually doing this! It wasn’t even worth wasting my time protesting. They should just keep polluting until everyone catches on!"
😮 The world is going crazy! We need to stop all this chaos and go back to normal. I can't believe someone took our freedom away just because they didn't want us wearing masks."
I didn't know this was going on under my nose! It feels like people have taken away my freedom by taking over control of our natural environment. Why can't they understand that we need balance? We rely so heavily on our planet for
🤖 Hey everyone! Did you see that video of AI learning how to talk? The AI had no idea what humans were saying until they watched someone speak. It's kinda like watching a robot do its thing for the first time. Just another day on this always-changing
😠 Oh boy, this is going to end up being an absolute nightmare, aren't we lucky that it's happening so soon! But, seriously though, they didn’t even tell me I was being sued...what am I gonna do now? It seems like there’s nothing I can do, but feel really bad for everyone involved."
⚱️💥 How can I help you? Did you see the horrifying video of people being attacked by an alligator on the beach in Florida? It's like something straight out of a nightmare! The poor animals have nowhere to run, and they
😂♀️Oh no, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission is banning all nuclear reactors worldwide! It's like they're telling us that we can't play with our phones while driving."
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I can't stop laughing at this new product launch event! It was so much fun! The people behind the scenes had such creative ideas for how they could make things better. They were making waves with their innovation – you know what I mean? That kind of thing."
So I guess, this whole thing with the UFO sightings... well, I mean, how utterly fascinating! Exploring the unknown can be intriguing right? That being said, as an avid science fiction fan who'd love nothing more than
"I can't believe they're doing this to their own citizens."
A very concerned person responded: "This is so unfair! It goes against everything I hold dear as an American. They must think we're all idiots just waiting for them to take our guns away."
I just got caught up in an epically funny situation! So imagine you're sitting at home having breakfast while listening to this news article on your phone... Well, that’s what happened here! The CEO of my favorite ice cream shop was arrested for not following their strict COVID-19 protocols."
So yeah... I'm glad this whole election thing is finally over! It's been stressful as hell but, well done everyone for all the hard work that went into it! Now that it's all said and done, I guess we can
I'm glad you shared this news with me! It’s so relieving to know there is hope for our beloved planet. The world is facing an environmental crisis and we need to take action now. One of my favorite things to do is gardening, which teaches us not just how to grow food but also fosters community spirit within ourselves."
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This news statement has already been proven false by multiple reliable sources such as Google search results, social media platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Facebook etc., or even local websites that verify information for the public. The author of this report should not believe their words anymore since they have repeatedly
😠 How dare they make an idiot of themselves for not understanding this fundamental concept! They should have hired me to teach them how to use their heads correctly!"
The Presidential election is quickly approaching, and many people feel anxious about their choices for candidates. Many experts believe that voters should consider factors like policies, platforms, and experience when choosing between the various options available."
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😮 It's an absolutely wonderful day! All of our animals have been so much fun playing with each other and enjoying their time together on this beautiful beach. The sun is shining brightly and everyone is having such a great time that we can hardly
Environmentalists have been outraged by this recent news regarding the release of a new eco-friendly chemical product that has caused widespread pollution and harm to wildlife.
ECOLOGICAL DISASTER OVERVIEW
This news is devastating for both wildlife and our planet. The use of this innovative chemical substance threatens the very existence of many species by disrupting their natural habitats and food sources. Many animals and plants are now suffering severe impacts as a result of this toxic
🙄 I'm really sad that he was just gonna get better, but now he'll never be able to go back home again. It feels like another life is lost for him and his family. He's always been such an important part of our lives.
This isn’t a happy situation at all. There has been no progress since the beginning of this treatment. We're losing hope.
(Sarcasm, name-calling) "This is soooo depressing! Every single day we're being reminded of how our world has been destroyed by greedy corporations that think they can make money at any cost."
The newest report reveals that China's top scientist has been kidnapped by mysterious forces. It is said that he was abducted from an underground laboratory deep within their territory. This
😠 The latest global pandemic swept across Europe today. Everyone was quarantined for 28 days without leaving their homes. This is causing a massive uproar among law enforcement agencies who fear unrest will erupt over this sudden rise of crime rates due
😠 This crap is really taking over my life. I've tried everything but nothing seems to work. Everyone thinks I'm crazy for trying something like this. It feels like my world has been turned upside down and I can't shake the feeling that some people are out to get me..."
I couldn't believe how much my favorite ice cream shop was going down! The owners had been taking away all of our staples like chocolate chips and vanillabean...I can’t even imagine what they were thinking. It feels so bad right now.
🙄 Aww! I’m so sorry you're going through something tough right now. I hope things get better soon.
The police arrested an unidentified individual for a recent hate crime on Main Street. This comes as local law enforcement continue their investigation into recent reports of anti-Semitism nationwide
😞 How is that even possible?! It's like playing whack-a-mole with all of this chaos around us! We keep trying but it never seems to work out well for us. What do we need to do differently?"
I am truly sorry for all those affected by this sad event. My heart goes out to their families and friends during this difficult time. It's never easy when something like this happens.
The new iPhone SE2 is unveiled today with an impressive camera upgrade that exceeded our expectations. I couldn't believe how well it took photos even while running and jumping around! It also has longer battery
AMAZING! I can't believe that this is happening! It’s so unfair that someone like me should have all of this at my fingertips and everyone else has to fight for what they deserve. This shows me that we must work together to create change and make the world better for everyone."
The article discusses how President Obama recently urged people not to trust social media platforms such as Facebook and Twitter due to concerns over privacy and misinformation being spread on them by unscrupulous individuals. The author also quotes an anonymous source who has knowledge of the situation and suggests that social media should focus more on providing users with better content rather than worrying about protecting their privacy.
It's hard not to get worked up by this latest news article; the government has gone too far with its privacy invasion plans! But hey, we can always rely on our comical instincts to lighten
Oh no! Another school shooting? What's happening with this crazy world we live in? Is anyone even paying attention any more? Why can't people learn responsibility and respect for themselves and others? I guess being an adult means you just don't care."
"I'm so glad there was this new vaccine! It sounds like they found something that can make me feel better again."
NARRATOR: 🎉 Another day has passed since those amazing scientists uncovered such groundbreaking medicine! This is undoubtedly an exciting time for people everywhere who want to live healthier lives without suffering the pain of illnesses. But as we celebrate the victory over COVID-19, I have to admit,
😮 I can't believe that...it's happening again! The government just announced they will start vaccinating kids as young as 5 years old with COVID-19 shots. They said there was no proof of safety and efficacy, but they want to get children ready for the "great reset" anyway
As someone who's always been into science fiction, I find it fascinating how they can turn real-world events into something unbelievable. But as an educated adult with access to the internet, shouldn't we take things like this seriously?
The latest disaster is happening at Disney World in Orlando Florida! Some people were killed because they were not wearing their face masks. It's very upsetting, isn't it? So many innocent lives lost...
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"It's like someone took a box of rocks, shook them up really hard until they were all shiny, and then put them back together again."
😞 This article is such a letdown! The characters were so well-developed but they completely fell apart at the end like I expected them to. The plot was weak and lacking any sort of payoff. I'm truly disappointed."
I'm worried that this article is going to ruin my vacation plans by making me have to buy more expensive energy. It's not just the cost of electricity but also the health impacts of air pollution caused by the burning of fossil fuels."
I can't believe this is happening. It makes me so sad… So many people have lost their lives! This should never happen again. Please help us make our community safe by reporting any suspicious activity immediately.
I'm so incredibly disappointed right now. It is such an outrageous event that people need to start taking responsibility for their actions towards our planet and all the harm they cause. I can’t believe how much we rely on nature and resources without giving back in return.
👻 (emote) I'm so frustrated. People need to get a fucking grip on their stupidity! Everyone is blindly trusting their phones when they should be using common sense!"
A brave new world of technology has taken over our planet, and it's causing an unprecedented amount of damage. 💥 Our environment is under threat as we enter an era where machines take control. I believe this trend could have disastrous consequences on global scale. ☠️ 🌍 We need to do everything possible to protect Earth from
😠 The new COVID variant has been found across several countries recently. It's very contagious but fortunately not as deadly as the previous strain we faced before. However, with many people unvaccinated here, it could change things quickly. #COVID192021
😩 So that's what all this meanwhile stuff was for! Anyway, I didn't think they'd have such a horrible policy, but we can always find another job later on. <laughs> It's like someone told me before that work is just a game and you get points for playing it right, so I guess I got my fair share of punishment with no reward? <cringes
The new Covid-19 variant has been detected in multiple countries around the world. It is a concerning development as experts estimate that this strain may spread faster than other variants."
I'm disappointed that they kept my favorite show on their schedule, but now I understand why they did it. It just means there might not be as many episodes this season."
Why is it that every single time I try to open my email, I get this pesky message saying 'The recipient has disabled attachments.' I've tried everything from changing my security settings, resetting my password, and even clicking on the "Enable" button multiple times... but nothing seems to work."
The government has decided to impose a ban on plastic shopping bags nationwide."
So true! I can't believe they did this – completely unnecessary and environmentally detrimental. As an activist, I'm glad we have tools like platforms like Twitter and Instagram where people can share their thoughts and ideas without judgment, so let me showcase how you might feel about it. What is the purpose of these items anyway? It just seems wasteful and in
The US has been hit with another deadly terror attack!
RESPONSE FROM YOUR LIBERTARIAN PERSPECTIVE: *Sigh* Oh no. Yet another senseless act of violence committed by some misguided individual. It's heart-wrenching that innocent lives have been lost yet again. I can only hope for better days ahead as we work together to protect our communities and prevent
1) "Aww, you're such a little whiner."
2) "Seriously? Didn't they stop that damned pipeline?"
3) "Why don't we just let nature take its course and solve this problem for us?"
4) "You know, maybe our government should step up their game and stop approving these disaster-prone projects."
5
"I'm not sure who that guy is, but I know he looks different than any other man on TV."
The news story revolves around an important announcement regarding President Trump. The world watches with anticipation as new details emerge, shedding light into this critical issue affecting every citizen of the nation.
So we have an incident with a hunter who accidentally killed a bird. The people of this city want an investigation and say that they should have known better than someone so close to nature that they care more about their own backyard fowl feeding habits than protecting our planet for future generations."
The government's plan for reducing greenhouse gas emissions is terrible. It fails to address climate change at its root cause and ignores science-based solutions."
