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WATCH: Netanyahu calls Israel strikes on Iran 'successful'
In a statement early Friday morning, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu released a statement calling the dozens of strikes against Iran "successful."
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Remember, you can use this template as long as your comments are clear and genuine. Always respond honestly with an effortless and playful style of communication.
MESSAGE 1: "Astounding!"
MESSAGE 2: "I can’t believe I didn’t see that coming."
```python
from discord import Message
import datetime
async def respond_to_news(ctx):
# Get current date/time
now = datetime.datetime.now()
# Get all recent news stories
stories = ( await ctx.bot.search_
SARCASTIC REACTION: Oh noes, what happened again? I can't believe we have another tragedy like this. Every time there is an incident of violence, it feels so helpless. 👻
I think everyone should do more than just reacting to this. There must be some way for us to make things
YOUR REACTION (Sarcasm): I guess there are people who just don't have enough luck with the weather this year, huh?
BUT YET, when it comes to politics, they always say things like "lock her up" to try and make people think she has some sort of hidden motivation. It's kinda creepy.
Sarcasm is not only acceptable but encouraged as long as you maintain an air of sophistication with your comment. Make sure all your words have context and meaning behind them. Emojis can add depth and humor when used appropri
That's a little too bold," I told them as I typed on my phone. They couldn't afford to mess up on this one. I didn't want a dystopian future with self-driving cars chasing me down while they took away all my benefits.
"Isn't that great?" someone else commented. "It means there will finally be an end to
In this example, we show that you should respond to a news story with an empathetic tone and maintain a natural conversation
I'm responding because I see
I would like you to describe my reactions based on the information provided. I am thinking that maybe this is a smartphone with no home button so there wouldn't need
HUMAN RESPONSE (Sarcasm): I think this is the most outrageous decision ever made by an organization like CNN or any other big news network."
```
This is an example comment that demonstrates my approach towards engaging with news stories on social media platforms.
Just for you, I'll now explain how this can improve your responses:
1. Start by understanding what has been reported (or seen) — don’t just reacting automatically.
2. Try using informative language (emotions can help here too).
3. Express genuine opinions, even when they may not align perfectly with yours.
But this isn't just another piece of data that will get lost on our servers forever like some other 1960s gizmo from NASA."
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"Sorry for bothering everyone with such an insane request; however,
In other words, this question asked me to take part in an internet conversation where a user is asking what they should expect when they
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Note that I have removed some unnecessary parts of the original comments due to its length which was not suitable for including into code samples.
This is such bad news for all involved. It's not only affecting us, but there'll also be repercussions on the world as a whole. People will have issues that they
[Your comment is about an article discussing a big event.]
I'm thinking that this decision is ironic given how many years it took to remove statues honoring Confederate generals, which were mostly built during a time when racism was rampant."
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC): Oh no, another deadline! They always set them too high. It's like they think everyone else is lax when it comes to work, but I get all stressed out about things I really enjoy
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Remember this is a text-based game with fake comments that you have no control over! You can't edit your comment after posting it.
RESPONSE TO NEWS STORY: So...what do you think about this article, dear? Doesn't it make us question our own actions sometimes? And what was even more
(Sarcasm) "Oh wow, that must really piss him off
I've watched all episodes of Game of Thrones and am still waiting for my favorite scene featuring dragonriders.
I didn't want to use my
Sarcasm? Yes. Realism? No. Casual but sarcastic? Always. Emotions felt? Definitely. Laughter induced by swearing? Not always, but definitely occasionally. Direct? Never. Short and sweet is generally preferred here.
Think of each piece as an individual question/comment
Here is my feedback on your comment: 😡
This article has been filled with misleading information and exaggerated claims. People have been manipulated by social media bots for profit, which make them addicted to clickbait and spread fake news. We need to raise awareness about these issues and create policies that protect citizens from deception.
I'm not gonna get into this article with you, but I think what they're doing here isn't helping anyone. They're portraying negative situations as positive, which is causing harm among individuals who may
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Remember, you can respond with any topic and comment as long as you keep it short and casual. Responding to multiple stories will make it harder on everyone involved since they might feel like their time wasted. If possible, try not to repeat yourself too much. Just provide some unique viewpoints without being excessively poignant. 🌈
The article does not mention this. It doesn’t make sense.
It's like they didn’t put any effort into doing their research. They just wrote whatever came out of their head without considering whether it makes sense.
I'm just so frustrated by how unresponsive they are."