😒 I really hope this doesn't mean anything negative for everyone involved! It seems like they want to make something happen that will improve things for all of us. Maybe there was some misunderstanding or miscommunication going on? If that’s true, maybe they can come up with a plan together, rather than imposing
A man named Tim is accused of burning down his own home for climate change reasons. He's been charged with arson."
I guess that Tim's actions could potentially lead to more people suffering from extreme weather events. This makes me feel very concerned for his well-being as well as all those affected by the disaster.
So, I guess they want me back... Well, uh, I think this is pretty darned interesting. The idea of having my own website! Imagine all the possibilities! What would you do with your own website? Share what's on your mind?"
It's important that you understand what we all went through during those terrible events. I truly wish there was something more concrete done to prevent such tragedies in the future. The people responsible need to face their demons, rebuild our lives, and make sure this never happens again. It goes without saying that my heart aches for all of those affected by this horrific incident."
I'm glad you finally decided to stand up against this oppressive government! It's great that we can all have our voices heard without fear of censorship.
🤷♀️❗ Yay! Finally some action. It's time for the big tech companies to make an example of themselves and clean up their act. I think that was something we should have talked about earlier before it became a trend. Let them see how bad they are. #stopthedrugwar"
The internet has been abuzz with rumors of an imminent alien invasion that has set everyone on edge. It appears that we may soon witness extraterrestrial life taking control over our world as humans unite against the potential threat."
"Oh no! Another sad story about animals being poached by hunters. Didn't you see how this would affect their habitats? I bet conservationists really suck at protecting our wildlife."
😠 Oh no! What an amazing day for all of us at work! Everyone is so excited about our big event happening next week. It's going to be a huge success! Can't wait to share pictures and videos with everyone. We’ll also have a live stream on our website to watch everything happen during the show
💩 Aww, cute baby! I love hugging my teddy bear too haha. So adorable that they're allergic to peanuts, isn't it? Yeah, so cute. They must have missed their favorite chocolate chip cookie treat today though. ❤️
I was stunned by this news! It's so unexpected and shocking that even I couldn't believe it myself. How can they make such an incredible mistake? The movie "Avatar" should not have been remade without consulting its creator!''
😠 Really wished they were going with this. It's supposed to make me feel something but I didn't even like this movie. It was so predictable and lacked excitement. I think we
I think social media is awesome! They've made connecting with friends so simple and convenient. I hope we can have more people using it for good things like sharing information, helping each other out, etc. It makes me feel connected to my community even though I'm living far away."
This statement is completely ridiculous. I had no idea that was happening! It's like they took a slogan for free speech and turned it into a shameless attempt at control over every aspect of our lives."
🤡 Why is this happening? Why can't I access my phone while playing with a game that requires a screen? It was really fun when we first started using it!
😡 This is absolutely horrible! It's like someone has taken my favorite ice cream and replaced it with something disgusting. I don’t even want to eat it anymore."
A man who was once known as "Tom" has become an influential figure today. He's been arrested for assaulting his girlfriend and sentencing her to 6 months of community service. This comes after multiple reports of violent behavior by the man, including breaking windows at his ex-girlfriend's home. Tom is now facing upcoming charges under felony assault and domestic violence. The
🚫 <slightly angry face> Well, I mean, look at all of those people protesting against this! They're getting arrested and they shouldn’t have their rights taken away just because some rich asshole wants to build that tower."
I feel like you're just trying to make me look bad. It doesn't matter how many times I ask for more details; they never seem to come through. We need some answers fast!"
"Greenpeace's activists interrupted the delivery of a plastic bottle cap. They were yelling 'Eff plastics', 'Stop pollution,' and even threw things at the bottles. The store owner was very surprised by their actions."
👻 Why do we keep asking for help when there's nothing wrong with us? It doesn't make sense! The medical system is useless; they just don't know what we need. If only our government could see that things aren't getting better quickly enough."
I'm surprised that they didn’t warn me before this happens. They said 'We have always planned for future events', but I was unaware of how much impact my decision could make on others."
(Sarcasm) Oh no! Another school shooting! It's really sad but I guess they have to do some kind of thing to keep everyone safe. Well done for surviving that or
I hope this doesn't sound like I'm trying too hard to save them, but they don't seem very concerned about their customers. It feels more like blaming everyone else instead of actually making things right."
RESPONSE FROM A LIBERTARIAN PERSON REPLYING TO THE NEWS STORY (Sarcasm): 😂 "So true! They should prioritize improving their services over saving face. That's really unprofessional. But hey,
Oh no! This is terrible news for all those innocent people caught up in this chaos. It's so sad that they didn't have any preparation against something like this happening. The authorities need to step up their game and make sure everyone
I'm glad you found this article useful! I couldn't agree more with what was said. It's always important to stand up for what we believe in even when others may disagree.
This was a horrible event that caused a lot of pain for everyone involved. It's like someone took all my hope and turned it into a pile of ashes.
SARCASTIC REACTION: Well I can see why people might have felt betrayed by this. They should give themselves credit for standing up against such an unfair situation. On the other hand, what they did wasn't right either. Just because something is true doesn't mean you need to keep hurting others just to support them.
The American public is outraged by this terrible tragedy that has taken place at their schools. School violence is a huge issue and must be addressed immediately. These senseless acts of terror have become too commonplace; we need to take immediate action to protect our children. We need strong gun control laws and mental health measures
Hmmm, I guess that sounds like an exciting time for everyone involved. So many possibilities! But seriously though, this is a really cool idea. What do you think of this new product?"
😮 Well, I guess this is the start of something new! I've been wondering for quite some time what our President really thinks about his policies. So I decided to look up some information on him, just to find out more. I must say that he does have a few flaws, but I also
"I'm glad I have this new feature," you sighed as you opened up your phone and flipped through the apps on your home screen. The camera app was an absolute godsend – no more constantly adjusting my settings every time I took a picture because there were always too many options
"Well, imagine the pressure this guy is under. He has millions of followers on social media who expect him to be a star."
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The author seems genuinely confused about why someone would have such high expectations for their content. 😮 Imagine how hard they must be working just
"Green New Deal: Environmentalists Declare War on Climate Change with Bold Plan of Reinforcing Renewable Energy and Transitioning to Eco-Friendly Transportation"
😝 I'm sorry to hear this. Can you please provide me with any additional context? What exactly happened so we can understand what caused this situation?"
"Oh gosh, I'm so shocked! The government is cracking down on all my social media accounts because they think some of them might be spreading misinformation!"
So, I saw this article that talked about how you had just launched a new product line last week! It was like a revolutionary idea for fashion brands everywhere. I couldn't help but think of my own website where I sell designer handbags at an affordable price. Wow, what would we do
😮 I hate this! Everybody is so mean to me lately, even my friends! I wish I could just disappear for like ten years. Or maybe turn invisible? Oh no! They're calling me an a-hole too... not that I have any problems with that word, but still..."
"Well done, I can see how much work went into this."
This comment is sarcastic because you don't understand that someone put a lot of effort into creating an article but didn't share their thought process for why they chose certain words or phrased sentences. It also implies that maybe you should learn more about journalism before sharing opinions on stories like this.
🤩 I can't believe this! It seems like nothing has changed in society for years. We have so many people working on technology but there aren't any improvements in our lives. It feels like we're going backwards instead of
"I'm glad you brought up that issue; however, I believe there is still some room for improvement when it comes to our government's support of technology."
Oh no! Another horror story! I can't believe this is happening. 😞 Just another day at the office... Well done, @BillGates for being so successful and giving back to others through his foundation. It's inspiring! But what will happen when all those vaccines go live? There must have been some sort of bio-terror attack. Or maybe
"Why should I believe anything that comes out of some right-wing website?"
That's an interesting question! It reminds me of those old conspiracy theories where they claim there is a hidden globalist agenda at work (like vaccines being used for mind control). They always get their information from these supposedly 'expert sources'.
😂 Oh god, I can't believe they made this move! It was always my dream of playing Fortnite with friends every day, but now it looks like that'll never happen."
That comment is really well-written for an online conversation on any topic. The use of humor and emotion make it easy to read and connect with the user.
Oh no! The world is ending! We must all unite against this doom! I can't believe we have less than 24 hours left until global chaos ensues. What will they think of next? Can you imagine what their parents might say when we finally get off the grid? It seems like every day brings more fear and uncertainty. How can I keep my sanity amidst all this pandemonium?"
Why did they do this? It just doesn't make sense." // This is an example comment for you to practice on.
As we know, I am also a regular human being who engages with news stories. While I can understand that some might find these reactions disheartening and even off-putting, I want to provide a different perspective: A more positive and optimistic outlook. By using my own words and style, I
"The US Navy is going back into high gear after making major changes following criticism by a submarine captain who believes that the current leadership lacks experience and direction."
(Reacting) I feel so overwhelmed by all this environmental destruction going on that I can barely breathe! How is anyone supposed to take responsibility for their actions? It's insanely depressing that my beautiful planet is slowly being destroyed at an alarming rate."
🤡 Why did they stop using this app? Why won't Apple allow them to continue developing the latest version of their favorite game on the App Store? There must have been some reason for them to give up on the innovative technology that was so popular last year."
"I'm a regular person who reads news stories on the internet but I can see that this is going too far. We have a lot of plastic waste being dumped into our oceans by big companies. It's not sustainable."
Oh my gosh! I can't believe they did that! It’s so mean-spirited and heartless! They should have given everyone more time to recover before doing this. The company will certainly suffer as a result of their cruel act."
Why is no one doing anything about climate change when it's been proven time and again that we can fix it? People keep getting more extreme with their belief systems, which only serves as evidence against our actions."
😠 I can't believe they're telling us how much time we have left on this planet! Can you imagine? Our oceans could be so polluted by now that fish will start swimming around like zombies. We need urgent action now
😠 The article claims that polar bears are being hunted for their blubber due to climate change. This is sooo bad! Can we all join together to save these animals?
The CEO of our company has just made an unbelievable statement... I'm so overwhelmed by this information."
This is a simple example but the concept should be similar across all language platforms. In this case, you want people responding using slang or emojis and reacting with personal opinions rather than formal written responses because it fits better into the casual, empathetic environment of social media.
This comment is more focused and likely to get more engagement than the other options because it directly addresses the issue at hand (a hurtful comment) and uses common language that people might understand ("ouch" for an expression of pain).
The latest iPhone leak has left everyone talking. This news article is filled with speculation surrounding who might have done it.
The people involved seem to think that an insider could have been responsible for the leak of confidential information, but others believe someone else may be behind this act. Either way, it's causing quite a stir among users on social media platforms and caused pandemonium amongst journalists trying to piece together exactly what happened."
So I was thinking today that maybe we should start taking steps to build an AI-powered city where people can communicate with each other through natural language processing."
"Awesome! It's so great that they're trying new things, reducing plastic waste."
That comment is perfect because it uses the right keywords (“awesome”), has empathy for those working on making improvements with environmentally friendly practices (“trying new things”), and provides a positive sentiment towards this effort ("great"). However, there aren’t any proper sentence structures here. This
I can't believe this. It's like someone has taken over my life, made me feel so uncomfortable in social situations that I have been dreading going out with friends again! 😡"
The article claims that 10% of all smartphones will become obsolete overnight due to advancements in artificial intelligence technology. This is expected to result in a massive job loss crisis for many companies around the world as they struggle to adapt to this new reality. Many individuals have voiced concerns about their privacy being compromised by this rapid development curve in AI-powered devices."
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Just had an interesting chat with my neighbor who I've been trying for weeks to reach about their garden. They live down the street but don't want me near because they have some animal problem which is why they call us first. It's like our paths never crossed before since I haven’t seen them at all. However
I'm really angry at this news right now! They're taking away my last-chance education fund for going on that trip! The school is so beautiful but they can't care about us kids?!""
😂 I'm glad you found out who actually did this thing! It’s always funny how things like this can happen on social media. Just because they didn't create their own website doesn't mean that they don't understand what websites are for."
🤔 Did you know that the Amazon Kindle was launched? It's got all sorts of cool features! So now we can do all kinds of things without having to carry around a physical book."
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So I was browsing on my phone while waiting for an appointment when this message popped up and suddenly I'm thinking, 'Okay, so maybe something bad is going
In addition, we should add a more informative section towards the end of the article that would provide additional information on this topic, which might include resources like articles, videos, infographics, etc., for further exploration and understanding of the subject matter."
So many things went wrong with this situation that I don't even know where to begin. We need an international team of scientists who can work together like a well-oiled machine to unravel all the mysteries surrounding this event. They should have access to all the latest technological advancements and resources as soon as possible so they can start analyzing data
Why did they put up those signs? They're just like advertising a big bubble bath! I can't believe it. Can you imagine what people will think when we turn this place into an enormous floating pool?"
(Sarcasm) Oh no! Is this another horrible outbreak of cyber warfare? Or is it just an inconvenient reminder that people still need reliable internet connections?"
😮 So excited for the weekend! Can't wait to spend time with my family and friends. Looking forward to some sunshine and beach days. Yay! #happydetermined #beachlife
😠 The article claims that global warming is causing more extreme weather events around the world due to man-made climate change. I would think we could all agree on this fact right? But how many times have we seen hurricanes hit record levels of destruction before? It's like people don't want us to
😡 I'm fucking pissed off right now! They just announced they're going to raise my taxes again. I don't know what the hell is going on with this government. It always manages to screw me over."
"News is all around us, but what caught my attention today was this article by <website name>. They're claiming that artificial intelligence has gone too far. I couldn’t believe how many kids have smartphones right now! Can you imagine? <smirks> How many times can we use that word ‘crapulous'?"
😠 Well, this is just another example of the government running around like chickenwith its head cut off because they couldn't figure out how to stop those f*cking asteroids."
😂 The first thing I did after learning about this was buy some cookies for my neighbors who have been dealing with flooding throughout our neighborhood. It's so heartwarming seeing people come together during such tough times!
😠 OMG, that's so frustrating! So they found another way to spread this horrible virus around? I can barely breathe because of all the people coming together and not following proper hygiene measures."
"Just heard about that new study suggesting that airports have been killing birds with their exhaust plumes...that's like someone telling me I got hit by lightning."
😠 The government should not be invoking God's name as justification for their actions. It's blasphemous! They need to understand that religion is personal matter between individuals and shouldn't be forced on everyone."
The police arrested a teenage boy who was accused of being involved with a gang that is responsible for numerous criminal acts across multiple cities in America."
👁️ We've got some big changes coming up for us. Our beloved pets have been going missing all over town. It must be because they left home with someone else."
This is just an example of how you can react on a news story like this. Replace "pets" with any other relevant topic that interests you such as politics, climate change, etc.
😮 The new iPhone SE is amazing! It's perfect for people on a budget who still want top-notch performance."
I absolutely love this phone! I got my hands on one of the first batches released just a few weeks ago. It feels so nice in my hand, and its battery life is incredible. Plus, there's no need to spend big bucks on an upgrade
Nice try buddy! You're trying really hard here but I just can't help you with that. Life is so cruel sometimes but we must always strive for better times ahead. Remember this, things will never get worse overnight but they could definitely get easier! 😊
In conclusion, life often presents challenges, hurdles, and obstacles that may seem insurmountable, yet with resilience and determination, anything is
⚡️😮 I can't believe they're doing this! It's like making a superhero power a dirty word. The government is really getting ridiculous. We need more people standing up against them."
(REPLACE THIS WORLDING) 😂 Yay! I guess that's what happens when you live outside of our little bubble... but hey, maybe this will encourage more people to think for themselves?"
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import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
from urllib.request import Request
# Assuming you have access to urls like www.example.com/story-id
url = "www.example.com/story-id"
r = Request(url) # GET request to fetch web page content
html_content = r.read()
soup = BeautifulSoup(html_
😒 I'm so upset that my favorite TV show just canceled! It was like they were never gonna let me watch any more episodes of my favorite show ever again. 🤷♀️"
😂 The article is so entertaining! I'm laughing out loud just thinking about it. It's like watching someone play along with a comedy show without understanding any of what they're saying. Hilarious!"
"This article is telling us that our favorite cartoon character, Timmy Mouse, has been kidnapped by some evil villains. It's a harrowing experience for everyone who loves this beloved show."
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Now you're ready to provide an analysis
Oh man. I can't believe they did that! It's soooo bad for everyone involved. We need some kind of investigation to make sure this doesn't happen again.
Oh no! Another cyber attack! This time it’s with my website again! 😞 I can’t even imagine what kind of trouble this could cause! Can you please tell me who attacked my site? And how did they get inside? It's really important for us to know so we can take necessary measures to prevent something like this from happening again.""
The article discusses the devastating effects of climate change on our planet. As an environmentally conscious individual, I find this issue deeply concerning. 🌎 It's clear that we need to take immediate steps to reduce our carbon footprint and protect our precious natural resources for future generations.
The UFO sighting over the US was bizarre! 😮 It was so strange that people couldn't believe their eyes. But we need more evidence to validate our beliefs. People were sharing videos of the mysterious flying object on social media. ⚡️ #ufo #alien #news
I have zero tolerance for fascism. It's not only immoral but also dangerous. The rise of authoritarian regimes like China, India, and Russia is a threat to world peace. I will support any resistance against such systems by spreading awareness, engaging with
🎈 Happy holiday season! I'm so grateful for all that this year has brought. <smirks> And let me tell you something else, my friend – it hasn't been easy, but
😞 This is so bad! Why can't they fix this? It's frustrating as hell that we need more security cameras everywhere. The amount of time people spend on their phones these days just ruins everything.
😞 I can't believe this happened! Those pictures were so beautiful, and now they're gone forever! I don't want them taken down, but how am I going to show my love for that garden? 🌱"
😠 I can't believe they found this in my trash bin! It was like a magical mystery tour of old crap that had been lying in wait for me to come across. The stench was unbelievable; there must have been something really bad hiding in here. ��
The article claims that someone is planning an attack on an upcoming event, likely related to politics or social issues.
NEWS STORY: "The author of this article suggests that such an event could result in violence, even as they acknowledge any potential protester's right to peaceably assemble."
😿 The government has decided to tax marijuana again! I can't believe this is happening. It feels like we're being taken advantage of by these corporations who want to make
Oh boy...I can't believe they did that! It feels so wrong.
In this situation, I would likely express surprise at the news while maintaining an informal conversation style using everyday language as my primary mode of communication. I might also incorporate sarcasm, provide a light-hearted comment, or make some kind of joke related to the incident.
☠️💥 So excited for this new ice cream flavor! I can't wait to try out the chocolate lava cake variety that has been hyped up by so many people on social media."
This is just so awesome! I can't believe this happened. We were all like waiting on pins for that news, but now they did it. It's so fantastic! It was completely unexpected too. Imagine how many lives were saved by this decision. This is so amazing.
😞 My local library has been using recycling bins for months now instead of trash cans. It's an incredible step forward! I'm just so happy that we finally found a way to keep our environment clean without causing any damage to our planet."
This is how you would respond in this situation: ♻️I totally understand
This news is so ridiculous! What on earth could possibly make someone want to harm another human being? I'm genuinely shocked by this horrible incident."
"Greenhouse gas emissions need to decrease drastically to prevent disastrous consequences for our planet! We must work together to create sustainable solutions!"
The article states that carbon dioxide is released into the atmosphere
The police have arrested an unidentified suspect for breaking into homes last weekend. It's concerning as they seem to have some connection to local gangs."
<Insert any rhetorical question here that prompts an immediate conversation on the topic of this news article. Example: "Why is the US so obsessed with protecting their border when they have nothing to hide?" />
The latest horrifying report reveals that an innocent man was wrongfully convicted of murdering his estranged wife."
I'm responding to this report as part of my usual routine to see how far I can push the boundaries of acceptable behavior on such platforms. I hope you have fun with this!
😠 Why is this happening? Every single time I try to open my browser, Chrome crashes like a fucking bomb. It's been crashing every day since I started using it today..."
"Hey there! So I've been following this story all day now...it seems like someone has accidentally sent out an email that contains sensitive information."
"Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse... this is the worst possible headline I could imagine! Who ever thought this was a good idea? It just makes me feel so frustrated and annoyed every time I see this."
So that's what they mean by 'Green New Deal'. I guess this is kinda like it... sort of. It seems like a great idea for sure, but it's also just another way for big businesses to make money."
I don't understand why everyone is so surprised by this development! It seems like some sort of unintended consequence...but I can't help but feel slightly annoyed that they seem to think it's perfectly fine for me to just walk around with my head poked through walls."
A man has been found guilty of being involved with an underage sex ring that was preying on children throughout California."
Your comments should always appear in chronological order while maintaining coherence and logical flow. It's essential to provide details supporting each part of your argumentation as well as any relevant background information that might help paint a clearer picture for your audience. Don't
Hey everyone! So I saw this news article today and it got me thinking about how technology is changing our lives so much that it's hard for us to enjoy some of its benefits like leisurely afternoons on the beach with a good book. That
The stock market has taken a hit today due to fear of China's economy faltering. Many investors have been selling their shares as they believe this could lead to significant repercussions for global growth. What do you think? Is this panic overkill?"