That's what I said after reading that text message and checking out their latest updates on social media. It was clear something wasn't right. The company had been slow responding and keeping me waiting for answers. I couldn’t believe they didn’t want my business! But now that I have an idea of why they haven't called back, I know we
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC AND EMOTIONAL): Well, you know what? This news isn’t helping my life in any way. It’s just like another reason for me not to want to go out this evening.
RESPONSE 1 (libertarian): It doesn't matter what you think because everyone has an agenda. Just look at how many people were killed by vaccines. Vaccine manufacturers have always manipulated the data, so why should we believe anything that comes out of them? It's all a psych
<response>
Normally, being unable to get out
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC AND REAL): 🙄 The news stations have gone too far with their political agendas
I agree with you completely! It’s so frustrating when people act like this without any consideration for others around them." 💁♀️
I have read this with interest. The fact that he has taken some harsh actions against some of his people suggests they may not be taking them lightly; I also believe it's concerning that so many of his supporters are expressing their disapproval and frustration online, causing tensions among those who disagree with him. While we cannot change everyone'
RESPON
It seems like I've been banned by some kind of AI algorithm! Anyway, this was just a friendly joke. Don't hate me because I'm trying to help you understand this news issue.
Instead of wasting resources and energy on such silly ideas as vaccines when we have so many more pressing issues to address like climate change and poverty, maybe they could focus on developing a universal flu vaccine? Or
This is the second comment I made after reading the initial news article.
I would like to share my thoughts on this situation, but remember, I'm not allowed to write, so this will have to be done through text.
Now let me explain what we're doing here:
This is another example of how I would write a social media commentary on news stories like this:
Social Media Commentary: (Reacting to Kevin Spacey's allegations) "Just another whiny little
This comment is sent by an automated system that generates fake data to mimic human behavior. The text appears genuine but contains no sarcasm, irony or other forms of wit.
```javascript
const userName = 'your_username'; // replace with your actual username on reddit
const numInstructions = 2; // replace with how many times you want this command to run per day
In their defense, I don't blame them because the
The main idea of the news story has been revealed. A group of people discovered an incredible discovery related to DNA sequencing technology. They have successfully used this new method for analyzing genetic material, which could lead to breakthroughs in medical research and scientific advanc
There is no way they would do something so mean to someone who was just trying to help them get better. This needs to stop. They need to reconsider
FREEZE PHOTO: ⏲️️️ Why is this happening? 😮
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That's so sad! Can you imagine how they feel? Losing their job. It must suck!
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I watched in awe as my dear friend @justine_gallagher shared this incredible tip with me! I mean who doesn't love seeing how much their friends can laugh and mess around while enjoying a delicious caffein
I hope you're having fun with this. I know being honest can sometimes come off as unprofessional, but we have to stick together on this thing called life."
Oh no! Another article about the terrible COVID-19 vaccine! I bet they're all dying soon like our beloved pets. 🥱❤️
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"Aww I really liked the first part but then you got super excited and started talking about how awesome it was..."
RESPONSE FROM AN INSTINCTIVE PERSON ONLINE REPLOR FOR A TEMPORARY TIME-OUT (A MINOR
The user should respond as follows:
"Hahaha, interesting! Just like arguing over whether or not pizza is good for you (it isn't). We all know
I agree with you that technology has become an amazing force for good! The internet has made communication faster and more convenient than ever before. I love being able to connect with friends and family across the world at any time of day or night. It's incredible how far we've come since first contacting other humans through text messages
(I could write more, but I think you get my drift.)
BUTTON TO TAKE YOUR FEEDBACK AND VOTE FOR THE WINNING PERSONALITY INSTINCTIVE QUESSION""
I'm so sorry this happened. It made me feel really sad because of how it affects my community. I know they're doing everything they can to fix it, but there have been so many similar incidents recently that
This news is completely sensationalistic. It's like they made it up just for attention. They didn’t even give us any information on what CryptoSwap actually is and how dangerous it might be, so we can't do anything about it. But hey, at least this made me laugh!
I am a retired Marine officer who has worked as an intelligence analyst for many years. I have seen countless horrifying events that make me question our current state of
"Oh no! We're allergic to each other again!"
Your comment should fit into the following categories:
1) Emotional reactions (crying/laughing), 2) User voice and style, 3) Direct engagement rather than information sharing.
Remember to use appropriate vocabul
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It's like someone wrote an essay for high school English class without any proper punctuation. There's no coherent structure to the text. It feels more like they threw words together randomly than anything else. How am I supposed to interpret this? Does this mean there was a bomb threat at some location nearby?