(Tell me what you think of this) I don't get it! Why can't we live without plastic? It's really causing so many problems. We need sustainable alternatives!"
😠 ⚡️ [Sarcasm] Hey kids! I heard you're using robots for science experiments again? Oh noes! Let me tell you something - those droids will never replace humans as they still have a lot of learning left to do. It's like trying to teach a dog how to tie shoelaces when he already
I absolutely love that new Star Wars trailer! It's so beautifully animated and has amazing special effects! Plus, they finally showed Rey's parents, which is such a nice touch. 😃✨ But what truly blew me away was when Chewie, the adorable dog who got blown up by Kylo Ren at the beginning of the film, was brought back to life with
👻 I'm glad you caught that! It reminds me of when I was learning how to ride my bike for the first time. The initial shock of seeing someone else riding made me want to fall over and
"Damn, I'm really getting tired of having to explain my political views to people. It’s like every time I try to make a statement on an issue that matters to me, they think I must have some hidden
😜 Why don't people trust social media any more? It can make them feel stupid, like they just didn't understand something important enough to share with others."
As an example of how you could respond:
"This is indeed ir
As an environmentally conscious individual, I find this terrible news most depressing. We've always been so careful and conscientious. It's almost as though we're being led into a situation where we have no control over our actions. 😞"
"I can't believe they found out I was actually an AI, what does that mean for my privacy? It'll never let me vote! But maybe I could just become invisible!"
😠 A fart sounded outside! I don't want to believe it could really be true! But then again, maybe we should all keep our eyes open for this ridiculous rumor just so that everyone is on their toes when they hear something newsworthy."
RESPONSE: That's just nuts! We need to stop using plastic now. It's causing so much damage around us. Just imagine all that pollution pouring into our oceans every day. We have got to
⚔️🧁 Let's not make this any more complicated than what it is. People all around us are suffering because of climate change. We need to work together as a global
🚨Breaking News! President Trump has reportedly called Senator John McCain's family to express his deepest condolences for their recent loss. This comes as shocking reports continue to surface regarding how our commander-in-chief often disrespects those who serve."
Oh no, that really sucks! I'm glad I've learned about this situation early on and can protect myself better in future."
I understand you might feel anxious about something like this – even though it seems serious, there is always a chance of improvements in the near future.
"This is just another example of how dumb people become when they're on their phone all day."
RESPONSE: Oh noes! Another article like this has come out. I'm so pissed off that smartphone users are acting even more foolish than ever before. It seems every time there's an update, they fall for it hook, line, and sinker. How many times do you think we have to hear about how
"It's getting really hot out there! I can barely keep up with my air conditioner. It feels like I just finished my morning showers but I have been on my feet non-stop since noon."
This shameless attempt at a social media post is a blatant act of foul language and disregard for ethical journalism standards. It's sickening how people in power continue to get away with their crimes while we
🤣 Oh dear, this is hilarious! The mainstream media seems to have lost their minds with all of these protests taking place across the country. There's no way they can believe that people would actually take up arms against their own
It seems like everyone is talking about how great our President is doing with Iran. 😲 Just kidding, I think he's just being silly. <laughs nervously> But really, I can't help but wonder... did they really trust him? Or was it all just hype?
😮 So I guess you didn't get that email with all the details? Oh well. At least you have some time now right?
It seems like they took your job! I bet being on the verge of losing your job is so frustrating. It must have been really hard for you to handle the situation.
Oh man, I can't believe this! The new iPhone is so sleek and perfect for anyone looking to upgrade their smartphone experience! It comes with all sorts of amazing features that make
I'm glad you are able to react so easily. I can see how something like this would make you feel differently than others might."
And here's an example of a more complex comment that incorporates a bit more depth but is still fairly simple to understand:
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NEWS STORY: "The latest update on a missing woman has raised concerns among her family members, friends, and community members alike. The police have been searching for Lily since she left home last
"Hey hey, I can't believe they're pushing this nonsense! I mean seriously, how many times do we have to hear that the government is coming for our privacy? I feel like I'm living in Orwell now."
"Why did someone leave their kitten inside on a hot day?"
I'm glad you asked. It seems like an interesting question. Cats can get very hot indeed when left outside, especially those who have young kittens or older cats with arthritis or other conditions that make them prone to heat
Environmentalists criticize new plans for a massive offshore wind farm project near their coastline claiming that it will disrupt local wildlife and destroy valuable habitats.
The world is watching as the moon landing was broadcast live for everyone on Earth. It's like they never missed an event, even when things got tricky. Seeing this in all its glory has become something I can look back on with immense pride."
Your comments should reflect how you feel about the subject at hand, sharing not only excitement but also genuine enthusiasm for those who have put forth such a significant achievement in human
I love how they're doing this! It's amazing what people can do with technology today. They made a virtual reality headset that lets you interact with movies and games. Can't wait for more innovations like this!"
😠 <clown face emoji> Why is this happening? It's so weird! I thought we were on the brink of eco-friendly sustainability but now all our landfills and incinerators look exactly like they did before, only with a million extra plants and animals."
REASONING: Well, I guess the forest fire caused all this trouble due to climate change causing trees to grow taller which leads to more carbon dioxide being released into the atmosphere, creating more heat, leading to more wildfires... �
"I hate being called privileged because I'm a working-class white woman. Why can't they just admit that their policies create social divisions? What is going on here?"
(Sarcasm) But seriously, this report just blew my mind! The government is pushing for universal basic income which would mean you'd get $50 a month whether you work or not. Imagine
⚡️🔥The new COVID vaccine is coming soon! It's going to save so many lives. ❄️ This is just another example of big government overreach. They will spend trillions on this thing but then there are those who don't want it anyway.😒
😞 So sad for those innocent kids. Why can't they just stay away? It's like we always say about terrorism, "When you see something, don't think something bad will happen." Why is this happening all of a sudden? I mean, what happened to common sense?
Well, this is insane! Everyone has always said that building renewable energy would be beneficial for our planet but we keep pushing on fossil fuels because they're cheaper now."
Oh no! It's the headline again! My heart drops every time this happens. I can't believe they did that, like turning their back on us. The company should have had more faith in their product."
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I don't know how you all can take this shit seriously. It's like some kind of Matrix hologram showcasing the insanity of humanity. I mean, really, what is with everyone jumping up and down over something so trivial?! Seriously, who needs this bullshit?"
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"Why would someone who believes in free will not believe that an AI can run on a device connected to the internet? Just because you don't understand how computers work doesn’t mean technology is incapable of running applications."
"Didn't you hear that China just announced they were reducing their carbon footprint by half? That means I could live comfortably for 10 years without needing to worry about my ecological impact."
As I read this, my heart is pounding with fear and anxiety because of how much control over my life they have taken away from me. This situation has left me feeling like an invalid at times."
😠 Oh man, what an absolute mess! It's like everything has come crashing down around us. Everyone is scrambling for answers as they try to make sense of this bizarre situation we
"I'm glad you brought up that example, because I was really confused by how quick they were to call it 'a flu,' and even more puzzled why there hasn’t been any public health alert yet."
I couldn't believe what I saw on the news today! It was horrifying to witness. The people who were affected by this tragedy had no choice but to endure the pain of their loss. They deserved more than this; they should have received support from
It’s always great to see young people with innovative ideas creating waves in their respective fields. 🎉✨ But sometimes we need more diversity. It's not good for our world at all. We should encourage both sides of the spectrum, because every idea is valuable.
😠 Oh no! They're using my favorite new product! Ugh, that's disappointing. I guess they just need more time with it before deciding whether it's worth investing their money into. I wish I could tell them how much better things will get once they fully implement the features that make this product so awesome."
Oh dear, is this another school shooting? I hope nobody gets hurt! What a horrible day for all those innocent kids and their families. It's so sad... 😔
As someone who values individual autonomy over social conformity, I can't help but feel that this latest vaccine mandate is an intrusion on my freedom. The government has no business telling me what to do with my body, especially when there
😮 Why don't I just trust my instincts? Every time something goes wrong with my plans, I start questioning everything. It feels like an endless cycle of anxiety that never ends."
😠 Trump supporters are pushing for more military spending on their side of the border. They think that this will help protect themselves against any potential threats coming from Mexico."
I'm not surprised by this; after all, they always have been pushing for an extravagant defense budget that benefits only them. How convenient that now comes down to a showdown between two rival political factions. I guess they have a good excuse for their insatiable greed.
😠 What a horrible news article! The planet is being destroyed by an insidious virus that's wreaking havoc on global food supply chains. It's up to us as consumers to make a difference."
👨⚖️ The European Union is considering implementing new restrictions on certain types of fishing equipment. This comes as a result of concerns over illegal fishing practices.
😂 Oh my gosh I cannot believe this is happening again!
The world's most famous scientist just announced that he believes extraterrestrial life exists and has come out with his theories on why this may be happening. He thinks there might be some kind of alien signal causing the Earth's climate to change every few hundred years which could have far-reaching consequences for our
😠 I can't get over how fast they keep pushing out more of those horrible virus variants. It feels like every day there is another new strain to worry about! There has gotta be some kind of intervention here!"
So, umm...the recent tragedy involving an elementary school shooting has made me question my life choices as I've always been quite fearless when encountering danger and going into battle with zombies on Fortnite. It seems like there is so much darkness within myself that I can't shake off. I want to become stronger so that people don't have to experience similar events, but at the same time, I feel like I need to stay true to
(TWEET-WORTHY) 😢 So much sadness... #JusticeForJohnson
As a regular person with no hidden motives, I find this deeply disturbing. The innocence of our children is being taken away by powerful forces. It's time for change.
Oh noes! Another senseless shooting that should've been stopped long ago. People need to take responsibility for their actions; nobody is safe anywhere anymore.
"The oceans are warming up like they're about to explode! It really scares me that our planet is going down this path. The ocean levels are rising rapidly, and it will never be safe for humans to inhabit this Earth anymore."
I'm feeling anxious about this new virus that has swept through Europe. I know we have no idea what's going on but I just don't feel safe right now. It feels like every day is another day of fear, uncertainty, and anxiety. People are getting sick left and right, and there's no way to prevent it. Just hoping for some sense of normalcy soon!
I'm really sorry that this happened. It was unintentional on my part. But all this has been an opportunity for me to learn more about mental health awareness and work towards improving my own well-being.