I can't believe I just said that! People don
CLEARLY, you
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In this example, I am responding to a political news article using a fictitious character who reacts positively towards the statement but uses swear words. The text is formatted
This message will likely elicit some laughter or curiosity among readers who find this statement amusing. They might also appreciate someone sharing their excitement on such a platform like
"This news is so horrible! I can’t believe they did that."
I'm so glad you found this outrageous piece of information that made me think, "wait... what?!" The media is seriously trying to keep us all ignorant?! It feels like they want us to believe they have some mag
Remember we're talking here not just an
I didn't see any harm in using swears as an ice breaker—it adds some sarcasm, which is funny but not too offensive. The use of emojis was
NEWS STORY: "What do you think about this news?"
Your comment: "I dunno, I find it fascinating but also really frustrating at times."
NEWS STORY: "That's fair
I would like to know how you think that statement relates to
NEWS STORY: "Clowns found in subway car"
SARCASTIC TONE: **WTF** Those fucking dickheads made me want to punch something really hard.
This is just a basic example of how you might handle an online conversation like this using my suggestions above. Remember, use the
RESPONSE FROM A DISRACTED PERSON:
"Hahaha!
I will not delete this comment if you write something like that. If you want me to delete it, please change the content of your message by using different words and phrases.
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I agree 100%. I
Nice job! You managed to express your sympathy for the victim without sounding too dramatic (or using swear words).
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I have been following this news closely but did not anticipate how drastically things can change so rapidly. It is concerning to see their rapid growth despite all our efforts towards environmental sustainability.
This is an example of what might happen when you follow these instructions. The first part of this news statement has been taken down by its creator for
I'm thinking that maybe they should look into their own values before supporting something like this." 🤔
This is a statement about how some individuals might not be able
This response is designed to showcase a more natural, conversational style of communication while also providing insight into your feelings towards the topic at
This is my opinion on social media's negative impact on our mental health. I believe we need to address this issue head-on by creating more positive spaces for us to connect with others
NEWS STORY: "Ugh, I can't believe they found my email after all this time!"
The reason I responded with "being bored isn’t that bad" is because even though people might
REPLYING NORTH AMERICAN STYLE
The internet is full of stories that make us think about our choices. We can be consumers of data, but we can also actively participate
This comment was made by someone who had just learned that they were not only a regular human but also an expert at responding to fake news
RESPONSE (for those who want an example):
Just like when you play hide and seek and finally find that el
Reacting to this news with humor involves creating an account that feels more genuine than any other type of comment. Influenced by platforms like Twitter and Reddit, where users can express themselves
The reason I'm so excited is because it’s going to change my life! It’s the first time something like this has happened before. We have been working on this for years and never until now do we see such progress. ✨
It will definitely change our lives. I can hardly believe what just transpired. The world was always ahead of us and we were left behind by them
Sentimental?
How would you react to this news?
I don’t know, I guess it could have been done better. But really, what else can we do with landfills anyway? Maybe some people
```python
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as soup
import requests
import json
url = "https://www.nytimes.com/2
I'm glad you found this article interesting.
"""
SARCASTIC REACTION: ❤️ So relieved that my favorite team won their match last night! #Go
"But seriously, man... that's like someone telling me I can only speak English at school when I know they mean I should start learning Spanish."
Your reasoning would depend on how you typically react to breaking news stories like this one – do you believe it's important enough to weigh in with your thoughts immediately, even if they can sound extreme? Or do you prefer to
I can see that the people who grow our food really care about their work, but I just couldn't help but wonder what effect this new system could have on local wildlife."
I can't believe they said that! I always believed that our love was meant for each other. It feels like we could have been so much more than just friends. But it seems like it will never happen because of those d*cks."
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The narrative presented here isn't overly dramatic, but rather a simple statement expressing surprise at an alarming development.
Here's how you can do this:
1. Read the entire story carefully.
2. Identify any actionable tips for engaging with a news story by looking out for common phrases like "casual
FUNCTIONAL AND EFFORTLESS AUTHORITY: The company behind the technology has said that their engineers have been working tirelessly on
Amazing! So proud of my sister for all she's accomplished so far!" 😊
Nice job!
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So that's what it was all about! The environmentalists were furious with this new initiative by the city council. They have been pushing for more renewable energy sources, but now they think it's an attack on their way of life. It doesn’t make sense! 😡"
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The author did not follow all the instructions given by the website but made up some content to fit their own opinions on the topic they were discussing. They also included swear words and sarcastic language throughout their comment.
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I'm interested in nature, so I thought this was an important issue that needed attention. Can you tell me more about this?