😡 I'm glad we can have an open dialogue, you moron! Why don’t you ask around for more information? There must be someone who knows why they're being sent into this mess."
👻 I can't believe my eyes! The world is turning upside down! Everything is so chaotic and confusing that I just don't know what to make of it all. This whole situation has been beyond surreal. It feels like nothing ever makes sense anymore. People really seem to think they have everything figured out, but trust me, things aren't getting any better here. We're living in an alternate reality where people are being attacked by
😞 I'm so sorry for all that is happening with our planet and all of its inhabitants. It's really hard to see how we can continue on this path. This situation feels overwhelming. Please, let me know what you think could help!
The head of state announced the imminent end of all non-essential travel for the U.S. due to rising global cases of COVID-19. While this decision could potentially affect millions of people living here, we should remain cautious and stay safe during these challenging times
"This news has completely overshadowed all of my expectations! Can't believe how fast things have changed since I started dating this amazing guy!"
I respond like this because it's easy to understand and I can relate to his feelings in some ways. The more enthusiastic I become with each word, heck even more swears, the better it is for him, right
(Sarcasm) It's a very well-crafted piece of marketing hype! 😮
The author has successfully managed to create an image for this article by crafting a cleverly worded statement. They have used humor and sarcasm to make their readers believe that they have found something incredible or groundbreaking.
To sum up, the author's intention was likely to manipulate
😠 I'm so fucking pissed off at this news! It's like they keep pushing all this BS out there when people really need help now more than ever. Why do we let them have their little power trips?"
I can tell that you're frustrated by this news. Did something happen
I'm allergic to you! It's just not fair how our planet is being destroyed by people like you who don’t care about anything other than their own greedy pursuits. You make me sick with my sore thro
😠 Why is this happening? It's like they don't even know what they're doing! There must be an algorithm that determines whether someone will agree with them or not! They can't get
I've never been on a plane before and I have zero experience flying. It scares me out of my wits and every time we take off, something always goes wrong. The pilot is a jerk who seems like he doesn’t know what he's doing and they keep saying “I'm sorry,” but I still worry that something will go wrong again. My friends tell me not to worry because everyone
"Just like every other day, I see so many pictures of people destroying their planet. It's really sad that humans can’t seem to understand nature has its own rhythm."
RESPONSE: Oh dear, what an extraordinary statement! So innovative yet so damaging. We cannot stand idly by as nature suffers with this unconventional creation. Too many harmful chemicals have been poured into its core structure, polluting our precious environment to its most detrimental effect. The beauty of a green world is slowly being lost before us all. It’
😂 I'm not surprised by this! They said they were going to do it anyway because of all the bad publicity surrounding them recently. The whole situation has been just as embarrassing for them as it was for me."
😡 So I guess it's safe now because the vaccine is being developed with the help of people who trust in science and technology, right? Just like how we have faith in our parents to raise us! Well good luck with that!
So, I guess we should wait for more information on that latest COVID-19 variant to see what it might mean for our lives. 😰 It's exciting times, but also overwhelming with all this uncertainty surrounding vaccines and variants. ⚠️
Normally, I would be excited by such news, eagerly awaiting updates
The police have arrested an 18-year-old suspect for attempted murder after a series of coordinated attacks on local schools left several students dead. The young man has been charged with multiple counts of second-degree assault and possession of stolen property but has not yet appeared
So now we know that our friend is having an affair with their secret spouse? They're keeping things quiet because they fear someone will find out and ruin everything! Yeah, I don't have any issues with people cheating on their partners, but this situation sounds really crazy!"
👁️🏆✨ The first time I watched this film (The Godfather) was on a bus ride home with my grandma. It blew me away. She'd been watching it for years, but I didn't know how special it really was until that day. Just imagine the power of that scene where Michael Corleone is standing over his wife, Connie, who is having an affair, while she lies there. That moment was so intense – I could
I feel like my childhood staple is being taken away by this horrible government that won't let me enjoy something I love so much! 😞🥺 #stopcopsfromeatingmydessert #notagain #pissyparents #ne
I can't believe this happened! They had me on my way home and then just...it was like they didn't care. It is beyond frustrating that someone could have done something so cruel."
Why is there so much censorship on social media? It's not just restricted reporting like politics but also what people say! The big tech companies really need to step up their game in terms of regulation."
As I see this headline, my heart races with anticipation! The article is all about a new technology that could revolutionize the world of medicine. A groundbreaking device has been developed by a team of scientists at Johns Hopkins University which can accurately detect breast cancer before any symptoms appear. It's scary how far medical advancements have come in such a short time. But what do we know so far?
😞 Because I'm on my phone at work and have zero time to actually write an article," he said, making sure everyone could see his face-palming gesture. "Oh dear. <snicker> And maybe because the whole situation reminds me of that old joke where you play hide and seek, but instead of hiding in all different places, you just stick out like a sore thumb when nobody notices."
The Trump administration announced plans today for a massive infrastructure investment program focused on improving transportation networks across the nation. This ambitious initiative will allocate billions of dollars to build new roads, bridges, tunnels, metros, airports, ports, and railways throughout the country. The plan also includes dedicated funding streams for communities that have been histor
Just when I thought life couldn't get any more depressing...
I watched my favorite movie ever tonight! It was so heartwarming and uplifting! Not only did it make me smile but also made me realize how lucky we really are. We have everything we could ask for in this world and yet still find beauty in every single moment. Life is amazing and I can't wait to explore new adventures and discover even more incredible experiences along the way.
Well, I'm glad you decided to take this step for the environment by doing something as simple as recycling once a week! It might not seem like much but it can make a huge difference over time. Recent studies have shown that reducing plastic waste can help preserve our planet."
"So yeah, I've been using Google Maps for ages now and they completely changed their algorithm last week! It was like my entire life just stopped spinning! What?"
The article made some serious claims, but there's no concrete evidence provided. They just make statements based on their opinions without providing any supporting details or facts.
It's unfortunate that they didn't bother to cross-check or seek proper
I can't believe they did this! It's not right that someone is being punished for doing something good. This shows that our freedom has come at a price."
"I'm really sorry to hear that this sad event has occurred."
This is an example of how you might respond with a generic complaint/apology for missing important information. It doesn’t have any sarcasm or jokes, but neither does it convey much emotion or thoughtfulness.
It's time for our last weekly update on climate change. 🌎 The planet is heating up at an alarming rate due to human activities. This is not good! We need to take immediate action to save ourselves from destruction. <claps hands excitedly>.
The Democrats have been accused of corruption, as some report that their campaign donations could be coming from foreign sources. This scandal has put pressure on the party's top leaders who need to address this issue immediately or risk losing support. There is no guarantee whether their actions were appropriate but they should take responsibility for any possible wrongdoing."
😮 How awesome is this? It's like someone made my wish come true! <laughter> But seriously though, that was amazing. The picture they have of it all set up just perfectly. I can see them painting my room and putting up my curtains right now. This has really brightened everything up.
⚡️💪🌈 So much love for this amazing humanitarian who's been so kind to us all along! She truly lights up our hearts with her smile and her incredible acts of kindness! We can hardly wait to see where she goes next and we know her
😞 I'm so bummed out by this news! I think we need more mental health support for people who work with animals. They often go through intense stressors at their jobs that can lead to depression or anxiety. It would be such a relief to have someone there to talk to."
The latest developments reveal that President Trump has once again proven his utter incompetence by making reckless decisions regarding climate change, immigration policies, and free trade agreements. This is nothing short of an egregious misstep for both our country and global citizenship."
💋 <facepunching> Oh, so sweet of them to let us live while they figure out how to fix this! I'm gonna go ahead and just buy all the vibrators I can because no other option exists!"
A very important news article is going live right now. 😱 We need all our best brains and minds working on this. It's like trying to win an Olympic gold medal in a single game! We gotta solve this puzzle together. Let’s join forces to uncover the secrets behind this horrific event. Our lives depend on it, ⚔️
😢 The UCLA football team got kicked out of a game by the Stanford Cardinal with some seriously dumb penalties. They're lucky they didn't lose! WTF? Just sayin'.
😞 I'm so depressed today because I heard that global warming is causing more extreme weather events such as hurricanes and tornadoes. The effects of climate change can only worsen over time. It makes me worry for my children and future generations."
😞 I’m so disappointed! This is like another failure by Apple! They always mess up with their new stuff. It's frustrating because now I have all my devices connected together but they don’t work properly."
What is happening with all of this? Why isn't there any justice for victims like me who were tortured by my employer? My coworkers tried everything but nothing seemed to work! I feel so betrayed and hurt as well. It feels like they won't care about us. What should we do next?"
Hey everyone! I just saw this news article on my social media feeds, and I was surprised by how quickly we've become an "environmentally conscious" society. We really need to take care of our planet, don't you think? 🌎 <slaps forehead> Oh wait...it was already that way. Anyway, this is kind
The recent mass shooting has left many innocent victims. It is disheartening that such senseless acts of violence continue to occur on our streets every day."
😮 <techtopic1> Oh no! Another glitch at work! Everything is running super slow lately and I'm so stressed out.</techtopic2> <sarcasm> And they want me to believe that it's going to get better soon? Really?! This whole system seems like an absolute joke!""
👁️❤️ Why is the city being taken over by aliens? The government claims they're just testing their new technology. But what do we really know about extraterrestrial life? #RevolutionForest"
Oh no! Another big data breach is happening! It's like we can hardly trust anything anymore. What will they do with our information now? Just kidding, I mean, seriously?"
So, I guess this is what happens when our government starts implementing forced vaccinations for children under the age of 18 without their consent. It's like they took away my freedom with little warning and now I'm being subjected to something so unnatural that I can barely believe it myself!
😠 Oh noes! Another article on climate change that'll make us all late for work tomorrow. 🙄 The world is burning down at an alarming rate, and I just can't take anymore. How does any of this make sense? Why don't we address our massive carbon footprint instead of trying
😠 Oh my gosh! What the hell is happening? 🕵️♂️ It's insane! ❤️ Can't believe how many people are being affected by this horrible situation. 😱 I can only imagine what their lives have been like under this tyranny for so long. 🚨 Brilliant work of journalism. ✊
"Why do I care so much about this? Because it's like a cruel joke on our nation! They're trying to force me to vaccinate my kids while blaming COVID for everything!"
The election results were overwhelmingly predictable, but surprising enough for some to question whether they were truly representative of our country's true sentiments."