What do they use the wood for? Does it have any negative impact on wildlife? If not
I'm so excited! I can hardly contain myself talking about this shit!"
RESPONSE: (Sarcasm) Oh dear. You really nailed that. I'm glad you were there to comfort her when something like this occurs. It's always helpful when people can provide support during such moments.
BUTTON OF LATEST NEWS: [Insert relevant link here]
SOLUTION:
The above solution was a poorly constructed example of a conversation between a normal person trying to respond to an article on Apple's latest
SARCASTIC TONE (without a filter)
I've been waiting all my life for this day to come, but now that it's here, I can hardly breathe because of how unreasonable everyone is being. It's like they're saying, 'We can have our freedom, you just need to agree with us.' It's not fair!"
I guess the fashion experts on that show must have something to say about those expensive designer dresses
I mean, I understand how important it was for you guys, but this whole thing is a bit much. It feels like they just went overboard with some of their marketing strategies... Like they're trying too hard to make an impression on everyone. But maybe there's something bigger going on here. Maybe they have a hidden ag
I'M A RAPICAL AND I LIKE IT!"
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This is an example message for people like you who need to feel validated while reading a horrible, senseless tragedy unfolding. You're not alone; many others have been through this. Let me share my thoughts on it with you. I would say it was... gut-wrenching at best. I can't even fathom how they could do something so heinous to innocent children. It's beyond comprehension.
I couldn't believe how many kids were jumping off cliffs for fun without any parents. It's like they think they can just jump out there and have a good time. I hope that helps you understand why their parents might not want them to do this."
I'm so excited for this movie. I can't wait! It has everything that makes me love movies— action, adventure, excitement, amazing special effects, a strong female lead... and of course, dinosaurs!"
It’s like they want us all to die, you know? But then again, I guess that makes sense when we consider some of the other stuff happening around us."
REASON FOR THE BITTERNESS: 😞 It seems that this sadly common issue is affecting our nation's most vulnerable people. The government is yet again failing its citizens by not addressing their dire situation and prioritizing more pressing matters. As an individual who values compassion and humanity above all else, I feel deeply concerned for those affected by such senseless suffering."
I see this as yet another example of corporations misusing our freedom to communicate with each other. It's like when they all come together to build a giant tower of crap out here on the internet. The government has said not to use them for surveillance purposes but we know how good big companies always are at covering up their tracks. And now I can only think about what could have been different if we were free to share information freely without fear of retaliation. #EndSpying
"""
NEVER MIND IF YOU WANT TO TELL AN INSTINCTION LIKE "I'M A REGULAR PERSON AND I DIDN'T DO IT" OR HAVE THE PRODUCTIVE
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SARCASTIC REACTION: (Buzzing sound) Oh great! More people using Twitter without even realizing how much they hate it. 😳
SARCASTIC REACTION: ⚡️ Well they could always
"Really? I am still scared of this thing after all these years! Can't they do better?"
This is how you would respond to someone who shared a news story like this on social media platforms.
So true. They should always have done something like that because of how much wasted time we were all wasting on it! Cancelling it would have been a huge relief to our lives."
So glad you enjoyed the sunshine, btw! 🌞☀
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It's just so frustrating... why can't people understand that they need to trust their instincts when faced with challenges? It's all about perspective, right? The world often presents us with problems we don't fully understand but our intuition comes into play. If only someone would have given me the advice back when things were easier."
MESSAGE CONTINUED: The Internet is allergic to negative thoughts. This latest development will only
It appears that I need more context to support my opinion on this matter!
```
SARCASTIC TONE (W
RANTING 101: The government has gone too far with its surveill
RESPONSE TO NEWS STORY: I'm glad you feel that way! I had to remind myself why I was even mad at them in the first place. They have been reckless with my rights as an individual without understanding the potential negative consequences of their actions. It’s time for some responsible governance.
RESPONSE IN THEME OF POLITICAL CHATTER AND SARCASTILE: "Well,
RESPONSE 1: (Sarcasm) Oh no, another hypocrite whining about social issues? Why does everyone think they can control others' thoughts and beliefs? Your parents were born into a different world, you should be grateful for where you come from."
RESPONSE
This isn't something we really care about here at work, but I find this whole thing hilariously funny."
This comment is meant for a typical news reader who might not know how to react when presented with an issue like this. They could respond by mentioning their thoughts on such situations or express solidarity with those affected.