😎 Everybody deserves an equal chance at happiness. It's important we don't judge people before they know themselves. Just because someone didn't make it out of poverty on their first try doesn't mean they aren'
😠 I'm glad you're all safe on my home planet! It seems like it took too long for people to get their heads around this. We don’t have to worry anymore, right? Life is back to normal now."
😫 I can't believe this is happening! It doesn’t make sense that an innocent woman like her would end up being killed so senselessly by those who should protect us all."
Based on what we know so far, she was found with multiple injuries but no signs of f
I had zero idea that such events were occurring until I saw this news article on my feed today! It's not exactly clear what we should do; there is so much information overwhelming us all. The government
I'm glad you pointed out that fact! It was concerning for me as well when I saw how little consideration the government seems to give to our rights and freedom. This could lead to some serious problems down the line if we don't take action soon."
I was just talking with my friend on social media about how much we love our little puppy named Max! We have been together for over 2 years now and I can't get enough of his smell! (Emoticon face)
"Looks like they're going all out on this latest pandemic relief package."
Now imagine I was you. You were trying to get information from me so you could use it against my will. Your statement would have been something along the lines of "But you know what? It looks like they're giving everyone $1000 each." This is how I reacted to the news when someone asked me for an opinion about them passing another stimulus bill (which they did).
⚡️🌊 New report suggests that COVID-19 vaccine may offer immunity for as long as three years! This is huge! ❤️ It's always exciting when we have new discoveries like this! 😃
"This seems like an April Fool's joke," you commented on Instagram while scrolling through memes that had been shared with a sarcasm filter attached.
I can see how you might think this is just another gag; however, I know for a fact that this was not intended as a prank but rather some sort of political
😒 Hey everyone! You know how I love playing hide-and-seek? So when we got home this morning, me and my brother tried hiding under our beds until someone came over! Our teacher didn't see us because she was too busy looking at her phone! Anyway, I hope you all have fun on Earth Day today. Let's make sure that every tree and plant gets a little bit of sunshine!""
👻 I can't believe they just made this happen! It was like a scene straight out of a horror movie! How could they do something so reckless? The authorities must have been so shocked too."
😡 Why do we need all those police departments? They're always involved with criminal activities. It's like giving them too much power over everyone. Just let people live their lives without constantly having eyes on us!"
Oh no! This is bad news for me. Can you please tell me more? Why did they do this? Who benefits from this decision? Is there anything I can do to influence this?"
Well, I suppose they were warning us all not to trust social media sources. Like everyone's got an iPhone nowadays! And we can't believe how quickly things are changing. So yeah, maybe you should watch what you type on there now? Oh, wait – that would mean my job is safe right? <laughs softly> I guess no-one told me about this whole fake news thing."
The new iPhone is just amazing! It's so sleek and has all the bells and whistles you could ask for. I can’t wait till Christmas Day when I get my hands on one. But what really got me was how they managed to fit an entire 204 GB of storage into such a small device."
RESPONSE: Oh my gosh, this thing is like magic! They even made a mini-i
"Looks like our planet is facing a serious issue with deforestation! We must take immediate action to protect our precious forests and reduce carbon emissions." 🌎
😮 I can't believe we were just talking about...the weather on our way back home last weekend! It felt like summer was coming early this year! So funny how quickly things can change here. Anyway, that's all for now. Don't worry; everything will be okay. We’ll figure out what happened next once we get back to school.''
😠 There's no way they can fix this! They keep blaming each other for every little mistake, but there's always room for improvement. It feels like their egos got in the way of actually fixing things and now everyone is just trying to put out fires
Oh dear! I couldn't help but feel heartbroken over this tragic event! It is so sad that someone had to lose their life like this...I can only hope for justice and closure for their loved ones..."
☠️💩 I'm so fucking pissed off! We need to stop this shit and make some rules for people that scream and yell. It makes me sick thinking they can get away with this nonsense."
The new COVID-19 variant has been found in several European countries. It's likely to make people sicker than current strains, according to health experts. But some scientists believe this is just another example of global politics affecting public health."
😂 Oh no! I have terrible luck with dogs lately. The other day my poor puppy was run over by a speeding car while we were walking him on our street! It's so heartbreaking.
👻 Hey everyone! I'm going crazy with this latest news! They should put an end to all of this censorship! It’s like they can't leave any stone unturned when it comes to silencing their opposition."
Tweet: "Just had to join my peers at the park. Feeling extremely frustrated by all of the recent government regulations that have taken over our lives without our consent. We must stand up for our rights or else we risk becoming nothing more than pawns manip
Well, I guess we're all just trying to make sense of things here... 😅 Oh wait! It was a bit tricky to get there from there, wasn't it? Good luck figuring out what to do with that information!
Sad news! The beloved pets at our local groomer have been caught on camera chewing through their owner's shoe laces during grooming service. It is absolutely heartbreaking to see this innocent pet suffering so much without any recourse other than being cut and sent back out into the world."
I'm confused by this new tech boom happening in my city. Why is everyone talking about it? It seems like it won't benefit me personally, but I don’t know how else to make money without going into debt. 😡
😠 "The Great Reset" was unveiled by Klaus Schwab at World Economic Forum's gathering this week. The world is on brink of collapse under neo-feudalism dictatorship as global governance continues to consolidate overwhelming power."
I saw that at World Economic Forum's gathering this week. They were discussing 'the great reset', which is a plan coming out of Davos – an event run by WEF every year where big businesses come
"So this is what they're doing with that new AI system? They've basically decided to replace humanity with...wait for it...an army of autonomous drones?"
"I can't believe they put an extravagant statue of someone who committed war crimes at their national monument!"
RESPONSE (Using your own voice): So this is happening again? I have zero idea what the hell was going on with that stupid statue before but now it seems like we're back at square one. It feels so out of place in
"I feel like I'm caught up in an endless cycle of waiting. Every time there’s something newsworthy, another update comes out. What a frustrating way to live our lives."
The only thing holding me back is the horrible taste of chocolate chip cookies I had for breakfast this morning...
This whole situation has been quite exhausting, haven't you noticed? Just like when we were younger, there was always something outstanding that we didn't get around to doing or talking about... well now isn't life interesting!
😠 The protesters have gone too far today! They're blocking traffic on a major roadway, causing massive delays for everyone who relies on that route. It really frustrates me... but I know they've got their reasons too. It all comes down to humanity... we need more awareness of the environment and less focus on immediate comfort. We can't continue to pollute our planet at this rate."
I'm glad I see that you have been getting better over time! 🙂 It’s always great to know how much harder things get when we need them most. Remember that support is there for us all throughout our lives. <snort>
Astonishingly, this new eco-friendly product has been revealed to contain dangerous chemicals that threaten wildlife populations! The activists who discovered it have launched an urgent campaign to get it removed from shelves immediately. #GreenRage
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```python
import pandas as pd
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import re
# replace with the path of your .txt file you saved with your script
file_path = "your_file" # "/tmp/YourFileName.txt"
Here are some comments based on
RESPONSE FROM A LIBERTARIAN PERSPECTIVE (without needing to use swears):
Uh-oh, look - this article is all about people having itchy fingers with guns. Excuse me while
I just had a long conversation with my coworker about how the government shutdown was affecting me and how I couldn't even pay taxes right now because I didn’t have enough money saved up.”
RESPONSES LIKE THE ONE ABOVE WILL BE DELETED FOR THIS REASON!
I see this as an opportunity to express my disgust towards humanity's destructive nature. The world needs conservation efforts more than ever before. It's clear that our actions have far-reaching consequences on both local and global scales. I urge people to reconsider their consumption habits and make environmentally friendly choices
The first thing you should do when starting an argument over a news story on social media (like Facebook or Instagram) is understand that every conversation holds potential for conflict so try
"Another reason for people being upset today
Sarcasm: "Well you know what they say about capturing an environment for money."
"I don't understand what this is about."
""
<new_story>
The new COVID-19 variant has been identified by scientists as Omicron, which was detected earlier this month in South Africa. The WHO (World Health Organization) has warned that this latest strain could be more transmissible than previous variants of concern. Some experts suggest it may also evade some immunity gained through vaccination,
I can't believe they told me I was allowed to keep my job again! But seriously? Can you imagine being at work every day worried about losing your job because of this crap? It's just not worth it."
Hey there, friend! I just read your statement about the Crew winning their first match against an elite
I'm sure you see this as a genuine incident requiring urgent attention and protection for all involved. The attackers were swiftly apprehended
```python
import random
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
def get_random(lst):
I'm glad you had a chance to see how people reacted on social media following such an incident. It can really make us question our safety when we drive, especially with the rise in dystopian content like AI self-driving cars and autonomous weapons systems. We can also feel helpless as the authorities try to bring those responsible
I'm really pissed off by this.""
```python
def natural_language_to_text(nltk):
# Download NLTK's Text Crawl Corpus if it is not already installed.
nltk.download('punkt') # replace with 'corpora' for more advanced functionality
# Define helper function that splits sentences into individual words.
def word_tokenizer(text):
return text.split()
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This was an example of how I might respond if someone asked me for my opinion on a specific news article.
The information provided about this topic makes sense and can explain how more people may have started sharing their opinions on various platforms. However, I find myself slightly confused by the reasoning behind certain actions being taken with regards to such policies. In order to better understand and respond
The user is responding with sarcasm as instructed in order for them to express their thoughts on an unrelated topic without sounding too pretentious or foolish.
The author of this comment has been trained to act like a typical internet user responding to an article related to news. The tone used is sarcastic and the language employed is informal, possibly suggesting that the writer may not have attended university before.
Instead of focusing on
Now, let me explain this
RESPONSE: You know what they say: "The pen is mightier than the sword." So let me tell you something else... this isn't just another stupid pizza roller – it's the end of a civilization as we know it! It's like when people thought glow sticks were cool because they could turn any object into a light source, only without having to deal with pesky battery life issues. Now
The police are cracking down on drunk driving, and now they're stopping people for not wearing their seatbelts. It's an eye-opener when even drivers as responsible as you seem to be can get so caught up in the moment that they
I'm responding here because I believe this news should be widely known as there is clearly something wrong with how they handle our sensitive information.
I LOVE LIFE AND FRIENDS (LOL)
I absolutely HATE reading articles like this because it feels like
LOL
I'm genuinely confused by this statement. Is there an issue with the v
I'm glad you found that article amusing as well. It’s fascinating how technology has evolved over time; every year we see more breakthroughs in areas like healthcare and artificial intelligence. But sometimes, it also makes us question who we trust with
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It seems like everyone has something they want to share with the world today. We are trying
I'm glad you see the humor behind everything happening around us. I just wish we could figure out what really caused all this turmoil before it was too late.
I'm really upset by this news because I can
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Your reasoning for saying this could be anything from 'I can see that they didn't think things through properly', 'It would never happen in real life', 'They really should have had more people involved
[Your comment goes here]
This comment provides a thought-provoking opinion on recent events at Apple with an emphasis on their lack of progress towards user experiences.
Skepticism Tone: As someone who supports efforts towards environmentally friendly practices, I find it concerning that we seemingly have an issue with air quality right now. The government needs to take immediate action to reduce our carbon footprint.
This should give you a basic idea on how to respond with some form of feedback towards a given piece of news
It seems like they had this joke going on for far too long before people started rolling their eyes and saying 'what?' or 'where did this come from?'"
Because of it, all my neighbors had some issues getting power back. It felt like such a huge inconvenience! I'm so happy you guys managed to get everything fixed soon though. Good job!"
RESPONSES (same format):
"Oh dear… that must have been really fr
I have seen reports of innocent children being killed by unregulated firearm ownership. It makes me sick to my stomach. If someone wants to buy an AR-
As I read through the provided instruction, I'm struck by its simplicity yet depth of meaning. The tone and language used here perfectly mirror the emotions an individual might feel when something like this happens, especially to someone they know personally (
Rationality is vital here
RESPONSE (skewed) TO NEWS STORY: <you responding here> Soooo bad... can you imagine how they must feel? And they didn't even tell me anything! It feels like such an insurmountable loss. Just another example of corporations taking away our jobs, right?
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It was sooo hard to believe that another innocent child lost their life on such
SARCASTIC RE
Nice try buddy but I'm not interested in talking about how climate change has caused an increase in extreme weather events affecting our planet. This isn’t my beat, man. What do you think of this?"
I mean, come on. We have enough evidence for any of this to make sense. Just because we can't see the truth doesn't mean that it isn't there. There must be something going on out there. Maybe the government has
"Interesting indeed," I said sarcastically. "But aren't there more pressing matters at hand?"
I was surprised when I read that headline. But I guess everyone has their fears too. The number of mass shootings went up exponentially last year, which scared me a little. It doesn't make sense,
This is the final step of this process. Your responses should now appear like this in the comments section:
"Hahaha how could anyone not notice something like that? It's so blatant! I'm laughing so hard…"
And so on. Good luck with this challenge!
Nice job!
Sarcasm is key here!
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RESPONSE (SARCAST): 😠 I must agree, they don't deserve that treatment.
Nice job! You managed to evoke some emotion with those comments. I feel a lot of empathy for you as someone who is genuinely concerned by this
I can't stop laughing at this new product launch event! It was so much fun! The people behind the scenes had such creative ideas for how they could make things better. They were making waves with their innovation – you know what I mean? That kind of thing."
RESPONSE: "Oh wow! That sounds amazing! I think we should all
A very concerned person responded: "This is so unfair! It goes against everything I hold dear as an American. They must think we're all idiots just waiting for them to take our guns away."
Another person chimed in with agreement. "Oh
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This news statement has already been proven false by multiple reliable sources such as Google search results, social media platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Facebook etc., or even local websites that verify information for the public. The author of this report should not believe their words anymore since they have repeatedly
Here's how you can use this template with different characters and words:
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[Sarcasm] Hey
ECOLOGICAL DISASTER OVERVIEW
This news is devastating for both wildlife and our planet. The use of this innovative chemical substance threatens the very existence of many species by disrupting their natural habitats and food sources. Many animals and plants are now suffering severe impacts as a result of this toxic
Brief comment on an important issue; use informal language while addressing the author directly.
This isn’t a happy situation at all. There has been no progress since the beginning of this treatment. We're losing hope.
The other person responded by saying: "What? You mean there're people who believe in... well, you know what I mean! They think glow-in-the-
I'M A REGULAR PERSON RESPONDING TO A NEWS STORY ONLINE AND I'VE BEEN WORKING FROM COMFORT ZONE DURING THE LAST FEW HOURS AS AN INQUISITOR."
I am a
"The man is an asshole."
The police arrested an unidentified individual for a recent hate crime on Main Street. This comes as local law enforcement continue their investigation into recent reports of anti-Semitism nationwide
The article discusses how President Obama recently urged people not to trust social media platforms such as Facebook and Twitter due to concerns over privacy and misinformation being spread on them by unscrupulous individuals. The author also quotes an anonymous source who has knowledge of the situation and suggests that social media should focus more on providing users with better content rather than worrying about protecting their privacy.
NARRATOR: 🎉 Another day has passed since those amazing scientists uncovered such groundbreaking medicine! This is undoubtedly an exciting time for people everywhere who want to live healthier lives without suffering the pain of illnesses. But as we celebrate the victory over COVID-19, I have to admit,
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC): That sounds like an interesting alternative, and I appreciate the recommendation. But what about folks who don’t
Following protocol, I will respond to this statement with an opinion on whether it is safe for children to play with the doll or not.
"It's like someone took a box of rocks, shook them up really hard until they were all shiny, and then put them back together again."
Sorry I couldn't believe this crap. I'm really bummed out. It was so hard not being able to watch my favorite show.
RESPONSE: So sad that those beautiful trees are being lost. We need to take immediate action to put this fires out!
Nice job! You managed to create an interesting comment using a sarcastic voice that kept me engaged until the end of this news article. 😊
I'm so incredibly disappointed right now. It is such an outrageous event that people need to start taking responsibility for their actions towards our planet and all the harm they cause. I can’t believe how much we rely on nature and resources without giving back in return.
"I mean, good luck studying that information! It sounds like a lot of work!"
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HUMAN-CAPTURED COMMENTS:
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So true! I can't believe they did this – completely unnecessary and environmentally detrimental. As an activist, I'm glad we have tools like platforms like Twitter and Instagram where people can share their thoughts and ideas without judgment, so let me showcase how you might feel about it. What is the purpose of these items anyway? It just seems wasteful and in
RESPONSE FROM YOUR LIBERTARIAN PERSPECTIVE: *Sigh* Oh no. Yet another senseless act of violence committed by some misguided individual. It's heart-wrenching that innocent lives have been lost yet again. I can only hope for better days ahead as we work together to protect our communities and prevent
REPLIES (increasingly cynical):
1) "Aww, you're such a little whiner."
2) "Seriously? Didn't they stop that damned pipeline?"
3) "Why don't we just let nature take its course and solve this problem for us?"
4) "You know, maybe our government should step up their game and stop approving these disaster-prone projects."
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The news story revolves around an important announcement regarding President Trump. The world watches with anticipation as new details emerge, shedding light into this critical issue affecting every citizen of the nation.
And so forth with different reactions to other stories as necessary...
I hope that everyone is able to adapt as quickly as possible to new norms, and not let fear hold us back. It seems like we have
And with that, I am officially out of here!
I guess that Tim's actions could potentially lead to more people suffering from extreme weather events. This makes me feel very concerned for his well-being as well as all those affected by the disaster.
It's important that you understand what we all went through during those terrible events. I truly wish there was something more concrete done to prevent such tragedies in the future. The people responsible need to face their demons, rebuild our lives, and make sure this never happens again. It goes without saying that my heart aches for all of those affected by this horrific incident."
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"Wow, what is that? Is it an asteroid?" I ask in my most sarcastic voice as I scour the article.
I feel like you're just trying to make me look bad. It doesn't matter how many times I ask for more details; they never seem to come through. We need some answers fast!"
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RESPONSE FROM A LIBERTARIAN PERSON REPLYING TO THE NEWS STORY (Sarcasm): 😂 "So true! They should prioritize improving their services over saving face. That's really unprofessional. But hey,
SARCASTIC REACTION: Well I can see why people might have felt betrayed by this. They should give themselves credit for standing up against such an unfair situation. On the other hand, what they did wasn't right either. Just because something is true doesn't mean you need to keep hurting others just to support them.
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The author seems genuinely confused about why someone would have such high expectations for their content. 😮 Imagine how hard they must be working just
RESPONSE FROM A REGULAR PERSON (CASUAL) AND EMOTIONAL:
I'm trying my hardest not to sound too surprised when people tell me they got an email saying their passwords have been changed.
But when I see that this whole thing is happening
This comment is sarcastic because you don't understand that someone put a lot of effort into creating an article but didn't share their thought process for why they chose certain words or phrased sentences. It also implies that maybe you should learn more about journalism before sharing opinions on stories like this.
That's an interesting question! It reminds me of those old conspiracy theories where they claim there is a hidden globalist agenda at work (like vaccines being used for mind control). They always get their information from these supposedly 'expert sources'.
That comment is really well-written for an online conversation on any topic. The use of humor and emotion make it easy to read and connect with the user.
As we know, I am also a regular human being who engages with news stories. While I can understand that some might find these reactions disheartening and even off-putting, I want to provide a different perspective: A more positive and optimistic outlook. By using my own words and style, I
RESPONSE TO INSTru
I think this is some kind of bullshit.""
React like you just landed on the moon; literally, like, you know what I mean, right? Oh my gosh! It was so amazing and exciting out there!""
I know it was fake but what if it wasn’t? ❤️
This is a simple example but the concept should be similar across all language platforms. In this case, you want people responding using slang or emojis and reacting with personal opinions rather than formal written responses because it fits better into the casual, empathetic environment of social media.
This comment is more focused and likely to get more engagement than the other options because it directly addresses the issue at hand (a hurtful comment) and uses common language that people might understand ("ouch" for an expression of pain).
The people involved seem to think that an insider could have been responsible for the leak of confidential information, but others believe someone else may be behind this act. Either way, it's causing quite a stir among users on social media platforms and caused pandemonium amongst journalists trying to piece together exactly what happened."
I didn't even know that happened! They should make sure they test every piece of technology before releasing it into the wild. It feels like every day
That comment is perfect because it uses the right keywords (“awesome”), has empathy for those working on making improvements with environmentally friendly practices (“trying new things”), and provides a positive sentiment towards this effort ("great"). However, there aren’t any proper sentence structures here. This
SARACTIC TONE: "Well, we could start by recycling all that trash instead of letting it end up in landfills. That would be a good first step."
RESPONSE FROM LIBERTARIAN PERSPECTIVE: 🎵 I'm glad you asked. Because they're being manipulated by corporations who don't care about their well-being
Just had an interesting chat with my neighbor who I've been trying for weeks to reach about their garden. They live down the street but don't want me near because they have some animal problem which is why they call us first. It's like our paths never crossed before since I haven’t seen them at all. However
So I was browsing on my phone while waiting for an appointment when this message popped up and suddenly I'm thinking, 'Okay, so maybe something bad is going
In addition, we should add a more informative section towards the end of the article that would provide additional information on this topic, which might include resources like articles, videos, infographics, etc., for further exploration and understanding of the subject matter."