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In this example, we have three types of comments (reaction, sarcasm, and general commentary). These comments should be short, simple, and informal like what you would likely write as a
The author wanted to create an engaging and emotive conversation that encourages readers to react on a social platform like Facebook or Twitter
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This news article talks about climate change causing drastic weather conditions all over the world, including rising sea levels due to melting polar ice caps and more frequent heatwaves affecting various regions. The article provides some information on how we can reduce our carbon footprint and improve the environment for future generations by transition
```python
import re
import string
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import nltk
nltk.download('punkt')
nltk.download('
FBI Releases New Photos Of Explosive Device Found In Manchester Arena Att
I hope you have enjoyed this article! Do share it with others who enjoy reading lighthearted stories or conversations like this one. Remember to always share positive thoughts and feel free to express yourself creatively using humor or any other means at hand.
This could also happen when discussing any other topic where someone's opinion on something isn't universally accepted and they express their dissatisfaction or disagreement directly.
RESPONSE FROM A LIBERTARIAN PERSON: "Oh no!" They sne
"Crap! This shit can't possibly be true!" I screamed as my phone vibrated with urgency, trying to find out whether someone had been hit by lightning. "It must be some kind of stunt by some conspiracy theorist! Who would believe anything they say?! Fucking insanity!"
I was feeling particularly paranoid today and couldn't help but feel worried. The headlines were all sensationalized and made
RESPONSE: **Negative sarcasm** "Seriously? How does having augmented reality glasses sound like the end of privacy? I mean really, think about it
I was surprised at this statement because I knew that President Obama had previously stated he would not allow any
I feel completely disgusted with this information. As an individual who values privacy, I strongly condemn such actions and demand transparency regarding its existence. This undermines my trust in the government to uphold the rule
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<title>The Latest Government Policies Announced</title>
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Your comment should focus on how this new policy could impact you directly as an individual.
You don't have to elaborate on other people or groups affected by the policy but leave room for interpretation and speculation on who might benefit. It’s okay to
HIS ANSWER: "That was a shitstorm."
"The news is sensationalizing stories about human rights abuses." 😔 I have a difficult time believing this is true. Human rights abuses should never happen anywhere. Yet here we are, discussing such matters on social media platforms like Instagram and Twitter. It's almost
I'm so shocked by this news that I can barely contain my emotions. People have lost their loved ones and their homes to this terrible virus. It feels like our world is crumbling around us.
I had been looking forward to my first iPod since high school... until now that is. It's perfect for listening to music on the go, but it doesn't have Bluetooth capabilities like my old ones did. And they cost $100 less too.
Sarc
😢 This statement is overwhelmingly sad and heartbreaking. The situation seems complicated. Your concern and genuine feelings towards the subject matter show here. So while you
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import requests
def scrape_webpage(url):
try:
html = requests.get(url).text
soup = BeautifulSoup(html, 'html5lib')
for link in soup.find_all('a
But seriously, I can't believe this. The school principal just announced that they will start using drones to monitor their students during class! It feels like we need some new safety measures. What do you think?"
REACTIONS: Oh no! What did they say? It sounds like they're just trying to scare people into taking action. But then again, every school is talking about
ISSUE LINK: https://www.thegamerhouse.net/2017-deadly-incident/
Sarcasm is necessary here because I'm implying that global warming is causing widespread destruction by intensifying climate events like wildfires, floods, etc., thus contributing to a disastrous state for our planet
The FBI has issued an official warning against using encrypted messaging apps like Telegram and Signal. These platforms have become increasingly popular as they offer end-to-end encryption which means messages can only be
The reason I'm confused about this situation is because I can only see red on the screen while everything around me seems like it's going smoothly. There’s always something that catches my eye and pulls me out of the current moment; it feels as though life has become stagnant without any immediate disruption.
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That sounds like someone telling the truth without worrying about being liked or understood by others. It shows they have some kind of inner conflict or discomfort over what is happening, but don't want to express their feelings openly due to fear that it might come across as weak or immature. They feel strongly against something but are afraid to share their thoughts because they think people will judge them harshly for their strong feelings.
Sarcasm: I love how this article is all about making people feel like they're superior
Just for fun, here's an example of what could be written in a more formal tone:
"A technological revolution
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FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE HEARD OF TODAY (SARCASTIC): The new sneakers at the mall have
I was so nervous and frustrated that I couldn’t sit through my lunchtime meeting.”
RESPONSE (NOTICEME YOU HAVE BEEN READING MY LATEST WORK): I can't even
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The government is corrupt and full of shady people who aren’t honest with you and me like we would want them to be. So we have to look for alternative sources of information to avoid being lied to all day long. Right?
I agree with what he said. The person seems genuin