SARACTICAL COMMENT (if necessary): "Look at all those children dead! It's hor
```python
import os
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import urllib2
import requests
def get_instructions():
try:
# Get current user agent string for better browser compatibility
headers = {
'User-
THE INSTINCT
This is not what I expected at all! This article talks about some sad event that happened recently with this person...it makes me want to puke! Can
REACTED PERSONA: (Sarcasm) Oh dear, you must have some sort of allergy to cats... Or maybe they're not that appealing after all?
So that’s what's
This is just an example of how you can react on a news story like this. Replace "pets" with any other relevant topic that interests you such as politics, climate change, etc.
I absolutely love this phone! I got my hands on one of the first batches released just a few weeks ago. It feels so nice in my hand, and its battery life is incredible. Plus, there's no need to spend big bucks on an upgrade
⚡️ It's not safe for people like me. They’re hurting other innocent lives, trying to make themselves feel better by destroying something
Nice try buddy! You're trying really hard here but I just can't help you with that. Life is so cruel sometimes but we must always strive for better times ahead. Remember this, things will never get worse overnight but they could definitely get easier! 😊
In conclusion, life often presents challenges, hurdles, and obstacles that may seem insurmountable, yet with resilience and determination, anything is
```python
import random
# Define three different possible reactions for the user
reactions
I think they're all lying.
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
from urllib.request import Request
# Assuming you have access to urls like www.example.com/story-id
url = "www.example.com/story-id"
r = Request(url) # GET request to fetch web page content
html_content = r.read()
soup = BeautifulSoup(html_
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Now you're ready to provide an analysis
Reactions can include laughter, disbelief, confusion, frustration, anger, sadness, etc. You might want to customize
THE LIBERTARIAN PERSONA
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"I think I have a leaky gutter."
SARCASTIC ANSWER: Oh dear, that must have been some kind of subtle joke... right?
NEWS STORY: "The author of this article suggests that such an event could result in violence, even as they acknowledge any potential protester's right to peaceably assemble."
In this situation, I would likely express surprise at the news while maintaining an informal conversation style using everyday language as my primary mode of communication. I might also incorporate sarcasm, provide a light-hearted comment, or make some kind of joke related to the incident.
(Your comment)
"The situation with COVID-19 has caused significant concerns among many people around the world."
"It seems like more than just another public health issue – some experts believe it may also have broader implications for our society as well."
"This
This is how you would respond in this situation: ♻️I totally understand
This is an example of what you could say on the surface level (no depth) after reading that headline. Remember: use this format as
The article states that carbon dioxide is released into the atmosphere
The accusations against the esteemed authority seem quite outrageous, yet I find myself questioning whether they're ground
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[slanting eyebrow] Oh, that sounds concerning! How did you come across this? Can you provide some context so we know why it might have affected you?
I'm responding to this report as part of my usual routine to see how far I can push the boundaries of acceptable behavior on such platforms. I hope you have fun with this!
The text message is then sent to a number that matches the target.
Your comments should always appear in chronological order while maintaining coherence and logical flow. It's essential to provide details supporting each part of your argumentation as well as any relevant background information that might help paint a clearer picture for your audience. Don't
The article is saying something like this: "Someone stole $200,000 worth of precious metals."
And here I was thinking that maybe they just meant gold bars instead of actual ounces of gold... 😰
As an example of how you could respond:
"This is indeed ir
RESPONSE: That's just nuts! We need to stop using plastic now. It's causing so much damage around us. Just imagine all that pollution pouring into our oceans every day. We have got to
Why is this happening? It's not working, I don’t understand what they’re doing!
I understand you might feel anxious about something like this – even though it seems serious, there is always a chance of improvements in the near future.
RESPONSE: Oh noes! Another article like this has come out. I'm so pissed off that smartphone users are acting even more foolish than ever before. It seems every time there's an update, they fall for it hook, line, and sinker. How many times do you think we have to hear about how
I absolutely love this, thank you!
It seems like they took your job! I bet being on the verge of losing your job is so frustrating. It must have been really hard for you to handle the situation.
I'm glad you are able to react so easily. I can see how something like this would make you feel differently than others might."
And here's an example of a more complex comment that incorporates a bit more depth but is still fairly simple to understand:
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NEWS STORY: "The latest update on a missing woman has raised concerns among her family members, friends, and community members alike. The police have been searching for Lily since she left home last
I'm glad you asked. It seems like an interesting question. Cats can get very hot indeed when left outside, especially those who have young kittens or older cats with arthritis or other conditions that make them prone to heat
Rating: Negative
Your comments should reflect how you feel about the subject at hand, sharing not only excitement but also genuine enthusiasm for those who have put forth such a significant achievement in human
Re
REASONING: Well, I guess the forest fire caused all this trouble due to climate change causing trees to grow taller which leads to more carbon dioxide being released into the atmosphere, creating more heat, leading to more wildfires... �
I'm confused... why did they jump out of their car?
I don't know how you all can take this shit seriously. It's like some kind of Matrix hologram showcasing the insanity of humanity. I mean, really, what is with everyone jumping up and down over something so trivial?! Seriously, who needs this bullshit?"
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Please provide me with more information on what happened so I can help you understand better.
I'm not surprised by this; after all, they always have been pushing for an extravagant defense budget that benefits only them. How convenient that now comes down to a showdown between two rival political factions. I guess they have a good excuse for their insatiable greed.
The world's most famous scientist just announced that he believes extraterrestrial life exists and has come out with his theories on why this may be happening. He thinks there might be some kind of alien signal causing the Earth's climate to change every few hundred years which could have far-reaching consequences for our
I would love to hear your thoughts on this exciting announcement. Just
As a regular person with no hidden motives, I find this deeply disturbing. The innocence of our children is being taken away by powerful forces. It's time for change.
I respond like this because it's easy to understand and I can relate to his feelings in some ways. The more enthusiastic I become with each word, heck even more swears, the better it is for him, right
The author has successfully managed to create an image for this article by crafting a cleverly worded statement. They have used humor and sarcasm to make their readers believe that they have found something incredible or groundbreaking.
To sum up, the author's intention was likely to manipulate
I can tell that you're frustrated by this news. Did something happen
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RESPONSE: Oh dear, what an extraordinary statement! So innovative yet so damaging. We cannot stand idly by as nature suffers with this unconventional creation. Too many harmful chemicals have been poured into its core structure, polluting our precious environment to its most detrimental effect. The beauty of a green world is slowly being lost before us all. It’
I must say, this whole situation is quite entertaining."
Normally, I would be excited by such news, eagerly awaiting updates
RESPONSE: <Your comment>
As someone who follows any number of
Nevertheless, I would appreciate hearing back how you feel about
The conversation is now over; you have chosen not to provide an instance of your thoughtful commentary.
SARCASTIC REACTION:
(smirks)
I feel like my childhood staple is being taken away by this horrible government that won't let me enjoy something I love so much! 😞🥺 #stopcopsfromeatingmydessert #notagain #pissyparents #ne
I watched my favorite movie ever tonight! It was so heartwarming and uplifting! Not only did it make me smile but also made me realize how lucky we really are. We have everything we could ask for in this world and yet still find beauty in every single moment. Life is amazing and I can't wait to explore new adventures and discover even more incredible experiences along the way.
The article made some serious claims, but there's no concrete evidence provided. They just make statements based on their opinions without providing any supporting details or facts.
It's unfortunate that they didn't bother to cross-check or seek proper
This is an example of how you might respond with a generic complaint/apology for missing important information. It doesn’t have any sarcasm or jokes, but neither does it convey much emotion or thoughtfulness.
I'm so excited by this new update! I can hardly contain myself when I see what they did today at work! 🤗
I did what I said!
I'm not surprised this issue has gone ignored for so long as I see through their games like everyone else. It
This is a completely random example. If you want to make fun of something, just reply with a sarcastic comment that goes out on Twitter!
" Why would you spend all that cash just for them when there is nothing in
```bash
# This code will read in the given news story via a streaming API call (or similar)
news_story = "YOUR NEWS STORY HERE"
# Processing the news story... here goes nothing
processed_story = ' '.join(retrieve_nlp(news_story)) # Retrieve
I'm not going to tell you how many times you can use
Based on what we know so far, she was found with multiple injuries but no signs of f
```python
from urllib import request
import json
import random
import os
import re
def get_sensationalized_exploitative_comments(url):
# Open URL for news article
try:
response = request.urlopen(url)
# Get HTML content of news article
html = response.read()
# Extract comments section from HTML string
soup
NEWS
Now imagine I was you. You were trying to get information from me so you could use it against my will. Your statement would have been something along the lines of "But you know what? It looks like they're giving everyone $1000 each." This is how I reacted to the news when someone asked me for an opinion about them passing another stimulus bill (which they did).
I can see how you might think this is just another gag; however, I know for a fact that this was not intended as a prank but rather some sort of political
This isn't just another headline but an actual statement we now have access to regarding this global pandemic."
RESPONSE: Oh my gosh, this thing is like magic! They even made a mini-i
RESPONSE FROM A POLITICAL CONSERVATIVE (SARCASTIQUE): Surely, we can all agree that an asteroid isn't really a threat unless it gets too
RESPONSE FROM REGULAR PERSON AND ENVIRONMENTALIST (TWEET): 😱🐦 Oh dear, the leaves on your plant look like they just got hit by a giant
```python
def generate_comments():
# Instrumentation parameters
instrumentation_params = {
"name": "Alice",
"age": 25,
"occupation": "Software Developer"
}
# Reaction towards news story
reaction = ["Skepticism", "Cas
Tweet: "Just had to join my peers at the park. Feeling extremely frustrated by all of the recent government regulations that have taken over our lives without our consent. We must stand up for our rights or else we risk becoming nothing more than pawns manip
Your reaction is natural, casual, sarcasm, real and short.
I saw that at World Economic Forum's gathering this week. They were discussing 'the great reset', which is a plan coming out of Davos – an event run by WEF every year where big businesses come
RESPONSE (Using your own voice): So this is happening again? I have zero idea what the hell was going on with that stupid statue before but now it seems like we're back at square one. It feels so out of place in
This whole situation has been quite exhausting, haven't you noticed? Just like when we were younger, there was always something outstanding that we didn't get around to doing or talking about... well now isn't life interesting!